Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

I believe it might be something to do with OP being a faggot

it is a very likely explanation, considering his choice of shit OP.

This approach will inform how I play Mass Effect Andromeda. It is the climate of our times

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>bought the witcher trilogy
>can barely bring myself to play the first game because the graphics are so outdated and the gameplay so clunky
>high-res waifus still 2 games away

jdimsa

>shilling inbred slav garbage
kys

Hopefully, as we can see from Sloane Kelly's design, ME:A will be the first Afrofuturist AAA title.

nytimes.com/2016/12/12/fashion/afrofuturism-the-next-generation.html

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cancer

Why are the legs so small?

Maiden-stage asari.

obviously a kid asari. barely 50 years old.

pcgamer.com/mass-effect-andromedas-creative-director-says-you-should-probably-keep-your-saves/

What do they even fucking do there? Backpedaling on their word as usual

they mean the andromeda saves, don't they?

No one wanted to see krogan in Andromeda again. No one wanted to see those fucking rapists. Yet, here are Bioware and Mac pretending they are fan favorites. It makes me sick. I am literally shaking

>No one wanted to see those fucking rapists
>I am literally shaking
nice b8

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A new thread and an old reminder

Suffer not a xeno or its sympathiser to live

Human grills can't succ as well as xenos qt tho

Your opinion on /dag/ being gone forever?

I hope these obese whores also commit mass suicide

Nice try xeno sympathiser, take your fallacies elsewhere

I'll for sure take my fellatios elsewhere if you know what I mean.

So wtf happens with the geth in 3 if you get tali killed in 2? No desert drama or does her role get picked up by some other space gypsy?
Tried this on /v/ thought you fags might know better.

Can we take your obese neckbeards with us? Are we going to do the obese sex?

Xen takes her place.

Admiral Raan takes her place

listen, i like you because you posted the best kevin smith

but also you're a xeno sympathiser and Ares killed xenos for fun

I kill xenos for fun too. I fuck xenos for fun too.
I even hold hands with xenos.

And we're back to exactly where we were

Suffer not a xeno or his sympathiser to live

I don't think anyone her has standards low enough to fuck your kind

Live fast, die full of xeno venerial diseases.

Well, I guess as long as you know what's in store

Give me a waifu with a cute Southern drawl, please!

>What can I do for you, Rahder?

I hope Cora is at least pretty, can't stand PB and Vetra will probably be a dyke

>/dag/ is dead
lol

Liara is so cute

Good morning guys.

Hey

Come on baby, come get you some of this.
We can have it all.

That's actually how I imagine the average /dag/ """girl""" to look like

That's my selfie. Now come give Momma a big kiss.

Judging by Bioware's habit of having only one attractive romance option in the Dragon Age series, Cora will be the best looking one

>inb4 she's another josephine

The only attractive female in DA is Morrigan

That franchise is pure cancer

Can I give you a kiss? :3

Y'all niggas are gay

so that's why /meg/ has become pure cancer.

Liara?

fuck off

kys

Shepard...

Liara is so beautiful, devoted and supportive

I love her so much

I remembered the Houseberry brand recently so I decided to dig it up to see if there's still demand for it. Going for that nostalgia/comeback angle.

Is there still an interest in Houseberry OPs? If so, can I push that further into t-shirts, badges, flags and similar?

I'm under a lot of, well, let's just say duress. So, my time is very limited and I don't care about Mass Effect at all. I didn't even know about Andromeda - I mean really, who gives a shit? But I can fit this into my schedule if there's some cash to be made.

Let me know what you think. Oldfags, I count on you to explain how this works to newfigs. If you guys&gals want to give this a go, I'm sure I can work something out.

>Is there still an interest in Houseberry OPs?

Literally no one is interested

t. mad talicuck

speak for yourself scum

When did you realize that 3D females are not important?

Why are you shilling your shit in /meg/? who the fuck cares or wants it?

As long as the op isn't tali then it's all gravy tbqh

just go away

I don't understand, where else am I gonna shill it?

Really? That kinda sucks. I can change the shtick some, see if you new guys like it.

Uh, so, what do you dislike so far? How should I proceed?

Lewd.

>Implying I wouldn't target other quars with less competition to drop my spaghetti too.

I like it.

I love it when people post my fics. It makes me glad.

>I don't understand, where else am I gonna shill it?
/r/masseffect
now go.

Dude, why the fuck are you so hostile? Stop being a fucking dick bro.

He got banned on /r/masseffect so he's shitposting here.

>Stop being a fucking dick bro.

Stop being a fucking jew

Nobody wants to buy whatever shit you are trying to peddle, no one is interested in your brand, no one cares

it's bad enough that you hijacked the OP, now you're shitting up the whole thread with your fucked up nonsense. just go

I think you guys don't really know how this works. I think I'll wait for more reasonable voices to surface.

there are no reasonable voices when it comes to "house berry". you are the only one in the whole fucking world having this weird fetish.

I wonder if Tali chose that pattern just because, or if it has some cultural significance.

Good job user.

Just ignore him. He's done this before, he'll lose interest eventually.

It's her Virgin Mary robe

Although I suppose she has no need of it any more

>fetish

Is that what this is?

does he have a blueberry fetish or something?

from what i can gather he's sponging attention with some made up silly goofy fetish like the floor tiles guy from /v/

>he never expierienced the well rounded edges of a bathroom tile made out of fine china

I pity you user, once you found the right tile there is no way of return.

Now I imagine Tali hapily turning her fabric inside out to reveal a slightly darker shade of purple.
No one takes any notice until she meets Shala again, who notices.

He's just a shitposter.

>tfw will never lick the cold edges of a trembling virginal floor-tile.
>tfw will never be seduced by a lewd pattern in the shower.
thank god.

just imagine, they just staple them to hundreds and thousands in home improvement stores, all year round. it must be like a whorehouse for fetishists. I'll take an extra look next time I go there and check if someone's staring at the tile section extra hard and will yell "tile fucker" out of a different aisle then.

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will there ever be an explanation for the spiked toilet seat?

She reminds me of some celebrity, but I can't figure out which one.
I like her, she's got.

I like the blonde hair, but she's not very pretty.

Yes pls. Prepare thineself.

you posted that exact image and response a few days ago

nah, PB's going to be the dyke.
Vetra's the straight one that will make all the lesbians angry because they can't fuck her

why is this so damn funny?

Should have been Scrooge McDuck.

Kingdom Hearts 3 looks pretty weird

What's the best and most fitting ending for Javik ?
> Go to the grave of his companions and an hero himself.
> Writes a book about himself and shag Liara
> Become King of the Jellyfish

getting shot out the airlock by EDI

fucking Liara. means he's moved on and developed as a person. plus, then maybe she'll stop hitting on me eventually

>liara touching anyone that isn't Shepard
kek

they can fuck in the Citadel DLC