What's the biggest automotive offense you've ever done?

t. sao lover

stay btfo your waifu a shit

Bow down to the best waifu
>any other answer is wrong

4 12" subs in this.
It didn't work out.
Almost busted my back window too, cause I didn't fasten the box down and shortly after that video I took a small jump and it went flying.

That's it? That's your waifu?

Not me, but when I was 17, my twin brother stayed out all night partying and didn't head home until 8am. He was like 2 miles from our house when he decided to throw cruise control on and fall asleep at 35mph.

He crashed the 2005 Sonata we were sharing into the back of some van at a red light and totaled it.

I loved that car, it was the first car I ever drove :^( my brother is a fucking dick

Riza is best.

I ran a stoplight at an empty intersection at night because it didn't change as fast as I thought it would and I had too much momentum.

140 in a 50km/h zone.

at least he didn't wreck anything valuable

I was stuck behind a tractor and a few cars also stuck behind it.

I overtook it as quickly as possible and dropped back to the limit immediately.

49kmph too fast past a laser trap, 50 would have lost me my license.

>Took a Gmc Typhoon
>Drained out all the engine oil
>Poured in sodium Silicate into the oil hole
>Fuckin revved the shit out of it until it squeaked sadly
>Put it in the line to get picked up by the truck to go away with the other cash for clunkers cars eaten by the evil obamocracy

>Feels bad man.

What were you trying to achieve by pouring sodium silicate into the oil hole?

Obama told me to do it.

>Implying there's anyone better

Twice the speed limit racing some cunt.

112mph in a 45 zone
I think automated car washes are worth it
I drive and enjoy an FWD corolla

>imblying

203 in a 80km zone with a passenger I wasn't allowed to have.

268km/h (GPS verified) on the TransCanada Highway in western Manitoba. Did that on a sport touring motorcycle.

Other than that I bought a diesel Passat wagon with 520,000km as a winter car

I was backing up my semi truck from a 90 degree angle. Doing the same backing job everyday for weeks I didn't notice a car parked in the no parking zone and hit it. Nobody saw so got away with it. They haven't parked in the no parking zone after that.

In my county it is common sense to run stoplights at night, niggers hide in the bushes to rob people when they stop

I literally just drunknown bought a car. I was drinking at home watching supernatUral with my buddy and talking about how awesome muscle cars, guns and old metal are and why the show is cool. There was a Ford bronco in the episode and we decided to look for one on CL. Found one that went up a few hours ago and called the guy. My buddy drove me up there while I killed a tall PBR in the passenger seat and we arrived like 45 minutes later. Test drove and bought the bronco for 1800

So yea I'm sober now and I guess I own a Ford bronco

damn I bet you live in kentucky

Nope southern California my dude

Crossed two solid white lines

I'd wife the fuck out of that vampiress. Seriously, best TYPE/MOON character.

Failing that, tsunpuppy from Dog Days.

>worst offense
Probably everything I've done to and with my MX-5 in aggregate. Backwoods trails over rocks and shit, paint is fucking fucked, rust on the rocker panels because winter DD, installed turbo and supporting modifications poorly so it leaks oil and coolant everywhere, squeaks and rattles, pinch partly folded on part of one side when I let it down too abruptly, etc. Nevertheless, the damn thing goes like hell and has been reliable.

Got under a car with the spare wheel jack.

>270kmh GPS
>Sport touring
>No mention of brand or model
>Speedo generally out by 15% at that speed, indicated and usually limited to 299 indicated

livin the dream man

Don't fuck my wife dude

fuck u kill urself wtf goddamnit seriously wtf u nigger

4 way stop, across from me was a truck with a long ass flatbed, probably for hauling construction shit. The person in front of me had already made it across when the truck was about half way through, so I gunned it like a dipshit, couldn't see the person to my left trying to go straight as he was obscured by the truck. Made it past him just fine, but it could have easily been an accident and my fault entirely. Right of way exists for a reason, i just need to be less impatient.

>drove 120km/h in 60 zone
>Started my bike the other day with the throttle fully open and held it at 6k rpm for a while because it wouldn't start other wise

80 in a 45 and running a red light.

Another time I drove without my glasses on.

Probably just riding the scoot.

Or doing 145mph in a 55mph zone

Or driving under the influence of many different things when I was a dumb kid.

But probably the worst is putting a WAT sticker on my car.

