Dota 2 General - /d2g/

You are drinking at the bar. This guy comes and slaps the ass of your girlfriend

what do?

>7.00b

>daedalus+jingoo+boundless
>three people dead in one click
gg wp

I don't understand, I've been running at 120 fps on my 4 year old 770, did everyone buy their cards from a chinese ebay?

I'm done

b-but I can't play you, I am scrub.

>the people hating the patch are spamming facebook frog
really thingken hard

Nice UI, dotards.

cut down his tree and kill him while he's stunned for 4 seconds

give me 5 changes that makes the game bad
protip:you can

Just counter picked slark with trent because of the root changes. Worked perfectly, pass it along.

Hotd is the support equivalent of

PICK
ME

1st for valve just went full tribes: ascend

lousyalaide?

Slap his ass back because I want to fuck him.

Find a new girlfriend, he probably killed her imbalanced piece of shit

played a game with cm, took the +50 damage at level 10

it was okay, made getting last hits super easy when you're popping into an empty lane mid-game (did about 110 dmg to melee creeps at level 10 with bracer and wand) and clearing the odd jungle camp is quicker, but it barely made a difference in teamfights

>no UI update
The fuck is this shit.

paying to unlock characters and then abandoning the game for 3 years?

>normal skill

>Shrines in base from 5 to 2, one near top barracks and one near bottom barracks
>can't TP to shrines
Balanced

I don't think its possible to take Rosh before the shrines are down, unless you deward and ward around the shrine to see the TPs in coming

GOTTA JEW FAST

>UI that hides information a ton more
>runs worse
>introducing a feature that completely fucks the balance
>loads and loads of fucking bugs holy shit who tested this
>shitty balancing in general

I have about as much respect for this patch as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is capeshit. It is video game hotpocket. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.

What items do I buy now as Jungle NP?
Talon seems shit now, should I rush midas?

I come back to /d2g/ every patch and it' might as well be an identical reaction.

This patch is amazing

It's better to get the tanky talents now freezing field has a purpose besides looking pretty. It's not like you can't frostbite jungle creeps or get a midas for money

Did Valve just removed the fucking hotkeys when buying in the shop? It's fucking annoying to click a few times to buy something.

Should be pretty good for dewarding at that stage of the game.

nice Adelaide?

its just valve's plan to make dota the biggest cashcow
>crowdfunding (only 25% lmao) to attract more pro players from other games
>ESPN shilling to attract more normies
>memeing inside the game (over 9000 invoker hat etc.) to attract more redditors
>disable modding and use those mods to get profit
>bullshit hero to increase arcana sell while make another arcana for hero who already has billion of hats (purposely delay it to not overlap with lemonkey king arcana)
>the LOL UI, baron change + HOTS talents
dotards can say all they want but its not going to change what dota has become
a business, not a pure game for fan anymore

literally 90% of the gulag is normal skill
90% of reddit is normal skill
you're probably normal skill
at the very least, everyone is shit at this game now

you take sprout at lvl 1 so you can push the camp through trees and pull it to lane creeps, items dont matter

I have no strong feelings one way or the other on this patch

I dont really understand valve anymore, im amazed

They could have just literally said "guys we discovered tons of bugs, we will display the patch tommorrow, or wednesday, or whatever"
But no, they rush the damn patch and still tons of bugs
why
why they do this
They could even drop 7.00b patch nerfing the damn monkey, and adding all the HUD good suggestions, but they didnt, and now he's stomping pubs and HUD still look like trash

I know they will do this in like a week, but goddamit, why the rush

>get overgrowthed
>just pop quas
>or alternatively pop invoke and just tp out
??

>Having a different opinion than me about this patch

what are the best maymays of the patch?

you're clearly a fucking newfag then because this is only the reaction the past few patches because who the fuck could have ever predicted it would get this fucking bad jesus christ
everyone were loving life a mere couple years ago, no patches were instantly insulted to hell and back, certainly not to this extent, i'm probably going to quit the game really, it's not very fun or skill based anymore

umm guys...treant is op now...

