Is there any way to transform a regular modern starter to crank?

Yeah bro

Also why even bother when efi goes bang every time?

Newer engines are much easier to crank than when crank was used. You really think a tiny Miata engine wouldn't be able to turn with a few cranks? I think it'd pretty funny.

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that chicks shoulders are broader than most 4chaners

You ever yank a recoil starter on a two cylinder? That takes some spine.

>it so ez!
Watch this man start putting actual effort into starting one of these bastards
youtube.com/watch?v=DArvPMlxHeQ
Good luck with modern high compression engines.

You'd just need someone to turn it over for you or wire some kind of remote ignition

Literally what's the fucking point

youtube.com/watch?v=VnTWvTLU0Mc

Why is there no swing?

why not something that spring loads and then unwinds