Wheeler Dealers

This show is fucking comfy.

Edd China's the fucking man.

they know that they've got
ran when parked

>completely unrealistic labor costs
>most of their cars would entail losing money if done professionally
>"We made a whopping 800 pounds profit after spending 42 hours restoring the car"
>Don't include the monthly overhead of rent and taxes

It's fun, but every time I consider going out to buy a Hemmings I remind myself it's going to cost a ton. But even then, it's less depreciation than a new car suffers in the first year.

The show is obviously scripted and Mike only gets good deals as he sucks the sellers off with TV fame.
Then...
>Mike drives outside of their garage when he's brought a car
>Camera car is already there with a camera pointing at the garage
>beeps horn and Edd slides out 2 seconds later.
>Edd acts like he wasn't even told Mikes brought a car
Stop fucking acting.
Mike is a fat irritating cunt who only gets money from the channel the show is broadcast on.

Indeed is.

Edd should make a show teaching mechanics, it's easy to learn shit from him.

Look what they did to this RX7

Sadly they always go fast and furious with any Japanese performance cars they get

>we paid [unrealistic low price] for this future classic
>sadly we could only sell it for [realistic price] which means we made a profit of almost 500 pound.

Car Sos is the superior comfy show

Super comfy, just wish there was less Mike and more Edd

It's the same shit tho.

Paki does all the work while the other dude is running around buying shit for unrealistic prices.

I saw an episode the other week of some widowed lady who still had her dead husbands R33 GTR.
It fucking made me sick, why the fuck should some old cow be driving a refurbished R33 when she didn't even have a go at it herself?
It didn't cost her a penny for a 20k jap tuner (Her husband must have paid for it).
They're a fucking charity.
I'll buy my Dad a dusty 911 or something and kill him and try and get on the show.

>They're a fucking charity

Thats the point of the show

Everyone knows these bits are scripted retard, that's not the point of the show.
Wheeler Dealers is fucking class because they don't add any stupid drama like literally every single american tv show.

I'm still waiting for Edd to grow a mustache and begin throwing wrenches at Mike. "GTFO of my garage, ya fookin' baaaastard!!"

Edd China is brilliant but Mike is kind of an annoying bitch sometimes. The programme is getting bigger; one can see massive leaps in production/budgets/scope from the earlier series to the more recent ones. Edd needs his own thing though.

Yeah... 94 FD owner here... Silver stone metallic R2... When I see this poor FD, it makes me sad. But then, I realize that even though they did hideous things to the exterior, they did at least install a Power FC, better intercooler, better radiator, etc... All things that anyone else would do to an FD.

There will never be a continues live feed of James may and Ed China doing a rebuild of some old exotic or interesting car

>change out a rusty bolt
>value of the car increases $1000
>put on a $300 set of aftermarket wheels
>car is worth another $1500 now??

How does this show work? Are British people stupid enough to buy this shit when they could of done it by themselves?

This needs to happen.

>people talking shit on Wheeler Dealers

Is nothing sacred?

I wouldn't say he's brilliant, he has mechanical help behind the scenes from professionals, the episode where Ed does a SLK he uses a fluke metre to determine if the convertible roof is broken which is impossible, I've worked for Mercedes 30+ years you need to scan the car with X-entry and find faults such issue so he definitely had help.