Downloading more RAM

"No replacement for displacement"

cai is more for the sound; only a fool would think they actually give you +10hp as mentiosn

close but its actually fake red calipers, bonus points it you put them on drum brakes

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Nah, in certain instances it can increase HP.

K&N filter

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people actually buy these?

Da red truks are FASTA

obviously a chip

Turbo encabulator.

What you all aren't getting is that downloading more ram is just a meme, not a real product people are trying to profit from.

octane boosters

>Cold air intake adds +100hp

turbo timers

"The Turbulator"

cooling your turbo after driving isn´t useless.

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I never understood this add, I would definitely download a real car if I could, and I have downloaded many cars for vidya

Blinker fluid

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Blinker fluid

>Painting your intercooler black
Painting your rotors / drum brakes red

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looks pretty good to be honest

"yeah it's boosted"

Electrical assist to reduce lag, like f1

this

Bore and stroke

this and only this

>uncle paints all his wheels red
>because he's too lazy to take them off and paint the calipers
>paints the disc too

I hope you're memeing, the original said "you wouldn't steal a car"

"downloading more ram" is supposed to be a technologically illiterate guy wanting to upgrade his ram illegally and for free
Maybe the throwing mothballs into the exhaust to increase power is the equivalent. There was this urban legend that truckers did it to climb steep hills where the engine struggled.

high flow air filter and an ecu flash

So they thought that the small amounts of napthalane was somehow combustion enough to add enough power to go up hills?

It must have been known that napthalane was highly flammable

How is that supposed to communicate with the ecm?
I knew a guy with one of these, I told him to just think about it and he got mad.

>So they thought that the small amounts of napthalane was somehow combustion enough to add enough power to go up hills?
They didn't actually do it, they told gullible people that they did it. Listening to a trucker's stories here and giving them credence is like listening to a guy's fishing or pussy conquest stories.

It works in theory by absorbing a certain amount of energy in the system and preventing discharge after the car shuts off or something like that

But the capacitor is so fucking small the effects are unnoticeable.

at lest the wheels are attached properly

lol is that a fiero?

that body kit is fucking hideous
I bet he has HIDs in his reflectors too

mudflaps on cars

and spoilers

/thread

Dodge Stealths have muffler bearings though, for the valves

Mudflaps are functional though.
>thought I was slick one night
>getting sideways on gravel roads
>go home and find countless rock chips

They really do. They're usually filipinos.

Superchargers.

>octane booster

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Downloading Eurobeat to gain the ability to drift round corners.

For my car you're basically guaranteed 10-15 hp because the car is so air hungry. In some instances it is true, others not so true since every car is different.

Those are cmpletely different from the models that you can buy off eBay.

That's a decent UI upgrade though.

>33 posts before 'blinker fluid'
Should have been the first goddamn post.

Hey now, starting fluid actually works.

octane boosters do work, though. By reducing pinging or spark knock you effectively have "boosted" the octane of the gasoline.

>25% ether
>not being useful

This is the only correct answer.

It never said that you autist

that looks cool though, it's not an actual meme

But it did. Stay mad.
youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU

>being so wrong that you edit an old video to include a phrase you thought was in the original video, then upload it to Veeky Forums to "prove" your point
wew lad, maybe I'll just concede. You have WAY too much time on your hands

>You have WAY too much time on your hands
If we assume you're right, that video was uploaded in 2007. That's a reeeeeeeally fucking long con as far as internet arguments go. You have to at least respect his dedication, that's some fucking 4D chess shit right there.

Or you're just wrong, I don't know, let's call my friend and let him decide, you may have heard of his razor.