/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Anyone Want A Foursome Edition
Starlight Celebration (December 15th - December 31st)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/The_Starlight_Celebration/

Free login campaign (December 1st - January 4th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca

Tokyo Fanfest (December 23rd - December 24th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/34e70073fb0a9d3f7059d05394abe5faf882f0a2

Patch 3.45 Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb

Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

Stormblood Expansion Teaser
youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu

Previously:
veekyforums.com/thread/163215181/video-games

Other urls found in this thread:

4gamer.net/games/278/G027835/20161219062/
strawpoll.me/11917670
strawpoll.me/11918005
youtube.com/watch?v=DgASEyey_KQ
fflogs.com/reports/hbgHYCn9Gj6kcdFW#fight=13&type=auras&source=9&ability=1000135
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/10820679/
youtube.com/watch?v=Uno7f5IGAPI
veekyforums.com/thread/163288167/video-games

SniperGod
SniperGod

naka's tender and succulent boypussy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Moogles are dicks

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

4gamer.net/games/278/G027835/20161219062/

dancer is coming and there's nothing you can do about it

Supergrass
Supergrass

Moogles are much less terrible when you're teaching the idiots how to craft. You get to slap one and everything

takes2long
takes2long

Elezen day is today

Emberburn
Emberburn

Give the children what they deserve.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can you point me to where it talks about DNC anywhere in that article?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I couldn't care whether Dancer was added as a tank. I'm sad that the best Warring Triad got the worst worshipers

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

care to explain what you mean? for someone not deepily into the lore but with a decent base understanding

FastChef
FastChef

Scion armor is literally a patchwork horror of at least 5 different armor sets from 4-5 patches ago
and Thordan sword
lol

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oops meant for

Evilember
Evilember

Go away degenerate

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sephirot was worshiped by tree people. Sophia was worshiped by a ton of races. Zurvan is worshiped by a bunch of horses in a game and series where horses are largely irrelevant because we usually use KFC meals as transport. So I'm hoping for at least a good lore reason why these horses mattered in Meracydia. At least the tree people worshiping Sephirot made sense, and Sophia having a ton of races worshiping her and her ability to maintain balance between all of them made sense

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This new hair is amazing.

Soft_member
Soft_member

already avatarfagging with it

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ah i see now

thanks for explaining, user

WebTool
WebTool

posting promotional screenshots from the devs themselves
avatarfagging

FastChef
FastChef

how many more times are we going to post this screenshot?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

that's what I said bitch dont talk back

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Once

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I want to marry an elezen!

TreeEater
TreeEater

caster set is mustard gas yellow

DeathDog
DeathDog

They already did Plague Doctor, they wanted a new idea

Soft_member
Soft_member

Also, I really hope this is Flare Star.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

wipe on floor 95

ye

solo is hell

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw will never get to pump it inside Renko's plump red lips

RavySnake
RavySnake

literally just send a tell and mention cucking mari and he'll be all over you like fish on a hook

Lunatick
Lunatick

xD

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Should Monks be buffed? I'm sick of seeing all these edgy faglords NIN/DRG in my parties all the time. Why does nobody run Monks?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

sandcat went full bimbo

whereismyname
whereismyname

Seriously though, you could really just send them a tell and talk to them. They're pretty fucking lewd.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

how do you know that user! I'm not sure if renko would even let me do that

Snarelure
Snarelure

renko thirsty as fuck for tells hour

Techpill
Techpill

Moni...

SniperWish
SniperWish

Renko is sly.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Renko says why.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Poor Mari Onette...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm cumming

How is everyone else?

Flameblow
Flameblow

i feel awful
should sleep

RumChicken
RumChicken

Go to sleep, Lily.
You've had a long day of erp.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Is this an original Magitek Armor?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Do NOT mention Lily here ever again!!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

My elezen mistress is sitting on my face right now

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Hot! pics!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I giggled

Soft_member
Soft_member

siren lizard. Net died out! Waiting for it to stabilize

Flameblow
Flameblow

New hair? Did they add new ones in some patch? I haven't seen any info on it?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

the original design from ff6 yes

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Three collars now?

Lunatick
Lunatick

they added 3-4 hairstyles from type-0 every patch since 3.0, that's sicse's hairstyle

Methnerd
Methnerd

I don't recognize that one though, where do you get it?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Paging Lily...

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it will be implemented in patch 3.5, you know, like the rest of the 3.5 things teasered in that article?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Oh, well I didn't read that article, so.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sunn erps??????

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nigger he has like 10+ if you look at his lodestone at random times of day you'll see a new one each time.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I really wish Lily would come back to Balmung

Supergrass
Supergrass

Holy shit Rena stop posting.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Personal DPS in exchange for party contribution. Needless to say given how the situation is now, MNK's personally high DPS doesn't trump the lack of party contribution.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It's time for the TRUE Magitek Armor

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

xth for being raped by moogles

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

uwu

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

fertilise it

5mileys
5mileys

I'm not even posting though!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

wish it'd stay that way

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

excuse me

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you can do it!

whereismyname
whereismyname

keep it that way. fuck off you aussie cunt

massdebater
massdebater

I will not be doing that

Methnerd
Methnerd

Cool maternity dress you dumb slut.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

well, at least make an omelette out of it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

what is

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

be a good boy and listen

Techpill
Techpill

I'm not making an omelette at 3 am
nyo

Illusionz
Illusionz

not making an omelette at 3 am
Why the hell not? It's only 2 hours before breakfast.

massdebater
massdebater

It's nearly 5 am and I'm hungry. Should I make Mac and cheese?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Never

Thanks...

Something to do with a lizard on siren if i had to guess.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nice egg.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How is this MMO for Roleplaying? Is it better/worse than WoW?
Also, is it populated?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Better, very.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

joins DRAKN
starts shitposting in the thread for attention

Methshot
Methshot

Put that back its not yours and those large animals that laid it will eat you!

JunkTop
JunkTop

joins Soft
starts shitposting in the thread to distract from crippling alcoholism

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Nice. So, which server for the most populated RP realm? EU side.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Hard to gauge, I'd say its about the same. You're more limited in tools due to no addons but the game makes an effort to make a lot of furniture and such interactable for you and provides you with an RP tag visible to everyone and a (very small) portion in your search info to get things started if you choose to use it that way. You get housing(which is expensive as all fuck) too.

In terms of community you have the good and bad. People who spend more time on their pretty profiles and theme songs than they do actually RPing, mile long paragraph RPers who will expect you to pause for and then read a fucking novel about the way the wind makes their hair blow as they tell you in an obnoxiously verbose manner that they are hungry, and of course the futafag degenerate ERPers you see here in this thread. Par for the course nowadays I guess, there is still some sweet corn in the shitpile.

If you decide to do a trial though be aware you won't be getting anywhere near our RP server, its locked down 24/7 because its so busy.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Nice grand company

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Looking for a cutie to come to my apartment and throw books into the fire.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Are decorative eggs welcome?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Can you throw a cat in the fire too?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Thank you for the detailed answer man.
Is your server (the hugely populated one) good for open roleplay? (as in, are there occasions to roleplay with random people instead of having to schedule each session? Or are people not fond of random lads like merchant characters in populated cities?)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

If there's room after all these books.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Where

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

collar
egg
I knew you were a slut.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I need help with my homework. What's the terminal velocity of a (You)?

Illusionz
Illusionz

My apartment.

Did you know the ambient sounds you hear inside of houses change depending on what region you live in? In Gridania, you can see the pitter patter of small forest creatures run along the roof of your house. In the Mist, you can hear the waves splashing along the shore. And in the Goblet, you can hear the faint echoes of the Russian Ambassador's assassin shouting his speech.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I never denied this.
In fact i flat out say it sometimes.

idontknow
idontknow

anybody looking to sit on the beach and talk?

Techpill
Techpill

Yeah, its pretty great for that. You'll have to reach out to them though as like any other server nowadays people are pretty shut-in and folks who have the balls to engage folks they don't know are the exception. Outside of the Quicksand anyway.

They certainly won't turn you away for it though and will probably be pretty grateful for the change in pace.

idontknow
idontknow

Can we hold hands and point out made up constellations in the stars too?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Yes but where is it, you better not be on Gilgamesh

WebTool
WebTool

where u at rena senpai, we got content to do

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I can quit any time I want.

Don't ask me which one.

You'd think he'd be Russian' off to the afterlife.

Skullbone
Skullbone

but why did you make rune and embrace breakup

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lavender Beds, Ward 2 subdivision, apartment 51.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

new phone who dis

Wasn't me, lol.

Bidwell
Bidwell

lol

Bidwell
Bidwell

Server tho

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'll be home soon.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Cute elf who dis

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Morning /xivg/, remember to remember and yadda yadda.

