/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

ebin

>Be 19
>Little sister is 10
>She always sit on my lap
>She bounce and giggle all the time
>Once i got a boner
>She notices
>She says "I always loved you the most in our family"
>She place her hands on my cheek and looks me deep in the eyes
>"I want to play a game with you big brother"
>"Uh, okay?"
>"Let's play doctor, i want to see that lump in your pants
>It can't be helped, whips out penis
>She starts sucking on it
>She's a bit violent and clumsy
>Suddenly bites too hard
>Start bleeding
>She continues, sucking the blood
>Turns out she's a vampire
>Realize she's trying to kill me because she was born evil
>Cums the hardest beam right in her mouth
>She scream "ONII-CHAN! KISAMA!"
>She blows up
>The the beam continues and makes a hole in the roof
>Parents fall down from second floor
>They see me sitting there, pants on ankle, cum everywhere
>"No more chinese cartoons for you, young man!"
>mfw i haven't been able to watch any anime for a month

>"No more chinese cartoons for you, young man!"
You're 19, you don't have to listen to their shit.

>go to see a movie alone
>I'm couple minutes late, the trailers are about to end
>As I walk into the theater, the whole crowd turns to look at me
>One of them yells "HOLY SHIT, HE'S ALONE!"
>Whole theater laughing hysterically as i take my seat.
>Calls of "weirdo," "creeper," etc.
>Want to die
>After the movie, the entire audience mobs me in the hallway
>They start throwing their drinks and candy and stuff at me
>"HAHA LOOK AT THE LOSER GETTING STICKY"
>Ushers come by
>They look mad but then they see me in the middle of the crowd
>One of them says "wait, did that fucker come here alone?"
>Ushers join in, start using supersoakers to shoot artificial butter at me
>I'm lying in the fetal position sobbing at this point
>The dancing and chanting continues for over 13 hours
>I'm completely covered in soda, butter, and bits of candy
>Black guy goes NIGGA LOOKS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE
>Crowd finally disperses
>Cinema manager comes by
>Leans down, whispers in my ear "never come here alone again."
>All I can do is whimper yes sir.

...

>Anonymous 12/15/16(Thu)21:22:04 No.162841701 ▶
>
> >"No more chinese cartoons for you, young man!"
> You're 19, you don't have to listen to their shit.

So true though, all that stuff is all WAYYY overpriced. I actually have a whole bit about it in my standup act. I was at the movies the other day and the girl behind the counter asks me if I want to upgrade my popcorn from a Jumbo to a Mondo and says it's only 10 cents more. I'm like, "well I already paid through the nose for the Jumbo so what's 10 cents more?" So I get it and she says "wait a moment" and comes around the counter and hands me, and I kid you not, a bathtub full of popcorn. I mean this thing came with its own dolly. She asked if I wanted butter and I go "thanks, but I actually want to live to see the whole movie."

No, but I love going to the movies. It's always a fun time. The only thing I don't love about it is the guy in back of me who decides it's a good idea to put his feet on the back of my seat. Apparently I'm like a magnet for these guys because I always have one in back of me everytime I go. I guess the back of my head must just have a big neon sign on it with an arrow pointing down that says "FREE FOOTREST!"

No but really I'm a pretty non-confrontational guy, I probably would never call that guy out. In fact, sometimes I think I'm too non-confrontational. I swear, a guy could come up to me, call me scumbag, punch me in the stomach, call my mom a whore, spit in my face, steal my wallet, and key my car and I'd pretend I was texting someone and didn't notice. Now if he stole my phone, that'd be a different matter.
...I'd have to pretend I was asleep!

