Dota 2 General - /d2g/

patch killed him

honestly purge is bad when does synderen do analyse?

Lich carry FINALLY

>no up
>wake patch

New patch before heat death of the universe?

>snowy day
>cup of hot cocoa
>comfy fire place
>listening to Purge talk about physics

WHO /comfy/ HERE?

No you idiots just chased him away like Memeoire guy. Drowposter is gone, Nagaposter is gone, you guys just murder everyone

In the end Smash is still a peruvian

PURGE
STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BLACK HOLE PHYSICS

JESUS FUCKING APEMONKEY CHRIST

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE BLACK HOLE ROTATION

>implying you have an onahole

what a qt, she needs a dire creep gf

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Hello I will be appearing in all the games now

>posted right before the new thread
Just end me lads

post cropped dota images which hide vile acts of fornication

>resurrected on judgment day
>no patch

SICK PUPPY BOMB INCOMING

36%

I reported him

>Physics lesson from Purge
this patch is incredible desu

>jungler loses all hp
>mid trades like a retard and uses all his mana
>they both meme it up with the well
Ready to have a jungler every game dotards?

Real talk, does the rotation of enemy heros during black hole have ANY game impact? Dusa during stone gaze?

purge is going insane

>20 second cooldown guardian greaves

good

>tfw have a quarry to settle

Good luck with Treant and Techies fucking your jungle up.

I miss aiushtahposter, tonyposter and most of all gents

Where do you post your stuff? I'm loving this thickness, senpai.

>PS4 finally has games released

>Dota still isn't patched

tfw comfy watching purge's stream and falling to sleep with the sound of his familiar and lovely voice

>Icefrog has to balance all these talents every patch.

PAtCH THE GAME PATCH THE GAME PATCH THE GAME

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Did icefrog add the black hole rotation just to make it match the cgi clips in free to play?

Theres only one hero with letter F? Holy shit

doesn't Purge have a Physics degree

>We are all going so mad that purge is talking about black holes

RELEASE THE PATCH FUCK SAKE

so what?

Yes

The ones bottling with all their bounty runes unaffected by creep damage?

thank you!
its kiamokaza.tumblr.com/
i dont post vry much tho

>Someone's doing more Ilexa art
Nice

Now if only more guys did Pugna too

give lewds now

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I want to lick Ilexa's knotted bark if you know what I mean.

>where's the patch Icefrog

if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if

okie

dokie

You are reworked. You may actually be based now.

it's to represent your money spiralling down the toilets

>undergraduate physics major
>meaning anything

lmoa

>not getting any yous

did you know that stating that you reported a post is against the rules?

The more you know

Pls draw her upside down

he is just going to be afk trying to balance techies and carry veng until the game is over and he finally dies

the other people will just try to balance the heroes and fuck up everything everytime

I miss Lelouch

Confirmed by the way: if you use Blast Off with Octarine Core, you will be healed before the 50% HP removal so it's safe to use at low HP

What's Monkey King's talent tree? It doesn't show it on the update page

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic

Is her shit hole being remodeled?

OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT.

fuck off lelouch

BSJ and based mike and CuckCucknCuck all said games will be shorter

We League now?

>kill myself
>purge still reading patch notes

Why is Reddit so fucking obsessed with Purge? He's a fucking garbage 5k player, which isn't even a high MMR anymore, that has no fucking idea what he's talking about.

let's hope so

ICEFROG YOU FUCKING JEW GIVE IT

Lol character at page 3, you just triggered my autism.

>The enemy face when they see Techies preparing for launch
We spaceship now

This is why I miss him.

>it ends with the killing each other
>better this way than being used by their ancients until some bigshot disembowels them for gold and xp
>reunited in ancient and heroes free heaven

>repel can't be dispelled
>omni aura with talents and lens better slow than fucking shivas active
wtf is this shit

It has a 5 minute cooldown so only one of them can do that. Its not much different from them just getting low then buying and suicide to creeps.

Late game its pretty meh. +1 hp per minute i think so 20 minutes in its like 120 hp a second for 5 seconds.

i'm holding the patch hostage fuckers and WON'T GIVE IT UP FOR ANYTHING, NOT EVEN SOMEONE ROLLING 00

>still talking about gravity

>shorter
L M A O
i played like 10 games and NO EVEN ONE ended before 1 hour

Hero Talents
+5 Armor 10 +20 Attack Speed

+20 Movement Speed 15 +275 Health

+15 Strength 20 +40 Damage

+100% Boundless Strike Crit 25 +25% Magic Resistance

generic as movespeed stats and shit
level 25 makes boundless a 300%crit or some camprably useless shit

cause his autism might genuinely kill him someday

>reddit

+5 Armor 10 +20 Attack Speed
+20 Movement Speed 15 +275 Health
+15 Strength 20 +40 Damage
+100% Boundless Strike icon.png Boundless Strike Crit 25 +25% Magic Resistance

No one cares about your unranked test games

I guess maiden poster is dead too. That or they didn't realize we'd have 3 thread in an hour.

I really want to see a downtroden yet resolute in the face of adversity female creep hero now.
I want a small hero madel assassin battling withj w bkb's bloodlusted doom

3 absolute shining beacons of Dota.

I guess we have to listen to these successful Dota 2 players.

>LISA art
Based

>cropped

POLLINATE MY WOMB, user!

>3 absolute shitters
you'll excuse me if i don't believe it

>840 damage with fissure range and aoe
>before factoring in base damage or items
>useless

is the patch really not out yet?