>Be a TGiSH Bull - Officer Cuckmeister Rank >Grab little white humans and pink draenei from RiPiP's server. >Bring them into my Garrison. >Skip the formalities. >Start absolutely tearing them up with my big futa goblin cock. >"Who's the best guild on /wowg/, fuck-o's?" >They're screaming bloodu mrder at the top of their lungs. >"This Game is SO H- H- HARD!!!" >They die. >Walk away and go clear farm without breaking a sweat. >Take care of tentacles myself on Heroic Helya. >Throw some of the deserter peasants a free kill every now and then. The life of a bull is give and take.
Jacob Allen
How big is the tauren/dwarf extra 2% critical damage for an elemental shaman compared to classes that don't have it?
Jaxon Sanchez
@ Illidan US (Horde)
7/7M 3/3H Recruiting DPS for Nighthold. /wowg/ members only.
Also, remember to ignore all RIPIP shitposters. Their relentless memes and thread ruining schemes will come to an end if we all band together.
Brayden Parker
>nostbulls are bullying us >now tgishbulls are bullying us
ITS NOT FAIR RIPIP AND HILLARY WERE SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS ITS NOT FAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Samuel Perez
>Not putting TGISH after they cleared Mythic Xavius twice and are farther than ripip in Helya
Hm....
Kayden King
...
Nathaniel King
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO BLIZZBROS
THE NOSTBULLS WON THEY FUCKING WON
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Isaiah Russell
>Rupture nerfs Isnt it getting buffed from 25% attack power to 150%? Why would they nerf sin anymore? Its literally like kicking a dead dog.
Tyler Nelson
is also recruiting for it's minigame rank. Come play with the best rogues int he world and Gruxx. Join up on Illidan today!!
Zachary Butler
It's neither being buffed or nerfed. Is simply being made to scale linearly with combo points. So basically a 5 CP Rupture will tick for the same damage as a 1CP Rupture, or a 6CP Rupture.
Lucas Richardson
Thanks~ Feel free to post more any time.
Jason Roberts
All of them.
Parker Taylor
>Nost players dont even play nost they literally come here to shitpost cus no one plays their game POETIC JUSTICE POETIC JUSTICE IF I TOLD YOU A FLOWER BLOOMED IN A DARK ROOM WOULD YOU TRUST IT?
Lucas Reyes
>be ripip >be dying >every other patch cycle this happens a guild cannot be "4 years running" when the gm and raiders constantly change, and now even a meme-ier guild than us is farther progressed just cuck my shit up famalam fumalum femilem goddammit
Angel Ramirez
do you want to be my in game wife
Gavin Hernandez
Why is RIPIP still even in the OP? Looking at the roster just makes me tear up now. I miss back when we raided.
Nolan Fisher
So with more combo points the only thing that increases is the length of the dot timer?
Adam Anderson
No, be MY gf, I'm 7/7 Linstead#11878
Jace Reyes
Remove Rest in Peace in Piss from the OP. They are no longer a real guild. Wrench, Niggerhood and TGiSH are our boys. Get Tripip fuckwads out of here right now.
Gavin Williams
In effect. Rupture was the odd one out in that, all other finishers gained equal damage per Combo Point since vanilla.
Josiah James
why is tgish so insecure? its kinda sad desu
Parker Sullivan
Then that is a nerf, damn what the fuck.
Jack Collins
Quick reminder to report all shitposts from TGISH """"""""""people""""""""""
Jaxon Evans
>second legendary drops >prydaz >sim it >4k dps loss over my 890 necklace >my other legendary sephuz is also a dps loss as well >have two legendaries and equip neither for raids Fucking fantastic.
Robert Foster
Oh, hello.
Hudson Campbell
No it isn't. A 6CP Rupture will do exactly the same damage it does now. A 5 CP Rupture will do more.
Gabriel Cox
>RIPIP"bulls" constantly shitpost and berate TGISH and LW for years and years >Say they'll never even clear heroic >Say they'll never get enough for a mythic roster >Say they'll never kill Ursoc >Say they'll never kill Il'gynoth >Say they'll be stuck on Cenarius for months >Now that all is said and done and the TGISHbulls have RIPIP completely blacked, all they have left to say is shallow whimpers anonymously.
Hunter Morales
>co-guild lead of tgish is Icy >grey parses >biggest shitposter in the general >avatarfag >this is the guy beating you in progression >this is the guy ramming lynris every night
What's your excuse /wowg/?
