/nosg/ - Nostalrius General

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lostmypassword

set realmlist logon.elysium-project.org

vanilla UI edition

OLD NOST PvP and PvE(Name: Nostalrius PvP/Nostalrius PvP)
These will have all your old level 60 chars for nostalgia's sake. (WE WILL PLAY HERE AFTER QUEUES)

NEW NOST PvP (Name: Elysium PvP)
Brand new server, will be released 3-4 weeks after old nost. (NOT OUT YET BUT NO ONE WILL ROLL HERE)

What faction are we rolling?

Horde discord: discord.gg/UNArm

Alliance discord: discord.gg/TvDzTmX

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Big Addon Pack
wow-one.com/forum/topic/3573-vanilla-112-addons-download/

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Lunatick
Lunatick

/a/ was here first!

FastChef
FastChef

NIHILUM KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw animeposted so hard yesterday I got warned by jannie already
Stay strong my waifu brethren

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You are like a little baby

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

FinalFlash please

Emberfire
Emberfire

stuck on the same position in queue for 10+ minutes already
Y-YAMEROOOO

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

love having second delay on everything because the slavs love seeing huge population numbers

Methshot
Methshot

only a few weeks now until fresh comes out and all the cucks go to the cuckshed so us real men can play some VIDEO GAMES

FastChef
FastChef

PRAISE BRUDDA

girlDog
girlDog

people praise Bindi granola bar (Indi) as the paragon of nost Veeky Forums
becomes a mascot of the K2 guild because newfags think he's amazing
gets out tanked by a tripfag
kicks the better tank to preserve his image
people still suck up to this fag

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Do I need Tailoring as a warlock?
do warlocks use bandages?
can someone post a pvp gear list for warlock?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

no
yes
no

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

no
yes
theres a bis list on the nost forums

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Will the new servers be PvE and PvP or only PvP as the OP writes ?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

only pvp

Soft_member
Soft_member

Were you the retard who insisted it took 2 years to get into bwl?

eGremlin
eGremlin

hello friends, i have some questions for my annual wow nostalgia

is there any news for the fresh slate realm?

how is the pve realm looking? any fun /nosg/ shitty banter guilds / people?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah, managed to set a new record of (You)s for myself t b h

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hi everyone Ituh here, just a reminder that I will be leading the horde guild on Nostalrius II with help from the /wpsg/ and /nosg/ greats of old.

"healsluts", "girls", and "ERP friendly" anons won't be tolerated so don't worry about falling into old pitfalls. Loot structure has not been decided other than it will not be LC to avoid gorrubt gore issues.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Step your game up

girlDog
girlDog

I only managed to get up to 38 yesterday, but I'm not giving up senpai.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

STOP FUCKING MAKING THREADS WHEN THEY HAVEN'T ARCHIVED YET REEEEEEEE FUCKING NOSTALRIUS FAGGOTS

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Meant to respond to

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Gimme some (You)'s friends

Supergrass
Supergrass

yea

Inmate
Inmate

want to play a cute waifu healslut priest
can't stand any of the alliance levelling zones after going through them 10+ times already
forced to roll ud/troll
I just want to self-insert as a cute girl (female) and suck off my tank after every fight.

h-help

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

your name is unavailable
add an extra last letter at the end

phew

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

AFK while playing lol

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

the fuck is leonas first item?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

veekyforums.com/thread/163230538/video-games
swiftmend has a long cd, costs a lot of mana is super inefficient as a o shit heal
regrowth costs too much mana, hot doesn't do anything and is dispelable
have to go all the way in resto and feral, can't get good balance talents
roots cleaned by priests and paladins 24/7
can do no damage as swiftmend just put up easily dispelable dots
better than shaman

God Veeky Forums is so fucking awful at this game. I am never raiding in a vg guild ever again, you're all so fucking bad it takes so much work to carry you through every pvp/pve interaction.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

no earth shield or water shield

am i a shitter

Soft_member
Soft_member

Old Nost PvP
WE WILL PLAY HERE

The delusion is real

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

resto druid is worse than shaman in PvP

pass the blunt nigga

Emberburn
Emberburn

no worthwhile cc
weak healing
no support buffs like totems
no offensive dispel
no damage
healing is completely mana inefficient
Wow sure sounds better!

