/twg/ - Total War General

Is this game an e-sport?

No.

Literally best unit in the game. How can other units even compete?

>mfw it's stabby time

>Still no battlefield burning in Warhammer

yes

rollll

This is the shittiest new meme.

sadly it is but would be better if not

G O B L I N S

Vampire chans big buttcheeks!!!

gonna STAB

>posting one of my screenshots

You'll find your own Vampire-chan in the future, user!

And there never will be. All resources are going into making the monster models and animations look good. This is why they removed campaign features, removed battle features, gave us five battlemaps, and cut the craziest monsters from Beastmen and Chaos

why?

By having the rest of their faction not be total garbo

CHOSEN

because faction diversity and fun battle mechanics get fucked by multiplayer balance

CHOSEN

Is it canon that Archaon is the only lord that succeeds and destroys the warhammer universe?

And it's bad enough when those who think anvil and hammer tactics are the only way to play Total War throw a hissy fit when a faction/player refuses to play by their rules.

No need to feed them more fuel to feed their autism.

Warriors of Chaos campaign getting fun/interesting campaign mechanics when?
God-specific units when?

Not the universe, but yes Archaon wins Warhammer fantasy battles

Sure, give me a race that isn't empire, I've only played empire.
Or hell, just anyone who isn't Franz.

yes
Who needs it when you have CHOSEN?

this desu baka senpai

Dis gonna be hard without beast and chaos dlc.

roll roll roll

redder than before at least.

THERE ARE THOSE WHO WOULD CALL ME EMPEROR

>tfw I just meme it in the GC without anvil tactics

never had as much fun as handgunner+Mortar armies.

OW FUCK

Free.
Company.
Militia.

Psssh

>Gayge of Smegmar

No

played bestmen not long ago, rerolling

REMOVE TREE NIGGERS

>sigmacucks
lmaoing at your life

F R A N Z
R
A
N
Z

haven't played Empire since G&G, that's going to be fun or hell from what I've read since Wood Elves

wtf is this nigger language

It's what happens when Poland let the slavs keep their clay.

>Who needs it when you have CHOSEN?
but I won't even get to recruit Chosen because the campaign isn't fun ;_;

Addendum:
You get literally backwards letters.

It's why I love Wood Elves so much. I don't even form a proper line of Eternal Guard anymore. It's so much fun to have this spread out army that envelops the enemy line and attacks them everywhere all at once.

Or using woods to play peek-a-boo. Just anything that isn't a frontline of spears, then big guys w/ large charge bonus, and then arrows + spellcasters in the rear with cav on the flanks.

the language of chaos liberation
poland pls

A question for the Chaos-fags in here:
What are good mods to make the Chaos campaign fun without adding new units?
More horde growth, better Marauders, better replenishment in and spread of corruption?

I want to fuck up some Sigmar shits

Go drink your potatoe juice

Steel faith overhaul

I fucking hate Marienburg.
>They break my fucking battering ram even though it was already at their gate because fuck you
>Crossbow spam fucks my greatswords up
>They just blob up and fire over it with their crossbows
>Lose
Fucking kikes.

What's it gonna change?

I just wait til their army up north attacks me.
There's usually one wandering around.
Sure you have to fight 2 armies and maybe part of a 3rd, but if you swarm the fucks who reinfoce at your back and make battle lines quick you can do it.

Watch out for the billion bullets and arrows though. Rieksguard gonna get chewed up chasing them around, so focus fire with your own crossbowmen.

Just spec a general with honest steel. For empire vs empire all you need are swordsmen, crossbowmen, and knights. You can add a few free company too if you want.

Forgot to mention, fuck those mace niggers too. They last way too long for having 0 fucking armor.

Seems like you are just shitter. Maybe CoD or Fifa would be more to your liking.

Look it up yourself I spoonfed you enough grownass man.
Kill yourself you pathetic piece of shit.

>Kill yourself you pathetic piece of shit.
Who pissed in your cereal faggot?

Probably a horsefucker
Fucking horsefuckers ruin everything

>auto-resolve gives you much better odds than what they really are
>the enemy has artillery and other annoying stuff
>think about all the micromanagement I don't have to do and the extra casualties I won't lose
>press the button

old me would never have done this, SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

This nigger needs a hug.

>Look it up yourself
I'm at work, steam's blocked ;_;

Don't we all?
Is there any such thing as too much hugging?

Never enough for this fag ;^ )

are you okay, user? This is a safe space. You can tell us about it.

Get a mod that buffs AI autoresolve, I'm finally playing even the big battles I normally didn't bother with and it's fun!

It's not gay, man, just hugs

Chosen hackers

user autoresolve without exception always makes me have higher casualties :|

you just need to make 2 stacks of the cheapest units and you have just won the campaign

>Using crossbows
Why?

Hitting autoresolve is equivalent to slicing off a piece of your SOUL.

I don't have one tho

I don't like shitters complaining over stupid shit
Kill yourself you pathetic piece of shit
Don't condescend to me you pathetic piece of shit

I guess that's fair.

Damn right now take off your shirt and let's get started

it's an expression

I've never heard it before

>hating on superior weaponry

t. angry manlet

>Love
>Freedom
>Fun

I only want one of those, though.

the word "soul" is an expression

>overwhelming autoresolve win
>mage in army loses half his hp

>Experience
>Power
>Intelligence
I'm building the Forbidden Library?

Oh hell yeah.

Your work blocked steam.... lulz

>Love
>Success
>Popularity
I don't think this is real, you guys.

Gunners are better.

>run
>humour
>cualovey
nice!

>Enemy army is one half or greater composed of either cavalry of any kind or chariots
>Enemy army has more than 3 units of artillery
>Enemy army is half heroes

y-you too

Depends on what your facing. 30 armor is about the break even point where armor pen units and non armor pen units deal the same damage. Against empire, mauraders, and undead, crossbows are much better since the have more range and can volley over our melee line. Not to mention they cost less.

dummy

But gunners look cooler.

>Lemon
>Nest
>Power

At least one out of 3 is good.