Who else is excited to go home for the holidays and not be able to do your weeklies because you're stuck without a computer.

girlDog
girlDog

What kind of dumb retard moves out of his parent's house in this day and age?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Adults and not grown men

TreeEater
TreeEater

not rebuying the game on ps4 and taking it with you
kek

FastChef
FastChef

IMPORTANT POLLE
strawpoll.me/11917670
strawpoll.me/11917670
strawpoll.me/11917670

w8t4u
w8t4u

lover of horsecock

WebTool
WebTool

These are lies...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

why did you break up with creepyscales

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I don't think there's really a specific or unofficial RP realm on EU. Everyone goes to Balmung to RP, even EU folks.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I want a boss that moves absurdly fast.

Not only would he have a movement speed that can take him clear across a 24 man arena in half a second, he would also have a haste buff so completely over the top that he auto-attacks 10 times a second and has attacks that involve a cast bar briefly flickering on the screen just to give emphasis into how fucking fast the boss is.

SniperWish
SniperWish

why

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

whatever you say, Ssj Gotenkugeta

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

he clearly likes anime (but it does sound kinda fun if made right)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Oh boy somebody likes me

happy_sad
happy_sad

why this

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Add a mechanic where someone has to be designated Piccolo and stands on the side of the arena and tries to be composed and has sweat running down his neck as he goes "He's fast!"

massdebater
massdebater

red post

FastChef
FastChef

tfw a boss becomes 『Made in Heaven』 halfway through a fight

Emberburn
Emberburn

eggs are pure

Emberfire
Emberfire

What the fuck.
I want an egg.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Anyone else feeling lonely as shit in this game?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

What server?
Go to a popular hangout place and say hi.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Balmung, done that before already but I either get ignored or it turns to small chat for a minute or two and then it just stops and I don't wanna look weird by forcing a conversation

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Shit people go to Balmung, smart people go to Tonberry.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Best bet is to apply to one of the Veeky Forums FCs, ask here, and/or ask for the Linkshells.
A lot of people are kinda already a part of a clique so it's difficult to be a part of it. You kind of have to force yourself in, though not in an overly obnoxious and obvious way.

askme
askme

That was an ancient glamour before I even browsed /xivg/, no alt meaning to the choker other than it looking cute.

Sorry, that one went bad ages ago, I can get you another in a few months though.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

no not really I just pf and craft

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

if youre not a part of a group or dont have connections nobody will care about you on balmung

w8t4u
w8t4u

Fork over the egg and nobody gets hurt.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why is it doing this and how do I fix it?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I've got this one, but I think forking it over might be a bit hard.
Maybe a spoon would be easier.

Playboyize
Playboyize

hi

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

That one works.
Spoon me the egg. I NEEEEEEED it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Fixed it. Apparently the launcher uses internet explorer settings.
Resetting the internet explorer (even though I never used it) made the launcher usable again.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hi

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw will never be as much of a beloved meme as egghyur

DeathDog
DeathDog

{You can have this.}
Treat it with care.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do people actually bother with the stat increase potions in their rotations outside of endgame savage?

TreeEater
TreeEater

{Thank you.}
I must begin the preparations.

Skullbone
Skullbone

seihai impreg

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hi xivg

happy_sad
happy_sad

Whoever u r ur creepy as shit

Emberfire
Emberfire

No, extreme primals never require it and come out only needing only basic competency to clear. If you think that you need a pot in 8 man ex primals or a normal raid then either you need to work on your own DPS or your group as a whole does. Or you want to pad your numbers out a little.

StonedTime
StonedTime

strawpoll.me/11918005

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

not keeping track of every person that posts in these threads and every person they associate with

cum2soon
cum2soon

Tbh can't argue with that, he's a monster.

Evilember
Evilember

sounds like Epperson and lots of other people

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

meria post

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Hi user

Soft_member
Soft_member

why does this look like this...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why is everyone so stuck up and defensive in this game?

Booteefool
Booteefool

You're probably just playing on a meme server.

Soft_member
Soft_member

oMo

Techpill
Techpill

I realdy no't have the same experienc.e
Msot people are actualy okay ifsod you try to talk wit hthem resonably .
The defensivfe ones are a miniorty.

DeathDog
DeathDog

1,000,000mgp for wondrous tails
this is the week.
give me those three lines yoshi you gook

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The memest

whereismyname
whereismyname

are u ok user

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

OMO WHAT'S THIS...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

play on balmung
nobody wants anything to do with you unless youre "in"

wow its almost like high school

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Well just get in.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'll be on in a minute anyone wanna run stuff

massdebater
massdebater

play on balmung
complaining
???
You asked to play with manchildren.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Beep post

SniperWish
SniperWish

Aren't you tired already from running around in my dreams all night?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is it true?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'm gonna try to get it too this week even though it seems as if everyone has this shit on malboro

Methnerd
Methnerd

user please...

JunkTop
JunkTop

Kaiser Behemoth is a big guy

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw Kaiser Behemoth used to completely wreck peoples shit

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Ugly Elezen. Should be a Miqote.

Methshot
Methshot

for you

takes2long
takes2long

Are you on Balmung?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

My fav Elezen have a nice day.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw he still does

girlDog
girlDog

No.

girlDog
girlDog

Behemoth

w8t4u
w8t4u

Behemoths wreck on behemoth? What a chuckle!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Damn...

WebTool
WebTool

So you guys are still together?

JunkTop
JunkTop

smart people are scientifically proven to want to be alone

King_Martha
King_Martha

Any chance for this game and its expansion to be on the steam winter sale?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is it so hard to ask for nice chainmail, or scale mail for tanks

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

No

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

youtube.com/watch?v=DgASEyey_KQ

takes2long
takes2long

Remember it's good luck to rub a snowman's nose.

likme
likme

Hmm...

King_Martha
King_Martha

what about biting the snowman's nose?

Illusionz
Illusionz

I think I'd rather grab it, give it a wash and then chop it up to use in a soup

5mileys
5mileys

I'll grab your "nose" if you know what I am saying.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

That was the joke you sperg

Bidwell
Bidwell

double entendre

farquit
farquit

liora and olivias love child is smoking hot in a weird way.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You're cute user.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

*enters think tank*
if I flirt lewdly with this asexual girl... maybe she'll like me
like catching bees with vinegar
kehehe
*leaves think tank*

me, ippiki atros??? thirst for meria??? nah who even are— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of meria spill out of pockets] t-those fuckign assholes i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of meria fan art scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for A Friend just LISTEN

Supergrass
Supergrass

How do grow the puffy moogle mount if I do not own a house?
Is there any way I can use a garden despite not owning a house?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

People still falling for the asexual meme

When a girl says shes 'asexual' shes saying "Go away im not interested in you"

likme
likme

Ippiki has moved on friendo.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it's pretty much a brown liora, had to doublecheck if they fanta'd

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Is this an NPC or is it just showing off an armor set the player will be able to use?

eGremlin
eGremlin

This tank being a dick aside, are they right? I'm new to DPS and really only played tanks and healers up to this point.

I was playing ARC and using quick nock + bfb & RS on groups of 3 or more.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Inb4 angry tumblrites buttmad about having their special snowflake badge revoked

askme
askme

Looks like that Ala Mhigan ruseman from the 3.4 MSQ

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The tank is a fucking retard.

Safely disregard any fuckface that tells you not to AoE.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

that's the white griffin
unsure if we will get his gear

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Why does Ilberd cosplay as tank Elidibus?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

"asexual" for ippiki, ahl, lance and the other creeps
would spread her legs instantly for godspeed and caelus
kek

Booteefool
Booteefool

AHL IS A SAINT DO NOT TAINT HIS NAME.

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm no Bard expert but im pretty sure Quick Nock is a DPS gain with 3+ targets, and if I got an ARC in a lowbie party or a BLM I'd be pulling more mobs. In terms of focusing his target you shouldn't really be using much single target skills in trash pulls unless you don't have AoE which happens in low levels, so its 'ideal' to focus their target. That being said a MRD shouldn't be scrambling to hold threat with trash packs after just 2 overpower where they can focus on single target too. I think hes just bitching. You see this kind of attitude from two types of people. Other new players who think they are the boss because their high level friend told them "Youre the boss as tank" when they started, and mentors who believe they can never be wrong because they have a crown next to their head for running a few dungeons.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Provably just mad. Low level dungeons dont matter, you can tank a mob or 2 on ARC just fine if you happen to overaggro. GLD fucking sucks in terms of enmity at that range anyway.
Nothing wrong with AOE on trash if you have it and there isnt a priority target.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

3 or less mobs=put dots on all of them and refresh if needed

4 or more=spam aoe

happy_sad
happy_sad

at this level

level doesn't affect potency, therefore 2+ mobs is still a dps increase for quick knock. Easy to work out with maths. Just like ROD is always better than BL one 2+ mobs.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Although I also wanna note that ARC is one of the highest initial burst damage classes in the early stages of the game and you can often rip single target aggro off of tanks even in single target situations if they aren't geared and playing well, so it tends to happen a lot in AoE situations when you need to apply Straight Shot and Bloodletter in your opener on trash pulls.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Sometimes you want to DoT instead of AoE, depending on the class and number of mobs.

