/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

that santa is really cute i would date her and offer her fried chicken

Haru stands out from that keychain set.

All of those are Idols with established pokeymen/mascot companions.

Nanami with Nanamifish
Eve with Blitzen
Yuki with Nekoppy
Akiha with the Usadroids
Yuu with Akky

Seeing Haru with just a ball feels weird. Better choices would be Seira with Wanko or Koharu with Hyou-kun.

That's /llsifg/, also get the fuck out.

Mahiro I see you.

It's okay man, I won't judge your fetishes.

Well, if a robot counts, why not a ball?

It's okay man, we know you come from that cuck thread, now you must return there.

You okay there?

Why they are so assblasted?

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Nah, I've been here longer than you cuck, I'll stay.

Not like he's wrong with his statement or anything.

Just don't reply to him, they're dying anyway.

I'm only asking.

My wife

Your wife is 14 years old.

She's not your wife.

Just making some meta for my own amusement.

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I'll make you my wife, nerd.

GO TO BED YOU LITTLE SHIT

>pretending to be him
You're just as bad, stop bringing up meta all the time.

You're so evil, I like it.

but isn't she already in her bed, technically

No thanks, I already have a very loving wife who I love too.

Sana let's fug

I know, am I great?

Positive feedback loop forming.

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my hands are so cold

Yeah it gets really annoying when ERPers start sucking off each other.

This is your date for tonight.

There's a time for lewd and there's a time for video games.

i'd take her sister if possible

Rin is my wife.
Always.

And the time is now.

My cold

get out dooky

Everyone does it.

Man, they're really going at it today.
This calls for drastic measures.

How do you feel about the attached image?

But I'm already in a romantic relationship with her, ergo to say she is my date is logically redundant.

Blue banana

Who is the banana idol?
Do we have a banana idol?

Hard mode: Voiced idols only

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Chieri a shit.

My banana.

kill yourself senpai

Chinatsu could probably still fit that role seeing how she terrifies Reina.

I want to put my banana in you Natalia

Just climb the fucking idol tower, senpai.

No

What are you even on about?

Teasing and cuddling material.

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Get on with the times, non. Koharu has been in the game for a while now.

You know, for being part of L.M.B.G., there is hardly anything little about Mary when compared to most of the members of that unit.

Also, more Theaters.

During the early days of CG, there were a lot of strange conceptualizations going around. Thoughts of crossovers and anime seasons, bound and tied to the original girls. Strange, but interesting. And certainly not all bad.

That's some pretty interesting meta conversation bait I guess.

How are they all so huggable?

We need more Mary material.

Kaede with Ami and Mami was a simpler time.

How is that meta?

So here's the thing. Rin's appearance with the flower bouquet was for the anniversary this year, and Mio's box shenanigans was last year. And Uzuki's shoulder massage coupons was for the year before that.

But this Theater implies that it all happened in the same day.

Ah damn it, this is my fault for trying to make sense out of Mobamasu timeywimey lunacy. At least Deresute has a tangentially more sensible setting.

Ahhh, the good ol' days.

You can't be serious.

Squirrels actually have better memory than most animals.

At least, that's what National Geographic told me.

I still remember when people thought Sachiko was a trap.

Mary you're my reckless cutie

Well, Mio's card didn't have a theater, so they might have just linked her card with Rin's for one theater. Uzuki's one could be them just referring to the past incident.

Kana I'm giving you cute notebooks for Christmas.

Fun little fact.

In the 4th Panel, the wording in Uzuki's thoughts was: "愛をこめて..."

I'm surprised she didn't break into song there.

The way to be great friends is truly in cooking said friends.

And finishing up with Semi-Dead Stars.

Squirrels don't like rocks.

i'd have necrosex eri

Wink!

>In the 4th Panel, the wording in Uzuki's thoughts was: "愛をこめて..."

I don't get it.

Lyrics from S(mile)ing.

ずっと歌うよ

Rika is showing more thigh than the other l@lis. That slut.

>Ai's shout literally short-circuited Erika

Still a weapon of mass destruction I see.

Transformation call for Awakened Dooky.

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>Syoko so mindbroken by the P that she's willing to sacrifice her friends to literal devils like main Reds.

Fucking P's man. Not even once.

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I remember that.
It was a good theory.

Wow not losing time.

Delicious thighs. I wonder how she'd react to them being rubbed.

indeed

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>that blush
Rika is a good girl.

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>How are they all so huggable?

Purity.