Dota 2 General - /d2g/

nice frames per second, dotards

is this gay or straight porn I can't tell

ayyyyy fuckin thanks man. Hopefully I can save this playlist.

>Still waiting for MK to get nerfed.

Why? This hero is perfectly balanced
just stun him and nuke him down

>if I keep the chat on I have to deal with mongs
>if I turn it off I miss out on basic communication about who goes where and other shit like that

what do i do?
is there any way to mute the enemy chat by default?

Ilexa!

f-list.net/c/ilexa

what the fuck

>hurr durr lvl 18 solo mid wrecks a lvl 7 support and a lvl 12 trilane carry

wow nerf fucking when? heroes should be equally strong at all levels XD

Why is she spitting out her milk?

>lvl 10: -15s tornado or +1 spirit
>lvl 25: aoe deafening blast or global cast range meatball

You could easily make a Timbersaw or Lycan webm that looks just as OP

So, I was at 2.9kMMR and now i have 2.4,
How can I win and leave this shithole?
Should I spam Drow/Sven/MK? Help me /d2g

She obviously accidentally sipped from a spoiled carton!

>can't pull

why is this important to a game anyway?

hon and Dota are literally the ONLY games off the top of my head that still have Pulling mechanics. Dawngate,infintite crisis,vainglory and all the others dont have this and to be frank good riddance. its not fun and its outdated. its basically a "skill check" that gives a marginal boost to GPM. I think it would be much better off it certain camps automatically stacked .

>lane control

youtube.com/watch?v=eQz3yU5tzJ0

>>can't block creeps

as in lane creeps or camp blocking? lane creep blocking is seldom used outside of level 1 (your going to be pulling them into the jungle way more often after that)

and camp blocking is sorta cancer

>Towers are so strong you cant dive

okay know I KNOW for a fact you dont play LoL

Towers dont do shit after level 5 bruh.

also how can you gripe about deathball meta when deathballing into rax is the most popular meta right now in Dota? memepush and RAT is fucking dead.

>thats why it has so little kills no one can take a risk cause getting wiped means game over

no it has little to no kills because the reward more often than not is not worth the risk in LoL as killing a person doesnt deprive them of any gold and if you get reverse wiped youll be behind in Items (which is the one thing that matters because scaling in LoL is VERY homogeneous )

uhhh wth is this??

based korean friend making cute art of Ilexa again

each segment in a health bar is 250 hp
that MK has about 800 HP
that means he's level 5

Dota girls are canonically very clumsy with their dairy products

Fwosh?

what if I already have?

>"monkey king is balanced"

>lvl10 +8 max greevil's greed gold or +20 damage
>lvl25 -6 acid spray armor or unstable concoction can be ground targeted

guys
monkey kings jude thingy passive lifesteal
ignores armor
ehmmm
guys..
guys?

>enemy team has a fucking support monkey king failing to dive me mid
>fast forward twenty minutes
>godlike killing everyone

Fuck this game.

why would anyone ever pick the acid spray one, fucking up a concoction can be game losing

git gud

Allience won, guys!

MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
YOU MADMEN

GOD DAMN YOU GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

b-but hes only good in lane lol :d
hes a semi-carry guys I swear haha xD just play for late lamao

see this
wat do

why is d2g so awful anyway

The only way he's not a carry is that he doesn't actually need items to shit on you. They just help.

what kind of cat is that?

>slacks stream
>that range on kangs
what the fuck

this ice ain't nice

>>>>>>slacks stream

store.steampowered.com/news/8116/
store.steampowered.com/news/8116/

>Dota 2 Update - December 19, 2016
>7.00b:
>* Boundless Strike critical strike from 200% to 175%
>* Tree Dance cast range from 1000 to 400/600/800/1000
>* Primal Spring damage from 100/180/260/340 to 75/150/225/300
>* Primal Spring slow from 40/50/60/70% to 20/30/40/50%
>* Jinju Mastery bonus damage from 80/120/160/200 to 40/80/120/160
>* Jinju Mastery lifesteal from 20/30/40/50% to 25%
>* Jinju Mastery is now a magic damage instance and will not critically strike with Boundless Strike
>* Jinju Mastery now has a charge duration of 30 seconds on Monkey King
>* Fixed a bug where Jinju Mastery was occurring before reductions
>* Mischief no longer fools towers, the fountain or roshan.
>* Mischief courier speed from 350 to 200
>* Wukong's Command soldier damage from 100% of Monkey King's attacks to 75%
>* Wukong's Command soldiers now share cooldowns with item based abilities like Basher with Monkey King
>* Wukong's Command mana cost from 100 to 175/200/225
>* Wukong's Command duration from 13/14/15 to 7/9/11
>* Nature's Guise stun duration from 1/1.4/1.8/2.2 to 0.4/0.9/1.2/1.5

Come say that to my face, nerd

>slacks stream

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

For Techies,

1. Are you only supposed to place mines (mostly) behind objects? ie trees, secret shop etc?

2. Can enemies see the health bar of mines? This would make them a lot more obvious if so.

What did he mean by this

twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/810922522992443392

Artour kicked 100%

>36485
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Reminder that playing dota well doesn't make you skilled or anything else.