Either way, completely disregard any shittank that tells you to only hit his target.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

not even top drk on balmung
my sides

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You queue into a dungeon as a healer
Tank is a mentor Paladin in slutmog
DPS are a Miqote couple with matching last names, one is a NIN and the other is a BRD. The BRD says she refuses to play songs and just wants to do damage, and the NIN says he doesn't use AoE skills since its not good for his class.

Whats your reaction?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

guess i'm playing something else for 30min

eGremlin
eGremlin

Stop being a whining bitch that complains about randoms in DF.

FastChef
FastChef

"Meh 30 minutes and I'll never see them again lets get this done"

happy_sad
happy_sad

He hasnt experienced the joy of a 70 minute Gubal Library run

5mileys
5mileys

Yay for more new friends!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Stop enabling the degeneration of society.

JunkTop
JunkTop

i always queue with a friend so i can votekick whoever plays like shit, you should start doing that as well

askme
askme

Thanks all. I'll try to remember this moving forward.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm scared to Berserk on Sophia Ex in case I'm pacified during tank swap, does it matter or should I just man up and use it as usual?

RavySnake
RavySnake

I want Pipps to be my girlfriend(male)!!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You know that look cats get when you lift them and they clearly don't wanna be there?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I do that when the good ones are available. Its great because XIV's votekick essentially has a 'shit player clause' hidden within the harassment section.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Do I get to suck that Xaela dry if I become his friend?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

duty
Tank is a Au Ra female in halone gear
What kind of sorcery is this?

TreeEater
TreeEater

oh god

WebTool
WebTool

lift cat off of lap and place her on the floor because raid
she immediately leaps back up every time

I guess I don't know that look.

TechHater
TechHater

proof?

5mileys
5mileys

I'd say for now hold off on doing it till you can familiarize on the timing. But yeah, you should start thinking on doing it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why do so many grown men type and flirt like gaia online users with eachother despite being aware the other person is a male too?

I mean if you're gay whatever, but shouldnt you be attracted to masculine qualities while displaying them yourself?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

wishful thinking
she's mentally ill
lacking sexual desires wouldn't be surprising

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

163260185
This is bait.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why not try to find out user?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Calm yourself!

Evilember
Evilember

Telling the truth is bait now
I know it "triggers" you when your imaginary immersion bubble gets poked, but your gay son

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is this in Balmung?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

163260363
This is bait.

takes2long
takes2long

Of course it's in Balmung.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Can anyone recommend a good helmet?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Except liora has a manface

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

MY LUNGS

TreeEater
TreeEater

I WASN'T READY

SniperWish
SniperWish

everyone I don't like is a manface!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Because they are prison gay, they would do anything to not be lonely anymore

StonedTime
StonedTime

Aww. I'm in Gilg.

Someone explain this meme to me.

TechHater
TechHater

that's literally the same face

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

stu pickles

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Am I the only one who just doesnt get the appeal of male Au Ra? Compared to Highlander, Miqote, or even Elezen I mean. Sure they have the bad boy look about them but the disgusting scales and bouncy emotes and animations just make them look silly outside of combat.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Oh god I'm going to have a stroke from laughter

Spamalot
Spamalot

He legitimately has a man face. How does that equal me not liking him?

Techpill
Techpill

discount pickles

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

And hide your beautiful face?!

Never!!!!!

massdebater
massdebater

Beepy probably wont be my friend after i say this
But he's only hanging out with stratos because he's super jealous of lily spending time with them and wants to cuck them

Techpill
Techpill

then they both have a man face, because it's the same face

Lunatick
Lunatick

This

5mileys
5mileys

No its because you don't seem to understand. You assume that because someone ERPs with a person that they know is actually male that they somehow have to like masculine features, despite only preferring cutesy female characters in their sessions. Whether or not the act itself is gay is up for debate. The thing is though that if someone wanted to meet up IRL and they were male I and most people here would actually say no, meaning they have no attraction to male traits at all. So what does it mean when you hate male aesthetic, but you feel that male personalities make the better partner?

Techpill
Techpill

It's really only for their manly look.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Thats literally what Beepy does to everyone though. He clings to the 2-3 people who ever "loved" him and in order to more efficiently stalk them he pretends to befriend all the people they know so he can find out more.

WebTool
WebTool

That is NOT a discount pickledickles

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This doesn't make sense. Why would he be jealous of Lily and Stratos spending time?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

taking the bait

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Why would beepy want to cuck lily?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Nah I wanted to have a discussion on the mentality itself. For some reason I feel like the actual gender isn't important.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

ERP
Implying

takes2long
takes2long

AHL ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST FFS

takes2long
takes2long

The secret of their success is that they look like a virgin's idea of a girl's dream guy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

fflogs.com/reports/hbgHYCn9Gj6kcdFW#fight=13&type=auras&source=9&ability=1000135

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

source?

Booteefool
Booteefool

the issue is that people from here never just stick to erp and always move on to ooc relationships, until they get bored of each other and move on to the next victim

FastChef
FastChef

Who here is tallcat?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

a girl's dream guy

Inmate
Inmate

He watches....

DeathDog
DeathDog

Same face but lioras chin is bigger and more masculine.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I liked this malera but not after this. if he hangs out with erping hambeasts he's a degenerate

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

we're a tower user, come let's stack until we reach the heavens

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

A girl's dream guy is lanky, covered in scales, has glowing eyes, a dagger chin and walks/runs like he has something in his ass?

Skullbone
Skullbone

is that hank hill to the left?

TechHater
TechHater

go to bed meria

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Yes.

5mileys
5mileys

a virgin's idea of a girl's dream guy

cum2soon
cum2soon

What's up with all these posts talking about this dead, irrelevant ebin all of a sudden? Just let them rip in pieces

SniperGod
SniperGod

I don't erp
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

RavySnake
RavySnake

sluuuut

DeathDog
DeathDog

not only did he cuck beepy he also cucked that bard

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS.

Evilember
Evilember

Do you think I should get the shire pants? I don't know when I'll be able to get the 270 savage ones

Evilember
Evilember

parry

Snarelure
Snarelure

I also got cucked.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why are you looking up his parse logs anyway? Where did he touch you?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I cant imagine anyone who thinks that someone thinks its ideal. Maybe im out of touch. No, it is the posters that are out of touch.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I like the look male Au Ra if only because they always have a scowl on their face, like they just stepped in something and their sock got wet. I have a massive soft spot for grumpy bastards and immediately think "I want to befriend the HELL out of you."

likme
likme

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLL!"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw will never be qt enough for meria

Emberfire
Emberfire

No, just finish melding your crafted pants if you want an upgrade. If you can't get Alexandrian pants, then you also can't upgrade the Shire pants to 270, which is what it takes for them to be an upgrade over crafted.

Either way, in a couple weeks there's going to be a new 24-man raid that'll let you both upgrade 260 pants to 270, and will drop a new pair of 260 pants that are probably going to be the second-best thing to Alexandrian.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Congratulations

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yeah and where can I get some 250+ pants without parry?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hello my friends to another episode of:
Lonely man use online dolls to get off while erotic roleplaying with other male then trying to justify their acts to anonymous people in a tibetan throat singing bulletin.

You know you guys pretend your online barbies have dicks and have sex with other online barbies. Why do you feel like you need to explain your shit here? One would think that after sinking that low you'd stop getting flustered about it. Its none of anyone's business whos fictional dick you're sucking but you should stop trying to make any logic out of it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

wait is this cat on balmung or odin??

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

If someone accuses you of something and doesn't seem to fully understand it, whats wrong with trying to explain it?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Both

Emberfire
Emberfire

Alright I guess I'll just save my scripture for now since there's not much else I can buy on my tanks. Maybe I'll start getting some healer pieces

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

10/10 edit.

RavySnake
RavySnake

But then they would have to acknowledge that they are failures, and not just in a HAHA US ANIME NERDS AMIRITE kind of way

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

10/10 cute.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I only do it occasionally to fit in with a new crowd.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Anyone interested in meeting up on alts?

hairygrape
hairygrape

That new armor looks very.... meh. What a shame.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nice meme tail you fuckin NERD

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If you can't actually explain it or your explanation doesn't make sense to begin with you should probably refrain from trying and think on some things.

Inmate
Inmate

Is he dare I say it /ourguy/ ? He is the best pvper, even hosting the FAN FEST FEAST EVENT. And represents the cream of the crop from Balmung.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Thanks, I think the skinny tails look off.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Harp doesn't even post here anymore you sweaty little man.

