/owg/ - Overwatch General

Amélie's stomps
>tfw no fierce, blue, French sniper to step on you

which one of you posted this

Not until we upgrade to 60 tick!

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Woot, 3/21 in Mei's my team sucks snowball shit

>Get 3 kills without dying about to get the achievement on an easy kill in front and... NOPE teammate walls us blocks my shot dies then gives last one standing enough for ult and I get spammed to death.

Are there no new ult voice lines?

>Amélie will never imprison you in her dungeon
>she will never feed you only just enough to keep you alive
>she will never toy with you for the sake of feeling as if she finally holds power over someone after years of being controlled by Talon
>she will never break down in front of you about Gerard
>she will never tell you the story of how she killed her husband and how it's all finally coming back to her
>she will never tell you that she can't go on living with the guilt anymore, then kill herself

What does /owg/ think of this?

Personally I'm surprised Junkrat and Roadhog weren't designed alongside each other, even more so that it seems like Junkrat was the afterthought character rather than Roadhog.

I've heard something new on torb while i was playing it but couldn't tell what it was

but owg beta cucks actually like the femdom shit

>friend always leaves when we lose 1 fucking game

Why?

also

>first game had a shitty widow on 3C FUCKING P with a WINSTON on the other team.
>only switches to genji after we lose 2 rounds

Of course it's genji.
Also, he's a tracer main.
So he basically plays all of the characters that are known for refusing to switch.

and then

>next game
>point out shitty widow is on other team
>"hurr durr im sure he's gud"
>he switches 12 times to "prove a point"
>sticks with mccree because he's the only character that's versatile on at/def
>because he picked a compotent character and their team was decent they won

ALSO

>open boxes
>2 legends
OH BOY!
>both non-christmas
oh. oh well!
>open another
>2 epics
YES!
>non christmas

Fuck Overwatch.

Now I'm depressed.
>inb4 "pussy!"

i have clinical depression. its not like i can stop it. antidepressants are shit desu

>let her hold up the mistletoe and have her just kiss the screen and leave a purple lipstick mark on it instead?
I hope an SFM artist can get on this.

Would Ana make this mistake?

You're losing badly in that image

>come back to Overwatch after about a week and a half of not playing
>get through the obligatory christmas stuff and hop into quick play
>get queued into Ilios, most of the team makes solid picks
>have two healers, a McCree, a 76, and a Hanzo (he pulled his weight tho), now we just need a tank
>and then there's this asshole
>picks Tracer, and when we tell him we really need a tank he calls us toxic for telling him who to pick and turns his mic off
This guy:
>goes off on his own 90% of the game and gets killed for it
>spams "I need healing!" And "group up with me!" Whenever he takes one fucking point of damage that he could just recall back or heal with a health pack
>gets killed by the most simple shit, like a Rein charging from half a map away or from emptying MULTIPLE CLIPS/RELOADS of shots into a Genji while he's reflecting and gets killed for it
>eventually our McCree took one for the team and went tank (God bless him) and the fucking MILISECOND the "whatshisname switched to D.va (Was McCree)" message appears, this piece of shit on Tracer SUICIDE BLINKS OFF THE MAP just so he could switch to McCree, who I think he may actually have been worse at
>we win the first round, but when we lose the second round (tying it up 1-1) THIS GUY FUCKING LEAVES, which pretty much guaranteed us the loss, someone on the other team even said "sorry your teammate quit on you guys" after the match

And you wanna know the real kicker? You wanna know the REAL FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP?

he got fucking POTG for kamikaze pulse bombing on the point and getting three kills, which the mercy then rez'd

What the fuck is wrong with Jeff Kaplan? he literally hates widowmaker, he shitted on her foor 3 fucking events this year, he nerfed her to the ground and if that wasn't enough he shitted on her while on Blizzcon.

If Jeff the biggest homosexual in Blizzard? there is no other explanation to that kind of behavior against a single character.

