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>Older threads
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>Helpful information for new players
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>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.36
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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

CURRYMURRY IS N I C E
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>$50000 "Pure Gold"
>is actually the color of a shitty brass doorknob

Any idea if Comet retro comes without bodykit or it's fucked like the Fiat 500?

Or it has normal and widebody version?

catower

catower post feet

confirmed fucked

>Hear a girl talking on the microphone
>Keep driving near her over and over hoping she notices me
>She never does
How pathetic am I? I do this every time

I think its goob

Can you add me back i got kicked because inactive IGN: Craator

Atleast with the fiat you could make a tuner. This Porsche is FUBAR

blater post dick

The Technical is now the master of all terrains now.
Nowhere is safe from the best mounted gun now.

Stop giving whores attention, your life will be much smoother.

>have to drop several million to even touch a new car in this update if you're not a CEO.
What's the fastest way to get money in this shit game?

Heists with friends > CEO crates/missions on your own or friends > Cars from this update > Contact missions > Heists with randoms

No idea about MC stuff since I wasn't here for that update

>catstripcode@unodostresquoatrosincosesBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
uno, dos, cuatro, cinco, seis cucc boi
:^)

is the Specter a sports class?

MC is a really nice passive supplement honestly. Go for meth and cocaine.

Do some crates/vehicles/sales. Maybe some HH/SS. Then go sell drugs and get several hundred thousand.

Man this rear end being that wide reminds me of Jeremy Clarksons review of the Chrysler Crossfire

I believe so

CUTE

>tfw just did wastelander and amphibious blazer mission with a level 3

Admittedly I did 99% of the work, but thankfully these discount missions are simple enough that they can be done "solo" once you get someone into your lobby. Got that lad to level 6 and made him about 30k too so he shouldn't have any complaints

Run while you still can.

>that rear

>super cars with colorable interiors

HAHA YOU THOUGHT NEON GREEN WITH HOT PINK SECONDARY AND BABY BLUE DOLLAR SIGN RIMS WAS THE ENDGAME?

the X80 already has colorable interior

FUCK YOU GUYS. This car was already ruined for me but this is the final straw

Oh it does? I thought it was permanently red.

TT

It's the wide arches that compleat the look. They are the legs on the side. The body kit literally makes the car look like shitting

Why I'm glad we will never get a tuner update. It would just be shit like this but even more stance faggotry

New FCR looks great.

So does the Wastelander have any gimmick features? Judging by its low price I'm gonna say no.

Just a worse monster truck desu

It can effortlessly drive over pretty much anything. I think that's it though. Unlocks that CEO job too, no idea how the pay is on those though

I couldnt find it for sale, which site sells it?

>worse monster truck
>actually can directly drive over cars unlike the monster truck which crashes with direct impacts

If anything it's how the monster truck should actually work

wat game you playing bud?

Liberator goes over anything

>gets stuck on bushes in under 30 seconds
>you can get it unstuck and then stuck again within 30 seconds
Only thing it's good for is seating 4 in the back safely with Combat MGs

sure, here you go user.

>knowing proper spic
the moment you give in to their language is the moment you accept the defeat of the white race

> change appearance
> spend an hour tinkering with heritage and features
> looks like cute from front
> looks cute from one side
> looks like a negro potato from other side
What the fuck is this.

hi I liek gta post gta plz

>hit button to export vehicle for $12000
>game crashes

Do you pay in advance for the changes, or can you go into the creator and mess around first?

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It's not released yet but it's pictured here...Anyone got any of the model files of the FCR, so we can have a closer look please?

Have all the mad max vehicles been released or are they going to release some more over the month like they did with the bike update?

It seems you can cancel out at any time and not pay anything. I hit Esc too many times once and it said something like "Are you sure you want to quit? No money has been taken."

In advance and it takes the money even if you don't do any changes

SOON

>no Gunmetal Grey for R32

Why live.

What is the WORST looking R* modded export vehicle you have stolen so far?

>NPC tries to take a picture of my car without paying me
>unload a magazine into her

>make a blatant shitpost on the GTAV wiki months ago
>nobody has changed it

link pls

If it wasn't on new content or a character from singleplayer retards can't understand, it won't be found as long as you don't link it.

Why did the talk station in this game get replaced with a badly-written Laslow arguing with his frigid pterodactyl wife?

*unzips hydra*

Chakra attack is still good

>proper spic
dude it's literally 1 to 6, come on

Fuck you, you're making me test a technical gun vs a hydra at 3 AM.

fuck off furry

That's as close to an agreement as I'll get. Thank you both.