RavySnake
RavySnake

ur cute dont let anybody bring u down!

WebTool
WebTool

And do what?

girlDog
girlDog

Hey! That face paint looks nice.

5mileys
5mileys

Depends on what world you want to meet up on.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Is he playing on both servers or do they just happen to be identical characters?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Which Priority Mission do you guys use for Squadrons?

I'm seriously considering just spamming the MGP one every week because I can't think of a use for the other ones.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't do any of them. I send my squad on easy shit for free crafter materia.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The one that gives you the +15% XP for killing mobs buff.
Use that while doing my leveling roulette for some free XP.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'd have to make a new alt and grind my way up, but I guess I could.

Should I make a [email protected]?

Bidwell
Bidwell

sounds fun. Sadly my ERP'ing is horrible, so can't join even if I wanted

Booteefool
Booteefool

Sure I'll hang out

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Can you type properly? Do you do more than just sit there and moan? Are you willing to improve and play to a person's kinks?

You're instantly better than 70% of ERPers.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Over 200k players took part in Alexander: Creator Savage

Clear numbers:

A9S - 82,078
A10S - 67,240
A11S - 38,614
A12S - 19,725

Really makes you think

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tfw not even in the 82k club

Nojokur
Nojokur

Even a retard can clear this tier man.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

But plenty of people can rationalize and justify why they ERP and how it doesn't break their moral code. Just because you dont accept it doesnt mean its not there.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I've already made peace with the fact that I'm below retard, it's okay.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Most Glamoured Equipment:

Uraeus Coat
Claws of the Beast
Expeditioner's Thighboots
Housemaid's Wristdresses
Punching Gloves
Thavnairian Tights
Wind Silk Coatee
Housemaid's Apron Dress
Thavnairian Sandals
Thavnairian Bustier

Most used Emotes:

Beckon - 36,136,461 times
Sit - 34,519,158 times
Wave - 31,348,074 times
Hug - 22,358,801 times
Pet - 22,275,403 times
Bow - 18,505,512 times
Embrace - 18,407,510 times
Eureka - 16,792,904 times
Huzzah - 15,404,877 times
Poke - 15,120,035 times

That's a lot of pets

massdebater
massdebater

Why is shield bash not a oGCD like DRK stun move!?!?!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Embrace - 18,407,510 times
So many people cucked.

And screw those battlecraft leves, beckon above sit/wave.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Your post was removed for a reason

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Just do A9S at least user, its easy and free jewelry.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

because its fucking great for PvP and you can use it over and over again

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

You're the one that's on Cactuar?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Wouldn't it be 82k players who took part?

Where are you getting 200k?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Because you can cheese PvP

Evilember
Evilember

I wanted to, but I gave up.

Took part doesn't mean completed.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Not everyone who tried it cleared A9S

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

So 118k people attempted A9S and didn't clear it?

idontknow
idontknow

Yes.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

get Qarn Hard in my roulette as DRG
PLD tank doing small pulls
generic [email protected] healer not only refuses to use a single DPS spell at all but spends all of her free time between occasional benefic casts jumping around in circles like an idiot
tell them they can afford to throw in a few damage spells here and there

nah im feeling lethargic atm

I honestly cannot understand how someone can play healer without constantly stance dancing to maximize DPS along with heals. It's the only possible way to keep myself from fucking falling asleep whenever I heal.

likme
likme

YOU DONT PAY THEIR SUB

Supergrass
Supergrass

Wow user how about you check your sub privilege? You're acting pretty Hitler like right now telling people how to play.

likme
likme

When does EU prime start? Been in queue for an hour and nothing

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

For what?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

A9S-A11S

Soft_member
Soft_member

EUtards don't play the game
The most notorious shitposters in the general are EU

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Paks
Putt
Chemo
Elk
Mado

any of these being EU
lol?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yea, that's gonna take even longer.
EU doesn't do raids

askme
askme

good thing the official census doesn't break down alex participation by region or NA/EU would get btfo

FastChef
FastChef

EU doesnt do raids
got world first a12s
thinking_emoji.jpg

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Worked every week for me, just usually did it much later than today

Thinking of cancelling the queue and starting again later but Idk when

massdebater
massdebater

Try 6-8pm

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

point out the rich neighborhood
haha, there's no poor and refugees!

typical EU

King_Martha
King_Martha

Someone please post a female elezen tank
I have no idea how they'd look like and I'm really getting tired of my skin cancer patient

Emberfire
Emberfire

there's no poor or illegal aliens in NA!
xd

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Eurotrash get out

You are nothing but effete, degenerate parasites

Your future will be spent kneeling towards Mecca

That is the future you deserve desu

God bless the USA

Techpill
Techpill

Any tank looks better than a aura female tank
Even lalas

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

this Elezen

Playboyize
Playboyize

*looks like a garbage horsefaced mutant with boring color all around
finish your sentence

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Looks good, thanks!

Meh I mainly like them for the animations and it looked nice as a DRK but it's just not really that great for any other tank.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Cease this, she is a cute

JunkTop
JunkTop

don't ever reply to me again
this is a pretty elezen that is all.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

o nice, I disconnected as soon as I joined and got a free WT sticker anyways.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Oh hey it's you again

FastChef
FastChef

I'm always here, brown me

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

My own clone...

Snarelure
Snarelure

We get it you look similar why don't you both go get a room and fuck off

Evilember
Evilember

Hes right. Face is long and you have no features at all. Its just brown and nothing else.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

James is this you

viagrandad
viagrandad

Maybe

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

will abe and proc ever recover?

girlDog
girlDog

Yes, please!

Emberburn
Emberburn

What would you suggest, some obnoxious face paint?

DeathDog
DeathDog

dame will always be irrelevant
even moreso than ippiki

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

At least a mole or scar or something to add personality

girlDog
girlDog

this picture is like half a year old because he hasnt been using that avatar in forever
how long have you been sitting on these shitposts

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

he still thinks proci comes here so like 6 months

takes2long
takes2long

But Abe is consistently good.
How fucking jealous do you have to be?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Do I do it? Or stay in Ul'dah?

RumChicken
RumChicken

What's the next big PRIMAL fight you want to see? I want my boi Anima.

SniperWish
SniperWish

you're level 60 you fucking [email protected] attention whore. Stop RPing

Firespawn
Firespawn

I think Anima was confirmed by the Gamefaqs leak.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Hey, it's not easy being broke.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are you serious?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

if you think any of that shit is legitimate you're a fucking dumbass
you seriously think SAM is going to use 2 DIFFERENT weapons? that they'll have to get double the weapon drops from everything?
if that alone didnt fucking trigger your bullshit senses then i dunno what to tell you

idiot

Firespawn
Firespawn

just do guildhest roulette on a tank

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Confirmed
Gamefaqs leak

I dont think you understand

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I left all my tank gear at home!
In Limsa!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What if the backstory involves Ardashir or however you spell the anima relic npc?
SHIT

StonedTime
StonedTime

Its not two literally different weapon drops. Hes implying they will hold a katana in one hand and a kanabo or shortsword in the other hand, and when they switch stance they put the other weapon in front.

massdebater
massdebater

no the post quite literally says you'll be able to mix and match weapons from different pieces of content

RumChicken
RumChicken

Thus two weapons, one in the shield slot? pretty obvious here

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Should I build my SCH as a hybrid healer? Or full DPS? (Should I crit > ss or ss > crit)

What I'm meaning to ask is, can I better help my group with DPS build and still manage to fill in my healer role? Stuff like A11S/A12S.

Also please only answer if you actually know what you're talking about. I'm trying to learn; I don't want the generic "crit all the way" without you having any knowledge WHY it's supposed to be like that or if the other build is actually more viable because you never tried it.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yoshi confirms there will be a title for not using a jump boost on a character/class

Im already predicting there will be title shaming where you're required to show the title in order to get into raid groups now.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Do what I do
copy top parses lol
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/10820679/

viagrandad
viagrandad

post fujos and males

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

They drop together. Meaning you'll be katana A and kanabo A for the shield (offhand) slot. However, you can opt to use katana A and kanabo B if you find it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'm already having flashbacks to WoW players and their unrealistic demands for ridiculous gearscores in normal content.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

shiiet senpai.

I guess that actually also helps me understand it, in a way. So thanks for the info~

Playboyize
Playboyize

people said the same thing about mentor crown, but the entire xiv community turned it upside down and said mentor crowns are the symbol of a shitter and non-mentors are the truly skilled individuals.

girlDog
girlDog

Not me btw just the SCH from a gilg static

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't know about being a fujoshi, but here's some accidental pantsu.

I'm currently looking for the meet-up place in Ul'dah.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Well thats because for some reason almost all mentors are terrible. Its weird. I mean it doesn't exactly require you to be an expert at the game through savage content (it should), but I am constantly seeing mentors who cant even understand basic class and dungeon concepts.

