Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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patch when

>wake up
>no patch

LINA BELONGS IN A TRASH CAN

WHERES THE PATCH!!?

PICK ME user

buff me

PICK ME

>another patch
>LC is still garbage can tier

J U S T

>1:00pm PST
>no patch

>brew ult is so shit you can make him into a rightclicker now

LOL

...

YOU ARE A 100 HP VENGEFUL SPIRIT
ZEUS WILL REVIVE IN 2 SECONDS

YOU MUST FIND MEDALLION ON THE SHOP GRID BEFORE HE ULTIMATES
9 OUT OF 10 DOTARDS WILL LOSE THEIR UNRELIABLE GOLD

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STREET FIGHTER
WAOW

link? there's no nudes in her dA

>See steam installing new update
>Get excite
>Its fucking Starbound

Fuckging starbound baka

now

Daily reminder d2g hates Purge

i'm transferring to Dota from LoL what hero do I pick to piss off the most Russians?

>6 treants
>30-34 damage
>180-204 damage if they all hit once
How is this balanced dotards?

Volvo pls fix

So how come "boring 4k cuck" Purge has a gf and you don't?

been browsing d2g and watching strims waiting for patch for 8 hours.

>Still no art of Enchantress getting pregnant with the Satyr to explain the new Ancient's

i right click it in the guide i made with all my relevant items

ez, spend the extra second shittlaking in all chat

You need to relax, Malcolm.
Our patch will come in due time.

REMINDER that Maelstroms attack speed works on Illusions now

REMINDER that Chaos Knight has farming isses

REMINDER that Chaos Knights crit is 12% now and has 50% lifesteal

REMINDER that you should be getting Mjollnir every game as Chaos Knight RIGHT NOW because it gives ALL his illusions attack speed AND solves his farming issues

>generic youtuber personality
>not even very good at the game
>takes literally 100 hours to go through the patch notes

yea I can see why

HOW MUCH LONGER IS HE GOING TO THORYCRAFT!!??!

IS SHE GOOD NOW? SOMEONE TELL ME AHHHHHHHH

Any splitpush hero. Nature's Prophet preferably. Oh and don't forget to pick +6 treants as your lvl 25 talent!

i thought it was +6 treants, not 6 total?

good in bed ;)

No end in sight

>tfw no boypucci hero

just search her rubick cosplay it'll pop up

>30 - 60 minutes per hero
>he's on CK
until tomorrow

If you're repulsed by dicks in porn you're a 100% cuck bitch and possibly gay too

Still dumpser tier

>Purge is still on C
we're gonna be here all night

>watch start of stream, he gets to backpack
>leave for 2 hours
>comeback
>he's only at Chen

Jesus. Bulldog's run-through is so much better. At least he tests some things, and he doesnt sit there theory crafting new builds for 20 minutes

Right now pick wukong to make everybody on the enemy team cry.

He's on 16 out of 113 champs

>need to make custom layouts and memorize them for 110 different heroes
yeah no

WHO ELSE waiting on a 7.00 tournament so the pros can show me how to play HERE?

good for sucking my dick

if you watch porn there you are beyond salvation

have you seen the new mask of madness??

nah

Which change that /d2g/ called a shit will end up being meta defining this time?

>takes literally 100 hours to go through the patch notes
What is the point of patch note streams if not theory crafting?

Being too lazy to read text?
Not enough memes?

BUT IS IT BETTER THAN
SIX
FUCKING
THICK
JUICY
DELICIOUS
TREANTS?

Nah. Im excited to jump right into this mess

>+6
>11 total
>330-374 damage if they all hit once
>basically a FREE rapier
The madman has gone too far

Sooo, carry bounty hunter is viable now?

mass treant build

e-fame

Comfy video lads:

youtube.com/watch?v=vt0YQy7ut4Y

>porn is bad
I feel sorry for you

Gee Mortred, how does Icefrog let you have TWO daggers?

33% ""chance"" for x2.25 damage is pretty good but only accessible at level 25

>Penitence buff
>25% spell amp
Dagon is core on chen now.

Mid Lich deniers

guys I don't think we're getting a patch today

>does spell amp work with dagon

holy fuck how DO YOU PEOPLE LISTEN TO THIS RETARD

5 minutes

>tfw have shitload of homework to do
>still waiting for patch
>literally can't start untill it's out

STOP
LEWD
POSTING
IM
TRYING
TO
NO
FAP
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dude fuck im so hype about bounty in this patch

>ms for chasing
>jinada in almost 2 sec cooldown
>more FREE damage

Alongside his meme aghs he is going to be so fun in pubs.

HOW COME THE NEW PATCH STILL WON'T LET LUNA SIT ON MY FACE

Holy fuck hes only on "C"

I left for class when he was halfway through the items, he may ACTUALLY be autistic

>implying it matters

post lewd pics

he is badSlark at carrying, can snowball if you are playing against retards

i couldn't give a shit about what you think

That's a TI Final Analyst you're shittalking scrub

why does she start pissing?

Reminder that female ejaculant is literally piss.

reminder necrophos just got gutted and given a worse version of an invoker spell

>almost 2s
i guess 1 is almost 2

...Hey!

is that a jojo reference ????

delet this

you removed it, but just to make you happy, I can purchase a chainmail blight stone and sage's mask in 1.5 seconds

reply to this post and the digit corresponding to the last digit in your post number will decide your opinion of something
1 i love it
2 it's shit
3 uninstalling as we speak
4 icefrog can do no wrong
5 gas the chinks at valve hq
6 i don't know
7 could do with some reworking
8 i'm gonna go play league instead
9 talents are amazing
0 buff my favourite hero

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>that boobs movement and jiggling
LOL?*

>(Dead)
Oh boy did those new janny letters go out today?

u can't c me

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>this motherfucker walks up a slaps your ancient's ass
>what do you do?

What is your honest opinion on Monkey Man

WHO

Do you have a doto waifu?
Mine is PA

virgin

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Luna Facesitting

Tree mechanic is cool

AHH

YOU JUST REMINDED ME THAT

LUMI

CASTED

TI FINALS