/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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In this thread:
>cancerous waifuposting
>shitposting about others waifus
>no hope for Andromeda
>Femshep Bestshep


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>In this thread:
>cancerous waifuposting
damn right

I like Jack

Liara best waifu

I disagree with you

but I will respect your bad decision

SPACE

your opinion holds no significance

>
dont be such a fucking faggot
we are in prime posting time and were on imagelimit

your dick holds no significance

your mom disagrees :^)

First for best girl.

>tali
>purple

dad?

im disappointing that you use Veeky Forums and that you're on /meg/

I dinndu nuthin ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!

Reminder that Liara handed over Shepard's remains to potentially their worst enemies and the ones responsible for killing their team on Akuze, didn't know about the Lazarus Project when she handed Shepard's body over to Cerberus, argued against bringing Shepard back when she found out, and didn't tell anyone about what she did, leading directly to Garrus throwing his life away, Shepard getting labeled as a terrorist when the authorities mistake them for working with Cerberus, Ashley/Kaidan having a misunderstanding with Shepard on Horizon, and the Council nearly having Shepard executed.

>responsible for killing their team on Akuze,
>choosing sole survivor background

It's hip to fuck Quarians

>Liara haters trying this hard
Tali just fucks off with her stolen Normandy technology never thinking about shepard again
Ashley just fucks off
Liara saves Shepard who wouldve been sold to the Collectors otherwise, risking her life, even going so far as to work with a prohuman terror organization.
All just because she loves Shepard so much.
No Liara and the Reapers win.

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Tali is ok

Get you country back on track, mate.

germany is just making a point

>back on track
good one

SAVE or DESTROY ?
The Rachni Queen
Kenji's Greybox
Project Overlord
The Geth Heretic Base
The Collector Base
Your waifu's virginity

>The Rachni Queen
>Kenji's Greybox
>Project Overlord
>The Geth Heretic Base
>The Collector Base
DESTROY

>Your waifu's virginity
>mfw my waifu is Jack

Kill xeno scum
Protect the Alliance
Save autistic human
Kill robots
Kill xeno scum
After marriage

These are all common sense questions.

The rachni are effectively harmless given there's literally just one queen left, and said queen has done literally nothing wrong. Let it live.

That greybox has incriminating evidence that could start a war and no other practical value. Destroy it.

Cerberus doesn't know what the fuck it's doing again. Save David and shoot Gavin in the head.

The geth are 100% hostile murder robots and have always been 100% hostile murder robots. You have zero reason to trust them. Destroy it.

You've got zero reason to trust TIM and every reason to fear indoctrination. Blow it up.

>That greybox has incriminating evidence that could start a war and no other practical value. Destroy it.
Shit gets leaked anyway, might aswell just leave it with Kasumi.
canonically it makes more sense actually.

Save the Rachni Queen.
Destroy the Graybox, thats critically dangerous information and being plugged into that thing during most of your time is unhealthy.
Save David, slap Gavin's shit.
Rewrite the Heretics, regret it initially in 3, then be satisfied when you get both fleets.
Destroy the base not because, "oh the humanity", but because the Illusive Man can't be trusted with that knowledge.
Savor the last shot before popping her heat sink

What about an intact anal virginity ?

well.....

I'm not using meta-knowledge here. Mass Effect in general has enough of characters just reading ahead in the script, no need to treat it that way and make the problem worse.

Whoever designed that statue may have enjoyed themselves a little too much while making it and I'm okay with that

>picture of statue that shows an alien in a space suit is posted for the hundredth time

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>"Keelah Shepard, I know I'm the one with the shotgun, but why do I always have to take point?"

>angry frog
You're no better.

DELET THIS

Let it fuel your rage.

Thinking back on it I don't know how I didn't pick up on how much Sith Lord-tier shit Javik says.

>wide hips
>round cheeks
>thick thighs
I'm not even a Talifag man, fucking hell. Whoever made this needs a medal.

how can Tali even compete?

>those textures

was that made using some sort of golf ball brush

So, who was on your team for the final mission of each game, /meg/ ? We're speaking Ilos, Reaper Larva fight and Conduit Run.