Now what we're gonna get summer skins and she will get nothing? then Valentines she will get nothing again?

I will love to met him in person to beat the shit out of him.

Rick is my dude

Not all of them, I remember all the posts detailing how they would rape widow.

I'm far from a normie, but I can't even comprehend this amount of beta loser

Alright, which one of you fucks was this

>just a big pair of titties

Every time

Widowmaker is retardedly powerful right now. As strong as she's ever been

The only reason she's not the #1 DPS pick is because the current meta is tripletank

>tfw unhealthy addiction to blue

>big brown granny titties in the sun
My fucking dick.

And Rick is the realest nigga.

How far is 25m for the Mei achievement?

>In 2 minutes a community member made a better skin than blizzard did
Epic

But the emotes she already has clearly shows that Widow is a fucking bitch, the intro is perfect for her.

Faggots need to stop trying to push their headcanons onto the rest of the world.

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This sum tasty pasta.

we actually won that game since the enemy team couldn't figure out what to do against this sort of cheese either, so we thankfully managed to inch our payload a few steps ahead of theirs.

>New patch
>Soldier's damage buff not reverted
>One of two D.Va's buffs not reverted (I don't care which, just ONE of them, preferably the health)
>Ana + Soldier + D.Va + second healer + filler tank + filler anything still in every quick play game.

So how long do I have to wait for Soldier to get another buff, probably this time to missile damage?

Nice copypasta from last thread.

blizzard would be sued by square enix
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/

Some of the early stuff like that makes it seem like the initial idea for the world was very different from the end result

I'm pretty sure Geoff and the crew mentioned back when the game launched that the RIP Tire ult was actually taken from a failed Bastion ult iteration where he sent out a little sentry bomb.

>main Mei at grandmaster level
>had a diamond player tell me to switch off Mei on KOTH "because meta"

I hate ranked these days. No one dares try to mix comps up anymore.

Why did you bother writing and screencapping this

Roadhog being designed later does not mean he was a mere afterthought.

>guys at blizzard noticed symmetra wasn't getting picked very often
>they decide to try and fix it
>some complete fuckhead stands up and says
>hey what if symmetra had 2 ults, one of which gives fucking 75 in shields
>and her 76 ult gun now has increased range
>and she now deploys a shield that goes with her and has roughly half the strength of rein's shield
>and she starts with 6 turrets and regenerates them faster
>mfw someone was actually dumb enough to think all of this was a good idea
>mfw symmetra is now in every fucking game on both sides
I hope the waifu-fag at Blizzard who was responsible for this gets castrated. This is fucking ridiculous, it's like I'm fighting a hacker with a weak gun.

>na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/
Looks nothing like it

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>Christmas outfits are now a sueable offense
OK

>mfw we will never get a good Mei skin now
>mfw this wont be changed
>mfw sheeple will eat up the 3000 coin cost and validate Blizzard's shitty laziness

There are only so many variations of Christmas attire you can do and Square Enix does not have exclusive right to them

Didn't write it, just screencapped it because I like rape.

MLG vegas will make or break NRG
Seagull might as well retire and become a fulltime streamer if he can't do anything there

>love Widowmaker
>try to play her in comp
>omg user fucking switch
>we're on fucking attack widow, switch to healer

I just want to enjoy my waifu, why do people have to be so mean?

That outfit has been a general "female xmas" outfit for almost 5 billion years.

the snowball brawl is the worst thing that ever happened to this game

I don't necessarily mean to put it that way. It's just that you know basically what kind of character Junkrat is right away, what his motivations are, how he interacts with people. But Roadhog is just kind of... there. Even in their shared comic he takes a back seat to Junkrat. The backstory is there, and it's compelling, but I feel like Blizzard hasn't really talked about Roadhog at all.

Widowmaker is the cringiest character.

