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MATING PRESS

I want to fuck Riven!

I WANT YOU TO POST RIVEN GURO SMUT

xth for breast waifu

secondary xth for THE LIGHTBRINGEEEEEEEEER

third xth for ONE MORE GRAVE

fourth xth for HEAVY AND METAL

fifth xth for THE MIGHT OF LOKFAR

I was in a game where my toplaner randomly just said if we didnt leave the enemy base in 5 second s he was afk

like

legit dude had 19 kills game was legit over for them

I ended with 22

and he just kept randomly leaving base and saying shit like "u clowns havent won a 5v4 yet lmao"

I dont get why he did it

im not even mad I lost a promo game

im just mad that stupid piece of shit wasted my time

like what the fuck

I want to Impregnate Nidalee and Riven.

the guro smut meme is so half-assed it doesn't even make me mad

I want to impregnate Jinx.

xth for repost
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I want to abort you AND your children

is shibs a character in league of legends?

>Christmas event.
>Everything cost Shekel Points.
>No free stuff.
>No "My special shop".
>Instead there are memeboxes.
>Despite random, those are not even permanent.
>All this for Jewtech Crafting.
>There are people genuinely eating this crap.

You can't make this shit up.

>Christmas
>Nothing is free
Will they give us something on christmas day or are we getting jewed?

>Two (you)'s for the price of one

My shitpost game on point tonight.

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HELP LADSSSSSSSS

you've really got to choose one of the two though, both isn't an option

>tfw no one bans the true cancer
yasuo hatin babies need not apply.

Why would yo want Rylai abusers when it just got nerfed?

i'm gonna be spending at least 20 dollars for legacy shit and there's nothing you can do it about

>play poro king
>no one bans sona or teemo
>enemy has sona and teemo
not like I wanted to win once tonight...

Does the lux skin gives more AP or something? I just played a poro king game as lux and there was a lux on the other team, I had morelllonomicom and she had the spell thief or whatever item and she could 100 to 0 me with her ult only while I only did half the damage to her.

...

yes

i never seen olaf pentakill.
why is that?

Nearly all mages abuse of Rylai's. Are you suggesting assassins or something? For a shitter that has small micro play?

fags please leave

Runes, masteries

>'memorise" the CD's of botlane champion spells and play up in their face when they are on CD
>auto attacking the enemy laner and bush dance to reset agro
>recognise when you need to play cheerleader and when to play off tank
>river wards will do FUCK ALL to hecarim rammus eve ganks so ward their camps
>red trinket the second you get sightstone
>you are not physically fused to your ADC, roam mid if your lane fails (if safe durrr)

For "memorising" take for instance blitz, level 1 grab is 19 seconds, if he shoots that and misses bully him for the next 19 seconds FOR FREE. Never be afraid to talk to your ADC, ask them if they are a pussy bitch before locking in leona, ask them if they like certain supports more.

As for warding pic related can help out a little, there are loads of places wards can be put and the Red Control ward spots can be basic Vision Wards as well, the purple counting for both versions of red trinket.

I wanna pubstomp noobs but am a noob myself what do?
pls help;no bully
im a Dota refugee 7.00 is cancer and I don't know where to turn

Lewdposting is LITERALLY the only reason to come to lolg.

I love Lissandra!

illaoi
tryndamere
annie

the poro king icon is free :^)

so why isnt janna x yasuo a thing? wind is both their vice so what gives?

No one wants to fuck Vi. She's a dom.
Fake ass made from ice.

>No one wants to fuck Vi.
I beg to differ.

late xth for kissing boys~

?
where is she mentioned in the lore?
some silly riot support member isn't going to confirm anything! silly!
or else graves would be vaping and who knows what else would be canon

>Liking shity splasarts.
>Liking shity textures/recolors.
Wew

>getting dom'd by a girl isn't fucking

POST LEBLANC GURO SMUT

>where is she mentioned in the lore?

soon m8
we have connetions
our autism has NO LIMITS

>He doesn't want ti have rough and wild sex competing about who is in the dom one.

I want to SNIFF soft bumbum

I want to tame vi and make her wear a cute girly dress

legit tho getting strong type girls to be cutesy gets me off

anyone up for vg vs vg? (NA)

There's a lobby live right now

>tfw no cute ez bf
How do I cope, /lolg/?

I wish I could tell shit players they're shit without being banned.

It's a trap, user. She's going to fuck the you instead and use those gloves for fisting.
It's heresy.
Just have a champion brainwash her.

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums is LIVE on NA!

Password is vidya

>Just have a champion brainwash her.
LITERALLY my fetish.

become cute yourself

then let me fug you~

>I will never be a cute boy and get fugged

just gonna kys myself

>tfw no bara graves bf
How do I cope, /lolg/

>tfw no significant other in general
Hello yes please apply here.

I have a BIG ELO.

>Hear a knock on your door
>Open it
>See this
wat do

Redpill me on Hyperspeed Jhin /lolg/.

Pull her inside and MATING PRESS her.

catching the golden snitch is 50 points and instantly ends the game if I remember correctly

Violent facefucking.

