So this scooter faggot thinks its okay to jump on peoples cars for his shitty scooter videos. Infuriates me...

this made me kek harder than it should have

>it's only a silvia

tfw i would probably own one and love the fuck out of it if it were available in burgerland

>YOU ARE BEING PLACED UNDER CITIZEN'S ARREST

when i see shit like this is makes me sad the same as when i see shit like this happen to bikes

naa
walk over calmly
grab scooter out of his hands
throw it on the roof

jump on his teeth

oh for sure, they're the worst.

rope between handles and towball. Then just go for a little cruse

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They don't want to face any significant challenge, they want to be good at something without putting any work into it.
That's why these little shits gave up on skateboarding when they realise it's not actually easy, but didn't pick up BMX or other bikes because they also aren't that easy to get into.
They stick to the easiest and least challenging thing and expect others to be impressed.
Impressed that a 13 year old can jump on his fucking scooter with plastic wheels.

topkek

daly reminder steel>meet

too much effort
throwing it on the roof of some building would be more funny too

>shitty nissan owned by a scumbag
Who cares?

people who have ever brought a car with their own money care you tard.

I could be that sucmbag. and because this kid has followers kids might start jumping on cars to look kool.

being this fucking thick.

>paying money for a nissan
Kek
Im sure you are a scumbag. So long as they jump on nissans, i dont care

>being this triggered
Hello scumbag

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Imagine if this actually happened

>sudden new trend, it's kool to jump on cars
>extra kool if you get your picture taken
>not just the hood, but anywhere on it
>even extra kool points for targeting nice cars

The only solution is waterboarding...

And being made a public spectacle.

Forced to pay for damages.

Judge bars parents from paying for it, must work it off via forced labor.

Forced to wear a sign that says, "I enjoy destroying other people's property."

Fuck his sister.

Eat the last donut.

Starve him until he can't move.

Leave him in Syria so isis renegades turn him into a rape bucket.

Watch on the internet as they chop his head off for being an American.

>Do not fuck with my car

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what a coincidence I just watched one of this tardkids videos earlier today for the first time

he banged off a bus and some lady came out and yelled at him to not kick the bus and did this snotty teenager shit;
>I didn't kick it!
>you did I heard ya!
>I didn't kick it I wall-rided it!

Lmao, butthurt nissan scumbags

butthurt americuck with 25 year import law detected lol

BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd probably punch him really hard and wind up in prison for it. I'm a little on edge these days

I like all cars. any car can be fun.
I don't like seeing things broken for no reason.
butthurt nii-san scum 4 sure

my god you are retarded.

Just walk up and pretend you used to ride scooters, ask if you can use his for a sikk trick and then beat his head with it

>would love a sx
>sx for sux
>###sux dick
nissan

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If you bunch him hard enough and leave you won't serve any time

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This is why we need a second Holocaust

dam slav hockers, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

at least they admitted they are dumb.

How hard? I can punch pretty hard, I'm a big guy and I punch a lot.

you're a big guy

hard enough to knock him. just dont let him hit the ground and die, that aint cool

for you

say sorry for putting my car in his way.

Take his boi pussy virginity

Can there be a porno skit where this happens and the owner "busts" them, after which point they quickly become apologetic and recompense the owner with sex?

Hahahahahahahahaha scumbag fucking triggered

Eat jamals cum you dumb nissan cuck

Btfo!

>Eat jamals cum you dumb nissan cuck

says im triggered

>Implying that would do anything for a Miata owner

>Convertiblefags
>Never knowing if someone jizzed in the back of your car while you were gone

somehow men jumping on car seats and getting busted just wouldn't be the same though

He probably risk injury if he tried to jump off the hood of my F350 brodozer.

I don't think you know what "shoot on sight" means.

0O0h s0oO kool

This. And then beat him to within an inch of his life with his scooter.

I'd pay money to see someone come with a baseball bat from out of frame and nail him right in the face as he jumps off.

what is the chance he is half cast

>token darkie
kek

Those people thought it was just a Silvia too but now they think otherwise

>especially with my aluminum hood

The true face of /n/... I fucking knew it

>Yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY", pull out a shotgun and shoot on sight if he doesn't immediatly comply.