Artour back to Secret

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>sit on the hero for a year
>never even try him once to test balance & notice he's fucking ridiculous
??

rate my ideas

PA

>lvl 25 Guaranteed Coup De Grace against Targets below 31% hp OR X2 Stifling Dagger and blink range

DOOM

>lvl25: Doom gains any passive disabled from DOOM OR Scorched Earth becomes a free to cast Toggle

NIGHT HUNTER

>level 25:Any hero that attacks night stalker at night has Crippling Fear applied to them OR Hunter of Night movement speed aura

TINY

lvl25: Tosses 3 targets OR X2 Craggy exterior proc chance and 15 armor

Artour goes to OG. N0tail kicked.

penis

>Earth has more human life than it can sustain and the limited resources are dwindling
>faggots like you STILL run around saying literally EVERY SINGLE person should have a family +kids because the joys of childcare/loving wife or what the fuck ever hogwash

words cant describe how angry people like you make me

>Money King gets two items.
>roflstomps the game for 50 minutes
Great fucking hero design.

Bet he isn't getting nerfed because he has fucking arcana.

delete your message and never talk about balance ever again

>westerners shouldn't have children

Wonder who is behind this post

based slacks calling out valve for making KANG op to sell arcanas

at what point did that post mention that it was directed at westerners directly?

jesus fucking christ do you guys have a victim complex or what? Maybe its just rabid paranoia?

Go away faggot. I don't want to go get a wife and take care of her son.

he will get nerfed to pave way for the Juggernaut arcana coming this upcoming Chinese new year

Tell that to africa and china. Specifically africa.

Implying you could get a wife.
You MGTOWs are pathetic

>not wanting to pass on your genes

You're a failure of life

Dota is just glorified checkers and you should go impregnate a girl and get a job to sustain that family. That will make you truly happy. Multiplayer video games don't make you happy unless you win.

>trying to theorycraft new meta for visage
>familiars deal bonus damage so dom alpha wolf auras are useless

i just want to meme

What can I play while waiting for the heat death of the Universe?

let me guess, youre not angry at africans have massive accelerated breeding rates but youre upset at everyone else who has stable or declining breeding rates right, reddit cuck?

AA :^)

Anyone can pull off his dick and impregnate some slut. Not anyone can win a game in dota.

how does "passing your genes" actually even help YOU directly in the long run though?

whats so special about YOUR blood line rather the 10000000s of others on this earth?

god forbid you have some sorta of latent hereditary problems too.

>implying I can pass on my genes
Even if I get a gf and she gets pregnant, it's probably gonna be someone else's genes, not mine. I'm not an attractive chad so she will go get impregnated by someone else anyway.

I cannot care less about what happens in this fucking world. It doesn't need me and I won't do anything for it.

...

>how does having children help you?
It's the alternative to relying on the government to keep you alive in your old age.

But you're b8'ing anyway. Just fuck off.

It's just a natural thing bro,
like I said you're a complete failure as man if you dont feel the need to fuck and impregnate a woman/women

Grow up

Anyone can do both of those things. Even if you feed 0-30-0 you will win some games because your team will snowball so hard that you literally can't lose. Raising a family is more important than playing an endless game that gets reset every 45 mins and gives you no progression. You are getting NOWHERE with dota.

Why does such a short blade have a 2 handed handle? Why is it so bent?

I feel the need to impregnate a girl in public. But that doesn't mean I'll do it. You're some kind of gypsy that says "follow your instincts" our instincts also tell us to murder people. We don't all do that do we?

>wekk after the largest patch in dota history
>esports shuffle season beginning
>/d2g/ is nothing but shitty /r9k/-tier bait about having kids

DELETE THIS CREEP FROM THE GAME RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I need to breed sheever gravid, user.

>I cannot care less about what happens in this fucking world. It doesn't need me and I won't do anything for it.
and yet you said you get 'angry as fuck' when people say you should make more children. you literally make no sense reddit fag.

The Africans and Chinese are leading fulfilled lives by having loving wives and children compared to you miserable NEETs that spent all your lives "perfecting the way you play this endless multiplayer game that gets unbalanced every 6 months.

is it me or is he easier to kill than other ancient creeps

we heard you like active creep abilities proccing during jungling

I like them you can nuke them down with AP carries

>It's the alternative to relying on the government to keep you alive in your old age.

but why not adopt?

do you think adoptive kids wont treat thier parents the same as biological ones in thier old age?
are you sure you thought this question through?

>like I said you're a complete failure as man if you dont feel the need to fuck and impregnate a woman

I think tons of males want to impregnate women the problem is the amount of effort you have to put into them just to get to that point

0% magic resistance, low armor. Yes.

Reminder to give yous to shitposters.

If you can't resist replying, at least don't quote them.

well dota 7.0 is shit so what else would we talk about? no one even wants to play this shit.

Stop telling me and others like me to live my life differently. There's no right way to live life. Having children is only one way.