It was a 2006 fjr1300 with a 4 into 1 exhaust, no bags, short windshield, power Commander, a less restrictive airfilter, as well as a couple other odds and ends to make it lighter/quicker/more fuel efficient. I'm also a manlet at 135lbs and 5'8" which helps.

>Last week, hungover
>Pulling into my parking space as I've done a million times albeit a little too quickly
>Pull an Asian and scrape my right rear passenger door and quarter panel on the corner of the bumper of my neighbors lexus SUV

Pic related. I'm so ashamed. 11 years driving I've never had an accident or even a little bump.
Dropping it off to be fixed tomorrow. Pic doesn't quite do the carnage justice

>white golf with damages

Every white Golf GTE has damages.

The body better of been rusted beyond repair otherwise you're the worst type of nigger I've ever seen.

used the wrong jacking point so now i have a hole in my floorboard, i still need to get it fixed

Someone might remember me from a few threads but my mr2 blew a head gasket and I'm trying to sell it instead of fixing it and I ask around some shops and all of them were quoted me 1,000-1,500 shekels just to fix it. I ended up buying a 2015 Corolla it's comfy and no regrets mainly because I need to get my life straight. R.I.P. Mr2 1985-2016. It's on Craigslist if you guys want to buy it like that

Have the same car for 8+ years, the car kind of grows on you and you feel like you can't get rid of the shitbox, but also don't want to spend another 5k to get her in top shape

Who jew talking to mi amigo?

Held the clutch and gas at the same time on an uphill to stay still rather than use the brakes. Almost ruined the clutch completely.

drove an unlicensed vehicle with expired plates for 4 years

letting my car slowly rust to death over a few years

>learn to drive on mim's old 90s Stanza
>they sell it after I buy my first car, spending half my savings from a year and a half of work on a 2015 Corolla S
>drive it all the way across 3/4 of the southern US (from Mississippi to California) to see my gf
>rides beautifully, sips gas, comfy ride the whole 1800+ miles to and from, need to turn off the AC after half an hour because it's getting chilly in summer heat, never have to turn it back on until tomorrow
>go back over there two months ago, moving in permanently
>drive a little tired my first night out, end up getting boned by an old Dodge Neon in Monroe LA
>their bumper absorbed everything and only got scraped paint while my passenger door got raped
>got a citation for failure to yield and decide I can just phone the court to pay it off after the cop reassures me I can
>get over here and call a couple weeks before the court date
>I can't
>have to hire a lawyer to deal with it because flying over there would not only rape my wallet, but make it impossible to replace this door and pay rent

I don't know if it's bad luck or just sheer retardation on my part. Could be both.

Can confirm this

ran from the cops once. Never again. I was shitting bricks for like two weeks after that.

125 in a 55. Got nailed for 11 over like two days later kek

I am a much safer driver now.

Did anything in particular happen after that?
I'm kinda curious about how doggedly they pursue people who run.

That, and I'm potentially in a similar situation. I'm not really running, but I am unable to fulfill the obligations they set on me for a moving violation.

I kinda had the same reaction when I realized I wouldn't be able to do much about it.

I have also ran from the cops once. can agree would not do again.

speeding is my drug of choice.

130mph in a 60 on a bike with no bike licence.
125 in a 50 in my car.

nothing happened after. just paranoia. Luckily I didn't have my front plates on at the time, so they didn't get dash cam footage.

I got super lucky where it was though because the cop had to pull a u-turn at the top of a hill so he could see me turn a corner, that was also a blind corner hidden by a bush.

Damn. That was lucky. I hope it's just paranoia on my part, too.

Indeed, I hope that never comes back to either of us. I don't know about everyone else, but the thought of the law being able to get me here (far, far away from where it happened) takes a lot of hours out of my sleep.

80 in a 60, got it dismissed.
60 in a 40, got it dismissed.
Can't complain. Drove home to Houston from Corpus (~2.5 hr) going 100, 110 the whole way and no fucks were given.

Nah mines just a plain golf 1.8T

I'd hate to support a stereotype of shit drivers in your country tho

270 in a 50 zone.

I once did 125mph in a 45

stanced a honda

Where do I begin?