Kick her back into the game and instant ban her.

>play soloQ
>lose
>mfw
>repeat

how do I fix this?

>6 death Janna
How?

>not respecting the FREE 45 damage

How to evelynn? I might be retarded

she probably had mr blues while you had scaling ap or cdr

Anybody know if you can skip from silver to gold lile division skip if your mmr is high enough
I'm stomping all these gold kiddies in ranked already and they're extremely bad

xth for Cute Vi

Winter Edition

Fuck off

I'd rather fuck her.

be an absolute cunt and watch the lanes

when someone looks like theyre about to fight be sure to BE there and kill them

the best eve is pretty much just additional burst during 1v1s early then once shes fed she becomes a squishy murderer who just keeps snowballing

if youre taking a camp and see your mid looking to fight fucking STOP doing your camp, go get that kill/assist, THEN come back and finish your camp

you keep posting the same thing, if you actually did that well you wouldve already skipped a rank

but heres a tip, dodge your promos, get back into the promos only to dodge them again, and keep doing that for a while to boost your mmr, then once you start playing against plats win the promos and youll skip a division

>one win from my promos
>winning game to finish this shit so I can climb to my elo I was at
>guy thinks its funny to troll me by afking for no reason other than to just be an epik memeur while we have a lead
>we cant end 4v5
>lose
>incredibly disappointed and confused
>now need to get back into promos with a win and have to make sure I don't fuck up THOSE promos
>guy added me on skype after I told him to 1v1 after the game
>finding his address at this very moment to do something really autistic and uncalled for because this piece of shit thinks he can just waste my time and get away with it
Am I a pathetic fuck?

Yes.

Is it completely worth it?

Even more yes.

>you keep posting the same thing, if you actually did that well you wouldve already skipped a rank
I just finished my placements and have only played 1 ranked match.
I just wanted to know if I winstreak it to promos is it possible to skip straight to gold if mmr is high enough
Also only posted it once in this thread and once in the last where nobody answers.
So is it possible? Or do we all have to go through division promos regardless

I wish I had the skill to fuck with people when they annoy me

youre doing good work my man, fuck that cunt

>if youre taking a camp and see your mid looking to fight fucking STOP doing your camp, go get that kill/assist, THEN come back and finish your camp
OKay this might actually work for me since my midlaner always seems to be fucking fighting when im taking wolves or raptors. MId lane might as well be TDM

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums where?

POST VI GURO SMUT

Reminder that every female champions are sluts and whores.

just told you if your mmr is high enough then youll skip a division, if it isnt youll just be one rank higher

when I got placed silver 5 I played up to promos on a huge winstreak, then dodged them 3 times, and then finished them and jumped to silver 1

yep GOOD junglers know that a camp isnt worth as much as a kill so theyll stop what theyre doing in order to gank or countergank

Ive seen junglers choose scuttle crab over a double kill because they didnt want to let it reset

shits just stupid

Reminder that boys are the only pure people in real life and in games.

>Saying that like it's a bad thing

We almost had one but got played like a damn fiddle

REMINDER THAT YOU SHOULD POST GURO SMUT FOR EVERY FEMALE CHAMPION

If someone makes one ill definitely play a few

What's in it for me to play?

alright how to into big boy braum

is he a common pick

can he make clutch saves

>tfw you will never have a pure mutual boy romance

feels bad man, I wish I knew I was bi in highschool

I knew such a cute boy with no friends, now hes a chad

>playing ARAM
>everyone is doing good except for our Quinn
>tell Quinn to stop feeding
>the Quinn player says "Sorry I didn't roll my main like you did. I don't play Quinn."
>tell them it's not an excuse to play poorly since everyone should know how to play each role
>tell them that if you know how position as a carry/assassin then you know how to play Quinn
>the Quinn player tells me I hurt HIS feelings and proceeds to purposely feed now
>lose game

Nothing for you. Practice to get better for me

>tfw botlane feeds like it's their job but toplane Yasuo puts the whole team on his back
>tfw every time he gets a kill a player from the other team has to comment in all chat about how broken he is

It's really nice being on the carried side of this scenario.

>playing ARAM
>bitching to your teammates

>intentionally feeding in aram

you're both fucking degenerate retards

>pure
Except Taric.
Can't keep up with their sex drives. They're succubuses.

It's fucking fun.

The stats are shit early game but the mid-to-late game is worth it.

Come late-game and you're the fastest champ in the game, nobody can catch you.

It's better to go a mix of a hybrid build, get IE or PD and then maybe dominik's for added damage.

>didn't even go to high school
>too ugly to be appealing to another guy anyways

at least I can dream

150 you fucking normalfag

>intentionally feeds
I hope people who do this one day end up being brutally mauled by a bear and can never walk again.

>Can't keep up with their sex drives. They're succubuses.
In that case, I'll die doing what I love and possibly leave behind a few bastards.

>taking aram games seriously enough to flame a teammate

You sound like a really fun guy

>mfw I get carried by a Yas main

How the fuck is that fair in any way