Do you tailgate, Veeky Forums?

>Do you tailgate, Veeky Forums?
Sometimes I do, when I'm late to work, or if I just want to intimidate econoboxes for lols.

>Intimidating econoboxes while in my econobox

Tailgating is the worst meme ever. Especially behind old people who do whatever the fuck they feel like doing.

I would happily brakecheck you

i drive on cruise control all the entire. i have you fags tailgating me all the time. i mean who gets more mad. the guy whos car is going at a constant speed or the guy who un successfully trying to piss off the guy minding his own business

and if you actually do ding my bumper im gunna take a nice 200 out of your wallter :^]

I actually slow down when people begin to tailgate. The closer they get the more I take my foot off the pedal. Eventually they either pass, back off, or blow a gasket.

In any case I win.

If they're squatting in the passing lane and no other lanes are open then I will.

>Be me
>Driving speed limit in far right lane (burgerclap)
>Some dog cunt in a fagaru starts tailgating me
>Take foot off gas
>Drive 10 under speed limit
>Faggot gets out from behind me
>Tailgates mexican work truck
>Ladder falls off beanmobile because beaners
>Right into shitdick's windshield

Top kek

>set cruise aprox 3mph of speed limit
>drive without stress because i dont need to pass and dont care if am passed
Its a good life

Funny that, I have to tailgate people in large sedans with my econobox because they don't know that they are doing or what they have to do to stop holding me up doing the speed limit.