Yumi General #1 (also known as Senran Kagura General #955 /skg/)

So should I hail Yozakura? I just want to make sure I'm submitting to the proper authority. I don't want to look stupid.

Do you think she would cum?

I'm a better owner for her than you are.

Probably. That freak can get off on anything.

She can't get off on being dominant. Checkmate athiests.

[happy spider noises]

Yes. Yoza has very powerful friends and you do not want to be on her shit list.

Are you guys ready for SK to become normie shit and face heavy media controversy when PBS gets released?

All hail Yozakura! I love her! She's the greatest senran and leader we could ask for! So I'm safe now right? I'm not going to dungeon?

You want me to fight for my Ryouna honor too don't you?

youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY

What honor? I don't even like her and I could make her happier than you could.

Ryouna has the most honor of all Senrans

>implying the normies would play PBS

At this point I'm just praying the controls are good and the AI is competent. That will give us a decent third person shooter at the very least. I'm not so optimistic about the animations though, since the latest trailed looked REALLY stiff (legs only had a single animation and got twisted 45 degrees to walk at diagonals, etc).

But I want to do lewd things with her.

I think PBS will sell at least 250,000 units

Unlikely, EV's PS4 version only moved 30k units before dropping out the charts

I want to drink the water that flow through Kumo's vagina during shower!

So what exactly would happen if PBS sells poorly? They can't fall back on excuses like they did with SK2 (the game is probably piss easy, it has Yumi, it has tons of advertising, etc).

PBS won't bomb.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they are already past the middle point of breaking even with the stupidly priced Yumi Edition versions but even being extremely generous, I doubt that will go past the 50k mark.

SK will NEVER become "normie shit."

It kicked Murasame in the groin to hard, and was virtually non-existent in SKEV, for that to happen.

>tfw no playable Hanzo, Kiriya, Mr. K, and Murasame in PBS

Katsu is a good girl

Only being on PS4 rather than it and vita, probably. On both it passed 100k azt I'd heard. Not that I think it'll sell poorly, mind you

It probably won't do too badly since retards will buy overpriced Yumi crap.

>no Hanzo, Kiriya, all the cool old motherfuckers playable back in the heyday
>ever
I should be over this.

Agreed.

For me to titfuck.

Does your senran like bad boys?

When there is no more room in hell, the dead shall HATE EVERY GIRL!

all hail best girl being best again

requesting that one pic of Hikage giving the finger

does anyone have all this year's murasaki new wave images in a album or something, please and thank

Literally the purest Senran

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>purest

That's not Hibari or Minori.

>purest
Not literally every other Senrans

Whonori?

Gee i hope i get Kagura for chistmas this year

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Don't give Ikaruga underwear for christmas.

Guys, I'm concerned. We have less than 2 weeks to get to 1000.

Post faster.

Why? Seems like it works.

Give Ikaruga orgasms for Christmas.

Who is the worst squad and why is it Gessen?

>Yumi
>Yozakura
>Minori
Thank god it has Shiki there.

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*slap*
Yo is cool, Minori is ok

What happens at 1000 threads?

Senrans become real life. But only if it's before the new year.

Why don't we just skip ahead and call the next one /skg/ - 1k Shiki edition

Shiki was literally created for sexual

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Minori is autism tier trash.

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Hibari is autistic

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I genuinely think Yomi has some sort of autism.

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please stop posting this.

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I FUCKING HATE YUMI

No.

Define poorly.

Poorly

Adverb

In a way or at a level that is considered inadequate

>user is doing poorly in school.

PBS selling 20k first week is enough for a success.

I want to tickle Minori's bottom.

Is there any Senran that's more comfy and made for christmas than Murasaki?

Literally any of them.

My grandma used to make me that exact same sweater for Christmas.

This
Saki is a senran for a dumpster diver.

It's okay to be jealous anons, I'll enjoy christmas with my Senran nevertheless.

Do you think she gets upset that she buys clothing that looks good on other girls but only show off her underboob on her?

Probably not, she can wear them at home and she looks very cute in them aswell. She might get a bit cold though.

Murasaki is a quality Senran. Would hug.

No one said they were jealous.

if he actually is spending Christmas with Murasaki in real life I am jealous honestly..

I'm pretty sure everyone would be jealous

Is everyone here suicidal in your head?

I am another user that is somewhat suicidal. I want to suffocate myself with a pair of boobs.

No, that would make her sad. You should strive for happiness between her boobs instead.

Well the only kind of death you'd get by trying to talk with Murasaki is death by root.

I found this lost kitten earlier today. She's taking a warm bath so she doesn't catch a cold. I'll sodomize her later and press her tiny head into a pillow that she can purr into while enjoying it.

Do it and I'll sodomize you with my fist.

Why? If she purrs she enjoys it.

I want to kick her face and lick her nosebleed

I don't really like Murasaki. I just want to die by boobs.

Brojobs

>driving with friend
>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick
>we both laugh and I unzip his pants
>park the car while fondling his balls
>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke
>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot
>almost choke on his dick because I'm laughing so hard
>friend is also laughing his ass off
>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"
>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot
>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends

user pls, you're making me gay

It is hot in here, or it is just Homu?

I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!

Is it okay to be sexually attracted to Mirai even though I'm a girl? I just want her to sit between my legs with her back facing me while I caress her whole body and rub my breasts against her back.

Post thighs pls