Does Veeky Forums partake in whores?

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A tableshower, massage, and a handjob leaves you feeling so fucking good. Its not sex, but IMO the overall experience is as good or better than just sex with a prostitute. And if you frequent them enough, a lot will do full service anyways...

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You are literally putting your penis where probably 10-15 other dicks have ejaculated that very same day. No thanks in not gay like you

Yea here in the netherlands they look pretty good too. When I was in highschool I used to end the night with friends at the red district sometimes, never fucked any of em tho. Too scared of stds.

Most people find it unfulfilling, because sex without any emotional bond is not what they are really looking for.

Then there is this school of thought saying that going to whores is a form of self-disrespect.
I personally, look down on people who can't suffer blue balls for a while in the same way that I look down on people who don't have the discpipine to go lift some weigths, always talk and never act, always paying debt for purchases they made in an emotional slump, you know etc. Call me a snob, that's my opinion. You get to decide how to think about it.
Then STDs are completely real.

Finally, as an investment...Are you kidding?
In no universe can this be an investment. What is your return for that expensive whore?

You are a biological machine - hormones, proteins and the electric storm in your brain - you can simulate the same result without blowing money and risking desease.

TLDR: if blowing steam is what you are after - jerk off.
If sex is a way to aleviate emotional unrest - whores won't help you anyway. You have to work it out the hard way.

this
fantasies are always perfect
real life is not

The first couple of times I felt ripped off and depressed. The third time however was great, as she was very nice and wasn't actively trying to rip me off. I haven't partaken since.

I'd say if your too busy or autistic to find someone normally, it can be a good way to blow off steam. It can also be a bad way to blow off steam if you encounter the wrong person. Also very expensive, I wouldn't make a habit of it.

Also take necessary precautions, don't make the mistake of thinking it's more than it is, etc.

It's only worth it if you're going high class and for really specific fetishes.

It's highly unlikely that I'd be able to find an asian girl into footdom at the bar for example.

/biz tip:

Talk college girls who need money into being your sugarbaby. Clearner than escorts, more fun, younger in most cases, and its fun corrupting people. Also in many cases cheaper.

It's addictive though.

>Paying for something you can get for free

Top kek guys

You'll get old and fat one day and still want young pussy. If you can afford it, paying for it is a lot easier than trawling for it.

Got to a bar
Look nice(shave plzzzzzz)
Talk to girls, even if your not good at it just try
Get laid
There u go buddy

ive been with several escorts before. only 1/6 was actually good. she was a professional masseuse in china 8/10, amazing at sex. the other 5/6 were like not into it. they didn't even pretend. when that happens, its not really enjoyable. sex is enjoyable only when both parties are horny

i agree. sex with no relationship or emotions sucks. unless you're just looking for that high of fucking a prostitute/stranger

>shave plzzzzzz
statistically speaking, most girls like 5 oclock or full beard
>5 o clock
hot
>beard
trustworthy
>shaved
meh

>paying for a round of sex
Worse than being a virgin

>beard
>trustworthy
Trustworthy to have a weak jawline and no chin. I started shaving again once I lost weight and I gotta say having a beard doesn't look good on young men.

dont they get checked?

I will add, older generations think you look trashy with facial hair. I came into work one monday after being too lazy to shave over one weekend and the first thing my old boss said to me was "lose your razor?".

How pathetic you make 6 figures and you can't go to a fucking Dave & Busters or some shit on a Saturday night and talk to some idiot woman and get yourself a slam piece.
If you fucking betas only knew how easy it is.

yeah, i second this question. I will visit amsterdam in 2 weeks and i am planning to visit red light district. Are they clean?

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Literally just got my first GF (at 23) and can confirm that sex is only barely better than jerking it

>whores?
>worthwhile investment?
the fuck am i reading?
>blow off steam?
just jerk it. i sometimes jerk it even right after sex. sex is not that satisfying as a good wank and never really just about your needs. you always want to perform or god forbid even satisfy your partner i imagine this happens a lot even with guys fucking whores.

i think sex is more about the ego than physical need.

>who don't have the discpipine to go lift some weigths
>literally a hobby and nothing more
>I look down on people who don't do the same things that I do
Kill yourself

...

I used to think this too (like ten girls and two relationships), until I changed my mindset with a new long term gf. Sex is only close to jerking off if you don't make an effort to enjoy it and/or love the person.

