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FAQ
>where do I look up tanks
tanks.gg
>how do I find people to platoon with
join the Veeky Forums chat channel in game

NOT FURRY

Which is the active thread now?

This, or → ?

This thread has the lowest digits and was posted in the last thread first so ti's the real thread

remove normie from premises

Boxes everywhere

>Remove normie.
>Get tendies

Beep beep, comfiest scout coming through :^)

im so glad the weeb gene will die off soon

God cuck TDs are such fucking punching bags and I'm not even playing a tank wit 122mm gun

It's been confirmed that the most handsome wotgee is an weeboo normie so you're wrong.

Are you implying that he will be raped?

I got so many GBPs for making the thread about Mommy.

I am gonna be swimming in tendies for days.

And foot cummies :^)

I LOVE MY MOMMY

I'd fug him.

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>normie
He has a job and is a functioning member of society?

Also weebs need to die.

>all the lowe fags coming out the woods post patch

I have a job and am a functioning member of society.

How do you think I pay for my house rig and internet.

>He has a job and is a functioning member of society?
No, he fugs qties on a regular basis

All weebs will be coming in the gaschamber, come day of the rope

>He thinks weebs are going to be on the wrong side of the rope.

No weebs allowed

Anyone buying IS-2?

already have it from last year, i never play it but the BiA crew was put to good use.

I NEED that mod. Where to get it, m8?

Benefits

Oldskool's Promod Pack. It's in there.

Alex Jones ain't no weeb, fuck off chad

No I don't want govt handouts.

I am not a useless faggot.

>only II class

I thought you have claimed benefits though

>his wn8 starts with 1000

The only one I claim is tendies.

And those are given in love.

They put chemicals in the water that turn the FROGS WEEB.

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>open game up
>everyone in my friend list is dead

cute tank

have you got female crew members already?
do they come pretrained or can you choose which tank/profession they have?

to whoever is the tard handler of the >war blunder poster on /wtg/ you need to do your fucking job

Pretrained

you can't choose anything, can't even opt out of sameface

well that sucks

>i just realized that they give you the female crew for the tier 1
is wg retarded

You can retrain them for any Swedish tank though.

News at 11

that girl in the upper right looks like a bull dyke

That isnt a girl.

cute!

i know and that is what i want to do
its just that the crew layout lacks a gunner for the heavy line
i guess i have to waste some gold on it

What will be the Advent tonks tomorrow and on Sunday?

This guy was having some real bad luck last night.

that's just a russian tank on one shot of health

YOU CAN PICK YOUR REWARD TANK NOW

pinkpokemon.png

did anyone else notice they are basically selling the sweedish girl crews to people? cause i am sure some people will just buy the ornaments

the 121b is so shitty dammm

So the only prizes you get as far as free cuck tree tanks are all TDs or did I just manage to roll TD 10 times in a row.

only TD line

Pretty lame then.

heard you wanted csgo & overwatch lootboxes in your tonkytonk game

rot in the garage you go

why is WG so obsessed with their new swedish TD when the medium/heavy tech tree is much better?
I just wanted discount for the heavy tanks ;_;

the answer is in the question

Only slightly related to the thread but.

What is the shelf life of a fully cooked pizza in the frig? Could you just buy like 10 pizzas and put them in there at the 1st of each month for your off meals when you dont feel like cooking?

3-5 days in the fridge
months if kept in freezer

50b winter clan camo best clan camo.

the only other tank it looks decent on is the STB-1 so far.

Should last for half a year easy in the freezer

dont do this it creates mustard gas

So can clamwars camo only be applied to tier 10s?
I got two camo sets, one of just a dumb looking grey for M60 only, and the winter one.

5 days. hmm. I have never seen pizza go bad but I have never known a pizza to last 5 days with out getting eaten. I do know at 3 days there is no degradation of quality. Even 24 hours with out refrigeration there is no loss in quality. I suppose somewhere in there mold will start to grow. I guess freezer is the only way to go.

grey one is exclusively for M60
winter one you can put it on whatever

Yeah well, you create mustard gas every time you open your fat mouth

Be careful with that shit, nigga. I've forgotten corner-store-bought burritos in the fridge for a few months and ate them while drunk, and was puking all night.

It didn't seem to let me apply it to anything but tier 10s, which is why I asked.

>going to watch Rogue One tonight
>log in and get 1 day free premium time
>don't know how to explain to my gf that I have to play tanks tonight

if only I never played this game

>going to watch Rogue One tonight
good goy

Aside form the autoloaders what are some good Swedish tanks?

103b is actually bretty gud

>rogue one
but why
there are some decent alternatives
I saw Arrival yesterday, those aliens were qt as fuck

I thought this tank was going to be terrible but 2000 dpm does speak volumes. Cant wait to get in to my proper heavies though.

I want to watch that one but gf is a normie star wars fan

Tanks will be more rewarding than watching 2 hours of liberal subplots.

The tier 10 TD? What about the lower tiers?

>out of free exp
>gotta grind through lago
>remember why i dont play tier 4

fucking hell sweden, stop with these shit tonks

Man I can't wait to get cancer again next year

I'm having a problem with the invite codes telling me that I've reached the usage limit for the code. Do they not work anymore?

103b is actually a pre-nerfed hellcat with armor (situational) at tier10.

Tier8 might have some uses if you play competitive.

Everything else is garbage compared to equivalent counterpart.

2800+, right?

reddit one doesn't

what are these codes for?

>7 (26)
Crashing my WR with no survivors, 2 days in a row.

great missions WG

No, to anything. I just use the winter camoes on T10s mostly. The m60/907/vk/e6 veteran camoes are tank unique though.

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source?

this christmas shit is hella confusing lads

>when her face looks like ass too

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>get the swede girls in just a few hours of playing

quality mission ty
selling the ""decorations"" required for 80 bucks, not so fast WG

WOTREDDIT is currently invalid but it is getting fixed, I don't know about the other one.

is EU1 dying?