Open car door

>Open car door
>car won't accelerate

It's so your retarded ass can't run yourself over

I'm more smarter then you so fuck off

If you were so smart you wouldn't have made the thread.

> More smarter
He's trolling yoi, fucking retard.

>right passenger door wont lock
>just changed oil
>what do?

>changed wiper blade
>tire falls off
I just can't fucking win

>being this angery that I'm smarter thin you are

>angery
>thin

Now your just trolling. Fuck off before i beet you up.

The fuck?... Modern cars do this now?

Newcar cucks BTFO yet again

>pull parking brake
>car wont park itself

Yea beat those nutrients into him

>went through carwash
>flywheel disengagesd

Mighty kek

Just locked my doors and now they won't open? What the fuck???

>plastidip fake wheels
>passenger window clunks when going up

Fuck

>Shift into R on highway hooning for racing mode
>gearbox flies out the window

>open trunk
>shit I'm holding doesn't jump inside

>push brake pedal
>IT PUSHES BACK

Not sure who's baiting who at this point

>open door
>car doesn't grab me and put me inside

>moon car
>it doesn't blush

>shift into neutral
>radio has left and right political views

> read dumb post
>reply to it