So is there any workaround for bugged vehicle missions or are you just fucked? No vehicle spawned when I tried to deliver it, quit to singleplayer and it was lost when I came back, so definitely don't do that.

hot

Those feet are fucking disgusting.

would destroy

No workarounds user, just collect vehicles for the moment and sell them whenever R* can be bothered to fix the game. They seem to glitch out a lot less on barely populated servers though, so maybe try and find a lobby with

Can we take a moment to appreciate the dank-ass music that came with this update?

youtube.com/watch?v=dofEigATqx0

youtube.com/watch?v=td86RB6B2RU

youtube.com/watch?v=BAyWH_kLims

>hoard high end vehicles
>they fix the bug
>and while they're at it, nerf the payout
you know it to be true

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Use the pearlescent glitch on matte grey nugga

is that Null?

how do you make good money doing crates solo

when i try to sell them in bulk, the game tells me to get some associates and you need to sell in bulk to make any real profit right?

3rd song is alright

SEVEN SHOTS
SEVEN FUCKING SHOTS
BEST DAKKA TRUCK

I'll be back later after I get new parts I swear

T H I C C

gross

I'm level 96. What's the fastest way to reach level 100 without doing crates?

dont ever mute me

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Sorry sweetheart, momma cat was busy yelling at the chinese. I'll give you ALL my attention next time.

>do piracy prevention
>scrubs come up to yacht in aqua technical
>snipe them out of it long before they get in range

Makes me feel warm inside knowing it was me who gave them their first taste of buyers remorse

>Buy a MC clubhouse.
>Get an old lady, a jukebox with four radiostations and no funny commercials, some missions, and some other shit you have to pay more for.

>Buy an Executive garage.
>You get a motherfucking batcave.
When will Rockstar stop refusing to acknowledge that poorfags are people too?

What's that? I couldn't hear you.

>buy poorfag operation
>expect lavish suite with cool features

I don't really know what you want here

Because the process of colored blips goes.
VIP > MC > CEO
And you forgot about VIP mode and work didn't you?

Well I mean all VIP becomes CEO work so it's not like anything is lost. The only thing changed between the 2 is losing the shitty 4 hour limit

GOD I FUCKING HATE THE XBOX COMMUNITY

ALL IT IS IS NIGGERS AND LITTLE KIDS

>Random nigger crew tries to kill me
>Kill all of them
>Take their car they stole and put it in my warehouse
>Ten seconds later get a message
>"cum outside bitch"
>"Why, so you can kill me as soon as I spawn?"
>After ten minutes of them waiting outside in their pink t20s and equipped with golden AKs they finally leave
>They activate ghost organization and come back
>Still kill all of them
>They start using RPGS and sticky bombs
>Send them a message
>I'm not going to waste time doing this if you don't know how to have a clean shootout
>"U trash nigga"
>"No, you're just bad so you have to resort to using explosives and splash damage"
>"Pusy as nigga"
>Says the one that uses explosives in a shootout
>he says "ply up"
> no idea what this means
>reply with "Sorry, I don't speak "nigga".
>they never respond


Why are black people so stupid? Can they even read? If you come up with a valid argument in any situation they just reply with something along the lines of

>"hurrr ogga boga bitch ass nigga dead a ass lmaoooo"

I hate black people so much. They are so ignorant and literally never can answer a question and just respond with what they think are "insults".

Please tell me it isn't like this on PC.

Is it worth the money to have a better gaming experience, game play and community wise?

Less mic usage
More likely to get strafed by a hydra or have a kuruma fly past you straight into a wall.
Actually I haven't seen many kuruma's lately, I blew up one the other night, mostly just soupers trying to scare with insurance costs.

Please! i'm still affected by the dirt I drank so let's blame that. Really you should just yell at me if i'm too far gone to notice anything.

>youtube.com/watch?v=BAyWH_kLims
>tfw too poor for warehouse and cant join this meme

I don't want lavish I just want cool. Give me an option to upgrade my bar wench, and a way to separate mural, wall color, and furniture color. Also I'd like to be able to summon my bikes while not acting as a president, and a better way to set my favorite bike.
Don't know I never really do that stuff. I occasionally get invited to orgs and all I do is either sit in a turret seat and kill everything that moves or chase helicopter/insurgent blips while the boss moves crates.

No niggers on PC. Lots of russians and chinese, though.

fuck it, any late night TT session? already wasted 2000 hours playing gta online and i dont want to grind anymore

>bought wastelander
>do its CEO work
>have to deliver vehicle
>vehicle I have to deliver is a Duke of Death

FUCK YOU R* YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WITH THIS AHHHHHHH

there is a space doker tho

Protip for you lads, know how the Ruiner 2000 you buy is shitty? Start its associated CEO work and you get the full strength one for 20 whole minutes of griefing. Should someone manage to destroy you, a brand new one respawns with you

GTA Series Videos is still the best.
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