/owg/ - Overwatch General

there is one on reddit.

enjoy collecting the years laziest content add on

you didn't even mention the support parts of his kit, thats why

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t. sneaky pharahs

>come back from 0-2 king of the hill playing zarya
>29k damage 60+ kills
>BARELY win because teammates are horrible and not trying
>get potg
>symmetra player on our team gets on the mic
>starts calling me a fag and tryhard

That guy didn't even put down a shield generator the whole game or do shit

Daily reminder, it is your DUTY to bully your healslut

Make sure she is crying for the best results!

For best effect make sure you're a Pharah main and they're a Mercy main

thank you guys. and I actually enjoy a lot of those skins / highlights / emotes and especially the voicelines. Nutcracker and tracer jingle are awesome, in my opinion. There's just the mei skin that's kinda lazy, but still good.

Symmetra's shield really shows how ridiculous non-tank heroes really are.

325 Reaper is basically a death sentence if you hook him and it's also just enough for Reaper to survive baiting out D.Va DMs, especially is he's getting heals.

Tracer is even worse, even with just 225 hp

D.va mercy is unstoppable

If you're gonna be a bitch give good advice

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So, which Symmetra intro should I buy? It's either Askew or My Reality, since I don't like the other two.

askew to accentuate her spergitude

>Mei-rry

This one time, I saw these 2 guys kissing each other in the park. I was like, "this is the gayest thing I've ever seen". Then I saw this.

my new favorite thing is picking widow and sucking with her to trigger my team mates.

>WICKED!
>*Unloads a shitton of damage into the back of your tank's head*
>CHEERS LUV, THE CALVARY'S HERE
>*Turns toward your healer*
>BUMS AWAY!
>*Team tries to respond to the menace that's flying around*
>LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN!
>*Flies into the nearest face*
>YOU HAD IT COMING
Can nobody on my team shoot the fucking British shitposter zipping around uncontrolled?

DVA is a gremlin, she can't bully her way out of a paper bag.

If you're going to be a meta slave then it's DVA - Ana that is unstoppable, but it's not as cute as Pharmercy, in fact, it's kinda creepy.

Ana is top tier girl

>the era of adhd british playing is upon us

Best timeline.

Phara's got some very uneven breasts

That's her arm with bad shading

>YOU GOT WUTS CUMIN TO YA
>OY! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR STANDIN AROUND
>DEATH COMES!
>SQUISHED!
>YOU WANKAH!
>SORRY BIG GUY!

Why is she so adorable?

If the amount of SR you gain lose took more into account how close the match was, would that improve things or make it worse?

If it was a close match you get less SR for winning and lose less SR too. Vice versa if it's a curbstomping

Why aren't you on a pro team, /owg/?

because I suck

I WANT A D.VA COSPLAY EVENT WHERE EVERYONE IS D.VA
>OG D.VA
>Omnic Monk D.VA
>Cyborg D.VA
>Reaper D.VA
>D.VArya
>D.VAstion
>McD.VA
>Tracer D.VA
>Hacker D.VA
>Purple Sniper D.VA
>Support Sniper D.VA
>Archer D.VA
>Hammer mech D.VA
>DJ D.VA
>Angel D.VA
>Harambe/Gremlin D.VA
>Ice Queen D.VA
>Soldier D.VA
>Rocket Suit D.VA
>Bomber D.VA
>THICC D.VAA
>Builder D.VA
>Hardlight D.VA

Call me a D.VAutist for hell I care

>15 event boxes opened
>one (one) legendary
>it's the zarya emote
and then people wonder why nuclear weapons exist

because I'm a big streamer

Wish I could be this good with Junk every game, sometimes he just werks. But alas games like this are a rarity.

whose brilliant idea was it to make 6v6 mystery take place on hanamura 50% of the time

because sometimes the enemy is braindead enough to walk into your bombs and traps. and sometimes he isn't.

we keep getting event skins but when the fuck are we going to get more year-round items?!

Because it's a fundamentaly flawed game with very low skill ceiling, and winning professionnally would be like being world champion of floor cleaning.

Go to bed tim

Game is fundamentally too broken for me to take it anywhere near seriously.

So, which christmas skin is good for the whole year?
I think i will use Zen's and Mccree's

Is it me or is the Christmas event not as good as the Halloween one? Back then, a good 60-80% were using Halloween skins, and right now I rarely see anyone use any Christmas skin.

Or sometimes you're in Kings row and there are a lot of spots where you can just throw down bombs from above and you can lay a trap behind you so you'd know if anyone is out to kill you from behind. Even if they don't get stuck in the trap, you know when it gets destroyed.

Some maps are just perfect for Junkrat and some aren't.