Goodnight, everyone!

turks are based

what's going on here

>get it in my head to put on makeup to see what I would look like
>go out and buy $30 of whatever I can find at the walmart across town
>decide to go all the way and buy a bunch of women's clothing
>ignoring stares to the best of my ability as I buy the stuff
>get back to apartment
>hands shaking
>figure out how to work the bra straps
>AA-cup bra barely fits
>try to put on panties
>flaccid dick too big to comfortably fit into panties, stuff it up the side
>put on modest knee-length skirt
>pull tank top on
>it doesn't feel erotic, just right
>feel little tears for some reason
>clumsily apply makeup after tears stop
>go through a lot of toilet paper trying to put on mascara
>finally done
>go to floor-to-cieling mirror in bedroom
>eyes immediately jump to my broad shoulders, defined adam's apple, jutting chin, and my thick, manly jaw
>start crying and fall to the floor as I realize I will never be a pretty girl or even a passable trap, just an ugly drag queen
>pull off clothes after shuddering sobs lessen
>mascara's run all down my cheeks and left spots on the carpet
>lie in the shower and rub at my face until the rest comes off
>throw clothes, makeup, and recipts in the trash
>old woman next door knocks on my door and asks if I'm OK because of how loudly and long I've been crying
>tell her I'm fine between sobs, just having a bad day

I mean I guess thanks for using my infopic but why are you such a huge faggot and make threads so early

AHAHA CRY more you fucking sensitive fucking 7 year old dick sucking faggot racism is actually allowed in the usa you fucking enslaved african nigger european dad fucking kike gook chink spic heeb towel headed suicide bombing beaner negro white trashed inbred coon redskinned queer if you cant handle it kill urself before its too late and shit i dont know how u sucked ur dads dick persuading him u fucking bitch ass pussy crybaby fag grow some fucking nuts oh wait the only way you can get some if they surgically paste some on ur virgin faggot vagina run little faggot run like always haha thats why ur family is bankrupt little fucker only a fucking faggot anti social bitch ass pussy irl would put his actual location on the internet no wonder ur always getting bullied in game you fucking moose fucking sap sucking bitch ass nigger boy prince HAHAHAHA made bitch angry faggot.ur proof that ur a wannabe jap gook chink that watches gay furry porn gay cowboy sexing hentai everyday in ur cave fortress chamber after u get bullied all day for being a faggot whiteboy wannabe nigger bitch crying all day fucking faggot 24/7 now thats what fucking happens to little bitch boy baby faggot ill enjoy feasting on your flesh irl you fucking faggot slave you deserve to be hanging on my trees you fucking monkey, getting LYNCHED from my apple tree hahah fucking e-warrior meet me irl ill make sure you NEVER make it back to your fucking dungeon chamber cave tomb vietnamese rathole you call your bedroom you stupid illiterate piece of shit nigger

WHAT IS THIS SHITTY NEW INFOPIC
OLD ONE OR BUST
REEEEEEEEE

...

...

>more than 90 seconds between each post
This is honestly kind of sad

Still easy as piss?
Still easy as piss.
War was literally on automode.
Amerifat offensive non-existant.
Allied offensive non-existstant (yes, they joined the allies even though I was factionless. Too scared of poor canacucks)

>he's afraid of change
>he doesn't like anything but Victoria with HPM
>he has autism
We finally managed to stir things up a bit in this shit general

Raise the flags of t./gsg/!

>when you max out the sliders for both Italy and Japan and even give a small boost to germany but the axis is still incompetent as fuck

Playing as the USSR in HoI4 is there any amount of units I should aim for or should I just continuously shit them out?

Like should I aim to say have, 200 inf, 150 mech, 100 armoured or somethnig?

>we
I'm not part of your retarded circlejerk, I was just tired of seeing literally what mods and 5+ missing DLC in the list.

holy fuck is that blue beret guy Trudeau?

t. inspect element pro

What do you think lads?

Your character should look greek not ar*b

>fuck off this isint bible class
What did he mean by this?

Why does the Middle East look like oily soup?

He is Levantine with a Ethiopian grand grand mom.

Good start but you have a long way to go

don't change anything, ethiopians are white

pls respond

>HoI4
stopped reading there

USSR is babby mode so just play and learn the game and you'll figure it out on your own quick enough

>playing anything but artilerry spam
Megalul

>there
stopped reading there

You only have a fraction of the promised land goy.

Nah, it's this dudester

how does ming fall in eu4?

>stopped reading there
And this is what tipped me off that your a moron.

>your a moron.

how to make it jewish the fastest way?