I have to agree with you, but only because I think I lost sensitivity in my dick from jacking it to porn literally 3 times a day for the past 10 years
I also agree with you, it's special when it's with your gal.. and you want to share the moment with her.

And to OP, even if you don't fuck, everyone needs to feel up or eye down a woman's naked body once in a while. It's good for you, and the empty feeling goes away after your first escort.

Wow you think emotionless sex "Sucks". I hope thats an overstatement.

Tried it today. Had literally the worst experience humanly possible. Went to the $20 hotel room where she was waiting. Told her no after getting because I got cold feet due to cops, then she got mad I made her pay $20 for the room so I ended up giving her $95 for literally nothing.

Fml.

What do you mean? Are you saying people should have stronger opinions about sex? I couldn't quite read the meaning of your post.

If you can't get sex for free, how are you ever going to do well in business? You're offering someone the experience so good that p much everything short of sliced bread is compared to it. Easiest sell.

how can you tell which ones do or not?
is it just a guessing game?

my advice

Never go for the ones on the street. They have a statistically higher chance of either being a std ridden whore, pulling a knife on you, or being an undercover cop

If you so decide to go whore trauling heres some tips

1. Get the girl in the car then drive a bit away before negotiating price. It will be painfully obvious if shes a Undercover because she will DEMAND that you say you want sex and negotiate a price right then and there so her compatriots can come scoop you up.

2. If you have an "escort" come to a hotel, ask her to do a striptease and dance as a "appetizer" or "sample". Undercover cops wont do this as they dont want their fellow cops coming in and seeing them naked. A real girl wont mind cause you two are going to bump uglies anyway

3. The massage parlour route- you get a massage plus a fuck. Stay away from asian massage parlours. They will advertise "18-20" year old girls but what you will be greeted with is a middle aged or more woman. Plus they are stringy. If you go and theres a selection pick a girl thats not the best but not the worst looking. Go for average cause they know that they need to impress you; the pretty ones will do the minimal effort cause they get picked the most and make the most money. They can afford a shit tip from you.

Ive heard a whole bunch of slang but ignore it. The girls actually prefer someone thst speaks normal rather than calling themselves a "punter" or some such.

Wrap your shit, dont pay more than you have to. Average here is 200-300. One girl asked for $500, i laughed and asked if she was going to come home with me and clean my house for the weekend for that price.

so much stress for a fuck.. get a wife/GF and discover the real life

Been there, done that. It was more stress than whores.

>buy me dinner, take me to the movies, get me expensive shit. Then MAYBE ill let you have fun downstairs. BUT only in ways that i let you. No roleplay, no anal, no oral, and only 2-3 times a month if you are LUCKY

Yeah dude happens, you did not find the right match. Keep searching:)

Semi-retired punter here.
In most cases, after I cum I regret spending the money, but I'm a cheap cunt. The more I've spent, the more I've had an enjoyable session, except for college girls. I've had sugar babies for virtually nothing. I should have paid them more, in fact, and those by far were the best.
I enjoyed the street hos. Only been burned one time, and some of them were really cool.
tl;dr You usually get what you pay for, and I wouldn't recommend whores in general. Also, I've paid from $6(yes, really) to $150. I think you get a significant bump when you shoot to the $300 range, but If that's what you're into, I would be really hesitant to pay more than that. I don't think the service you get is *that* much better for a $500 girl, but there are a ton of people on TER that rave about girls they paid that much for.

hookers are waaay cheaper. gf is a constant money leak

That why you spend the money. Anything under $250 is going to be a shitty experience.

You are stupid as fuck, I do things with my GF that can shame any young adult, and we both enjoy it. You just find your wrong partner.

>being balls deep in a girl you can smell, lick and kiss is barely better than rubbing it to pixels on a screen

Part of the appeal of a hooker versus a random bar slut is that you can do some research (there are review sites) and pick what you want specifically. There may be certain things you want to check off your list or maybe you just want to be with a girl who really knows how to fuck. If your time is precious and the money isn't significant to you, a hooker can be a lot more practical than sorting through the riff raff after last call.

paying for pussy is retarded OP.

With just a bit of effort to learn basic socializing skills you can get your fair share of pussy.

These are skills you should already be developing anyway in order to succeed in your business.

I spent a few years reading/practicing "pickup" a few years back. It quickly became obvious that the same skills honed there apply directly to all other types of socializing, including business.

