Well, back in MY day, we had these round black things called WHEELS!!! And they went round and round, and we had to change these damn things every few years. Most of these things we called 'cars' usually had 4 of them.. but a few people liked to use only 2 wheels. That's right kid, we actually touched the ground with these things, and it was all bumpy and slippery when it rained... or snowed. That white cold stuff you see in the history books? Yeah, we had that too. Boy could that stuff be a real bother! Yeah, we didn't have no 'hovercrafts' back then.
And we didn't have no batteries or hydrogen tanks either, nuh uh! We had this stuff called 'gas', or 'petrol', as the United States of Eurabia calls it, back when it was formally known as 'Europe'. We had to physically put the stuff inside our car, and boy oh boy did it stink to high heaven! So much so that those damn niggers over in Australia liked to sniff it.
Anyway kid, thats enough about me.. go see your grandma, she needs some help baking again.
Chase Williams
hearty kek
Jeremiah Watson
>be millennial >have to literally "back in my day" when people ask what the big round disk is for on my classic car. i feel so old
James Mitchell
>And we didn't have no batteries uhmmmm
yes we do. There are cars with hydrogen fuel cells too.
Asher Price
are you talking about CDs?
Owen Sanchez
Air cleaners
Noah Hughes
The Nostalgia! Rip
Carson Wood
I know that feeling. Try describing what's underneath it.
Christopher Gomez
>Try describing what's underneath it. fuck that >Sit down class, today we're going to talk about the various forms of fuel delivery and why you need it.
Tyler Sanchez
2001 was 19 years ago.
Caleb Cruz
>tfw motorcycle has no battery >tfw mechanic ignition system >tfw no emissions testing >tfw aircooled
James Bell
Time goes so fast
Carter Stewart
>15 years ago you were sitting in second grade when a schoolwide announcement told the teachers to turn on their tvs >15 years ago you sat at your desk and watched planes flying into buildings >15 years ago you heard a teacher sobbing because her son worked in one of the towers It really has been that long. All fucking muslims must fucking hang
Thomas Turner
People who don't remember 9/11 voted in this election
>captcha
Gabriel Cox
This is correct
Joseph King
We've had 115 years to rid the earth of them but we haven't Sad
Kayden Jackson
>17 years ago, people thought computers were going to die in a few weeks >15 years ago it was my first day of preschool, and I went home to watch the buildings burn >14 years ago, people were freaking out about anthrax in the mail >13 years ago, the shuttle blew up again >11 years ago, people were killing eachother to get Xbawckses WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE
Andrew Hall
We haven't had a Pope capable of rallying the final crusade
/edge
Hudson Flores
>those damn niggers from australia liked to sniff it. I wasn't expecting to lose my sides reading this.
Nathan Richardson
how immature can you be?
Robert Reed
alot.
Ayden Edwards
>I'll never have grandkids to explain shit to I'm gonna go drink now.
Ryan Cook
>moooooooom, the neighboring old man is rambling about non hover cars again.