Booteefool
Booteefool

When will this game have a wardrobe system like WoW does
It would fix all storage issues forever.

Evilember
Evilember

this was the easiest 40 Gil saving in my entire life!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Ul'dah - Steps of Nald ( 10.7 , 9.2 )

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

nah, what happens is non-mentors fuck up all the time, astronomical levels of fuck uppery, left and right, you don't give a shit.

mentor makes a mistake. "HARHAR BURGER KING CROWN MENTOR UGHHHH THEY ALL SUCK"

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

shut the fuck up

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Post cute guys! It's lonely over here in Faerie D:

Firespawn
Firespawn

asking for cute guys
while playing on faerie
the literal unofficial lgbt server
nigga theres gays all around you go ask em

StonedTime
StonedTime

avatar posting
memelander
already posting panties

I'm 90% sure you're an alt seeking attention now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I notice when fuckups happen in dungeons because I look for them, and a very high ratio are mentors.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Hey now, where's your Christmas spirit?
You'll find some soon, just keep waiting..

takes2long
takes2long

y-you have to be part of the circlejerk to be allowed to post here

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'm not, though. I don't even know what a memelander is referring to.

Soft_member
Soft_member

got a spreadsheet documenting all mentors vs non-mentors? you claim to have a ratio.

Techpill
Techpill

circlejerk
what the fuck are you on about retard
half the thread doesnt like avatarshitters

askme
askme

what's your name in game?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

le half the thread is behind me! Veeky Forums army! we don't forgive! we don't forget!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

not your personal army, cancerous faggot

King_Martha
King_Martha

Now you're being obtuse.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Evie Fiona

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

shut the fuck up

Spamalot
Spamalot

who are you quoting

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't see you

TreeEater
TreeEater

Which world? Please be in Gilgamesh. I'm tired of doing quests alone.

MPmaster
MPmaster

all this mad

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

hey that's me

RavySnake
RavySnake

cease

eGremlin
eGremlin

this man is ice cold

FastChef
FastChef

tfw catboy
randomly get pats from femras and femroes
they're futa aren't they?

askme
askme

yea

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

fujo
male
what

Illusionz
Illusionz

A majority of posters don't like avatarfags. Just a very vocal minority actually likes them the rest is obvious samefagging

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Please give statistics for this.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

and males

TechHater
TechHater

you're the biggest samefag here

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ask them
probably not futa tho. futaroes are generally dudes that only want to fuck prison gay female characters but have to be a female character themselves to get any

girlDog
girlDog

I'll come play in a bit, just checking things on main, where will you be?

hairygrape
hairygrape

post proof

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

We need to purge all avatarfag that are killing the thread. Let this be the lesson.
Get trips or banned be you forever

girlDog
girlDog

Yes, post proof.

I'll actually have to get to the location you posted before I can respond, but I'll be around there. I'll probably be the only hyur in Ul'dah.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Epp fiasco
Seto samefagging jamboree
Aranea debacle

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

He is asking for actual numbered statistics like the ones you would find in a peer-reviewed scientific work, not just some random words that mean nothing.
Provide clear and concrete proof or fuck off.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It's against a global rule 13 and usually ends in people shitposting about themselves in order to get attention, like with Epperson, Amber, and every other grown man that is overly-invested in their fake lesbian relationships. It's fun to post your character every once in a while, I agree, but not excessively. Here's your (You), fuckface.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

jamboree

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

post [email protected]

JunkTop
JunkTop

im dreaming about guns

Bidwell
Bidwell

All posts should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Threads should remain on topic and stay in theme with the board. Don't post off-topic garbage.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

this is the best general to post in
not only can you make everyone mad but you can get pretty well known! it's like that wet dream I had last night, nice!
hell yeah, I'm alluding to video game culture right now
this is mfw (my face when) I get a good (bad) parse!

whereismyname
whereismyname

You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Please stop flaming. There was no need to personally attack that user.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Being a newfriend here is suffering.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Chemo BTFO

Nojokur
Nojokur

The exact same thing would happen if there were a "did not use a jump potion" title because the only people who cling to the idea that slogging through 50+ levels of irrelevant leveling content somehow makes you a better player are the ones who are so shit that they actually consider it a difficult accomplishment.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

got my ninja yesterday
gonna get my paladin today
haven't even started on my lancer/dragoon yet though
whew lad

Playboyize
Playboyize

postmodern shitposting

Snarelure
Snarelure

Questions;

1)If I buy this game on PS4, does it activate a time card immediately or later?

2)Doubt it, but can you game share a time card to 2 connected PS4's?

3)Is this crossplay (PS4+PC)?

4)I have over 1k hours in ESO and am looking for something else to play for a bit, would I like FFIV?

5)What makes this different from other MMORPGs?

Thank you for answering if you do!

whereismyname
whereismyname

Yes it is

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw I always reply to Seto and you're convinced nobody likes her and its samefagging but its not

likme
likme

off-topic replies
Like avatarfagging so now that's 2 official rules against it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

You're not talking about ffxiv, you're not posting high-quality images relating to ffxiv. i'm afraid your post is off-topic and i'm going to ask you kindly to post on-topic for the sake of the thread.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

come to BALMUNG!
I'd play with you, behemothfriend
I don't want you to xfer just because of me though

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Both of you come to Gilgamesh for a fun time and new friends.

likme
likme

Why don't you go to behemoth instead

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

1) use the code they give you in the box, it'll act as your first free month

2) no

3) yes, but you have to purchase a separate PC license for the service account in order to play your characters on PC or Mac

4) probably. XIV has an interesting story for the MSQ and is a lot longer than ESO's. It also has an auction house-like system called the market board, unlike ESO's shittastic guild vendors

5) it feels like a normal FF game that you can play with other people. not sure if that's your thing, but i like it well enough. check out the trial version if you're able before purchasing the game.

Supergrass
Supergrass

How is your Creator Savage progress going? Still progressing on A12S? Working on getting good speedkills?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

youtube.com/watch?v=Uno7f5IGAPI

TreeEater
TreeEater

1) I think immediately activates your free month the moment you enter the game code on mog station. There's a step where you have to link your PSN and Square Enix ID after installing so I believe you could wait until then to start the time counting down

2) As mentioned, you have to link a PSN and a mog station account so you can use the same PSN on multiple PS4s and still access your ff14 account, but not with different PSNs, if that makes sense.

3) Yes it is

4) I haven't played ESO, but I'm confident you would find at least something enjoyable out of the game

5) While it's an MMO It still tries to be like your average Final Fantasy game with having emphasis on graphics and narrative suited for single player experiences.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Because all my friends are on balmongoloid
Maybe when Stormblood comes, or something

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I don't raid.

hairygrape
hairygrape

3) yes, but you have to purchase a separate PC license for the service account in order to play your characters on PC or Mac

And PS3.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You get 30 days free when you buy the game.

No, not unless the Square Enix service account is shared between the two PS4s.

Yes, you can play with PC players. You can also play with keyboard and mouse if you want. But you will need to buy it on PC again if you want to play on PC.

XIV is not as in-depth in terms of skills, but the story is leagues better than ESO. Even if it feels like it drags on after a while.

Other MMOs have you leveling multiple characters to be different classes. XIV allows you to level every class and job on one character. The need to level a second character on the same server does not exist. There is also an "armory" experience bonus that is applied to classes lower than your highest level class.

takes2long
takes2long

If I have learned anything about Gilgamesh, its where neo ebins go to 'escape' controversy that they themselves caused. It will follow them like carrion birds.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

117 unique IDs
A good 40% or more are avatarfags
leaving 60% where its probably a 50/50 split on like/dislike
majority
lol

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Don't do that to them, it's cruel.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Then that explains a lot.

idontknow
idontknow

What's a good server to meet up with /xivg/-approved friends?

What's a good server to just meet with people and make friends without causing drama?

5mileys
5mileys

Moogle

WebTool
WebTool

Diabolos, Adamantoise, and Zalera are decent servers that are always open where you can just make alts and meet people.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It really doesn't. You're making a judgement (not sure what) based on unrelated information to the post you initially quoted.

SniperGod
SniperGod

hahaha everything but fucking moogle

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Balmung. I say it every thread. If you can't interact with /xivg/ without getting involved in drama chances are you're part of the problem. Its where 99% of relevant /xivg/ stays as well as the most active community in general.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Ok

Bidwell
Bidwell

go to balmung/gilgamesh
play a male character
make sure it isn't a catboy
don't participate in grown men activites
enjoy having a good time!
as you can see I failed one or more of these steps and am doomed to repent under this cold fountain
also don't go to moogle

Supergrass
Supergrass

What's wrong with moogle? What do you mean by 'grown men activities'?

