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Last Bread: >Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL

>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older breads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/WprB8
socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/kachooff
youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek
reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/5i62xr/date_time_money_glitch_at_the_races/?sort=new
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for plastic surgery actually adding breast/butt implants in the future

Can't even get chains with that, though.

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Sleeveless hoodie + ankle joggers are the new shitter wear

>messing with lspdfr
>caught sarah palin street racing
>didnt get to arrest hillary

>black metal hoodie
I didn't know I wanted this so bad

Is there a way to get a topless casco???

Dont buy a vehicule warehouse

I can't believe a game as "offensive" as GTA won't let you look like a hooker.

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could someone post their character's winter look? I want some ideas for what I should go for when putting together mine.

>tattoos and 50s jeans

Meh

Tattoos are nice, and I don't usually wear those jeans, my pants couldn't be worn with a Tactineck

10/10 mom aesthetic
makes me actually want to play a female character

>inb4 autistic post about "hahaha bread instead of thread"

Shit nigga, y'all making me blush

Rocket Voltic is the best thing rockstar made this year

I am ashamed to admit my only 4-door car is the armored kuruma, which me and my friends use extensively during heists and other difficult situations.

What's a good 4-door car for general usage?
I want it to look good, sound good and I prefer oversteer instead of understeer.

TT lobby?

A minivan custom makes a good dicking around car

Non-armoured Gurumba

non armored is an option, but I wouldn't feel too bad about using it. every public lobby I go into is a bunch of shitheads ni hydras, or kuru babies shooting people from their armored cribs.

the v12 'whatever the fuck it's called' is also a good option. fast as fuck, armored(but not bullet proof).

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Shafter V12 or dubsta 6x6

Jackal and Shafter V12 are good allrounders, Windsor drop is cool as a convertible, various vans are pretty baller, also consider trucks like the Bison where you can sit in the bed

primo custom

So how is the semi wedge out on freemode?
The mission connected to it was pretty fun and the ability to sit on the back was interesting.

How do I get invited to the discord?
Do I want to get invited to the discord?

Shafter V12 Armored or the default one?

Armored

depends if you want armor or not

armored one has breakable windows, can survive two explosions
its up to you

Why are you ashamed of the armored Kuruma as a normal car but not other armored cars? Armored is the meme.

>being able to survive a rocket is a meme
Do you stupid fucks even know what meme means or is it synonymous for "thing I don't like" now.

armored shafter is not the same as armored kuru and you know that.

If you need something armored, then use whatever the hell you want. You aren't suddenly cool for not using a specific car. The only reason people hate the armored Kuruma is because its good.

>What's a good 4-door car for general usage?
^ was the original question.

> california
> winter

You can TT in solo sessions now

Is there any way to get the Rocket Voltic back when it's deployed or do I have to go to where i left it every time?

It gets pretty cold :^)

Same as the ramp car, gets destroyed in 10-20 hits.

>San Andreas
>California

It's snowed every winter all over San Andreas so far.

Default looks classy af, armored is ugly af.
You decide.

i'll take consistency over what we get in the north east.

I wouldn't know since it lasts for about two milliseconds. Give us the whole month already, fucks sake.

post your everyday vehicle. the one you drive when you want to just see the city, or go shopping.

I couldn't find the TT icon on the map when I started an Invite Only session.

That's ok. Just press L

I didn't mean to do teetees, I just wanted to verify that they can be done solo now, but I couldn't find it so am I being bamboozled here?

Idk about solo but I'm in an invite only by myself doing it rn

By solo I mean that the TT now appears and you can participate in it when there's only 1 person (you) in the session.
It wasn't this way before 1.37, you needed 2 people in a lobby for it to appear. Maybe I just have it's icon hidden.

