No one got my stupid joke all day :(
If Jesus drove a car, what would it be?
Christopher Ramirez
James Lewis
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Julian Flores
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Aaron Green
He did exist, it's the fact that god did/ does not exist
Luke Cook
you are one stupid fuck
Luke Gray
Sorta kek'd
Should be a floating Accord
Joseph Torres
Should it have coconuts on it?
Jacob Gray
boo
David Rogers
foxbody Mustang
Colton Bell
Ford Econoline. Why? Well, the guy was a carpenter. He needed a lot of room to put his tools and supplies and shit. Table saws, chop saws, nail guns and 4x8 sheets of plywood take up a lot of fucking room in a vehicle.
Then, later when he went on tour, he had a bunch of groupies, 12 to be exact. He could put the seats back in the Econoline, and everyone cold get to the gig in one vehicle.