I'm not your average Starlet owner. I'm not a ricer. My car is sculpted such that unless that air resistance is creating down force - it's not felt. I don't have any larger an exhaust than I need for maximum power. And I certainly don't have a cone filter hanging above the exhaust manifold. This car is built to have surprising manoeuvrability on the touge and surprise you even more on the drag strip. Sorry Americans, this is one Jap car that you _won't_ beat in that one insignificant area of racing. I've run 17 metric seconds in this thing in a metric quarter mile experience day. Do you even know the first thing you do to a car to improve its time on the strip? You do? I'm impressed. Oh you think it needs more power and tyre? Idiot. There's only one way to drive a Starlet, and that's with aggression in your heart and a dream in your eyes. Maybe one day I'll meet you at the strip. Maybe one day you'll think it's me but won't be sure. Just look straight ahead. I've got a sticker that says "It's me" and you'll see it soon enough.
can u britbongs please make this starlet thing a thing? i love that car
Carter Thomas
Not bong, but I own a Starlet. I can fill it up with Lidl-brand stuff if you like.
Brayden Turner
Let me make one thing very clear:
I'm not your average Hilux owner. I'm not an unbeliever. My pickup is sculpted such that unless that .50 machinegun is removing infidels - it's not felt. I don't have any larger explosive charge than I need for maximum martyrdom. And I certainly don't have a pack of bacon hanging above the holy Quran. This pickup is built to have surprising manoeuvrability on the desert plains and surprise you even more on the streets of Raqqa. Sorry infidels, this is one Jap truck that you _won't_ beat in that one insignificant area of Jihad. I've bombed 17 hospitals in this thing in one day. Do you even know the first thing you do to a pickup to improve its destructive potential outside the mosque? You do? I'm impressed. Oh you think it needs more C4 and kalashnikov? Idiot. There's only one way to drive a Hilux and that's with Allah in your heart and 42 virgin goats in your eyes. Maybe one day I'll meet you in the desert. Maybe one day you'll think it's me but won't be sure. Just look straight ahead. I've got a sticker that says "Allahu Akbar" and you'll see it soon enough
Isaiah Harris
Reminder that Sam is a girl
Anthony Brown
Sam is *not* a girl. Post non lewd trap pics
Gabriel Collins
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Evan Myers
>metric seconds Gets me every time
Jacob Lee
>actual photos of a brave motorcyclist tackling a degenerate
Carson Morris
Brave motorbikeist. Give that man a pie
Ryan Young
LADS LETS GO RACE ON THE SALTY ROADS
Kayden Powell
Thank you~ Rude. And sure thing faggot.
Eli Hall
underrated
Thomas Lee
>posts pictures of a man
Jackson Cook
Jap car best car
Benjamin Martinez
Daily reminder that English traps are unconvincing
Jace Carter
Who here drives a real car? Aka the twingo
Josiah Barnes
Next Brit/o/ drag meet will be 8/4/17-9/4/17 at Shakespeare County Raceway in Warwickshire.
Join the Slack too, post an email here to be sent an invite (use a tenminutemail email if you're worries about internet based predators with a taste for weeks)
Caleb Parker
>having a life so devoided of anything at all that you shitpost pastas
Bentley Evans
Not realising it's not a pasta, it's banter between brit/o/ members
Anthony Allen
⇉snapover overstears into tree
Ryder Thomas
A brit o thread but where the heck are we meeting on 2017