Caleb Foster
Remember when No Fun Allowed couldn't beat Normal Garalon for months
Those were the memes man
Andrew Hill
>second legendary drops >prydaz >sim it >big increase in dps because mastery is best stat >third legendary drops >akainus justice >1% dps loss over prydaz
luling@blizz how do you fuck up this hard
Jaxson Bailey
Everyone here is queefs, there is a reason why I dont join your shit guilds and let my ign be known.
Thomas Martinez
Shitfire and Jaslopy don't play with us, but they can still prove they are better than us. What can you prove? Fucking nothing, you little bitch boy. Go run and hide behind your anonymity little grey parsing fuckwad.
Noah Russell
Linstead....
Eli Howard
Just got legion
>Horde is now led by a crazy psycho dead ELF that never cared for the horde anyway and tries to kill everyone with plagues
why the fuck would you trust the Horde with her over Baine or even Lorthemar (despite being an elf as well)
why
why?
Jeremiah Lewis
Did that sound cool in your head or out loud?
Alexander Mitchell
I like girls (male)
Levi Gomez
But lynris is dead
Easton Sullivan
fel energy mind control vol'jin
Legion gonna corrupt sylvanas with """"immortality""""
We get back from Argus and Sylvy becomes super hitler pumping out undead demons
Leo Kelly
...
Carter Gutierrez
>little grey parsing fuckwad whoa dude what if icy found out you are talking about him that way?
Nicholas Parker
Why is it so hard to find fucking ptr patch notes?
Anthony Wood
Be faithful to Gisco please. He is a VERY cute ginger
Jeremiah Carter
>doing heroic tov right now >helya is giving me a boner unlike any wow char before >"Touchy touchy!" >"I'll blow you a kiss!"
holy fuck I can't raid like this, constantly aroused, especially knowing theres 0 helya rule 34
Gavin Miller
Gisco....
Robert Foster
>Cripple >Ginger >Autism I almost feel bad for him...
Ethan Long
I didn't know this is something I wanted but I need MORE.
Julian Cruz
Literally no >We use the Pillars of Creation to destroy Kil'jaden and sink Tomb of Sargeras to the bottom of the ocean >Then we fuck off to Argus >Pillars of Creation hold immense power that we don't understand >After you kill Xavius in EN Malfurion says he senses great evil under the oceans of Azeroth >The Shadow Priest weapon tells you that N'Zoth.is slowly breaking free >Its going to turn out that the Tomb of Sargeras is literally designed to seal N'Zoth away >While we are fucking around on Argus N'Zoth. is going to corrupt one of our own (More than likely Jania or Sylvannas) >Next expac is Old Gods related
Josiah Diaz
What is your raid food of choice /wowg/?
Jaxson Jones
...
Nathan Thompson
...
Charles Stewart
half peanut butter sandwich
Elijah Young
quesadilla dipped in bbq sauce
Jayden Gomez
Why does the thick veins fascinate me so much?
Connor Nelson
god thats so hot im rock hard right now thinking about licking a placenta and rubbing it all over my face
Carter Young
Fruit smoothie with the base as water.
Easton Brown
I want more of this. Way more.
Connor Phillips
*looks at the camera*
Did you worship a TGISHbull today wowg?
Jonathan Morales
does this bonus week thing for extra dungeon loot apply to m+ dungeons too?
Anthony James
Can you PLEASE watch Jojo with Gisco
Brody Howard
I don't think there's more val'kyr panders but there's plenty of regular panda r34
Wyatt Russell
>enabling an autistic child's anime addiction
dont do that.
Elijah Gomez
>that bulge
Adrian Cook
Big futa gobbo TGiSH bull here. What it do, young nigga?
Kayden Watson
>queues blowing out to 30+ minutes >subs dipping below 2 mil >only groups for half the content is real money/gold carries >/nosg/ more active than /wowg/ >Nost launching with more raids than all of Legion >cash shop expanding next patch >PVE and PVP balance never been so bad >population never been this unbalanced >Nost untouchable by blizztard in the motherland >stress test was an unqualified success >forced to hunt down streamers to try and stem the tide of people leaving retail for vanilla private
Have you signed up for Nost 2.0 yet bros?
