Veeky Forums greentext stories thread

Soft_member
Soft_member

Veeky Forums greentext stories thread

Soft_member
Soft_member

be me looking for car
always going to asking what they think of X, i found on craigslist.
multiple reponses saying "shut up and get a civic for 3k"
finally finds a 2008 honda civic with 160k miles for $3k
post on Veeky Forums
"too many miles on that car find a diff car faggit"

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

/r/ing the one of the crown vic thread discussing how many hooker bodies would fit in the trunk

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I may have misinterpreted the point of this thread, but these screencaps were pulsing with desire to be uploaded and seen by your lewd eyes, onii-chan.

takes2long
takes2long

God prelude is such a fag

hairygrape
hairygrape

nice blog post.

TreeEater
TreeEater

holy fucking shit dude

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

mine is a 4 door.
the thing is, the car odometer is only 5 digits.
and i know it went 00000km once.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

these all suck

SniperWish
SniperWish

Holy shit, why am I laughing so hard at this?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm still convinced the only people who glorify anal are virgins and/or have micro penises.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

miata is off the road for 2 weeks while I change the clutch and clean the engine bay
put it back together
first trip out take a back road through a neighbourhood with twisty traffic calmers
coming up on the final one
get a little spirited
probably only 10km/h over the speed limit
look in rear view mirror
car behind me goes through the same obstacle way too fast
laugh
get this almost every day other drivers seem to think I'm issuing a challenge by taking turns too quickly
other car comes out of traffic calmer and guns it
disco lights
motherfucking undercover cop car

apologised, told him the car had been off the road for the clutch job and got a little over excited
don't do it again
do it every time I go down that street

WebTool
WebTool

not loving your girlfriend enough to give her a prolapse orgasm
not using all holes like wise american injuns used all parts of the buffalo
Why do you hate women and the wisdom of nature, user?

Illusionz
Illusionz

guess you've never had anal with someone who cleans and prepares properly, if a guy can take a giant dick in the butt, so can a girl, same hole.

Skullbone
Skullbone

be 22
still can't drive
Technically,I've driven a few times,just never on the road because people in my 3rd world shithole drive like absolute mad men and I have this irrational fear of getting into accidents.how fucked am I Veeky Forums?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

depends on your country. If it's India, you're completely fucked and the only safe place from drivers is generally inside buildings or while riding a cow.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'm 18 and lives on a crowded 3rd world, early days of driving (on the street) is indeed shitty because other driver is a hell of a cancer, once you get it you're not just learning how to drive, but to predict and read other driver too, so now weaving past through them while going fast is pretty much possible for me, retarded, I know. Still, only accidents I ever had is because I swerved a jaywalker

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

keked i forgot about this

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

bump for this request

farquit
farquit

Oi we had a Charade like that when I was around 6 years old, only in red. Muffler fell off when we were on vacation in southern France. Great sound.

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