Dota 2 General - /d2g/

YOU'RE NARROW edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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BUY MIDAS
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>BUY MIDAS
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reminder that he was right

>Pudge is still FREE mmr

>left Steam downloading the patch
>go to work
>hang out with my co-workers
>eat some shit I don't remember the name
>get to home as quickly as possible
>patch is fully downloaded
>it's shit

Why is this allowed, dotards?

BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.

BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.

BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.

BUY MIDAS.
RIGHT NOW.

fps fix fucking when

hes right

Unpopular opinion, but I genuinely think all these changes are okay except for the talent trees and the weird UI. Even then I can get used to the UI.

>Shopkeeper talks to you when you're near him
Best thing to come out of this patch

what if there was a hero who could hit for 200 or more after getting a couple autoattacks
would be totally imbalanced, right?

>Visage mid cancer is back again.
This hero needs a nerf.

pa aghs

aoe blur. any ally within 900 range gets blur.

Should i download DOTA 2 with the new patch or not?
arguments pls

BUY. ME.

What does nahaz think of the new UI?

>Alt tab the lost game at 8 minutes so I don't waste my time getting farmed
>It goes for 50 minutes

Sure do love the "no surrender option because it's anti-fun, unlike being endlessly fountain farmed" meme Valve has

im pretty sure monkey can easiyl 1v1 ursa before lvl 6

The /r/truedota2 discord discord.gg/0askGO5M5J7KYOw6

literally no difference

See

maybe git gut and stop crying like a faggot

Dotards?

anyone else feel like only like 20% of the cast decent picks that can be picked into literally anything?


why are some heroes so goddamn useless?

(like Medusa and Arc Warden)

i wanted to say imagine chances of comeback if you played with your team but you probably would have no impact since you are piece of shit who gives up in game with rubberband so i advise to kill yourself instead

wait a week or two and ask again

If you're new? Go ahead, all the people who are actually good ragequit due to having to relearn the game so you'll be right at home. You'll also have never experienced how the game once was and will never make comparisons in your head and disappoint yourself.

If you're a veteran? Nah, give it a month.

he thinks its homophobic

What's the point in playing this new bastardized League of Doturds?

>buy midas
>when you get level 25 by 35 minutes naturally now with xp talents

Ursa can't kill a support at 1200 distance and heal from it as well

get your eyes checked

people like you should not be allowed to drive

yeah and lets give that hero a built in blink dagger, a stun that is also attack + crit, and 13 second sleight of fist with AOE bigger that your field of vision. What could possibly go wrong?
>t. frosty toad

training for HotS.

GUIDE TO WIN IN 7.0 FOR YOU

I JUST MADE THIS

OC

How does newcro feel now? Is he better or worse?

what game is this

would probably still be outlaned by sand king

Midas Omni
literally
free
wins

Every hero every game. Always my first item.

trackmania

>cuckport

its free

whats he drinking?

That loading screen is so awesome goddamn it. I like this the most.

shitty source textures are really showing in this intro thing
everything has clipping issues in dota

its fun imo

cum of the fallen champions

>NEW Pit of smalec

Holy fucking macaroni, this shit is outright broken. Good luck taking any fight when he casts that shit.

who have tot this become real meta now

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/04/Monkey_ally_169.mp3

Can't wait for Fourth spirit brother.

If you guys are big enough faggots to waste 50 minutes in a pre-determined loss that's your problem, I don't even play a full half the games I queue, that's how you avoid forced 50 frustration.

Why do you hate midas?

Which version should i put on the wishlist for upcoming sale? they all look neat

Lads, for the first time in over 2 years I don't feel like playing Dota 2 anymore.

You can use the same method Valve uses.

sjokz is happy

youtube.com/watch?v=EY74eKw0FgI

BUY. ME. NOW.

Should be a girl.

>50 min game
>pre-determined loss
you are mentally incapable to play this game, go back to lol

>rtz joined EG again on the condition that PPD will be kicked
>PPD is now Artour's boss
lmao

me on the top right

>not taking xp talent

The original one is pretty fun desu.

So what do I do with all my loading screens?

>Play Brood
>She's great now
>Completely dominate the game
>Thanks to completely full retard teammates we still lose against a team where one guy had DCed

Jsus fuck, I shouldn't get mad as usually it's me that's the one that's shit, but finally I have a good game and it's an absolute disaster

they are all great. try the free version first, the stadium environment is the classic and probably the most played version.

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/63/Monkey_ally_05.mp3
Is this romance gulag approved?

How do you fix me lolg?

you can literally tell the difference by looking at the road itself

The insult "Go back to LoL" doesn't work anymore when the game is literally League of the Storm, if I have to AFK shit games until I get real ones so be it, not my fault you can't work around Valves shitty MM

>High Skill

Me too user. I deleted it and i'm very happy. Just here for the reactions.
Oh and i'm still here because i bought Overwatch and /owg/ is horrific.

esports in 20 minutes on Dotapit

That's a ship

so wait, what exactly did Valve do to break the FPS? Did they change particle effects again or something? I cant imagine moving some trees and putting some stairs would drop people's fps in half

medusa is perfect

How does that even work? Did they get the team for free? I mean all the sponsors and even the eg brand must be worth a lot.

fair and balanced

Gotcha, but which version is the webm ones? those graphics look great. Im not a graphics make the game guy but it still looks great

does BadSheever even play her own game?

just cut his tree

how to fix monkey kang

>q now slows for 100% MS instead
>tree jump mana cost 25
>stack duration on passive to 10 sec
>ult cd to 100, mana to 100/150/200

Yeah you can just disable the tree movement and grass as well it's weird. Nice integers btw.

What's the win condition for life?

This coming tournament season is going to be amazing. Everyone will be scrubs.

I miss when Ursa was good

Everything got buffed so much that he became shit without even getting touched directly

something about multithreading not working properly who knows

if PPD is CEO he probably reinvested all his TI money for equity

But it is.
You can no longer use binds and show you support for homorights.

I had a dream last night that they made Monkey King unable to buy critical hit items. Did they do this or was I drunk as shit?

OG playing on Dotapit in 20 minutes, time for the TI champions to show you losers how to play League of the Storm

>nerfing monkey king

the first webm is either the free one or trackmania 2 stadium, i don't know for sure. the second one should be trackmania 2 canyon.

i didn't make those webms and the games all look basically the same. iirc trackmania 1 united has the most content/environments.

melee agi hero

ryuko matoi

i mean if we're going to shit up the game, at least make it look good

>Each soldier can apply Echo Sabre debuff every 5 seconds, same as the item cooldown, but do not attack twice.

good luck getting out of the ult fags

Rate this singstack meta on a scale from 0 to 10

>1 crit every 25 sec man cant buy crits while the guys with built in crits as passives can

Why are you even asking