have sex in my truck
get cum on the cloth seats
Bad /0/ feels
have sex in my truck
Girls never get in it
Tfw never had road head or anything in car.
Try to have sex in the back of my E30
No room whatsoever
Open back door and kneel on my coat on the ground and try it that way
Lose boner because it's below freezing
Coat is covered in dirt and oil that leaked out of muh ultimate driving machine
I think that it is impossible to have sex in my car
masturbate while driving
finish and contemplate existence
blow a guy in the backseat of his 2005 altima
gag the whole time bcuz didn't wash his balls
try to spit his AIDs juice out the rear window
ends up on the fabric door panel instead
have 52k miles on daily driver. Tires are $75 a piece. Never had a puncture.
have 513 miles on Challenger Hellcat. Tires are $250 a piece. Puncture in left rear.
your headgasket is busted
a passenger starts to draw on the windows and you're the dick for yelling at them and they say "you're gonna have to clean it anyways"
tfw your back and ass have sat in a car for 11 hrs.
high insurance with clean record
Have seats folded in RSX
on my way home from getting groceries
brake hard because someone ran a red light in front of me
eggs fly from the back of the car and smash all over my radio, dashboard and me
dream about having a somewhat reliable rx7
Also want girl that likes cars
Tfw I'll never be close to pic related...
tfw cant figure out where that fucking door rattle is coming from
I want to die at every single stoplight.
what did he mean by this?
being a faggot and getting your bfs cum on your truck seats
gg op, hopefully you die of aids.
I suppose you buy used carpet for your living room, too.
Nigga what? I'm 6'1" and I've had sex in the back of my e30. Get creative or find a short girl faggot
You're a tard. I fucked regularly in my old AE100 corolla. And I'm 6'4". And both the girls I fucked were 5'7" in it.
This dude understands.
It's all about positioning my man. Never the best sex but always decent.
Tfw now I have an AW11 and the current gf was talking about "breaking it in" and I just laughed. Maybe if I put all the windows down, take out the sunroof, and use the passenger seat.
At least my gf has a small amount of interest in my car. She loves being driven around in it because people are always looking and is always interested in what I'm doing next.
Discount tire's tire insurance is the best thing ever user, trust me
Why not just spit out the cum into one of your several empty water bottles and big gulps?
having girls in your car
Is like you don't even want to enjoy driving.
Shift 5-2 instead of 5-4
Around a GRADUAL corner
Car spins out
No time to countersteer
Rear wheel hits curb
Destroyed one of my wheels
Destroyed my trailing arm
this was last night
Truck got impounded yesterday morning. Don't actually even have money till today. Never trust a roommate for help
shifting in corners
shifting DOWN in corners
You deserve it
fuck you asshole
Terminator quote, nice
have sex in back of car
get cum inside me
He has a point. You really should be shifting prior to the corner.
I know I was an idiot. I wasn't thinking. I just feel like shit now. I just got this car and I wasn't used to how the transmission felt and i was tired and not thinking and now I don't even have money to get it fixed.
Checked and kekked. Cmon, you gotta admit that was funny.
Sure it wasn't in the front seat of his Miata, faget?
have something to fix
no time to do it
It was after I cleaned it up