You should rush +6 treants

How do you get back into playing this game after a 2-year hiatus?

is this a new meme?
nah man I am older than you

oh and also
>this fucking abortion of a shop windows
jesus christ just give me legacy UI

Just fucking PLAY IT

NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THIS GAME NOW

who is this

Just jump into unranked and go with the flow, picking whatever you want, if you lose well hopefully you learned something

Some stray observation from my first games on 7

>Map seems zoomed way out
>Chat not working
>This will make no difference to my low level scrub games
>Monkey meme is a meme
>I want Luna to sit on my face and suffocate me

same here man
I have played it for too long and dont wanna let it go, but dota is something completely different now
and not in a good way

>trying to justify your shittiness this hard
literally 50% of the gulag is 4k, which is FUCKING GARBAGE MIND YOU
even 5k is garbage
6k is barely good anymore
fuck this game basically

WE WANT THE LOL AUDIENCE

my gf

hello r/eddit
aren't we complaining when is the patch go live

but there's still turnrates

this is good pasta

you don't, because it feels exactly the same: vapid, mindless and irritating

All the others see through your loser disguise, but at least you've fooled Ilexa into thinking you're a real hero.

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5i1ats/700_gives_me_headache_every_game/

Redditors can't play without getting migraines from the shitty new UI LMAO.

>tfw invoker is dead
the frog has finally done it

>why they do this
Because it would be a broken promise? They said the patch would go live on Monday.

Okay /d2g/

WHY IS THIS NEW UPDATE GIVING ME A HEADACHE
WHY IS THIS NEW UPDATE GIVING *EVERYONE* A HEADACHE

this patch is literally as bad as PSVR, I cannot play more than a couple games without getting a pounding headache
are there any options I need to disable or change

Aurelius voice pack when?

pretty sure it will be gone before 2018

I remember last patch thinking that the biggest worry of the next patch would be trying to figure out if any of the new aghs upgrades were any good as Icefrog paved his path to giving an upgrade to every hero, and wondering if itd be viable to rush whatever cool combo item they added in next, like they did when making Bloodthorne and Dragon Lance.
But no. We got this patch. This is the worst timelinr.

wait 8.00
gaymen womyn are mad because turn rates are sexist and valve removes it

the fog of war

Game SEEMS zoomed out, but its just the HUD. Old HUD was very big, and the new one is insanely small so its alot more empty screen space for the actual game

>wait 8.00
so another decade?

Carl isn't dead, you're just forced to go QW now. We're back to spamming tornado and EMP boys.

Disable screen shaking.

>Can't play a fucking game without getting a headache
Why is Reddit so subhuman?

i wasnt, im not a 4chaggot, neither a ledditor
Dont care about your opinions, i just care about my game

Then dont fucking promise anything
Just drop the patch, "7.00 is now on the test client, go there, tells us about bugs and what we can improve, thanks"
Then bla bla do stuff, and say suddenly release the shit when its ready

TREANT NECRO ON UR TEAM AND U CANT LOSE ADD VENO IF U LIKE FOR AUTO WIN

This is truly the most buttfucked timeline
Why didn't you stop this?

>Then dont fucking promise anything
Then you'd have tons of people asking when's the patch

I like the new patch
t. 6 winstreak MK spammer

ki swear there is one of these with each patch

My motives are complicated.

>people going "we lol now" and "they will remove this and we lol now" when valve hasnt removed anything, but just added
Love this meme

>tfw don't give a fuck about any of these dumb gameshitters and am just waiting for esports

Why is it so hard to add an option for old HUD
Not everyone like (shit) change

Does Monkey King ever say "OOH OOH AH AH"?

This is important.

How do I build carry lich?

>Then you'd have tons of people asking when's the patch
Like always, i guess?

>trump got elected
>but dota was jewed forever
was it worth it?

>EG, DC, Wings and Newbee in 5 days

I just read this in sniper voice and spit my goddamn water
good post man

I think Ive singled out what it is I hate most about Wukong. He literally doesnt feel like a Dota hero to me, because there is nothing I can identify from Warcraft 3 on him. Every single hero has their kits come fron some abilities in WC3, except for him. I know coding or jass is magic, but even then, he really doesnt feel like he's a Dota hero. His kit isbtotally foreign to me. Theres no precedent for what he would be because he is the first of his kind. And apparently his kind will be broken bullshit with the skill traits of a LoL champ.
The future hero releases dont look bright.