/twg/ - Total War General

CA/SEGA might be semitic but you're confusing them with the utlra Jews at Paradox

Which DLC should I buy first besides blood

So do hills no longer give more range to your ranged units?

This, at least they haven't started monetizing user created content yet.

Who's your favourite total war waifu? Can be from any games in the series.

They should have used the outpost system of the wood elves for all factions, so instead outright being unable to conquer somewhere, you'd be able to build a small outpost that can give a small factionwide buff

Yep their DLC schpeal is why I abandoned eu4, and CK2.
>oh you wanna go on crusade and establish kingdoms that'll be £15
>oh you wanna recruit some Templars to help your crusader kingdom £15
>another £15 if you wanna expel the Jews, btw they have the exact same coding for their religion as Muslims and you still bought it well done
>oh you want your monarch to abdicate, royal marriages to actually matter, see a family tree, ah we'll give you two of those features for £15 wouldn't want to spoil you now would we
Seriously I know it was harder to do Habsburg succession post 1444 but the Hanoverians did it in bloody 1830

>historic total war games have bannermen and commanders
>fantasy doesn't
LMAO, the skeletons excuse is pathetic because only empire needs them and they can just use any of the human skeletons for that role

>mfw it's stabby time

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

The King and the Warlord and the Grim and the Grave are both good, but if they are worth the asking price is debatable, same for the Wood Elves.
Chaos and Beastmen are garbage and you should only get them on a sale.

The time of men is over,
the time of Poo Poo Pee Pee has come!

MOTHERFUCKING 4 DAYS CANT COME SOON ENOUGH
IT BETTER FUCKING BE ON SALE PR I WILL DIRVE UP THE M4 KIDNAP ROUNTREE AND IMPALE HIM ON TOWER BRIDGE MYSELF

Nope welcome to modern TW

WE

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

>Rome 1 had commanders and so on
>Medieval 2 doesn't

Vanilla pisses me off a lot sometimes.

Do it London would be worth visiting then.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Steam tanks on fire on the fields of Kislev.
I've seen rockets, streaking in the dark near a chaos gate.

All these moments will be lost, in time, like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

>Empire Total War
>Officers take out their flintlock and fire it when the enemy gets close.

It always looked cool to me.

Kek

King and warlord
Grim and grave

Both are really good and change how each faction plays.

Med2 does have commanders though.

Right up the bum!

T. Indy neidel

I meant captains for each unit.

kek'd

That phrase of his at the end of each episode got stale very quickly, I wish he would finally stop it.

how does grim and grave change how vc plays?

i had a few fun campaigns with vc, maybe i'll give it another go if the dlc shakes things up

Im wanna watch Glady and vampire chan cuddle!!!

Vampire-chan, now and forever.

Corpse carts effectively act as necromancers on the field.
Mortis Engines continuously deal damage in an area, allowing you tu pull down the enemy over time while keeping your dudes in alive with magic.
Ghoulking is a really fun general.

You get some new low, mid and high tier magic chariot units that are worth keeping close to melee and protecting.

attila is better than any older tw game, especially med2 which is really broken

You get all those great RoRs and the Mortis Engine

Also V L A D

>green is bes-

Vlad was free, not part of G&G

annnnnd thats why Skaven and Orks dont rule the world.

I should do ambush battles more often. I'm learning to love 'em.

>played over a dozen multiplayer battles as durthu
>he hasn't fallen once

i'm in love

Regiments of renown

Corpse cart and Mortis engine allow you to field massive amounts of cheap infantry that both buffs and heals skeletons and zombies to make them cost effective, also mortis engine can whittle the enemy away faster than they can kill hour horde.

I think I figured it out.
Warhammer is Shogun 1: Total War 2.

>A comatose snotling

At some point I want a snotling/gretchin/grot unit just for the novelty of fielding like a few thousand of them against real troops.

why do people call her sexy? she's uggly ya know. rotten vag, manly face, sily hair, saggy boobs (held in place by armor tho), wrinkling skin, silly fashion, UGGLY ASS MAKEUP and stupid lips.
explain your attraction user.

Gladey; not even close

I like Attila but that's false.

glade lady isn't flat though

Pic related obviously

Every waifu after her has been utter shit

SHIT

I need a quick MP army comp

Med2 had the best campaign Mechanics

Attila had the best Battle Mechanics

This vampire vs empire battle in the tournament was pretty neat

what army?

mass zombie + necromancer

Attila would have been perfect if cav didn't flatten everything on impact.

Also the fucking lighting making everything dark and grim, but that's just one man's personal taste.

C R E A K I N G N O I S E S

God fucking dammit.
Nothing was more infuriating than watching my crossbowmen do 270 degree circle and not fire at the god damn mother fucking cavalry circling them.
Holy fucking shit. FIRE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!
You know what? I'm glad you're going to die. You deserve it.

I prefer warhams in battle mechanics. I don't totally see the med 2 best campaign mechanics though. Please explain.

Mlady Advisor from Empire was superior though.

first time trying multiplayer
was there some 1v1 matchmaking or some shit somewhere?

Still false on both accounts

...

Once you factor in the armour and underlying padding?
Yeah she is.

I hope this isn't going to do 2v2 because I wanted to meme with ...

just because you want an elf loli in game doesn't mean she is one user

she was pretty good

Is there any scenario where you want to build orc or gobbo archer units?

Even against savage orcs with zero armor they don't do anything.

Gobbo archers are really good as Azhag.

>people are unironically mad that they don't look like naked women

>Is there any scenario where you want to build orc or gobbo archer units?
Fighting against chaos.
You want 2-3 archers to het rid of their marauder cav.
Also flyers.

I'm content with the spellsingers senpai

does anyone fancy an online game?

>Not knowing the difference between loli and pettanko
Get a load of this ingnoramus.

When is Old Friend happening again?

On the day.

med2 had the best map in a strategical sense, not overdesigned like rome2 or warhams, but not as bleak as rome.

It's also very adaptable unlike Shogun or Attila, building farms and
mines actually showed on the map, it's very modable and has enabled many great mods aswell.

Imagine the Third age Map with the Attila Mod Battle mechanics and models, would literally be the 10/10 Total War game

Close enough

And so Marii legions has the first testing against some petty rebels.
anyway to change culture of province in rome 1 as you can't knockdown the governor's house even if it's greek

>Gobbo Archers

I thought you meant like crusades and pope stuff and so on, but I get you.

Shogun 2 farms and mines showed up on the map. Mines and resources shows up as well in Warhams.

Medieval 1 was better in terms of both campaign and battle mechanics.

We got compensated

warhams mines and farms are
part of the base map though, while Med2 mad had progression depending on how far advanced your buildings were.

not sure about Shogun2, haven't played it in a while.

>medieval 1

when does this fucking meme die?

Medieval 1 is inferior to Rome 1 in every single way.

>Playing dwarfs
By turn 10 notice all the welves have confederated
>By turn 30 most of Bretonnia and its factions are extinct
>By tun 50, Tilea, estalia, and the western border princes are also eliminated
>Turn 60, they're waging war against the eastern border princes

Well mines in med 2 are part of the base map too though with the resources. Mines(resources) gets buildings or structures around them when you build the resource building.

When it stops being true. The only thing Rome has over Medieval is siege equipment and putting troops on walls which comes at the cost of having the worst AI in the series.

christ yes but that's part of the progression.

Warhams just has mines sitting on the map regardless if you built them or not.

>Warhams just has mines sitting on the map regardless if you built them or not.

Pretty sure they get structures around them when you build the resource building as I said.

not hard to code a pixel with 4 options.

not hard to shitpost when you have no idea what you're talking about