/twg/ - Total Weed General

elf faggots not even once

woa back off

The campaign is shit but the battles are great. Thanks for the post.

The Phoenix king does not need to smite you personally for justice to be delt you welk

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>got into TW:Arena alpha
>process of creating Wargaming account gets fucked up, my account is created but cannot log into it
>alpha code is lost and servers are up temporarily this weekend
Fucking Slavs

Can Beastmen and Manmen ever get along?

Why is Vlad so rude?

>lore of metal

What's that confederation mod everyone seems to keep mentioning?

It's called being alpha. Slay him if you cannot handle the bants.

Wow my Vampire hero has the same abilities as my Wood Elf caster tree hero.
such depth and uniqueness

I don't want to see Belegar KISSING goblins.

manny keeps fucking up

What's the worst new /twg/ meme?

Everything related to Warhammer except goblin memes.

I don't want see belegar IN BED with the goblins

Probably that faggot that keeps on stealing my name, or 'elf mounter'

That maze Dolores one.

I dunno what others use, but I picked this up because of the wood elves. steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=364360&searchtext=confederation
There's a few versions of it, I use "some racial confeds".

Anything where one person keeps posting the same shit every thread

Who is the cutest LL?

Durthu

Welf posting, but thank god that ended with the release and how bad they were compared to goblins and dorfs

But that's what a meme is

Anyway this one gets my vote. Even recent bad memes like Gobbo archers or kissing goblins gets some replies now and then.

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Sigvald

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i want to protect that smile

He's so dreamy~

where does it imply the picture is the phoenix king you retarded turbo manlet.

>You will never please the prince AND emperor

>best DLC faction yet
>strongest in MP
>new campaign mechanic

Never thought so much attention would ever be lavished upon Welfs after the fantasy years. Feels liek GW only bothered updating all of 8th for teh sake of CA.

You'd think that with all the metal they set aside for that helmet, it would at least cover more of his damn face.

Way past mid game with my R2 campaign as Rome and between highs and lows it's been pretty fun. Barbarians with their germanic NATO have been a pain in the ass for decades as they pushed the arverni out of gallia into iberia, but after many battles I established a couple of clent states that act as a buffer on my northern border against what's left. Peace is nowhere to be seen but at least it's a stalemate in my favour.

Iberia was turning into a clusterfuck early game, with three powers fighting for dominion, but then carthago imploded after the first punic war (despite me taking just half of sicily and sardinia and them actually fighting well on the sea) so it basically balkanized until I went there and got it all.

Carthage was on the verge of annihilation at the hand of carthago nova, losing carthage itself and being brought down to a single city, but then it fucking retaliated and through several years of hard battles reclaimed all of western africa by itself.

Sparta took eastern africa up to axum and would have been dangerous if I hadn't fought them myself.

Athens blobbed in the east so much that it blocked macedonia (which still controls a full province anyway) and they as allies started fighting against germanic NATO and, most of all, what appears to be the final boss in my campaign: the galathian/armenian axis of evil in the east.

They blobbed out of control and took everything east of greece, the greeks have gone full gondor and are fighting a losing war.

Should I backstab the greeks to get them out of the way before the final battle, or help them in their fight against evil?

G O B L I N S

Wait until they take enough territory that you can flank them on the map.

Whats the comfiest TW:W campaign

The same as Veeky Forums.

Dorf wank.

Vampire Counts.

you mean elf wank
honestly the most uninsteresting and cliche mary sue fantasy race of all time in every single setting
i can't even remember the last time they had an interesting portrayal

Skarsnik is pretty comfy once you take Eight Peaks.

Gotta be this, there's not a lot of threat and room for expansion

>with all the metal they set aside for that helmet
I think a Prince of Caledor can afford as much metal for his helmet as he wants.

I'm already bordering the galathians in arabia now, that would probably be the soft belly since the armenians initiated operation overlord and took ground in thracia

>elf wank

elf wank is a fringe occurrence. Straight out Dorf Butthurtism bitching about elves on the other hand is happening all the time.

you have my support

probably because elves are shit tier and fantasy would be better off without them

t. manlet

time for good memes

That one's even worse!

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>leave elves out of Tolkiens work
>nothing makes sense

>leave dorflets out of Tolkiens work
>nothing changes

>remove dorflets completely
>no hobbit movie

HMMM really fires up my mental capacity.

All the money in Ulthuan cannot buy you good sense or an actual dragon to ride.

No question

Elves are just as cliche and uninteresting as dwarfs, both never deviate from a Tolkien norm. The most original and interesting races in Fantasy are Ogres, Skaven, Empire, Undead and Chaos. Everything else is wholly uninspired shit.

How is "make your own book of grudges aka this book then show it to dwarves" not in there yet.

>Warhammer decides it wants to be stuck to 10-15 FPS on campaign and in battle
>Usually getting around 40-60 for both (was also getting around that yesterday)

What the fuck is happening. I just want to VLAD.

When are we getting a fix for the old useless LL?

Gelt and that necromancer are so fucking bad...

clearly the welfs

>retake your forest
>don't let anyone in your forest

Dwarves at least have Arcanum and TES for interesting interpretations.

maybe it helps you realize that the main focus of their helmet is not protection, but instead decoration.

In an army of silvery shining soldiers, a noble has to stand out somehow.

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>block a dwarf army with spooky ghosts a few times
>murder the dwarven lord with the banshee
>thousands of undead appear all around
just how spooked would the dwarves have been?

>Vampire Cunts got a new lore
Neato
I guess this DLC wasn't such a tremendous mistake after all.

do you show others your uncompleted work?

>Implying dwarfs wouldn't get pissed off over a half assed copy of their book of grudges

Stand out for what, the enemy artillery to aim at?

Elf wank is not a thing here because everyone tries to put an ebin twist on them, the "elf wank" being hated doesn't even exist outside of memes as the dorf wankers have spun a whole narrative in their head for hating a series of elf tropes that rarely can be seen put together and in the way they claim, despite them swearing it happens all the time.

>rather than coming from NORTH the chaos doomstacks take ships to my unguarded orc lands

What the fuck were they thinking? thye will take at least 10 cities before I can get even one army down there

>Rome 1 works like a charm they said
>It's stable they said
Second crash in 3 days laddos

wew

WALLS
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hmm good point

>playing greenshits
Your fault, really.

>dwarves need to be elves in order to be interesting

That really makes you think

Those stacks are poop and will get eaten by a single decent Greenskin stack.

>Elf wank is not a thing here
so you mean I didn't see a couple of faggots looking for any excuse to post their ebin animu elf waifu for the past few threads?

Spooked enough to put you in the BOOK. AGAIN.

Try playing the nonsteam version patched to 1.6 the steamworks update broke everything. Also check out Extended Cultures.

>He doesn't understand dulche et decorum est pro patria mori
>laughing hotzendorf and cadorna. jpeg
>laughing Clauswittz and hitler.jp
>account created today you say no i just forgot my password

I WANT THEIR SOULS!

well its stable compared to med2, where getting 2 crashes in 3 HOURS is nothing to be surprised by

really fired my neurons with that statement

KILL THEM

RAISE THEM

I'm actually playing as the manlets. All my stacks are up north preparing for the chaos assault.

Posting fapbait is not the kind of "wanking" we've been discussing my friend

Dunno about Arcanum but Dwemer are only interesting because they are a species of Elf in TES and aren't even short. Altmer and Dunmer are just as good portrayals of elfs as dwemer are of dwarfs.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you're going to die for your spoo- I mean country, then the least you could do is try not to bankrupt it with your shitty uniform.