/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, PAYDAY 2, and Scarface General

New chainsaw a shit edition.

Previous Chico DW heist: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ
store.steampowered.com/app/284430/
store.steampowered.com/app/330010/
youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYQ-dTyS9M
twitter.com/trashleyyxo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

1st for DON'T FUCK WITH ME

Second for the only heist track you'll need for the incoming dlc

youtube.com/watch?v=vT8OU5WtfkQ

I hope the break tbe rules son from the trailer is the loud song for the heist.

GUYS, RESTART YOUR STEAM

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- I Wasn't Even There (i_wasnt_even_there)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Saw Right Through You (daily_gears)
Brought to you by Wolf.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

i'll do it when you stop being tricky

C'mon buddy...

Game developers seem to be too aware of the term desire sensor

DON'T

FUCK

NIGGERS

BUDDY

UNLESS

new perk deck sounds fun and weapon

>Don't fuck niggers, buddy, unless new perk deck sounds fun

Well looks like I'm fucking niggers.

>store.steampowered.com/app/284430/
>store.steampowered.com/app/330010/

NO SERIOUSLY GUYS

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Jojo reference?

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Al Pacino can't pull off Scarface voice anymore, the best bet is that guy who did VA for the Scarface game.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYQ-dTyS9M

jojoke

Is there really a mod that replaces Bodhi with the Postal Dude?

>italian guy trying to imitate an italian guy imitating a cuban accent

Wouldn't mind him though

FQNT8-HI0AZ-J7X6J
A7Z3G-LGBXX-FHEQF
V67AP-7Y838-FJRCW
NZ8Q6-CTFYE-ZKPYT
M48DT-ZQLGR-JE38Q

More party hats? :-p

25th for Payday and anime living in harmony.

Already own it, what is it?

overkill your time is running out

It's best payday 2 dlc, you're really lucky to have it

thank you for the cancer, user

So what is it?

Thank you good gooood person!

Gage Anal Bleaching pack.

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PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack: LW77P-D2D7X-M7MTI
PAYDAY 2: Sydney Character Pack: 4T35L-CILHR-Z3VF0

Sit in my dick, cloaker.

>too slow
;_;

>LW77P-D2D7X-M7MTI
Thanks!

trashly waifu of the year

Fuck off muslims trans subhuman trash

wolf packs when?

>4T35L-CILHR-Z3VF0
Thank you for this!! Been wanting Anarchist. :)

Humble 2:
D8KZD-XKEKP-KXVFZ
A7H9A-9T95P-75P6I
R249N-772AH-VWYEM
G5BTI-J74J6-994Q9
XMD9F-E8J7A-NMJZK

Fuck off to /b/ you're not welcome here.

>he was too slow to redeem free DLC

You're not welcome here

>Not wanting free DLC codes
Damn, the jews really have their hooks in you, don't they

How many of these codes did they give you? Must have posted thousands by now.

>Overkill employee
>Community Manager
sounds like an unlimited amount of codes

WHEN CAN I FUCK SHIT UP AS TONY MONTANA
C'MON OVERKILL, YOU'RE BEING SLOW for the xth time

I already have all dlcs, all humble bundles, and mega clover, poorfaggo.

But Overjew's profits would go down, not gonna happen mate.

It's 1:30 PM central, what the fuck are you talking about

Releases this early are exceptions. Probably have another 2 hours or so.

So do I, what's your point

any E3 mask codes you whore?

OVK doesn't sell masks mate

I'm talking codes in general, nobody cares about some stupid party hat.

Stop shit-posting. This is why we can't have nice things.

Also: COP ;)

Starbreeze tried to sell subscription-based masks in PD:TH.

There's always the chance they'll come back.

I Just want this subhuman to leave

Post straight porn to scare it away.

why don't you leave?

Let me help you

leave the queen trashly alone

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>Pdg
>Subhuman posting codes and others begging for them

btw queen trashley is real
twitter.com/trashleyyxo

fuck off, i want free codes

>not being gay
What are you a fag

>2016
>not dating people of the same sex as you

what a faggot

What time did they update the scarface page yesterday? I just want to know if it's safe to make a quick lunch run or if I'll miss the happening.

Let me guess. You are a Trump supporter without a college degree. AmIRight?

>Trump supporter
No
>College degree
Sorta

Why would you awnser some closeminded liberal with a degree in genderstudies?

>awnser

>mfw when mild trump supporter currently studying Nano technologies

>Not an argument

>it's on the internet
>it's true
xddd

>implying it was intended as one

>/pdg/: Political Debate General

Thank you for correcting the record then.

Update around 1 hour from now.

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OVERKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

See, way too early for Overkill time. How new are you?

do you want a PDF of my thesis on Calchopyrite nano particles to enhance solar panel effeciency or something?

Please do.

>tell infamy 100 there's no pagers left
>he kills a guard anyway
>tell him to ecm chain and escape
>he just sits there next to the guard waiting for my ecm to run out
>he answers the pager
>"WTF WHY DID WE FAIL??!"

Shadow Raid in a nutshell

Not the guy you're talking to, but if you're offering to post one hell yes I want to see that.

Maybe he was new to stealth.

I'm III-57 and haven't done a single stealth heist.

I never got why they only release day 3 on the website at the moment that the update releases. It would be nice to see what was coming out before I was downloading it...

To lessen the time you're sitting there twiddling your thumbs while
>BUSY WRITING TO DISK

Get yourself a SSD.

Do you have Mendeley, so I can get those sweet,sweet citations?

Humble 1:
G7NK2-PKFMN-FZN5H
B45JN-I7EXW-6XRBP
0RPZV-AK643-ZGRFW
FLBFT-H8QXD-ND5HR
7G9E8-XQ7KL-8IJF0

>G7NK2-PKFMN-FZN5H
thanks

>7G9E8-XQ7KL-8IJF0
Thank you Ash - much appreciated!!

Don't ever thank Trashly. Just take from him, then insult him. It builds character and makes you a better human being.

Fuck, they're already gone. The only one I'm missing.

Why do you only give out codes when I'm not able to get to my computer to redeem them?

FLBFT-H8QXD-ND5HR
Got it.
Thanks