What's in the box?

Are you a dumb enough faggot to click on this and find out?

Back in five homies

The answer is always dragon dildos.

Miata parts for afagget

Something Initial D related?

Sure would be a real fuckin tiny dildo in that envelope...

'good god youre a cheeky faggot, post a little more so we can at least guess what it is

For scale...

A hint :^)

Enough jerking your tiny worthless dicks around.
Anyone here besides longpost guy have an old mercedes sl?

Oooh bated breath

These are top latches for a convertible

Thing is, they ain't for an sl.

goddamn miata fag. called it

Here's the old ones in the car...

Further out. Follow the light.

Further still
So close...

BOOM BITCH

IT WAS TOYOTA ALL ALONG
Fuck dio burando

fukkin sikk piece of machinery u got there m8

Who wants to see the next box?

Second box is something from China. I can recognize that yellow chink wrapping from a mile away

Yup.
Here's the other box. No need to thank me for not actually opening it :^)

Does that vacuum cleaner have a headlight?

OP, where do you live?

Yup. How else are you going to shine your high beams in Takumi's rearview mirror on the touge?

Boxes tho.
Computer parts!
Plus some other stuff. Hold on to your titties.

Look, a laptop even!

Shouldve got a thinkpad

Oh, and there's also a Mercedes multiplexer in there too I guess :^)

Both box and lappy got the piss beat out of them, though...
Broken screen latch

Not even a ThinkPad would have an easy time with this sort of beating. Dumb cunts used a single layer of cardboard+a bit of bubble wrap.
c h i n k e d

Let's hope it fires up

Hello world c:

WHOA WUT
DELL MAKES TOUGHBOOKS CONFIRMED

Hope you aren't expecting much else tonight. I gotta find out how to actually use this fucking thing first, THEN I'll play around with a car.

semirelated fun fact, there is an "atg" version of that laptop, lit. the bodykitted fiero of computing

> they sent a laptop bag that says lenovo on it
:^/
P.S. The car I'll be playing with may contain a v12
Stay thirsty for dick, my friends.

Why you gotta shittalk Dio tho bro


He's the best, man

We have that same vacuum my mom bought off a door to door salesman in the mid 90's.