I am also in an invite sesh and it wont work

disregard this, i had Time Trials hidden lol, works when you are alone

Gg

Can't really get a winter look in this game because nolayers. Just wear the same shit you've worn the other 364 days

This is mine from last year

What is she looking at? Doesn't look very pleased with whatever it is

u

I don't believe you, women never look at me

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>women

>new motorcycle is muscle class

oi bois, accept me back to the group (PC), ign: valtteri459

only in gta do pants drop 6 inches from hip to front.

gotcha

discord.gg/WprB8
HERE YOU GO SENPAI

There's a new bike?

Not yet, but soon to be released vehicles coming with Import/Export

Pic is all of them, bike is the FCR

>service unavailable
I'LL FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD

lol you wont do shit pussy

>do the discount missions for the new warstock missions
>can crash into shit for ages without breaking down
>can take one or two explosions
>ruiner has infinite missiles
>buy them in freeroam
>ramp and wedge break down after bumping into ~30 cars
>none of the vehicles can survive a single explosion
>ruiner has 8 missiles and that's it
Why do Rockstar pretend to give a fuck about balance even though the gunsurgent and hydra are still in the game? Just let me take one or two explosions so I don't just become a massive target for people who whip out their homo launcher whenever they see someone near them

>Go away for a week due to work
>Come back after purge and update
>kicked from gtag even when I had met all prerequisites
Guys pls
Reinvite me socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/kachooff

Wow R* picked up on Bugatti's new car pretty quick

Nerfed as the Ramp Buggy, explodes after 30 cars

How do you get more ruiner missiles then?

Instead of saving money for the coming cars I got this, for the memory of using it on SAMP around the map

you buy the full 4 million for a new one

The sad thing is that's probably true

Return to your warehouse

New versions of the t20??

the blazer aqua is a lot of fun to drive around even with the small amount of water on the mainland. and it is forever tarnished by its shitty fixed machine guns that dont allow you to use the weapon wheel like regular, and for arbitrarily being a 1-seater even when it's got plenty of room for 2

if they took the guns off it, made it a 2-seater, and just let you use it as any regular personal vehicle, i'd pay double for one

Yea, apparently McLaren P1 is getting added. Too fucking bad it's going to be mixed with some different car that has no relativity to it whatsoever and will no doubt be ruined from the front or back. Like most cars in GTA.

I got out of the water without breaking the rocket voltic

Boy do I love cargobob missions
I failed the mission instantly because the cargobob blew up even though I own one of my own

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You can just call Pegasus and skip robbing the military and go straight for the car, you know.

>give it limited rockets
>don't show the number of ammo left
>buzzards, savages and hydra still have infinite ammo
Fuck Rockstar

They aim straight for the car. Rockstar knows exactly what they're doing.

Yeah but I think the mission cargobob is a bit more durable than the one you can buy. When I tried it with my own it started smoking instantly while the mission one was able to survive getting shot at all the way back to LS. It also seems less prone to dropping cars randomly but it might just be random

it's pretty ugly but it has an absolute fuckton of mods, might check it out just to fuck around with it

Decided to jump back to GTAO for the break. I have 1 million dollars in my account (if I sell my Infernus and my Cheetah) and Im looking to buy a new car that isnt avaible in single player. The new XJ220/Ocelot whatever looks lovely but the Skyline looks nice too. Which one should I buy or should I wait?

Also what are the current meta money farming methods? Haven't played in a while.

There's a money glitch on ps4 right now that gets you 100 - 300k every couple of minutes.

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.
youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

>Which one should I buy or should I wait?
do whatever you want i don't give a fuck
these cars are on their way though >Also what are the current meta money farming methods?
new vehicle stealing/selling is pretty good money and doesn't make you want to kill yourself, requires some up front investment though

PS4 only? Do you have a link?

proof of this user?

>armored Kuruma is because its good
Are you literally retarded?

>general
>not already ruined in the first place

reddit.com/r/gtaglitches/comments/5i62xr/date_time_money_glitch_at_the_races/?sort=new

Of course mang. I only roll around in a tank, with armor cheats and hax. Armor is the coolest especially when you want a "general" 4 door car. I mean, why would anyone use a car thats shit? Haha. Only us guys who use super secret cars are cool.

Can I join your club yet?