Still doesn't fix the damage he did to your car. Your hood has permanent dents in it. The metal is stretched if it is aluminum. These vandalizing kids depend on the "under 18" youth laws to escape any criminal record.

Meanwhile the kid laughs or fake cries that he can't pay so therefore he owes you nothing.

>How hard? I can punch pretty hard, I'm a big guy and I punch a lot.
In the USA, if you're an adult, you cannot punch someone under 18 or you'll be getting lawsuits and jail time.

>cant respect other peoples property
reeeee

Why the fuck would anyone spend additional money on one of these cube cars?

Japan has such a weird tuning scene.

>eat the last donut
Fucking kek

Had to go to highschool with this little cunt for 3 years, he's always been an absolute piece of shit

Highschool? Fucker doesn't look a day older than 13

Uh yeah I'm pretty sure I said
>I'd probably punch him really hard and wind up in prison for it.

A lot of kids would be killed

seeing as my car is locked up in my garage, Is shoot him and sue his parents for damages

The same reason we put $15,000 murals of fucking wizards on cargo vans.

do you punch smaller guys on planes after breaking out of handcuffs?

wizards are cool tho

anyone who resorts to physical violence aginst a child is seriously autistic
how does no one see the autism in flying into a blind fury rage because someone who weighs less than 130 lbs stood on the hood of your car expecially when its a dumb child

>anyone who resorts to physical violence aginst a child is seriously autistic
Some kids need their ass beat.
I can tell that you needed this too but wasn't loved enough.

You know what's fucking funny?

It's a Sileighty, so when they saw it coming for them, they really did think it was just a Silvia. But then they saw the hatch and thought otherwise as it was going slideways into the crowd

There are so many stupid people, who for some reason can't grasp the concept that they shouldn't touch things that aren't theirs. I used to have an Impreza (which is not fast or expensive) but I found dumbass plebs leaning on it, touching the Windows, looking inside while breathing on it, etc. I lost my shit so many times
Pic related

stokesentinel.co.uk/bentilee-schoolboy-was-punched-in-the-face-by-taxi-driver/story-29979797-detail/story.html

Sometimes the press don't judge a story well when you drop into the comments section.

Anything more than €100 is pretty fucking expensive if you ask me.

Not being able to understand that people paid, probably, hard earned money on things is a sign of either stupidity or being a spoiled brat. When people say they need to respect others propriety they don't mean to not insult it or some other retarded shit, just don't jump on the hood, for fuck's sake.

Only when it's part of my plan

I'm so glad i own a 90's shitbox truck.

bretty nice car user

Got off lightly. I'd have removed his testicles slowly with a blunt knife.

>cant respect other peoples property
If you cannot force people to be punished, they will keep on doing these things.

>threw egg at car
>driver chased him then broke his two front teeth with a single punch
>driver got away with no consequences because no one gave any info
Based af.

l don't get why they are so upset on the miata

What other assholery stuff does he do?

It's about time. These miscreant kids think they are immune due to child protection laws.

Funny story, I used to drive an old XJ6 that was meticulously maintained and had some work done to it. I had the same problem with people constantly leaning on it, so I took action.

Any time I left the car in a public place where I figured it would draw attention (I always tried my best to park away from areas like that), I would attach my battery booster to my positive and then clip the negative to the frame.

Now, on an old XJ6, the frame was seep and so were many portions of the body. When set up correctly with good connection, touching any portion of the metal would deliver a nasty shock.

I did this for about two years until one day I came out of the movies with my wife to see a bunch of security guards standing around it. Apparently some kid had gotten shocked and run off crying, but not before dropping his fucking scooter against the bumper and creating a connection that ran into dry grass on the island walkway.

It had started a small fire.

Easily put out by the security guards and once I told them what the reason was, they thought it was hilarious. Down side, the police that drove up seconds later thought it was less funny and slapped me with a handful of fines. I couldn't convince them it was an accident.

>Sometimes the press don't judge a story well when you drop into the comments section.

The problem is kids often throw rocks at cars. The chance of kids throwing eggs in the day also being the same kids that throw rocks at night is pretty high. It's hard to have sympathy for kids throwing rocks at cars. Especially when they drop rocks off a bridge over a highway.