ME1 : Tali / Wrex
ME2 : Tali / Grunt
ME3 : Tali / Javik

still better than a butt in a suit

>most useless teammate in all of the most significant missions

ME1: Liara/Garrus
ME2: Garrus/Legion
ME3: Liara/Garrus
class: Infiltrator

Tali and Garrus for all three, just for the sense of completeness.

I see you're not even trying anymore

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ME1:Garrus,Wrex
ME2:Jack, Garrus
ME3: Garrus, Liara

Great reaction gif friend! I think we all laughed at that one haha!

No, both are disgusting xeno scum, yours just looks like it was made out of a golf ball

Garrus/Wrex
Garrus/Zaeed/Mordin
James/Garrus/Javik

The geth did nothing wrong.

>not wanting to feel Liaras bumpy scales on your skin
always these fucking homos shitting up the thread

>wanting to ever be near xenos
>unironically being a xeno sympathiser

Yuck

ME1: Garrus / Wrex
ME2: Garrus / Legion
ME3: Garrus / Tali

>playing a romancesimulator set in space
>complains about alien waifus
real abstract kind of autism you have there

asari are all futa.

It is pretty great

>futa
everyone who faps to this shit needs to be shot

Tali is grey not purple

>play a humanity first alien genociding simulator
>thinks its a waifushit game

yes, you certainly do have the artisms

Didn't think that there would be Cerberus posters here.

Czechfag here. Jesus Christ, Germany what the fuck. You are beginning to be like France and France is gay. Also what the fuck Turkey x2. I work as a security advisor for local embassies and I had to work additional four hours today.

Also I really like to see Liara poster(s). Because she is definitely the best waifu around. Jack is good as well

No, she is desert brown

I disagree with your choice of waifus but whatevs, Just advise me with something security-ish
No suicide or getting out accepted

shes canon a grey bald disgusting xeno

>Just advise me with something security-ish
Don't date space gypsies.

>Jack is good as well
You're a cool guy

Fair enough
No more blue babes tho, feels wrong

i.imgur.com/4krBf25.jpg

Didn't even swell up a little.

Aww.

Sweet page 10 at ameritime

Will you pound sweet Andromedan pussy if it's avaible, /meg/ ?

No sweet pussy, only Shrek.

>bald


Literally not canon

Those are cybernetic wires

It's literally dextro rotated keratin

I dont understand that xeno talk, speak english

>Not knowing basic scientific terms

>xeno speak
>basic science

yeah, stupid xeno science, use real human science

>xeno talk

It's basic level biology mate.

Most amino acids are chiral, the amino acids that make up the protein Keratin which is what hair is made of would have to be dextro-rotated for quarians, for us it's levo-rotated

>Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

Your "scientific terms" smell of heresy, citizen.

Anyways what are you saying 'bout new Blade Runner trailer? youtube.com/watch?v=haXvp8M9Cog Shit looks great
>Ford
>Gosling
>Scott
>Villenue
>Vangelis soundtrack

Isn't the local species those frumpy pink/purple things that look like cocker spaniels?

Kett lips are made for ______.

Not those, the non hostile ones we've seen hanging out in the outpost

Wasn't one of the yet-to-be-revealed companions supposed to be one of this species?

what is that alien in the back right? its got like a conehead

>look at our definitely not draenei copy aliums. So alien and original, just explore xD

There are literally thousands of ways to do original aliens. And they even got it somewhat right with various non-differently-colored-humans back in original series. But no, they have to fuck up everything.

Conehead alien in the back as someone taking pictures of his/her/its/xir/mir/zen butt.

me on the right

i think that's a salarian in profile.

on zoom, it's got a carapace like a turian so i have no fucking clue what it is.

Turian looking at the floor

It looks like its got an egg shaped head and its ears are on the side and they look like antennae

The funny thing is that Draenei themselves are a rip off tieflings.

They never should have revealed what she looked like

>There are literally thousands of ways to do original aliens. And they even got it somewhat right with various non-differently-colored-humans back in original series. But no, they have to fuck up everything.

From what I've seen, this race is only being shown as male too in that trailer. They might be making all the same mistakes from the original trilogy with this one. Granted, I only count 4 of them in that short run through the colony outpost, but they all look like men.

>And they even got it somewhat right with various non-differently-colored-humans back in original series.