Naming cars

Do you name your cars Veeky Forums?

Is it autistic to do so?

It's pointless to give something a name if it can't learn it. Yes, anthropomorphising things and forming emotional attachments to objects could give a couple points on the spectrum but everyone falls somewhere on the spectrum.

>Do you name your cars Veeky Forums?
No

I've never felt the need to call any of my cars by anything other than the model or manufacturer name.

no
no
i think it's perfectly fine,though
as long as it's not taken too far

I named my ferd Clifford, the big red truck.

But my other vehicle has no personality so it shall remain nameless.

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Its actually the opposite of Autism to name a car.

Source: I am the assbergers.

I would, but I haven't found the right name for either yet.

>'80 Z/28
>'02 Twingo
It's kind of a Jekyll and Hyde pair, but that seems a bit obvious.

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Not really, but I refer to it as a she.

His name is Cameron, say something nice to him Veeky Forums

>giving your car a guy's name

Name the z28 cameron

Cars are guys. They're supposed to be hes

normally i dont but "Midnight Marauder Manlet Mobile" was just so fitting

kit kat the big white cuck

nigga you gay

Did you just assume their genders????

Cars are literally built to be anthropomorphic just a bit.

A good litmus test is if Chads do it too, it's not aspie.
Do chads name their [insert random object here]? Guitars, beer cozies, and their cars are all named by Chads. Therefore, it is not autistic.

Sorta, naming things helps a lot when you have more than one of the same make/model

For example I can't just say "my dodge truck..." cause I have three of the fuckers so for clarity the 84 is "the long bed" or "the dookie brown dodge" , the 93 is "the short bed" and the 73 is "the big ugly bastard" on account of its really big and goddamned ugly

fucking kek

faggot


I don't name mine because it's fucking cringey, but girls doing it is alright, preferably something like "The Pickle" rather than a human name

Every girl I've hung out with brings it up eventually, they think it's a necessity and always insist on giving my car a name

the latest: LaTanya Jones

whoops posted a pic where I was dicking around with 4wd decals

I named my truck Charlene because Crystine was taken.....
...its all ok now, after a year and a half and a few thousand dollars we have learned to live with eachother.

the planet roaster

I call it either the "Bully Machine" or the "Taquito"

I love giving my cars and bikes stupid names.

>Strawberry Steamship
>Mustard Monorail
>Cauliflower Catamaran

Also had a black Wrangler I called the Licorice Liferaft, and a black KLX250SF I called the Blackberry Bobsled.

>kit kat the big white cuck

>mustard monorail
Maybe I'm just tired but that got me good

If you give it a real name, it's cringy. If you or your friends give it a funny name, it cool and easier to reference when reminiscing.

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>loyale
>loyal
your car's name is now These Hoes Ain't.

Sorry, I actually like my Z. I'm not going to give it a humiliating name like that.

All cars and trucks have names. How the fuck do you people shop for vehicles? Just walk on to a lot and scream "SEDAN!" or "BLUE TRUCK!!!" ?

Kinda,
Dad started the tradition of naming our vehicles after Star Trek Ships.

>bike is called Viffer Amelia because of the induction noise and gear whine
>car is called Grocery Getter because it's used to get groceries

>Vicar Amelia
Kek

I call my car "shitbox" if that counts

Uncanny

My friends call it the Freshmaker bacause its A/C kicks the shit out of all my other friends cars.

>Do you name your cars Veeky Forums?
"Useless shitbheap"
Usually prefaced by "Why won't you start, you..." or something along those lines.