With that said, I have met a few highly successful (as in multi-millionaire) men that are and stay single, and prefer using escorts. They're all the breed that eat breath and sleep work, it's all they do from the moment they get up to the moment they lay down, and because of it they literally have more money than they know what to do with. They prefer to just pay a girl for what they want vs wasting time not working in order to obtain it.

One man was married 2x, both instances resulted in the wife divorcing and "taking everything from him", effectively shutting down his entire operation (Don't know the details), and after the 2nd one decided no more relationships. He has built a giant empire three times from the ground up now.

Small dick confirmed.

>You're offering someone the experience so good that p much everything short of sliced bread is compared to it.
Only men enjoy sex. Women find it degrading and only do it to pursue resources or secure marriages.

if my gf found sex degrading or wanted to marry i think i would have figured out by now.

Cuba, of all places, is well known for clean whores. Prostitution is technically illegal there but authorities don't just turn a blind eye, they actually check to make sure the working girls are clean. It's a poor country and they know who butters their bread, so they don't want these relatively wealthy western tourists leaving with anything more than he came with or doesn't want to explain to his wife/girlfriend.

i'm a trap and I've been thinking about selling my body for money. How do I find clients, what should I charge, and how do I keep myself safe?

It's best to improve your own looks and find girls in tinder to spit on for free

i need sauce anonkun

youve been with some boring bitches or they try to turn you down with excuses like that because youre beta.

Could cnsider it a cheaper alternative to dating tho.

For that kind of money you could set up. A hottie in a litterall cuckshed.

Just tie into your utilities and let her live there free.

Let her have a boyfriend or married or wtf ever and just use her for a cumdumpster every day after work. If i wasnt married this actually sounds legit.

In experience, mid to high end escorts are safer than most club/bar/college sluts on the account they have monthly testing.

>Paying for sex

Are your standards too high or do you just have no ability to attract a woman?

I would only consider it if I moved frequently and was constantly traveling.

It's not very hard to build up a network of girls and women to take out for "stress relief" during your rare free time. I don't have any time to be in a relationship and I'm very upfront about how many projects and people I'm involved with.

God you must have some vanilla, shitty sex if you think that

>tfw when sometimes i just want to bang 5 bitches in a night for 40 euros each and get extremely drunk as fuck
>tfw i got money

Nothing wrong with going to a brothel. Brothels are fun, maybe go have a dudes night out with some buddies, get drunk as shit, go gamble a little if that's possible where you live, or watch a sports match, and go to a brothel.

>when in Germany

Thinking about other mens dicks so much is what is gay

>bad genetics

Sucks famalam

I'm 28 and still look 21. My Mom still looks in her 30s and my grandad still hasa thick head of hair

So how terrible of an idea is it to use Craigslist?

Guranteed to catch something with no condem? (Ya, its safer but it makes sex fucking terrible)

Chances of it being a honeypot?

Standard rates seems to be $100/hour. Ive literally never seen a street hooker before (pretty small town). Indiana here

300 bucks for an hour for a clean decent looking chick, so not worth in my opinion.

Well damn man, how is that anything but totally your fault.

Was she hot?

>Does Veeky Forums partake in whores?

No.

I'm in a legal to sell but illegal to buy because feminism country and honestly I have never seen anything I would want to buy.

>gf is a constant money leak

People who say this have never had a gf

I can get sex for free. It's love that it is so difficult.

I'm just getting so tired of putting in the effort these days. and if I'm LUCKY the girl I put the work into laying, has the sex style that I like.

>so tired of putting in the effort

I've said this to my friends a few times:

I've met pretty girls and dated them, I've met girls with a great personality and dated them. But never once a pretty girl with a good personality.

I had this 2x, and in both cases the woman left me.

Feelsbadman.

No, no, some women actually are money grubbing whores who combine a child's ignorant entitlement and egocentricism with an adults means and abilities.

The good women are the ones who actually contribute, understand and support your financial goals, assist with budgeting, etc.

>paying for hookers when jerking off is free

Not very Veeky Forums of you

> The good women are the ones who actually contribute, understand and support your financial goals, assist with budgeting, etc.

and then you divorce/leave them for a younger gold digging whore

>I'm just getting so tired of putting in the effort these days. and if I'm LUCKY the girl I put the work into laying, has the sex style that I like.

