/gtag/ - Grant Theft Auto General

Intrusive Rocket Voltics Edition

Old Bread:>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL

>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older breads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/810903369938333696
youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E
youtube.com/watch?v=1AHNQZwCkd8
youtube.com/watch?v=ChpLV9AMqm4
youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk
youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>tfw you will never play pizza monkey with null

Who /best thing since heists/ here?

Works for me, I'm sure you did this but I didn't see you mention it. You have to upload the pictures from your in-game phone to the rockstar cloud or whatever it's called. If you did this please ignore.

On a seperate note, how about being able to change our character's appearance whenever we want now? Shit should have been in since launch but it's awesome.

FUG
Old Bread is actually here:

Someone post the fucking Bull.

>Social Club still processes Snapmatic Selfies quickly.
>This issue has been fixed since forever.
>There are no threads on their forums.
>thousands of responses from Rockstar, no need to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting works.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Minutes later my avatar changes.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, including Snapmatic.

May i join the pc crew? My sc name's Noritea
sorry if i did stuff in the wrong order, i found the groups before finding the thread.

xth for where rocket voltics go to die

Yes... You select a picture from GALLERY in the in-game menu.
By the way you can alter your character's appearance, now for mere $100k!

Wrong.

twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/810903369938333696

NTH FOR AT THE RACES IS HOTFIXED

Is it worth to do tt when you are on last strike with 164 mil /bros

When Trump gets sworn in Rockstar should patch the game to remove all Vato's and Martin. I'm tired of these churo chucking niggers stealing my crates and spamming me invites.

GUYS GUESS FUCKING WHAT
THEY RELEASED SNOOOOOOOOW
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
I RESTARTED MY GAME CAUSE IT CRASHED AND I LITERALLY ORGASMED ONCE I GOT BACK AND SAW THE SNOW
LIKE MY DICK JUST WENT KACHOW AND LAUNCHED A FAT LOAD RIGHT ONTO MY SCREEN

>tfw you land in a swimming pool hidden on some random roof
Sucks that you can't call your mechanic for one either right?

>Social Club still won't process Snapdragon's Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapdragon tho.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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If you're not baiting then I'll do it for you just to stop you posting this at the start of ever thread

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>500 million in shark card sales
>this is still an issue

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Lmao you think I'm THAT stupid?

can I get a PC invite?
SC:LegalHispanicguy

Only if you answer correctly:
Is the Kuruma an Evo or a WRX?

Buying a chopper.

Swift or SuperVolito?

and why.

frogger

Why is the Rocket Voltic the most fun vehicle in the game?

>great handling as a standard car
>callable from the M menu, no clunky phone calls needed
>ridiculous acceleration on-demand
>rip mad skids with rocket drifts
>launch into the hyperfunk zone anywhere you can get it remotely vertical
>great for hit-and-run attacks against shitters
>can't be impounded, just gets put back on cooldown

Not to mention that running people over with the rocket boost is probably the single most gratifying attack in the game. Christ, it's like landing a Warlock Punch into a Spinning Pile Driver onto a Super Shotgun blast. I don't know whether I want to be inside this car or if I want it inside of me.

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a NRG
duh

also will i forever be seen as the haha 12 year old meme

Frogger

CARGOBOB
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swift is faster
volito handles better, but its weight distribution makes landing harder

i have one on each character, theyre both good

ESC > Online > Crews > GTAG > View Members > Pick someone to join.

Only way it reliably works, senpai.

better paying 100000 than having one chance to modify your character

Annihilator.

> or if I want it inside of me.

l-lewd

how much does the new stuff cost, is it even worth playing again after not playing since the drift mustang thing was added

someone link the new elegy retro duping glitch

what do i add

xth for cat thinks i just shoot all over the place

youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E

youtube.com/watch?v=1AHNQZwCkd8

>1 chance
>implying
You had infinite chances nigga, you can still do it for free, in fact.
The patched way was following:
>Make new character
>Rank up to 6
>Load into Story
>Load into Online
>Get asked whether you want to change appearance
>Unplug Ethernet
>Load into Story
>Plug Ethernet back
>Go Online
>Get asked whether you want to change appearance
>Select "Yes"
>Your primary character walks in
>Modify
>Done.
And you could repeat this infinitely, because next time you switched to your secondary character it would ask you again.