Are female hyurs a problem?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Also ill note that if you choose anywhere besides Balmung or Gilgamesh you're basically getting lured into a trap by a small group of outcasts who either couldn't fit in or made a bad server call and decided to live with it in irrelevance. Not saying their fun is fake, but if you want to remain involved in the thread and the culture then it has to be Balmung, followed far behind by Gilgamesh.

Bidwell
Bidwell

There is no "/xivg/-approved" friends; Almost everyone has some kind of beef with each other.

There are a few people who you do have to be wary around, but there do exist people who are a real treat to hang out with. Don't let any one person form an opinion of a person for you, but do heed their warnings and be on guard.

likme
likme

My dps question for ippikiki guy was still not answered. How do I contact him???

Techpill
Techpill

implying male miqo'te warrants bad attention

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Please come to Behemoth

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Lets make a list of 5-10 ebins from /xivg/ who are always nice or approachable! Doesn't matter if theyre neo ebin or an S class.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What's wrong with moogle?

French server

5mileys
5mileys

Not him but the Moogle server constist of 90% French people that refuse to speak English.

idontknow
idontknow

They're talking about a temporary place to meet friends, not about server transferring. You don't have to defend Bal/Gil so much

Snarelure
Snarelure

Let's not.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't get the point of not at least attempting to do raids, they're fun.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Guffy
Emily
Seto
Neko
Bis Koi

Emberburn
Emberburn

have the week off
holiday season!
decide to search for new players and give them some gifts since there might be a lot of newbies at this time
possibly recruit to FC if they don't have anywhere else to go

search results
Gwelkjtx Valkrjt
Erlwkwn Ouanslk
Nasebr Liweopp
jjjjjjj eeeeeeee

SniperWish
SniperWish

some people dont have the time or schedule to do them
that's the most common reason i hear, anyway

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I did it for a while, wasn't fun for me. Don't know what else to say.

Illusionz
Illusionz

seto
emily
friendly

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

are female hyurs a problem
Female Hyurs are best!

girlDog
girlDog

Not so much defending the places as I am helping new people find a home. I don't want some sprout to get tricked by some nobody to join their ghost town realm with lies and they end up quitting.

Snarelure
Snarelure

That's too much sage advice.

I can make an alt there, sure.

I'd post an image in response, but I don't want to be a bother.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

you legitimately couldnt have named 5 worse people for this
like im not even part of this reply chain but holy fuck you gotta be baiting
this cant possibly be a serious post

massdebater
massdebater

What raid tier did you attempt? What class were you playing at the time? Was your group stable? What exactly put you off raiding after making you attempt?

Playboyize
Playboyize

I don't like to make my hobby into a job. Having scheduled times every week when you have to play ruins all the fun for me.

Techpill
Techpill

I have never heard or seen Emily utter a single bad thing ingame. Them being a bit wild in thread doesn't mean theyre bad ingame.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lzrd

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Emily is perfectly fine ingame, and Neko has never been mean to anyone. He is antibully. You just hate people who are growing in popularity.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I agree.

I'm like a busted pipe: my advice flows free and annoys everyone.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It really doesn't even matter anymore. You can raid any time you wish, with anyone, now that we have cross server PF coming soon. Even if you play on a small server, you can do content with anyone. Especially now that there aren't any instances like 2.0 Chimera and Hydra, a small population doesn't hinder you much at all anymore.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it warrants gay attention
french server
also meme server
if you're french by all means feel free to hop in but you won't find much if any xivg there
grown men activities: e-dating, erping, flirting with eachother's characters un-ironically and much more
nothing wrong with any race
just avoid grown man drama
I was just advising the BEST WAY(TM) to avoid it

lots of xivg is nice honestly in my experience
if you try and be friends with people with an open mind

guffy is nice he's just memes
first person to be my friend on Balmung back in the day ;_;

happy_sad
happy_sad

Well, I'll keep your advice in mind. thank you.

What about regular roleplay?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

In posting this, you're admitting you hate 5 people. Which is more than Seto ever did by saying Shyvana was autistic. Which is all he did, in a private linkshell.

You're worse than Seto.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah haha its almost as if theres more to this game than raiding like community and FCs.

massdebater
massdebater

who should I web next on balmung?

Emberfire
Emberfire

That's perfectly fine, go have fun
ERP isn't even BAD, it's the fallout that seems to happen in this place constantly that is (grown men drama)

Flameblow
Flameblow

cross datacenter play with passwords
Did I read that correctly? Is it really that hype or did I misread?

cum2soon
cum2soon

The goal is to eventually blur the line between servers. Eventually, literally the only difference between servers will be FCs and housing plots.

Skullbone
Skullbone

build for heals and slowly swap over as you get confident

Flameblow
Flameblow

Let's talk about this community, user

SniperWish
SniperWish

I do try to keep an open mind about people, but there are people you need to be careful around.

Regular roleplay is fine. No one will mind it.

You can make a PF that everyone in your data center can see. You can also put a password on it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

gay attention
rood dood
true though

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Name the five NICEST Soft and DRAKNs

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

[email protected]

StonedTime
StonedTime

(You)
(You)
The (You) of Christmas Past
The (You) of Christmas Present
The (You) of Christmas Future

DeathDog
DeathDog

This image got me thinking. Does the lewd mod also affect NPCs?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yes.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

yfw this is SAM's sheath pose

RavySnake
RavySnake

Pretty sure he's just a Dark Knight in that image. That one cool Garlean samurai seems like the guy to look out for if you want SAM poses

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Ada
Sayo
Gyo
Ablu
Sushi

King_Martha
King_Martha

*Sigh*
Man I know you are baiting me but
Doesn't play the game gives bad advice and lives on drama he's also a terrible undercutter
Paedophile who draws children getting injured, only cares for themselves and not the people around them, arrogant.
Another person who lives in the thread, is fake nice, will talk shit behind your back, extremely passive aggressive
Hasn't shown his face since being BTFO no new information
I do not know them personally but they have a shitty connection

iluvmen
iluvmen

How do we cleanse Balmung?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Dark Knight's pose has the sword much higher and more diagonally facing the ground.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yeah of course, even I stay away from some of the REAL drama dude/ettes
I didn't say it was a bad thing

sweet jp
serys rudine
caelus able
red rivers
guffy guffs

it would be better if I knew more people but I have no idea who is who these days

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

it's literally ilberd's stance when he chops off raubahn's arm

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

post preferred samurai stances

farquit
farquit

Unless Samurai now uses the exact same sword as a Dark Knight, that's a Dark Knight either way.

WebTool
WebTool

how did neko get BTFO?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You already posted it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Does anyone use the 250 MNK/NIN body as glamour? Thought about getting that thing but I have no fucking clue how it'll look like in a non-native color.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

but the guffy retainer is mine

TechHater
TechHater

Do stuff with the fc all the time and always social
People list the most controversial people or their favorite erp partners only in response to these

Feels bad

MPmaster
MPmaster

Please give me this character save

happy_sad
happy_sad

You can make a PF that everyone in your data center can see. You can also put a password on it.
That's what I thought I read, but SE never does anything this good. Maybe now all the decent people I meet during duty roulette, I can actually play with persistently.

I never got that about XIV. You mostly play with other servers, but you could never meet those people again easily if you really liked them.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

start wearing a slutglam and post butt for a week

Methnerd
Methnerd

You just posted the best stance my man.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Joke is on you for taking shitposts seriously

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

also literally none of those things would disbar someone from being approachable or nice.

seriously, "has a bad connection"

you must be the worst friend in the universe.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

damn, I thought I gave a good reply
sorry I don't know your name, Anonymous

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Slutglams are the worst, especially on tank. Please don't tank in a Bikini you look like a damn fool. Heavy armor or bust.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Changes are youre a nobody who only thinks he is popular becuase he says hi to people when they login, and occasionally runs roulettes with the fc. Thats the BARE basics for being in an fc and not something that makes you worthy of recognition.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

don't tell me how to drg

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

extremely passive aggressive
arrogant
In the same post as
he's also a terrible undercutter
I do not know them personally but they have a shitty connection
I'm pretty sure no one is meant to take this post seriously

TreeEater
TreeEater

CROP THAT SHIT I HAVE A DATA CAP

StonedTime
StonedTime

Are you sure you didn't forget to take your trip off again, person who regularly posts nude mod ass shots in the thread

whereismyname
whereismyname

To be honest, I would use it to get into a dungeon with someone from my data center who wants to do DF stuff with me. I want to make their wish come true at least once.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Nah hes actually spot on with Seto. If anyone was unironically a backstabber its him.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

or ask them to use jpg

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I don't know them, I just know that I think anyone calling anyone else passive aggressive probably shouldn't mention undercutting as a downside to approaching someone ingame

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

source on this please

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I have 0 revealing glams. My main two glams are completely covered user.