140mph+ in a 35 (scariest curve ever)
Drifting on an intertate
Brakeskidz on an interstate
Driving down a sidewalk
Driving down a pathway in a park
Driving the wrong way in a one way
Rolling stop at stopsign/running stopsign
Going in reverse down a fourlane road (is this even illegal?)
Going in reverse down a one way
Going in reverse the wrong way down a one way
Using the gravel paths between interstate lanes to make a uturn
Making an illegal uturn
Evading the police*
Driving under FRA suspension
and the worst of all
DRIVING WITHOUT INSURANCE (just don't do it)

*I didn't "outrun" them, I was under suspension and forgot to buckle my belt. Then got whoop-whooped by an asshole cop. I drove around sidestreets, parked the car at home, and walked down to the store. Cop caught up with me at the store, I denied driving the car. Nothing more ever came from it.

I'll give u 600

Icy roads. Light went yellow as I was about 30 feet from the intersection. Tried to stop, wound up sliding into the intersection, had to run the red to get out of everyone's way.

This happened yesterday. Now I'm worried about getting ticketed for it. I didn't see a camera flash, so I don't know that I photographed, but I'm worried and ashamed.

going to fast for conditions i see
don't sweat it
it's not the end if the world if you do

Also, played leapfrog on the highway, repeatedly speeding up and passing people who passed me while I was doing the speed-limit, just so they'd have to pass me again when I slowed back down. I did this for about 2 hours.
Also sped up to 210kmh/130mph on a relatively crowded highway. But that was more fun than horrible, nothing came of it, and I don't really feel bad about any of it.

shit like this...
I hate how legal-intensive owning a car is. Why do people gotta fuck our cars up?

One question, how? In Houston myself

i uh, financed a nissan versa for 13k for 6 years on 7.99% interest rate

if he went to court the cop the wrote the ticket didn't show up. means it gets thrown out.

here in the states you're technically not supposed to go over the limit to pass, but it's virtually impossible to not do so...I've never gotten a ticket for it, but I've passed on M-22 at 80, because tourists are dumb as fuck up here in norther Michigan, drive 45 in a 55 where you're sorta allowed to go 60 as a favor but speed up when you try and pass. but officially I only got a warning because my speedo was actually off (no joke GPS confirmed) and a warning for a headlight

90mph on a 25mph
I was listening to GAS GAS GAS

same, but 110 in a 45

buy an automatic transmission car

135 in a 40, then ran from the cops. Got my shit fucked when I finally pulled over lol

kept parking my bone stock low miles 95 240sx se with manual transmission, under a tree after the first heavy dead branch fell and dinged a fender.

later a much larger dead branch fell and destroyed the rear glass and the frame member under the rear package tray.

sold the car to an auto body shop for $1500. then had to spend another $12000 for a honda insight hybrid.

I sold an AE86 in good condition for an automatic '13 Genesis Coupe 3.8.

Let me die.

sorry bud. Why do that to yourself?

60 in a parking lot, they didn't have their radar on so I only got a warning.

It was for the best, I like to tell myself. I don't have covered parking (apartments), and I was neglecting too much maintenance. Sold it to a mechanic friend for almost $3k under value. He's fixing it up and trying to bump up the NA power. Might buy it back some day if I get my shit together.

Shit made it from California to Colorado with no issues.

should've rented a storage locker and just bought a cheap beater to drive in bad weather if you were worried about it.

P.S. there was wife-who-can't-drive-manual shit involved. The Genesis was the compromise car. She wanted something new and fancy, and I didn't want to get rid of my reliable commuter Civic.

Don't get married. They only pretend to care about your hobbies and interests until it becomes an inconvenience for them.

I did the exact same thing tonight only it was on a downhill in the rain. In my defense the line for the light was impossible to see until I was on top of it and I thought I had more time to stop. I should have just kept going while it was yellow but ironically I was worried about the red light cameras.

The old Saskatchewan special shortcut across the border through the corn fields, drunk as fuck.

Speeding fast enough to end up in jail
Street racing

Never got caught though. Worst that's happened is a couple tickets for 25 and 30 over the limit

Then shes riding the bus, learning manual, or buying her own cheap car. I assume she had a car already, what was wrong with that one?

Please tell us the story. I swear I'm not a cop.

>front plates
cuck

>180km/h
i know its actually not that fast though

I'm a compulsive keyer.
I can't help but key cars when I walk past them with keys in my hand or in my pocket.
>mfw keying a freshly washed Audi TT

Deal but where do you live? I live in California.

Different user. I'll suck your dick in SoCal for it. I need parts

If I were gay or bisexual I would take that offer but no thanks kek