I don't know the new method, but it's very similar. I didn't need to look it up because I don't need it anymore :^).

how to make cute trannies?

Nah, i can afford the edits with no problem, i tought there was going to be an option or something to edit body type because my character has no muscle and it's triggering me, like i don't want a bodybuilder but i want to have some body, unless that is related to the strenght atribute.

Slider magic.

I picked up some money from a hacker dropping briefcases like 2 weeks ago and now I'm afraid of storing any cash (earned legit) because R* may take it all away

Am I paranoid? I've made a lot more money on my own than the briefcases since then but I'm worried they won't care and just take it all

>thinking your sameface tranny is cute
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>Entry cost to start vehicle cargo is 2 million

well fuck that then

This thing is the ultimate tool for fucking with shitters.

>mfw npc tells you your waifu looks like a tranney

It also can snap necks of NPCs in the cars.
See big red circle on radar?
Accelerate into it
Whiplash trauma!
HOOOOOOONK

>tfw a group of loudmouths is hanging around at Benny's
>drive to them
>spin/drift a 180
>activate rocket boost while I have practically hit them
>they and their cars fly back into each other and the walls
>rocket boost the fuck out there
10/10 would shit again

you do it

>turn a 360 and rocket away

Like this.

This Resident Evil VII demo is pretty spoopy. Give it a shot.

thanks m8

>some angry kid is standing idle because he's typing in chat
>carefully pull up behind him in the voltic
>blow rocket ass in his face
>he gets thrown into a wall and dies

How do you stop your mechanic from covering up every single car you bring in?

Just let me enjoy looking at my horrendously customized stolen goods

>2017
>playing nippon console garbage
nope

Did our leaker say something about a tuner update or was everyone else here just memeing on me?

i haven't had any car covered yet

do i need a fancy expensive garage for this to happen?

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>console
I'm not playing it on a console.

>ride_of_the_Valkyries.webm

>our
get the fuck out

Oi, that's Nipple

kys

All I remember was him teasing a Skyline and we got a Skyline

>no JW2 dlc

youtube.com/watch?v=ChpLV9AMqm4

Service announcements from Donald Love.

why would you save nessi's """"""""""art""""""""""

Hey, buddy, I think you have the wrong thread. /pdg/ is two pages down.

Its an 100% console game.

youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk

youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM

can't believe 100% of the people posting ITT don't have this in their radio folder.

wat

Blater is so cool and great with rockets, I wish I was blaster.

because it's already in the game on the 2nd best station.

>ness
all I can think of is pic related

except for the pc version

no

it's just because consoles can't handle over certain amount of cars without the covers

so enjoy being cucked by plebs

>Driving with my car all relaxed
>Rockstar servers get cucked
>Try to rejoin
>IT'S TAKING LONGER TO VERIFY THE ACCOUNT OWNERSHIP
what?

how

how do i stop my game from sperging out every 5 seconds

>how do i _______?
answer

What are the best and worst import/export warehouse locations?

>we can have absurd halloween and heist clothes 24/7, 365 days a year
>cant have christmas clothes

So fucking dumb

>best
cheapest one
>worst
not cheapest one

Moralfags ww@

I love this car, it fills my need for a Ferrari because the fuckers don't want to me a Testarossa looklike.

>halloween, independence day and valentine's day stuff good all year round
>christmas is 2 weeks with snow on 5 days

The cheapest one right off the highway which is nice
You might also want one that's near the hills where most of the cars are delivered to, and close to your office so you can start a steal mission quickly after completing one.

How much cash do you earn if you turn it in?

how much is it

received $5k
that entity is a mid range might get more for top cars