/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

yen and philppa are streaming gwent

link

feel free to upload it to imgur if you do

twitch/samko_cosplay

Don't think I will after, it's 30€ for a single fucking picture. I may be a virgin NEET, but I'm not that retarded.

How many dollarydoos?! You could fuck Triss for that much

What Yen is it?

Don't know mate, should be around 30$ too, I think they're pretty much the same nodaways.

Raid?

don't be a weirdo

was a simpsons reference

>Cosplays Edition
Stop it. Masturbate somewhere else.

Lambert Lambert, what a Prick

Triss cosplayfu is really cute

too much photoshop

which one?
i main monster deck.

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>discussing gwent on a waifu thread
:3

fuck you autist

I wish Maria Hanna (Hannuki) was still around. She did a nice Yennefu

yeah she has cute freckles

>getting triggered this quickly
:3

The more I think about it, the more I realize that all these cosplay women are just whores selling their naked images to needy, virginal fans. Sad part is, you don't even get to fuck them. My recommendation to all the people buying their shit it to buy a costume of their preferred waifu and pay a proper hooker to wear it while you plough them instead.

>buying pictures

wew

> i main monsters therefore im so retarded that i cant see that the one in the middle is a monster card

kys my man

Find me a redhead whore, and I'm on board.

My recommendation is to find a gf who's into cosplay instead.

I want to inform you all that i finally got the Villentretenmerth card

Queen Trissfu rules my heart with gentle, yet sturdy hand :3

yeah but cosplay gfs aren't as cute as slav girls on the internet

Literally looks like a trans

Some people can't afford whores :'(

Kill me.

They are attainable though

I know you guys only post the best stuff but it's given me that the witcher cosplayers are a cut above the rest.

Meant for

wrong

1/2

because it's mainly slavs who cosplay it, no chubby yanks

I wish ;_;

NOW WE WILL SEE WHO IS WEAK

Stop shitposting this lame line.

> MAHAKAAAAM

this is the best shit ever

This general makes me sad...

I SHALL NOT FAIL

you make me sad

Is Lada Lyumos /ourcosplaygirl/?

>tfw no slav cosplay gf

Too shopped but very pleasant / 10.

Holy shit.

anyway got 800 scraps again, wondering whats the best > neutral card
i kinda play everything, but got borkh decoy zoltan and ragnarok already

>tfw no cosplay-loving qt gf

show me your decks faggots

yes.

just gotta take up photography, be attractive and move to russia

MOAR

greedy wolf

MOAR like horny wolf

>just gotta take up photography
I took a class in high school
>be attractive
working on getting fit right now, my face is not bad
>and move to russia
don't know if it's worth it, seems cold and cryllic looks hard

>and move to russia

Move somewhere where the KGB can bust your ass for simply being gay or showing any signs of contempt against his holy imperial majesty Putin? I'd take a week in the USA over a decade in Russia any time.

last one for a few hours.

T H I C C

Lyumos is definitely /ourgirl/

I want to use that ass as a pillow

Don't we all?

Wow, this general is absolute shit.

compared to what?

Do you kiss your mother/waifu with that mouth?

To what it used to be before all this waifuautism shit.

Kys faggot.

>To what it used to be before all this waifuautism shit.
Well yeah. That's kind of all that's left now. With occasional gwent discussion. Still not as bad as when it was all trissposts and no discussion of anything before the expansion.

These are the dead hours, so everyone here is for the keks. Come back five hours from now.

It is, but to be honest all there to be discussed about the series was already discussed to death, it will remain this way until the Gwent campaigns start coming out.

Was he the devil?
>Gaunter O'Dimm
>G_____ O'D___
>GOD
Or whas he god?
His design is perfect considering his character, his voice actor did a phenomenal job, and he was well written.
Fuck me that DLC was amazing, i wish the entire game was this good.

Amazing catch.

Also who else HoS > BaW?

No, he is Satan.
He is a mirror seller, and is name is "GOD", the opposite of God being Satan, he is the latter.
Sorry if that's badly explained in english, but the mirror show the opposite of what he is ; and he is not God but Satan

That makes sense actually.
I reloaded the save at the end to see what the alternative i didn't choose was like, and man, Olgierds screams of agony fucked me up. He deserved some shit to happen to him, he sacrificed his own brother ffs, but that shit was rough. Seems exactly what the devil would do. But then again, that's also what i'd expect God to do, punish him.

How is BaW compared to HoS? It's the only thing i have left. I think HoS was 10/10 expansion.

Blood and Wine won game of the year. Almost everyone agrees it's better than HoS, but personally I lean towards Hearts of Stone.

continued:

I think BaW was too pretentious and hammy. Changing the location altogether was meh. HoS is set in the same locations as the main game and the story is much more contained and engaging.

BnW had the worst main story in the series, but had some damn good sidequests.

When are we gonna get an expansion to play as your own character paralel to the story?

Is it worth collecting all of the Witcher sets before starting ng+?

they're worthless in NG+, no

Were Geralt and Yen on the Isle of Avalon or the Isle of Avalach?

Both Witcher 1 and 2 says the latter iirc, while Witcher 3 says the former.

Did the devs mess up, or were they on both?

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lyumos is cute

It'll get better once Cyberpunk and Gwent come out.

fucking on a boat

I'm out leveling my quests kinda way too fast, how the fuck do I level up slower? Also, is there a way to remove XP bonuses from weapons and armors?

>163033971
change to death march

Witcher 1's sex cards >>>>>>> Sex animations in Witcher 2/3

I popped a boner for some cards in 1, didn't even pop a chub in 2 or 3

I'm already in death march

they couldn't make the sex too realistic or it'd get banned

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>Witcher 1's sex cards >>>>>>> Sex animations in Witcher 2/3
objectively true

>you will never be a virgin boy that Kiera milks daily for potion ingredients

why even live

Same user who kept posting legendary kegs after a 2 week drought of nothing but shit cards

This is my 4th Legendary in 7 kegs over the span of 3 days. Did CDPR bug my account to only receive legendaries or something? I like it.

Does anybody know where I could get "Visual Wounds" mod for TW1?