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How would marrying a cute computer virus work? Have any greentexters survived long enough to satiate this poor begging man's thist?

Ballora doing something with the Bonnie Puppets?

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An attempt to spin Michael Afton into something more interesting. Feedback is very, very welcome.

Movie ideas are very welcome.

Someone hands you a cheeseless pizza with pineapple and ham. What do?

Mr. Tumnus gives free blowjobs to frequent visitors.

I always thought that ponytail was dumb looking.

Fucking eat it because I'm in college and beggars can't be choosers.

J did one. I thought it was hot. When was the last time anyone saved/posted greentexts?

Eh, Reepicheep is a lot better.

Could be worse, could be a sauceless pizza

White pizza's not bad with the right toppings.

Funtime_Foxy with a Chica puppet

Wonder why someone gave me a ham and pineapple cracker and called it a pizza.

>just remembered that Crisis doesn't like pepperoni pizza
I'm disgusted all over again

They're gonna get in so much trouble

2muchz00mgas

Pray to God to grant this poor soul deliverance through trying times. And then see if dipping the pizza slices in a fondue pot makes them edible.

>BAWN-BAWN, GO G-GET 'EM!
>skates out the door and down the hallway

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I liked hearing Freddy say that and then the dull thunk on your door.

I hope Scott brings back the Freddy VA.

Why does that face remind me of this one?

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Funtime Freddy would be the best fighting game character.

Funny you should say that. I have actually been working on a "what if Fnaf was A fighting game".

Do you have the ideas in a pastebin somewhere?

I'd take Foxy over Yoda or the Assassin's Creed guy form the next Soulcalibur.

You and a ton of others throughout the thread's history. We even had a few guys make pastebins with move sets and stuff.

You can find the strangest things on Youtube.

youtube.com/watch?v=v-U3bLX18fo

Guest fighters should be Ash Williams and Freddy Krueger

i can't wait to go to fucking bed

That's like the first thing I say to myself every time I get up for the day.

No, I am taking this in stages.
First I am trying to find out how they would play (close range, mid range, long range, ect.)
Then move sets (moves are attempted to be derived from FNAF World and the other games, as well as taking some liberties on what they can do. Like Shadow Bonnie and Shadow Freddy Using shadows to attack.).
Basic combos.
Interactions with other animatronics in the game, story, ect.

I have good progress on most of those stages. As well as about 50+ characters that I am trying to put in the game.
I can one day put it on a pastebin if you want. It just might be a while, or be updates every so often.

Are you actually making a game?

So I just watched "I Can't Fix You", and I must say that it's pretty good. The animation was very well done, the music and lyrics were cool, and the way the animatronics tore themselves apart and reforged themselves into Ennard was brutal.

Best TLT song?

No rollerskates in her gallery

Oh no, don't know crap about that.
Doesn't mean that I can't make this like I am making one. It would be nice if it got made into a fighting game. But the likelihood of that happening is slim-to-nonexistent. Don't get me wrong, I would love to make it into an actual game. Just that there is almost no chance of that happening.

NOW MAKE THEM KIS-
Wait, you already did that.

Cute and nice. I liked how you incorporated the previous image into it. Keep up the good work.

Huh, I thought you were Snax before I saw the name. Actually, I still sorta think you're Snax.

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Single śpôökîèśt writefag story?

Well actually I'll be more specific. I'm in the mood for something lovecraft inspired, has there anything like that written?

>Lolbit captures a human and makes them call for help to lure unsuspecting nightmares into her trap
>they develop a sort of friendship over time, though mostly due to Stockholm Syndrome
>everything breaks apart when a non-nightmare falls into the trap and the human tries to save them

Visually, it was very good, the song was ok, so all in all a pretty good song.

But I wanta.

Everyone wants to rollerskate in her gallery, user.

But only the chosen few are stuffed into Minireenas. It's like Jerusalem for gynophiles.

Thanks for the diabetes, you fucking cunt.

I wanted to add to this, but I literally haven't drawn anything since last year's Christmas collab, so I figured I better keep it small.

I got something small that hasn't been used since last year *unzips*

Jeez, you better go to the bathroom then. Your batter must be Ace levels of bloated by this point.

>batter
Bladder. I meant bladder. The joke's ruined now, but that's what I meant to say.

She gets cold easy.

>tfw he's gone forever

>tfw he's gone forever

Not from my heart, he's not.

Jesus Christ I forgot how bad he actually was

A part of me likes to imagine he met Benis, strangled him to death and secretly draws with his moniker.

Repost for the morning folks.

Proper Place:

pastebin.com/CQiCitG3

So if you shot Purple Guy would he just regenerate or something since he's immortal now or something? Did he actually never die inside Springtrap and was alive the whole time?

>Did he actually never die inside Springtrap and was alive the whole time?

If that was the case you'd figure he'd just walk out after being springlocked in the suit, seeing how in fnaf 3 hes walkin about

Michael's more hollowed out and is mostly just a windbag now, instead of Deadpool. Although, sticking a regenerator in a bunch of sharp metal bits is a viable way to torture someone like Deadpool. It's also canon that he did that.

Michael's really just hollowed out, though. I think he's been turned into a "costume" like the animatronics, and the rules apply to him subsequently.

An interesting bit people miss often is that Purple's legs give out in the Night 5 minigame with a weird snapping noise, before he falls against the wall. Like there's bone inside. Scott would pretty much have to deny that to actually claim Michael is Springtrap. Same for all the blood and vital organs you see in him.

In either case though no matter if it's William or Michael, Springtrap was probably alive the whole thirty years. The suit never stops jittering in the minigame, and whoever woke up inside it has been presumably driven insane. Hence why all he does is moan and hiss.

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youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM started playing the second I opened this and I can't stop laughing

>implying Freddy wouldn't make the better Santa

An insulated punchy is the best punchy

>An interesting bit people miss often is that Purple's legs give out in the Night 5 minigame with a weird snapping noise, before he falls against the wall. Like there's bone inside. Scott would pretty much have to deny that to actually claim Michael is Springtrap. Same for all the blood and vital organs you see in him.
This is actually a very good point. Scott really can't say that Springtrap is Michael without blatantly ignoring the 3rd game. I don't know why everyone outside of here has automatically jumped to the conclusion that Michael = Springtrap or even that Autistic Ice Cream Girl = Ennard.

I want to get foxy some cookies and milk

thanks to your future AU I can't stop thinking about a Fnaf & House of the dead Mashup were you shoot skinless, withered endos, the end stage bosses being nightmares and the last boss a shadow (along with hidden golden freddy fight for golden ending)

>go downstairs
>open presents from Foxy Claus
>its mostly just fox dildos, various articles of feminine clothing, mascara and lipstick

Best Christmas ever really.

>Foxy Claus will never break into your house in the middle of the night and empty his sack

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Does he still give out coal if your naughty?

Knowing Foxy's kind heart he would most likely crush the coal in front of you until it becomes a small diamond and give it to you plus a smooch on the booper.

But it also requires heat to do that.

His heart is full of warmth and love for you, user.
For all of us.

I wonder if his kids see through the disguise, or if the think that their father is santa.

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I miss Fatz.

I miss videogames.

I miss you.

o bby

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Mini's are cuties

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>you will never eat a chica bon

why live

They're fucking demons from the depths of hell

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>implying demons can't be cute
Little sluts.

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Th-that's kinda hot.