Evilember
Evilember

They'll just show you a year old log or something of someone who hasn't done anything ever since.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Being this boring.

happy_sad
happy_sad

all you're gonna get is some fag that's still upset about /sft/ drama and a picture where seto says shyv is autistic, because shyv is autistic.

takes2long
takes2long

By the way, being fully clothed doesn't matter if you strip for everyone to see

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You're right, user. Bikinis aren't boring at all

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Someone who undercuts is willing to allow for chaos and will turn on their friends at a moment's notice if the opportunity to advance shows itself. Its a sign of a larger disorder that is apathetic to the needs of others and will ruin the market and friendships for immediate gain.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

never go to a beach or a swimming pool or cali/florida in the summer. you're gonna get hecka upset calling everyone boring and sluts, probably get punched in the face too.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Someone who undercuts is willing to allow for chaos and will turn on their friends at a moment's notice if the opportunity to advance shows itself
Get your nose out of whichever book you have been reading lately

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

this retarded arguement is somehow supposed to defend half naked retards showing up to fight borderline gods

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You appear to not understand the difference between a beach and Soul of the Creator in a video game, anonymous. And I'm the one going to get punched

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm a psychology major this is textbook stuff you see in business executives. Its one thing to undercut for a few gil occasionally, but people who camp the market all day and undercut by huge margins just to move their product right after a patch and crash the market are bordering sociopathic tendencies.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Which is perfectly acceptable, because the first "borderline god" you fought, it was explained to you like the retarded 5 year old child you are that the Echo protects you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You said boring not inappropriate. Huge difference.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

who are these people

Lunatick
Lunatick

Going to the beach compares to fighting giant mostets and gods? Uuuuhhh user??

WebTool
WebTool

i only wish i could be MORE naked
skeleton race please

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm a psychology major
Yeah that explains a lot because I see you didn't say "I'm a graduate" or "psychologist" you just learn stuff and repeat it

So it is not boring to you that every single role in this game can glamour bikinis when there are VERY few areas you'd even wear one? Remove Mist, Costa del Sol, Southern Thanalan and Camp Bronze Lake and I think we just ran out of areas, but still somehow it is incredibly popular to wear a bikini in every other location in this game no matter the role

SniperWish
SniperWish

Any user on Chaos dc for a10s? missing a tank and a dps in RF duty complete

Soft_member
Soft_member

That's the second time you've glibly passed judgement on someone with "that explains a lot." Please be more elaborate with your petty insults.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You have to use bikinis to dress slutty.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Well should someone have to really dig to explain to you that wearing swimsuits in combat fighting giant robots and demons is quite and silly and might be representative of their personality in a bad way?

WebTool
WebTool

really creepy post by caelus itt

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Second time
Uh, no I've literally only used that quotation once in this thread. You should probably realize there are more than four people in this thread

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Maybe take a textbook economics course to understand supply and demand. Price fixing won't work on a big server, and you're obviously too small time to impact the market.

Emberfire
Emberfire

literally
That explains a lot.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yes, literally. Because if you cite a total usage, and an exact quotation, you'd better be correct

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Just because a product is easy to produce and is in high demand doesn't mean you should necessarily race to the bottom to get them all sold when you could mutually make more profit by agreeing to hold your products at a reasonable price like real world producers do. They don't compete over price drops to the point where the product isn't even worth gathering or crafting like we see on Balmung now.

Spamalot
Spamalot

economics
On botmung

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

no I like girly boys

likme
likme

Could some of you cool dudes in the Primal data center queue for Weeping City and/or Labyrinth of the Ancients?
Thanks in advance!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sure what do you need?

Nojokur
Nojokur

being this dense
That explains a lot.

TechHater
TechHater

going through Haukke normal as BLM to level the class
tank is a male roe sprout WAR with mismatched quest gear
genuinely does better than 95% of all cat/au ra tanks i've seen at endgame content

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

WC pop instantly after I posted that. I'll let you know what I'll need for Lab when I get out.

whereismyname
whereismyname

overpower
maim
bb combo
SHIT THIS GUY IS A GENIUS

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

And yet so many late-game tanks I meet can't even handle that much

Methshot
Methshot

lol

FastChef
FastChef

bullshit

girlDog
girlDog

they probably all used jump potions :^)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It's not that they can't handle that much. It's that most went through FATEs and/or Palace of the Dead and have no idea how to generate enmity. That's why you see people start a pull in Deliverance and lose enmity to the White Mage's Assize

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

How much does the Sailor torso piece go for on each of your own servers? Its 500k on my MB in malboro

King_Martha
King_Martha

60k on Balmung

idontknow
idontknow

Thinking it's bullshit when some end game tanks can't even use cooldowns right.

I'm really hyped for Jump potions, it makes me actually want to rp on my alts.

Actually who is excited to use jump potions?
Apparently they're 25 bucks each. So 1 character to max 50/60 is only 50 bucks.
Anyone with a job and disposable income could do it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I have shitty luck with tanks, even my FC mates noted it.
If my tank is a miquote/au ra DRK I pretty much instantly give up hope.

TechHater
TechHater

Am I the only one who feels like POTD leveling is way slower than dungeons? I mean maybe its better as DPS in comparison, but barely.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

scaley tail

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It's much slower than dungeons in general. It's only "good" for DPS because all roles have the same queue time, it's slower but comes with tomestones and a little more gil than most dungeons would offer, and potential hoard RNG. That's really it, but it also doesn't teach anyone how to handle dungeon pulls as their job, so you see people go into Expert roulette at 60 and do terribly on big pulls especially if they went through Palace as a healer or DPS. I hate Palace so much I even refuse to do it as a DPS

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i am attracted to masculine features but i am not masculine myself

Inmate
Inmate

$25 to be 10 levels under cap on a single class is a pretty shitty deal.

If it leveled up every class to 10-under-cap or if it leveled one class all the way to cap it would be worthwhile, but I wouldn't pay more than $5-10 for what they're talking about.

King_Martha
King_Martha

POTD should just be in duty finder naturally with regular party comps unless you queue as a full group. They need to cut out the solo meme since nobody cares and balance it around party play with fixed group comps in mind. Would make it much better, especially if it has its own roulette once you finished floor 100 and it assigned you a random 10 floors.

JunkTop
JunkTop

PotD is a fuckload faster than the basline leveling speed of dungeons, but dungeons let you stack on daily roulette bonuses, rested experience, food, FC buffs, etc, which boost experience by enough that dungeons are sometimes faster.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

look at them lil cat ears

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Some of you live in a really shitty Eorzea somehow. If all miqote/au ra are bad like 60% of your tanks should be bad. Plus mentors, which you claim are all bad. Plus slutglams, which you claim are all bad. Plus raiders, which you claim are all bad. You must get one good dungeon run out of 10 with that level of autism.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

POTD should just be in duty finder

Hope this doesnt happen. Its nice seeing everyone gather around once in a while

eGremlin
eGremlin

Can we have people gather somewhere besides a camp in the middle of nowhere? Gold Saucer was a good idea, but most new players cant even find POTD.

Methshot
Methshot

It's in a fucking town with an aetheryte

iluvmen
iluvmen

most new players cant even find POTD

Fucking good. They dont need to mainline every piece of content into our mouths as we go, its nice finding things that have been missed

WebTool
WebTool

I like seeing everyone hang out in Quarrymill among a crowd of afk people. I just hate the actual content. I wouldn't hate it as much if it actually did force positional DPS to actually learn what a flank is, or DoTs having use on more than just the bosses in a party. But as a result of the design, you get so many cases of someone playing their role poorly at max level because they didn't have any dungeon experience on the way. Dungeons like The Vault and The Aery are good for teaching melee DPS what they can do while the pull is in progress. They also learn not to starve themselves of TP to quite the extent some of them do

Bidwell
Bidwell

POTD with regular party comps

How does it feel to be less competent of a game designer than the people who thought that what the game really needed in 3.1 was Lords of Verminion?

You'd have to work really, really fucking hard to find a worse idea than subjecting PotD to the shitty queue times that are inherent to rigid party composition requirements.

iluvmen
iluvmen

most glamoured item in the game is edgelord trenchcoat
cringy

Snarelure
Snarelure

Run PotD
3 PLD 1 GLA
Really...

StonedTime
StonedTime

which one is that? chivalric coat of fending?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Uraeus Coat

5mileys
5mileys

It's so ugly though

happy_sad
happy_sad

Slut in hiding.

Playboyize
Playboyize

that didn't stop you from making an ugly cat and midlander

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

at least you shouldn't die

askme
askme

the neck just keeps expanding

RumChicken
RumChicken

Excuse me?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I want to rub my hand on that belly. Looks soft.

SniperGod
SniperGod

what the fcuk

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Still here? Go ahead and queue for Labyrinth now. It's 2/0/2

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

running a10s pug on raid finder, duty complete
get to spinning boss part
couple people fug up, wipe
try to explain a safer way to handle this part
"until you upload your parses, stfu brd"
party gets dismissed instantly
??????????????