This.

When I was in my 20's, I'd spend so much energy "winning" girls over.

In my 30's and early 40's, I couldn't give less of a shit about what you like and what you do and sitting through all your bullshit just to fuck you.

There is something very clean, efficient, and less demeaning about having access to a good prostitute.

You're paying for sex either way. Us older men actually understand "you're paying her to leave afterwards" and just how true that saying is.

You sound like you lead a sad unfulfilling life and are talking yourself into your lifestyle of paying $200 an hour for a girl's company.

Youngfag detected

arent condoms pretty effective?

Do "oldfags" pay for escorts to accompany them to company parties too? I think I saw a thread like that on here about some guy wondering if he should hire an escort to take to his party with so he didn't seem out of place when everyone was there with their wives and girlfriends...

I think you missed the lesson he was pushing.

Either that or youre just shitposting

The "lesson" he's pushing is that it takes too much energy to win girls over, when that simply isn't true.

1. Meet girl
2. Talk to girl
3. Go get coffee that costs $10 total and go from there for unlimited hours

as opposed to pouring $200 a week on prostitutes who don't even want to be there, then have the audacity to claim that it's "cheaper"

I used to think like that. Then I realized Time = Money.
That's why some men see prostitutes. The time involved to call an agency, pick out a girl, and fuck is minimal. Compare that to the time spent "dating" and relationship afloat.
Some people don't have time for that mundane task.
If you think $200 /wk on escorts is a lot of money, the point I'm making is going to go right over your head.

every thought of becoming a sex tourist whores in the US suck

> He thinks one cheap date can win a girls heart over

What's the point if the girl is not hot. Life is a scam if you are not born an 8/10+ chad so coping with escorts is the only way out.

>Implying you need to "win her heart" to get laid

Great, now we have beta white knights in our whore thread

lol Good luck with life, naive neet kid.

If you think $200 is alot to pay for services, you might as well just stay a neet and hide in your basement all your life.

$200 barely gets you a decent plumber for an hour nowadays.

>Do "oldfags" pay for escorts to accompany them to company parties too?

Why the fuck would anyone do that? The whole point is to not have to talk to the braindead bimbo...

I'm in my early 40s and trying to carry on a conversation with a 20 year old Millenial makes me want to blow my brains out...

You're paying for 20 year old ass. Not moronic conversation...

>win a girls heart over

Usually takes less time than that, but yeah usually a coffee date and a walk in the park is enough. Work on your game buddy.

>$800 a month to hang out with girls who don't even want to be there with you

>Usually takes less time than that, but yeah usually a coffee date and a walk in the park is enough. Work on your game buddy.

Holy shit... you sound like a 14 year old shut in with no real world experience.

Keep on taking those girls out on walks in the park buddy.... you'll get laid one day eventually.

lol

Its not about winning anyones heart over.
Its about making her WET so she wants to fuck, and then having the best banging of your lives.

>Keep on taking those girls out on walks in the park buddy.... you'll get laid one day eventually.

This is especially hypocritical coming from the guy who admittedly spends a grand on hookers a month. Lol this is Veeky Forums after-all, not /r9k/ but I get the feeling you go on /r9k/ as well.

I can't believe you're seriously trying to convince me that wasting money on hookers is the way to go. Hilarious stuff.

>I can't believe you're seriously trying to convince me that wasting money on hookers is the way to go

re read the thread kid.

One day, when you get to touch boobies, get married, have kids, and learn to critically think, you'll realize hookers are actually a entertaining fun luxury if you can afford it.

Nobody is trying to buy love like you assume, faggot. This thread is about the most efficient way of getting some ass in side action.

IMO hookers are infinitely better and cleaner than an affair.

But, go ahead, tell me more about how you make girls wet with your walks in the park....

Think of it this way with simple math.

Let's say you earn $300/hr.

How much time to meet an escort? 1 hour - $300

How much time to lay new girl on second date ? 5+ hours - $1500+

You just saved over $1200+ of your time.

Then add on the hours you have to give her attention. That''s if you get laid at all.

If you have time to game girls, then go for it. This is just how one side of the spectrum looks at things.

You can argue the same topic as to learning to repair your car, or taking it to a mechanic. It's all about how you value your time.

$1200? The kid you're talking to gets pussy thrown at him on walks... lol

You must not be a real pimp playa like him.