/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

I don't have one
good plan

neither because they're not keeping me prisoner

One keeps you prisoner as a parasite.
The other keeps you as a prisoner of love.

Well, I think Fritzl and Rail are more like the one on the right, while Iris and Megurine are more like the one on the left.

Remember folks, god or not, just live free and automatically, as we all should.

yes yes but which one will beat me up when they need to relieve stress and fuck me in the ass when I do a good job

which one is ailsa

Trinity!

>used goods

GO away bill

but they're a girl
I want a man to push me down and use me for his pleasure

user ive got something to tell you
that's pretty gay

What's your ckey? I'll PM you on byond

pomf123

yeah I think you might be right
do you not like gayness
feel free to beat me up for it
grant me the release I desire and don't deserve
senaat1
it's actually DrCelt

Post your ss13 memes.

whatever fagboy. no hot dicking for you

help in arrivals maint pls

FUCKING CODE STEALERS.

GOON CODE IS COPYRIGHTED.

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are you who im taking a wild guess as to who you are

shit nigger I don't want to erp with the people from this shithole, everyone here sucks ass including me
besides, what would we do in the dorms?
probably

Funny story, today I literally got a lawyer's letter telling me to stop torrenting or there'd be consequences, my fault for getting careless.

Living in French-Canada sucks, I just want the occasional good TV show that comes up, not the entire channel

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>dex+
>dexa+
>dexalin +++
>Candy (0.214286 units)

ha you can torrent without issue in ontario

stop fucking posting these images
vox are not cute like that at any time
I don't care how cartoony your artstyle is
it's fucking wrong and promotes the most autistic kind of waifubait

who's that snowflake bird?

Don't worry user I was just joking around, i don't erp I just like fag boys

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not even my art

>stop posting cute vox
>posts a lewd vox

>waifu is like the one on the right
>but is shit at cooking

:thinking:

wait no that image looked worse in the thumbnail
don't post vox like that either
only post hideous things
yeah I know it's xenos but it's against the rurus to post his shit
my word is law you know

>captcha: sanatorium for sale
is pomf selling the serb?

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i feel bad because i like you but i couldn't beat you up ever. sorry

newmoot might be selling the site doe

nazi vend is cooler than russian vend, just take out the guns and place one on DJ station

what about vox that aren't cute or lewd or hideous but drawn by the lewd artist

it's alright
just tell the admins I was being shitcurity
I probably made some mistake that you can point out, I tend to mess up when I have to deal with more than one prisoner by myself
I've no doubt that I'd be valid most rounds if you wanted to
I only keep doughnuts and evidence bags in my bag, the only weapons on me will be in my armour and belt
remember that sec rarely if ever wear riot suits so attacking the legs will cause a quick knockdown and slow the officer considerably

not enough quills/ten

whos you're husbando

next time i'm malf i'll lock you in a room and very slowly trickle plasma in

Jidders drew that shortly after the round so I think they had only like 20 minutes total.
It's still one of my favorites because it's just a little calm moment without memes or shittery or waifus.

Sergei!
He's good at his job and has beautiful silvery hair!
thank you god
can you also permaban me please so I can be free from this hell for longer than just one round

>spoiler
agree

once again, if you're who i think you are, you aren't a shitter at all so don't expect to be free any time soon

Mate you thought you saw bad

FUCK

The one who's considerate and drops everything in order to come help if you call.

>tfw your husbando stopped playing ages ago
>been feeling burned out since

God dammit Yred I was just about to fucking post that

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but I'm Yred

Who was it, friendo?

But if I'm Yred, and he's Yred, and (You)'re Yred, then who's this guy?

pastebin.com/GHmCJ1Gq
>[04:52:37] Unknowmin PM to-Yred/(Reese Kiefer): And what was the problem with the fridge?

Post more /comfy/

>There will never be a Space Station 13 Convention with clowns, and Event security in red uniforms.

WHY EVEN LIVE.

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Oh right I motherfucking FORGOT ABOUT THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND

>Scream and piss your pants
>Not helping them
Typical chemist elitist...

>mfw tablel-ing then disposal-ing a complete shit chemist who doesn't want to learn is now considered ban worthy.

I'm fine with the parameds stealing the medkits, they need them more.
I'm fine with clothes on in cyro, they could be worse.
I'M FINE WITH THE OCCASIONAL SURGERY BUMB, they just forgot that it interrupts.
But FUCK YOU for making me hurt my eyes trying to find the Dermaline pill that is labled 'Kelotane+' in the middle of a list of autism that only you can decode.

Nevill

>I-If it's not m brand of autism I-I deserve to murder you!!

Left obviously, do you think I'm some kind of whore?

I remember when I discovered this.
Dragonbro admin pm'd me about how I was doing it.

Hint on how to turn to MAXIMUM OVERHONK.
>get the guy dragging to wear shoes too
>have them click one tile up when running, making it so he pulls the clown upwards as well as forewards
>this maximizes the squeeky by a factor of three.

he was literally playing the other day and I beat him up and spaced him

>funtimes pill (9)
>space drugs (20 units) pill
>FIRE pill
>DEATH DONOTTAKE pill
>radi-gone pill
>Anti-Rad ( 40 units) pill
>EAT ME pill

One of these is Dex+ lol hope you have a beaker :^)

I think I finally figured out how to get to Centcomm on the Cargo Shuttle.

Don't tell anyone or they will patch it. Someone found an exploit to get to centcomm once and he got banned.

nah you cant

The way I'm thinking of only uses game mechanics.

You already can though. The problem is getting biological life forms to Centcomm.

Get bluespace tunneler
Get friend inside
Put on cargo shuttle
Put c4 on tunnel
Delay detonation until arrival
When the runner is destroyed, it releases it's object
Ta da.

I may not know what I'm talking about

>waifufaggotry always shows itself when school breaks are around
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this...

Problem with that idea, is that the shuttle destroys all items inside of it upon landing.

The only exception to this is things that are bolted to the floor.

The only thing you can bolt to the floor is a cargo telepad. But Teleporting is blocked once you land. And the cargo telepad coordinates are fixed.

Oh.

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3365
LITERALLY
DINDU NUFFIN

>babbies first day on /a/
Pls stay off my board.

eli
;^)

Was this that same guy who kept ordering pistol ammo crates during the round earlier this afternoon?
I was Cargo Tech and I remember the "right to bear arms" part.

>going to that cont/a/inment board

>people are metagaming on the /pdg/ steam chat
eric, simply eric

Literally ban appeal shitposting.
What the fuck is /pdg/?

>The first board made
>Containment board
ok

Yeah ok

gayday 2 general
it's a bunch of fellow retards playing a poorly optimized bank heisting game on a racing game engine with over twice the cost of the base game in DLC

Screenshot it

>All those awful heads

tell an admin then you dumb cuck

Tell me more.