Is having an airforce useful in hoi3? It's a pain in the ass to manage, seems like putting the IC and research into ground and naval units would be more useful and at best you would only need a few interceptors to deal with strategic bombers or for a critical enemy push with CAS.

This: Is it what tipped me off that you're a moron?

ahh ive had it up to here with the memese ! desu lads

Also are carriers a must to dominate the seas or can I just make a shitload of BBs and DDs?

>Rhodesia is fascist Zimbabwe

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

...

>This: Is it what tipped me off that you're a moron?
This is what tipped me off that you'r a moron.

The post wasn't that funny to me.

W&B

Yes, it was sad.

It's hilarious. It just shows so beautifully how retarded hoi4's Fash, Dem, Com or "Unaligned" is.

AND THIS LAND AND ALL ITS PEOPLE \ WILL NE'ER DISAPPEAR

...

Based

Except they disappeared

whitey BTFO

Is Football Manager grand strategy?

Thinking of doing a >Mega campaign, any suggestions for start nations and objectives?

>?
stopped reading their

From eu:rome to east vs west? Start as the romans and recreate actual history to the best of your ability.

>their

Forgot about EU:Rome. That would be worth trying but
>realistic worlds

>Trying to create a tribal empire
>Jew out 8000 prestige by savescumming
>Need one more kingdom
>Go for Bohemia
>Ruler dies every other month because he's 85 years old
>Take >50% of the lands
>Try to create the title
>Can't do it while Greater Moravia exists
What the hell do I do with all that prestige now

get the Assyrian or Aramean culture from a mod and create a neo-Assyrian empire

Recreate the Finnish empire

>At the request of liege in 3660, I, Cl traveled to St. Louis as his delegate to the Papacy. Six years later, after having converted to Catholicism, I lead a small army to displace Stirling Leitner, called Bishop of Gasconade - now heretic and Evangelical. At the request of the Pope, Grand Duchess Sarah allowed the territory to pass from her realm and return to the Papacy under my ducal guidance on the 13th of July in the year 3666 of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Inspired by everyone else I am going to do a play through of CK2 after the end.

Remove Islam and the Arabic culture in their entirety.

The ages/splendor mechanic shit paradox is adding to eu4 is shit

Both at the same time.

>...shit Paradox is adding to EU4...is shit
took you long enough

Almost every mechanic they have added to eu4 has been shit. They need to go back and improve the existing ones rather than tacking more shitty shallow ones on top.

Make a Midwestern Catholic empire desu

So, Christian Assyrian blob in the Middle East before switching to How easy is it to mod in cultures?

>Acadien in the Mid West

why not just go Cajun

Wasn't the point of institutions to represent basically the same thing that the new ages mechanic does? And institutions is a lot better to show how dynamic the spread of new ideas and stuff is, not everything happens all at once

You can get Assyrian from Gloria Regni or Lux Invicta and just copy+paste from the cultures file in one of those mods to the vanilla file

Institutions have a huge number of problems though and do a terrible job of simulating anything at all.
It is baffling that the faggots at Paradox all sat around looking at this mechanic and decided that it was complete and ready to release.

There's already an Assyrian culture in HIP

>It is baffling that the faggots at Paradox all sat around looking at this mechanic and decided that it was complete and ready to release.
No it really isn't. It's selling just fine is it not?
Honestly if I were a business owner trying to milk profits instead of caring about a game this is exactly what I would do.

Will become Sedevacantist at some point.

Wanted to be real French™.

i wish there was an open-source community-developed GS engine, or a GS game developed by two autistic twins full time like DF

Is Après Moi, Le Déluge a good mod?

Why not just mod in your own custom Galloamerican culture, then? Something like 'Illinois'

No

Someone just put it in the OP as a joke and no one has bothered to remove it since

What emails work for CS.RIN?

Literally on my 3rd email with no confirmation sent yet (one live two gmail)

Whatever happened to wargames general? No one posting in it? Recently been playing Ultimate General Civl War and I'm emjoying it. I like the AI and the challenge but it feels a bit historically inaccurate since the game doesn't go based off historical figures for battles but by changing a few things based on your army strength.

Nope,neither is Napoopan mod

no one cares

Might do that. Not sure on the name.

Why is it not good?