Dota 2 General - /d2g/

HOHOOOOO YOU FOUND ME

what if if he looks at you youre stunned ?

Adelaide?

what if monkey king could transform into a tower

I haven't been following the updates too closely, does making illusions still make the game shit the bed?

Dumb frog poster no one cares about +2 attributes here

adelaide

Monkey King is an extremely balanced hero totally not overpowered because valve wants to sell arcanas.

18th for why did they do this to the game

What if my dick could turn into a dick with your ass wrapped around it

what if when your ancient explodes monkey king could transform into it and as long as he is transformed the game goes on

Monkey King feels kind of weak right now, I think he should be able to transform into a working fountain.

post feet

I doubt you could handle my ass, user

>it's in the works for an arcade game
No, I'm not talking about a custom game in the DotA 3 client. I'm talking about being able to fully play the game as it was pre-v7.00 on underground servers using software that was created by reverse-engineering the client and network protocol that DotA 2 uses.

wtf

Shitty patch

more?

This is what valve wants desu. They hate farming.

K-KISAMA

i love this patch

I just realised they've completely removed hero alignments on the pick screen.

That's bad. Dire should play dire. And radiant shud play radiant

Guys guys hear me out just hear me out what if BKB can you used on your allies

but why would you want to block your allies spells

gif related, you on the left, me on the right

Omni does it.

Guys guys hear me out just hear me out what if Boots were a sharable item

what if I hate teamfights

Play LeL

>Veeky Forums gaming

What if you died if you ran out of mana?

wtf I love split pushing now

Then the last game of this kind that wasn't just a glorified "hero arena brawler" has jumped the shark, and you'll probably want to find a different kind of game to play.

is there a spanish toon?

stormspirit

monkey king?

dotard dick

dotard butt

What are the most fun heroes of 7.00?

your boypussy

>being this mad about losing your free circlets
lmao

Guys chink ceremony the best ceremonies
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Depends on your idea of fun.
Puck for me.

Do you tell people you play dota? I don't, I'm too ashamed

do it slut

Why would anyone ever fight for bounty rune anymore

why do people bring these fucking bottles everywhere, ive seen grown men drink out of these for gods sake just get a normal fucking waterbottle

MORE money

i'm not a slut

they like xenoestrogen

I can't tell that I've played 11000+ hours of a video game.

Because they're reusable, and you can put ice in there too. Not that hard to figure out.

think ur gay m8

What happened to Tucker+Ar1se+Sing streams

What a literal qt.

Tucker is too cool now.
Ar1se is too busy fucking 15 year olds.

>UI still doesnt' make a difference between BONUS/BASE armor/damage

voe is my gf

>Ar1se is too busy fucking 15 year olds.
elaborate?

why do dotards hate change?

>have to hover over le minimalist lol hud to see your spell damage amp
>it has raw attack speed numbers there for some reason
epic Valve

HP/MANA BARS ARE STILL REALLY FUCKING SMALL AND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN.REEEEEEEEEEEEE

he fucks girls that are 15 years old a lot of time so he is busy

>REALLY FUCKING SMALL

are people actually blind or some shit this is literally so fucking easy to see

wat didn't u understood?

That's not a 15 year old.

i wanted to know what she looked like. is das really her?

It is tho

15 year old girls do not look like that and they certaily don't dress like that.

1. She is 15 year old.
2. They dress like that.

i dont know why but clothes on the floor always trigger me
she's probably degenerate slut

I see you woke up from a 50 year coma.

Good for him

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>+150% walrus punch crit
>500% crit on walrus punch
Holy fuck this sounds fun.

>tfw spend a whole day edging

It feels great but the big mess ain't worth it.

When did this become socially acceptable? (((Who's))) behind this?

People have been breeding and fucking around for thousands of years at around age of 15

^^^this but on TA's body

dota 2 references:
>poetry, literature and mythology
>physics
>classic dota-specific memes
league references:
>modern culture
>weaboo shit
>freshest internet memes

really makes you think

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is there anyone who make videos about this game? like 3klikphilip in csgo

ppddota

>tfw playing against lvl 25 OD with like 65 stolen int

Uhhh... I-Icefrog, I thought you were gonna nerf le bad news man...

Slardar is mine.

Mine!

ENDURANCE RUN

only 90s kids remember this

I'm here

remember to stay hydrated and sit up straight

also don't throw away your young life on video games and end up in a dead end job you hate to perpetuate an existence of things and nice apartments when you'd be just as happy sleeping outside

haha! love this patch :)

so many epic teamfights! :)