Because I am too skilled for this basic game. In fact, every game is too fundamental for my skill, that's why I am not a pro for any esport, even though I easily could be. I've been scouted before by pro CS:GO, Overwatch, and SC2 teams.

Zarya's works for the whole year but it just looks bad compared to the weightlifter/champion ones so I will give it a pass.

or I just jump over your trap like I always do.

Because videogames are too easy to bother with. Dedicating a career to something so simple and basic would be limiting myself and my potential. I could become a "pro" in less than several months if I wanted to, especially in a game as simple as this one.

yes Halloween was much better especially the brawl.

Now if only your teammates are always that smart.

>"Don't barge in, young man. Time to get punished"

>all these shitters claiming they could easily go pro if they wanted to

pfffffffffffffffffft-lolok

they are, that's why no one plays Junkrat at my rank.

I'd use them if I had them desu. I like every skin but Roadhog's.

Isn't it obvious? Everyone in this general could be pro at this game, it's basically checkers. Since there's no skill involved, it's not worth becoming pro. It's just a game to have fun in, and that's why the Overwatch League is going to fail.

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Does anyone else get it where you hit someone with a Reinhardt melee and they get sent flying back a bit? It's fucking annoying, is there a way to stop it?

None of my mains got legendary skins.

Also a lot of the skins other than the legendaries are just "Regular skin with a christmas hat". Which is boring.

>get put into a stomp as backfill
>the enemy symmetra is on fire

Because If I wanted to be pro at a luck based game I would just go play Poker or Hearthstone.

These custom models are so shit, seriously look at the size of that fucking head.

If we were to replace overwatch's soundtrack with retro synth wave does the game improve?

youtube.com/watch?v=fI8AIuOFzZk

I could have also been a shit junk and not hit anything, there are games like this too, probably because of better players. I got 2 triple kills on attack, that was pretty nice at least.

I haven't gotten a single Christmas skin in any of my lootcrates.

no shit it's just a headhack

>now entering Numbani

YAAAAAA YOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIII

LAISSEZ L'ARAIGNÉE VOUS DÉVORER

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I will make him meta ;_;

JMAPPELE FETISH FUEL

dumb blue slut

>6 man
>high master/ grandmaster
>every game our comp is mercy, pharah, symmetra, rein, hog, soldier
>win every time

Gotta love the new Symmeta

>28k damage and 64 kills as dva
>5 minutes contesting
>barely win because every shitter thinks assault is the "carry" class

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At high ranks of any game people start giving less and less of a fuck and start playing shit for entertainment more often. Not really surprising if a bit frustrating.

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>Tfw lived long enough for Symm+Torb to be the new meta

This is the shittiest excuse I've heard all day.

any fellow Mercy players want to compare stats?

>pic related are mine.

Why wouldn't you live longer?

Assuming you are 4chans/overwatchs target audience and are somewhere around
>male
>20-40

You probably would have made even with severe depression, several addictions and 0 social interactions.

>No limits went from being a Torbfest to a Symmetra fest

SACRE BLEU

I think I'm old enough to the point where I have no idea whether this post is serious or not. H-Has irony gone too far?

one win away /owg/, give me your energy.

>inb4 hanzo main

i hope you lose

>3 tanks
>go zen
>last person to pick goes torb
>sigh and switch to mercy since I have to solo heal 3 tanks and not confident enough to play Ana
>assume torb is a troll
>he always makes sure I have armor the whole game
>never see him with armor
>I never die
>he sets turrets up in team fights and people are too busy fighting to destroy it
>win
You know what, some torbs are alright.

Okay user. Here, have my Silver Rank energy.

I'm certain that it will weigh you down and ensure your loss.

Was one win away from masters (my season goal) yesterday, left the match for today and actually won .

I wish you the best of luck, user!

glhf user!

pls pls

reply back w/ sr when you get stomped

>skirmish
>someone says "Heil Hitler"
>screencap it
How fucked is he if I report this?

C9 made me try out Sombra. Convinced some friends to try a dive comp with Sombra as the main healer on Temple of Anubis. Tracer/Winston/D.Va/Zen/Soldier

>tfw it worked

Some people can play Torb really well, yes. I have stopped shouting at anyone no matter what they pick and just give them a chance. If the team isnt tilting because of internal arguments sometimes the results are surprisingly good. Not to mention the enemy sometimes tilts super hard because they are losing to an attack torb/sym/bastion/whatever and actually makes the game easier.

are you so much of a faggot that you really care?

Not that user but I derive great pleasure from reporting people and getting them penalized. Not just in OW but IRL too. Don;t know why, snitching is just something I love doing.

Not that fucked, he will get a short-term ban or get muted for a while.