HEY YOU FUCKFACE

>can't afford any non-shit cars without pulling 7 figures
define "non shit car"
>autobahn is all traffic, speed-limited or has retards who can't handle their speed
During rushhour indeed, but most of the time.
>when the stars allign and you have a traffic-free, unlimited autobahn wow, you can go fast in a straight line, that doesn't get old fast.
I do that at least twice a week.
>224km/h
That isn´t unusual here.
>Lüge nicht, Deutschland ist Scheiße zum fahren.
Only if you drive during the wrong time.

>define "non shit car"
Affording basically anything beyond a base model C class/3 series. I've noticed in general with Europe nobody has anything interesting; it's all generic hatchbacks or base model luxury cars. Occasionally maybe a 997 911 but that's it
>That isn´t unusual here.
It is when aforementioned cars can barely hit 130mph
>Only if you drive during the wrong time.
Most people tend to not commute at 4am

>being aggressive at the gym is acceptable behavior

I don't even.

What does being sober have to do with anything

>BMW 3-series
They are called Türkenporsche or Dönercorvette here since they are mostly driven by kebabs, most cars driving fast on the Autobahn are sedans or wagons you get as a company car, usualy they drive something between 220 and 250 km/h.
Company Cars are popular here because of tax benefits.
Also large cars aren´t as popular in germany as in burgerland.
I usually drive on sunday evening and friday early afternoon and don´t usually have to slow down.

>go to gym
>never been aggressive, usually just depressed
Do liberals now think I'm doing it wrong?

There's definitely a lot of sport around driving. Like I get what the ad is trying to say but it's just wrong.

>I see more cops on the road than I saw before

Have to make those year-end quotas. Or the city council might cut next year's budget.

too bad the autobahn are in not in good condition still not as bad as the Belgium ones but kinda close

Good thing racing is

people easily could afford better cars, but most people aren't car people so they just get 'something new that looks nice and takes very few money to operate'
means: low fuel consumption and cheap insurance rates, even if they could afford better.

>What is transfer weight forward and straighten wheels
Please tell me you don't drive if you're this retarded

>motorsports aren't a thing
>exercising requires aggression
Fucking kek.

You'd think at least there'd be someone not as painfully ignorant during the process of designing and approving that thing. Or maybe it was a hug box committee. Meh.

Yeah it's allover the place at my work. I'm a medical delivery guy.

Drunk driving is against the law fyi

>why don't you have a sobriety tattoo

Driving is a sport and there are too litle chances and places to participate

Fuck you Minnesota

I don´t know what you are talking about, the road is in perfect condition on the part I drive.
The other roads (not Autobahn) sometimes are shit.

People who tailgate and chop in and out of lanes to weave through traffic cause less traffic than peolle who drive cautiously?

Speeding does not necessarily mean you weave in and out of traffic.

I speed constantly but I never do that shit.

>People who tailgate and chop in and out of lanes to weave through traffic
>implying you have to do this in order to go 5mph over

we only have to do that when slow cunts like you are in the way

i went once and the road was kinda noisy and not the smoothest too
guess depends which ones

>sport=aggression
MDPS confirmed for manlet nosports

That's not how you do it...
You just push the clutch in, mash the throttle and dump the clutch near redline.

>people who go with traffic are safer than people who are too pussy to do the speed limit*
ftfy

This. Doing 80mph with 100% of your focus is a lot safer than doing 20mph on the phone. Speed doesn't kill, not paying attention does. Look at all the people that run over people in parking lots at 1mph...

>going to the gym is a sport

>only on a few stretched of crowded highway.
>get caught speeding elsewhere and get your car gets crushed and license revoked.
>car will fail it's bi-weekly inspection because of a pinhole sized rust spot
>unlimited speed is pointless when the average person can only afford a 70hp diesel.

>safetycucks

Did those scary bodybuilders disturb your yoga class or something, faggot?

LMFAO!!!

>driving is not a sport
>therefore it's SHIT and you're not allowed to do it spiritedly and enjoy yourself

What the FUCK is Minnesota's problem???

>don't go to the gym

>mfw Americans talking shit about German highways
As a European who moved from Belgium to Cali, US highways are absolute dogshit and the way you guys drive makes we want to kill myself on the daily

>only on a few stretched of crowded highway
I used to frequent Berlin, about 3/4 of the trip was unlimited, nice try though
Granted, the frequency of roadworks is pretty annoying

Cali is a shithole. Don't judge a country by living in it's asshole.

Those stretches of unlimited speed highways are almost pointless when your country is so small.

>implying the asshole of america isn't North Dakota

hush flyover state, we have GOAT roads

do eet faggot I need to get off the comp anyways.

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>absolutely shit drivers who are also huge cunts
>worst traffic in the nation
>but our roads are so wide!
california is literally the worst state. the only reason your dumbass roads are so big is because your shitty libtard government spends 180% of what it taxes out of its asshole citizens, and even with 12-lane highways you retards still end up with total standstill traffic.

Where I drive it is mostly without speed limit.
Usualy cars here have way more than 70hp.

True statement but potentially fallacious conclusion.
If people who regularly drive 5mph over slowed down 5mph, they'd likely cause even fewer accidents.
Likewise, if the people who usually drive 5mph under sped up, they might very well cause more accidents.

shitters gonna shit

>Obeying the law that separates us from niggers/monkeys = slow cunt

Great logic

snitches in ditches. how can you narc when ya dead?

Traffic cams and police work eventually you will be caught and buttfucked