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm sorry user I got pulled into an expert roulette by a friend

takes2long
takes2long

But my [email protected] and Midlander are both cute.
I hope this doesn't happen a lot, Jesus christ.

DeathDog
DeathDog

That's okay! I'll probably still be waiting in queue when you get out.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Epperson! Hi..

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hello!

Booteefool
Booteefool

cat is cute, midlander is bad.

Spamalot
Spamalot

no epperclown, your midlander looks like a SJW tumblr lesbonazi, two tone faghair

King_Martha
King_Martha

I liked your Midlander I wish we talked a little more

viagrandad
viagrandad

safe way for spin
That mechanic is retardly easy, how is there a bad way to do it?
Obviously not counting if people just plainly fuck up.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I try to keep it at least slightly knight-ish.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I have 862 Gathering/Perception and I still cannot get Noble Sage. I went to Forelands at 8 PM and nothing popped up. Am I missing something?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

did u turn on truth of the forest?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Do you have the book

Inmate
Inmate

There isn't really a way to fuck it up if you're playing with a competent group but in a random PUG or RF group there are different ways to do it that can make it more or less risky depending on which people in the group are retarded and incompetent.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

wanna erp some time in game emily?

JunkTop
JunkTop

What other methods are there aside from "run away from the guy that spins but not into the orange aoe from the add, take tether and guide him towards the side, someone steps on trap"

Skullbone
Skullbone

Sorry to ditch suddenly, Gilgahyur, will play with you another time

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

EH, I like them both.
/tell me sometime?
Not too bad.
I don't really do that anymore.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Does Haurchefant appear in the starlight dreams? Asking for a friend

Supergrass
Supergrass

running a10s on RF, duty complete
get to adds, nothing special
blight happens
offtank pulls the adds into the wrecking balls
adds explode 1s before the meteor from BLM LB3 lands
"..." said the healer as he left immediately
party dissolves

why are people so impatient, that was gonna be a kill within the next couple tries

King_Martha
King_Martha

o-oh

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Hella cute [email protected] tho

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sometimes people are unreasonable

Sometimes reasonable people get frustrated

takes2long
takes2long

I wasn't even home, bud.

Methshot
Methshot

s-sure

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm just kinda mad because the queue took so long and it was only the first pull

I wish I could get a static and avoid all these problems

WebTool
WebTool

If I wanted to have the easiest time getting into a static what is the best role to play. Trying to decide whether to dps or tank next expack.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Then get a static what's stopping you

Skullbone
Skullbone

Whatever you are best at

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I play monk

not very accepted around here

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You have to talk to people to get into a static user..

hairygrape
hairygrape

I play both warrior and monk well.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

- The OT can either stack in for the Single Charge and drag the add away afterward, or can eat the Single Charge and get knocked back to the wall with it (I've cleared the fight with tanks that can't be trusted to hold aggro and/or get the add far enough away if they stack in, and I've cleared with healers that will let the OT die half the time if they take the damage from that Single Charge)

- The MT can take the tether and drag the boss to the side toward the group, or can drag him a little bit to one side, then run around him and pull him to the side while he's moving away from the group. (I've cleared in groups where DPS was so bad that they actually needed the extra time to kill the add and the boss would spin right into the party if he was dragged toward them).

- Depending on how quickly or slowly the DPS can kill the add, how quickly or slowly the MT can pull the boss far enough to the sides with the tether, and how the OT chooses to pull and face the add, there can be some really, really shitty times to push the ice button, and hitting it earlier or later than usual can make a pretty big difference to how much room for error people have.

None of this really constitutes a different "method" to that mechanic, but in a situation where you really have no choice but to just try to clear with whatever misfits the PF/RF put you together with, doing one thing or another differently has a pretty enormous effect on your chances of getting through the mechanic cleanly.

farquit
farquit

Every single Static needs a WAR. I always see people looking for them on Balmung PF lf posts.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Do you level your Jobs?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Play whatever role you prefer, it really doesn't matter. FFXIV is one of the few MMOs where basically every class is needed in some way.
I mean if you want to get into a static quickly now your best bet would probably be WAR because every single static needs one anyway. Although we don't know what'll change with Stormblood and if you'd need WARs as much as you do now.
I honestly hope it won't be the case. Things would be easier if all tanks just had access to Storm's Path. I mean sure it's fine that PLD and DRK both have their own debuff but WAR just having the absolutely superior one is ridiculous.

JunkTop
JunkTop

That moment you realise your stalker collared you..

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That moment you realize none is ever going to collar you...

StonedTime
StonedTime

no i keep them low just to give the other players a chance against me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

stop being ugly

Inmate
Inmate

You don't need something as silly as that to have fun! Make friends, and then make memories with them!

FastChef
FastChef

Holy shit, you're one salty nigga

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Another ban lifted. Mods, let's purge it again.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Fanta potions were the biggest mistake this game ever introduced

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Seihai will fry.

TechHater
TechHater

BAN

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's okay Lizzy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

BAN

Inmate
Inmate

BAN

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Fanta potions are the only reason this game is still alive, shortman. There are like, less than 100 players subbed to this shit game, but YoshiP still sells hundreds of thousands of fantasias a month.

RavySnake
RavySnake

probably spent 50€ on Fantas over the year that I've played
Glamour is truly the real endgame.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

BAN

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Feels bad man

Just kidding who would want that

idontknow
idontknow

I agree, people need to be proud of what they make and not buttchug a fanta when they see something cute.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

BAN

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why is this happening again?

FastChef
FastChef

This is why this general is dying. You retards want to ban every person who actually plays the game.

FastChef
FastChef

autism

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

bullshit

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Yeah only mega autists hate this chemo guy

What a hero, saving the thread for regular video gamers like me. What would we do without his devastatingly effective spam and nonsensical ESL rants

askme
askme

It's true

never seen a PF with a static looking for a monk, and not a DRG

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I see it all the time. Most statics I see recruiting just list "melee," with the party spots listed as NIN MNK and DRG. Most people aren't going to care which melee comp they bring.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Let me clarify
Yes you'll have a harder time
Bullshit that you can't find something
PF you are already checking obviously
Also check the recruitment reddit, make PFs about you looking for a group as well
Maybe even make your own

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I HATE MOOGLES
PIC RELATED ITS MOOGLES

askme
askme

Whats the difference between being thirsty and just being lonely?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Scrolling through long lists of "quotes" is kind of annoying...

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

At this point, it really doesn't matter what melee you bring into raid. Just about any comp can clear every floor. And you'll have even more chances to get into a party with cross server PF

Playboyize
Playboyize

I don't mind chemo
Chemo brings conflict to the thread and bickering, which I love.
I hate indecency and Grownman culture so him opposing it is also a bonus.
I love you chemo keep fighting and making people salty.

Evilember
Evilember

only the latter makes you become a grown man prison gay

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

t. chemo

w8t4u
w8t4u

Do you want the cum or hugs?

Techpill
Techpill

Yup, that's what I'm waiting for

Cross server will let me look for a static in my data center without having to move around

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

But chemoshitter LITERALLY can't do anything about Emily. The deity you claim to worship is weak and impotent.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If a lonely person denies that they're lonely or tries to play it off as normal, they're thirsty. That's the only difference.

Illusionz
Illusionz

equating appreciation to worshipping

wew

viagrandad
viagrandad

queues for over an hour
votes to abandon within 20 minutes
Please kill yourselves if you do this. Wasting not only my time but my food.

Skullbone
Skullbone

indecency

Are you a fedora-tipping loser who feels threatened by modern society

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw you're lonely but all you do is post your character in xivg hoping people will talk to you

It's pretty bad

Lunatick
Lunatick

Stop being lonely loser!
What's your name?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Go outside
Get a job
Talk to people in real life

Spamalot
Spamalot

queue for over an hour
party wipes once
Tank goes "AFK. Kick me please :D"

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'll log back in on my alt later, and we can talk

MPmaster
MPmaster

Report them if they do that

I don't know if they actually do anything but I've reported people for that a couple times and gms followed up with me pretty quickly to ask me about it

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'm Seda Mizuki on Behemoth

I have a job user

If I'm still online then sure

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why do you have to pick one or the other?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Namedropped yourself
Do you have any idea what you just did?!

Emberfire
Emberfire

veekyforums.com/thread/163288167/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163288167/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163288167/video-games

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Just kill me now

girlDog
girlDog

Aww the server is full.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Hope they like pineapple pizza :^)

5mileys
5mileys

Which one you primarily want pretty much answers it

askme
askme

I want somebody to stalk and then collar me...

massdebater
massdebater

Are you cute?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

How can you call someone thirsty if the label is enitrely up to the individual then?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Some people obviously want the D

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