THE DREAM WILL NEVER DIE

NEXT COMIC WE GET WILL HAVE THIS CONFIRMED IN IT

WHENEVER IT MAY BE

WHENEVER IT MAY COME

OUR DAY IS ON THE HORIZON

who /japanesevoice/here
not hating on the english version but,

I fucking love romi park.

where's the uncensored version?

>yfw when Jeff puts on a shit-eating grin and says "The feedback to the Christmas event was positive overall"

Thank you for supporting our game user! Glad you enjoy the "luck" aspect of our loot box. We think it's a really fun and interactive aspect of microtransactions! We hope you get your desired skin on your next purchase!

Just go tracer and blow her shit out, i've been doing that, and it works well.

I am having a stroke at this very moment

I am dead fucking serious

I would go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs

This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life

goodbye /owg/

>tfw extremely obsessed with blue
>blue on my mind all day
Send help.

kys

>worrying about d.va and s76 when new symmetra is live

Put 6 sentries on point/choke and hold m1, every tank but rein and maybe hog, if he doesn't miss the hook, will most likely die.

>captcha is "calle calle"

It's not so much that Seagull isn't good at FPS

He's good at FPS, it just so happens that he's invested almost all his practice into projectile aiming instead of hitscan. And hitscan is the meta in Overwatch.

If you suck as her then don't play her in comp.
You're the cancer thats ruining comp.

If people don't realize that Widowmaker is better on Attack then they are retarded, just play whatever you want.
However, if you are not getting any picks or your shit is not working then it would be good to switch.

Or, you know, just play Quickplay, I have no idea why people willingly go into Competitive mode seeing how it's tryhard central.

Ahhhhh there starting to get along

I think part of that has to do with Roadhog himself not being much of a talker

>ice slut brawl
>ice sluts think they're cute walling the entire team xD inside spawn at match start

this is why you mainly see him playing Zarya or maybe Roadhog for the projectile hook

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>mfw we will never get a good Mei skin now
This is what gets me more than anything. Now that this event is done Blizzard will be saying "Alright there's Mei's legendary, time to move onto the next hero hue hue hue". This was Mei's fucking event, the perfect time for them to dish it out to her and they didn't even give her a unique skin. Fucking zenyatta got an amazing skin but Mei didn't. Blizz dropped the fucking ball.

Now we'll have to wait another fucking year until next christmas.

And by that time tracer will have another 4 legendaries. Pathetic.

You're probably just having an autism flare-up, crack open your case of emergency tendies

>Pasta
It's not pasta yet. I wrote it for the first time in the last thread.

>he was the best soldier in tf2
;;

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>got all the achievements just as I finished my weekly lootboxes
now I'm just pissed that I'm missing those 2 halloween achievements after 3 full weeks of trying to get them

I think I'm playing too much Reinhardt, last night I dreamed about playing Overwatch.

Enemy Reinhardt put his shield down for a fire strike and then I got a HAMMER DOWN on 6 people. This is a weird feel.

>tfw Winston got the best skin the game
fucking finally

BRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPTTTTTT
"Woaaaaah that one was smelly. Hey Reinhardt, catching any fish?"

>be me
>be gay
>team does not know about it
>team constantly using offensive slurs like "faggot"
>it really bothers me
>want to leave but it is the only decent team i've met
>that feel

NEED HEALING

I NEED the Mei skin

good. fuck that piece of shit character and fuck all her utility.
she stomps my retarded team mates and I want her gone.

If I buy someone a $20 bnet card so they can buy loot boxes will they add me and play Overwatch with me? We can talk about anime and memes on discord too.

>Mercy will never cure you of your boner
Why live

>got the achievements after a couple of hours of hating the brawl
>can suddenly have fun

>winston gets best skin
>winston is still a garbage hero so why bother playing

>there

So, /owg/, what's your Christmas wish? 12 days early lmao

I want (You) to have an excellent Christmas, whether you're going to spend it alone, with friends or with family
I want (You) to be happy.

Have a (You) for your health.

>be gay
literally no one cares