Kayden Reyes
so this is what retailfags do all day?
lol
Henry Morris
>panda's >pixar disney character models >catching squirrels to get legendaries >dailies on steroids >timegating ramped up ten fold >18 different raid difficulties >110 levels (remember to buy your boosts!) >boat day >investing artifact power only to get cucked by the single most unbalanced patch cycle an expansion has ever seen >hidden legendary caps that they swear don't exist only for them to say "lol just kidding ya there's a cap you guys just wasted a month farming m+ for no reason LOL" >removing abilities only to add them back and call it content >shadow priests LMFAO >cell shading on virtually every character model and piece of gear ever since WoD for some weird reason (lol, dude at blizzard must have a hard on for making cool gear look like shit??) >hybrid classes that have multiple roles out preforming 90% of the specs >not a single new ranged class ever introduced tot he game despite them having priority over melee >still only 2 mail wearers and they decide to add a fucking 4th leather wearer >nelf male models still not fixed >belf male models still not fixed >lowbie dungeons still have that bug that pulls the entire instance randomly, still not fixed 2 years later (why fix it when you can just pay $60 to skip it LOL?) >forced to literally level 3 of the same class on the off chance you get the right legendary from catching squirrels >forced to run every single difficulty available for a raid every single week in order to increase your RNG squirrel legendary chance
join us on the 17th friends, we waiting u @ n-ost
Jordan Thompson
>/wowg/ threads go slow since people play the game >nost threads are alive because they can't play >it will stay alive after release because they're not playing
David Gray
Somebody needs to make a version of this with TGiSH cucking RIPIP
Make it happen
Isaiah Edwards
wait til you see Helya upskirts.
Bentley Ramirez
>TGiSHbulls taking over again
RIPIP WHY ARENT YOU STOPPING THEMMMMMMM
Joshua Murphy
>retailfags unironically defend people posting pictures of a human fucking placenta and eating it
you can NOT make this shit up anymore
Easton Stewart
I see nothing.
Jeremiah Collins
>tucking it back in
I saw that faggot
Benjamin Gray
Nost won. Pack it up boys.
Hunter Hill
Tucking is really hard with these tight pants and panties desu.
Jonathan Sanchez
which lock spec is the most fun? >inb4 they all suck one of them has to be fun or else people wouldn't be playing them
Anthony Ward
this
Jacob Clark
demo
Brayden Harris
Official TGiSH /wowg/ rep here.
We will be moving on to Nost after having savaged RIPiP this tier (dont worry, we'll be back in time to steal mythic guldan from them :^)) if anyone of you big boys want to join us in the superior game.
Add me Swordrain#1412
Robert Brooks
Look, fuck-o, maybe placenta is good. You eve consider the health benefits? That meat looks lean as fuck. You'd rather him waste that protein for what reason? Give me one good reason to toss it in the trash instead of using it for nourishment. You can't, because Nost players are the epitome of wrong and dumb.
James Reed
this is sad
Joshua Wilson
DO NOT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU'S CUTE PLACENTA
Elijah Evans
Almost as sad as not having even done an easy one-shot Heroic Helya.
Parker Wood
Whoa CUTE!!!!!
Anthony Hughes
Linheart is 100x cuter than Linstability
when are you replacing the dumb elf slut with scarebear?
Nolan Stewart
>most ripip raiders left for real guilds that are doing mythic toc and some are even 3/3m gee i wonder why they dont care
Aaron Perry
Is this troll or will I actually be accepted into the best /wowg/ guild no strings attached
Asher Gomez
Gisco is a furfag....
Ayden Allen
>
Connor Davis
Why are they allowed to play on a fucking private server? We are forced to eat this shit of an expansion, and they get to roll on Vanilla progression servers of the golden ages?
WHY? Why the fuck is this happening to us? Where is the Blizzard official vanilla progression server? I pay $15 /month for this shit and they get amazing vanilla for free?
First Trump, now this?
THEY NOST BULLS CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
SHUT IT DOWN NOW!
Isaac Evans
>trying to get my pvp tier chest piece of transmog >having to do random bgs >every game there's a MW monk >does nothing but roll around, spin kick aoe stun everyone around them and top healing charts while barely even casting >when even remotely threatened just life cocoons and rolls away I generally don't say it but this shit is utter cancer.
This is DH level mobility with barely any input
Carter Reyes
>undeath checkem zanthoz ten just to name a few...
Michael Miller
Can someone explain to me what "retail" means
Chase Nelson
pretty sure none of the decent people that left are even in 3/3
Noah Parker
>join group for eoa >im the only one at stone >2 faggots just sitting in dalaran when they could've flew over to felblaze and come down
Thomas Perry
>you can replay everyone's position at all times of a logged encounter on warcraftlogs this is amazing
Matthew Moore
meaning you legally own a product at retail price and in it's current form