/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

xth for being the only straight person here

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Midlander edition cancelled. New edition is cats with snowmen!

Liking butt-stuff doesn't automatically make you a whore, that isn't how it works at all.

i don't have either ;_;

Sucks to be you. Being bi is the best.

sit on it

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youtube.com/watch?v=zdWnU-8_BVs&feature=youtu.be
I mean, look how beautiful...! I wanted to see my name on this thing!

no that's me

>tfw no fanworks of Sophia and her shadows raping a c@

That is not what snowmen friends are for!

Tabbed out before posting.

Morning /xivg/! Hope y'all are going to have a wonderful day and whatnot, don't get stuck in a depressive loop now in the holidays!

And don't forget to remember and cherish your loved ones this holiday.

;_;

Never thought I'd say this to you, but that's pretty cute.

>Haurchefant doesn't visit me in my sleep for the Starlight daily
maybe I should kill myself

Makes you a pervert
And if you supply the perversion it makes you a whore

Hmm.. aah.. maybe I am a bit of a slut..

Well, I guess giving it a soft try wouldn't be any fun, right? Though I'm still not sure about it..

It's supposed to be cheesy, baka...
I've got another 4 minutes or so to finish. Hopefully I can get it done before I go to bed finally.

Are you going to introduce Haurchefant's corpse to your family, this Christmas?

>posted anime picture
>the number one telltale sign you're actually a homo

Oh hey it's the corrupter
Reminder that you killed Vic

Why are you doing this?

Same.
Every fucking time.

Don't lie Moni, you're gay as he*k

>anime girl
>gay

>cherish loved one
>break up
I'm about 200% done with 2016 if anyone has the remote just ffwd this bad boy for me please thanks

>People who post anime girls want to be girls faggicus maximus

does haurch know you married someone new

are you guys going to meet up irl

>are you guys going to meet up irl
I don't think Haurchefant can travel very much.

>think wow, I really wanna level something now
>log in
>some sort of malaise takes me over
>idle until I log

I don't think it'll fit anywhere.
Look at it this way, there's only two outcomes. One, you enjoy it and discover the joys of anal, or two. You don't enjoy it.
Though for a lot of people there's always a lingering question of, "If I try again will I enjoy it?"
Either way, you win!

he means the new person you silly dingdong

I corrupted no one! Also he's still alive I still talk to him.

I'm not tho?1?!

>they have green versions of the HA healer and tank coats for the CT questline
>we get dyable versions
>they affect the metal part of the HA coat and not the red cloth part, unlike the green versions in for the Allagans

YAMERO

Haurchefant's fucking dead, Jim.

{I don't understand.}

Mega gay

fuckinG STOPPppPppp

Why don't we give it a try and see what happens? Look at it this way, there's only two outcomes. One, I break that little lala in and you waddle a little slower for a few days, or two. It's too big and you get to lick on it until kume all over those spuds.

It better taste like vanilla chocolate or I'm biting it off.

So we literally have a creepy cringe rapist posting now

xth for eggnog

You can't rape someone over the internet, anonymous.

This thread's always too full of cats, so post your lalas!

LF somebody to pump me full on the beach!

It sounds like you win either way, and I have a small chance of losing. I guess I wouldn't mind maybe.. Just not now, theres blood that needs to be spilt

There was a horde of spuds and I wanted to mash some potatoes.

I dislike lalas on the whole, really.

Scallop one and two more take it's place.

Potatos are the best.

I want user to give my cock a tongue bath!

same lmk if you find any extras

A little bitting might speed up the process
Stop teasing me

I can say the same to cats before this game I was neutral to them the longer I was in the thread the more I hated them in general to this day I don't hold any cat of value with a fluffytail or a liontail(recently)

How do I make it so I see my own dots on a target? Or at least when I have them focused?

I'll pass one over to you as an early Christmas gift

>literally making a conscious effort to notice details like tail shape in order to become irrationally upset about it
i'm pretty sure that's autism on some level

You mean in 24 man raids? If your too slow to get them up before everyone else they usually get bumped after a few seconds.

god bless

Just in general. I remember seeing a picture or video in this general once where a bard only had his dots displayed on the boss.

Amen to that, spuddy

fanta into a male au ra or male elezen to attract midlander girls

just suck each other off

t. Fluffytail poster
Everyone who I've met with a fluffytail has been a Grownman or has emotional problems
Nearly everyone I've met with a lointail has been a futafag

Maybe I will if the lizard goes first

>UI Settings>Targets>Display only detrimental effects you inflict

I have it on and honestly wouldn't recommend. I get paranoid as fuck that the boss has done something thats made my storms eye drop but in reality somebody else has just applied it and overwritten mine so it no longer shows for me.

Second line.

are u cute

or, you know, just 69

What's this going first shit?
You both have dicks, just 69 that shit as said. Whoever cums first is the winner, the other is left to masturbate.

Yea

Any Primal-dwellers free to queue up for Copperbell Mines? Fucking hate story queues as a DPS. Just nine more levels.

Haha what a funny joke haha :^)

real prison gay/fujo hours

who the fuck is selkie cheile and why do they keep hitting on my malera

i don't even have a tail. i just expounded upon your self-described behaviour. you developed a conscious habit to examine every female cat you see to determine their tail shape.

furthermore, despite hating them, you claim to have delved into conversation with them enough to determine their roleplay "sexuality."

even if i had a fluffytail how does that make you not autistic and weird as fuck?

Stop namedropping yourself, it looks desperate af.

it's ippikis EB what did you expect

hello.

Yeah sure. I'll queue now. Let me know on discord if it pops for you.

I aint.

Wait what? Ahahahahahah wow

Really? Hooboy...

Because one does not form judgement out of the blue without being met with those with these negative traits repeatedly and then linking it back together through a similar vein, in this case a fluffytail.
I have had conversations with some In the past and also notice patterns of certain people in the thread and in uldah most of these people I've observed or talked to with negative personality traits had the fluffytail. So who's your Grownman fluffbutt crush here user?

t.ahl

>Emotional problems

>poopnose white cat
>ugly dress
>namedropping himself and forcing himself into relevancy

This is a joke, right?

Guffy

I am really not doing that, but this is an user board and y'all will believe whatever you want.

I just wanna talk about Haurchefant, I don't want nut'n to do with thread drama.

nope
ippiki asked me if I wanted to erp a 3some with them because she liked my highlander

Never associate with /xivg/

why do you hate meria

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post highlander