Nojokur
Nojokur

What is the best late game PvE healer class?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

redemption new item

let's you cast an aeo zone that heals and does damage
can be used when dead too
also gives some other stats

Snarelure
Snarelure

veekyforums.com/thread/163230538/video-games
that's bad. now they'll never leave old servers

Skullbone
Skullbone

dont know, this is a hacked account, was jg but was trolling

SniperGod
SniperGod

gonna say fuck it and start a feral nelf druid on nostals/elis pve realm bc i've never played one

what am i in for?

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw you get your first kill ever

Snarelure
Snarelure

Im new, rolling mage.

How is tailoring + enchant as prof?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

bruh shaman is amazing in group pvp (and at honoraburru duelling but that's a different matter)

spec 30/0/21 and you:
blow people up with lightning
big heals
provide windfury and other totems
purge
are safe vs rogues if you park yourself on top of magma totem (or when you're within range of a warrior to global the snaky fucker, which you are unless you're a terrible shaman) - and you're hard to kill with shield, mail, heals, stoneskin totem, orc racial

you can cure viper sting so you're less apt to oom than priests

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Shaman. Literally gods.

DeathDog
DeathDog

priest is the most flexible and has top-tier throughput

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Expensive as fuck, but rewarding. Start with skinning and mining / herbalism while leveling to actually make gold, then when you hit 60 drop them for tailoring / enchanting and use a powerleveling guide to efficiently boost tailoring and enchating to 300.

Lunatick
Lunatick

position in queue 2090
Calculating
position never moves
what did nost mean by this?

RavySnake
RavySnake

How much of the current nost pop is Chinese? Last time I heard their were more chinese than English speakers

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

be oldfag
honestly want them to release fresh sooner so freshfags will leave and I can get in.
I just want to play my 60.

MPmaster
MPmaster

just want to make a horde druid so go female tauren
sit down at a tree to go afk for abit
someone approaches and starts doing emoticons
what a mistake this was

girlDog
girlDog

Definitely more than 50%. I would say between 70 and 80.

cum2soon
cum2soon

i just want to play at 60 not having to leve like all the other plebs :(((((

you do realize this is basically like buying a character boost

StonedTime
StonedTime

Stuck on queue with 2k people and "Calculating.." the number isnt even going down. wtf?

farquit
farquit

wanting to play your character that you got to 60 again is boosting your character

takes2long
takes2long

Leave the queue senpai and try again, slavs released the cap.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

163261438
Not getting a (you) that wasn't earned.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Buying a character boost from myself? I dont think you attempted analogy works at all.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

tfw I was just gonna start leveling on the old server because I didn't want to wait to level on the fresh one
can't even log into the old one

Well, guess I will just reroll in January.

MPmaster
MPmaster

post /who in a major city with guildnames showing

girlDog
girlDog

didnt work >:(

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Who waiting on /fresh/ here?

Skullbone
Skullbone

anyone?

cum2soon
cum2soon

didnt work*

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

draw a group of 10 year old girls
claim they're 30 year old video game developers

Japan is retarded

Emberburn
Emberburn

me...

idontknow
idontknow

Every fucking day I come here and read about builds and farms and rotations and watch pvp vids and the fucking server is a month away

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

xloot or atlsasloot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

everyone in anime is 21+

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

que literally hasnt moved for 15 minutes

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Pls stop posting that pasta, it's not fair, it's not fucking fair

Nojokur
Nojokur

Kill yourself

Inmate
Inmate

What class is good for jumping while PvPing? I want to pwn everyone while constantly pressing spacebar, so no turret classes.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

a feral nelf druid

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Rogue.

idontknow
idontknow

UD rogue with no less than 3 x's in the name

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

nice

Methnerd
Methnerd

So is enhancement a meme in PvP or not?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

anyone know what the fuck is going on here?

Illusionz
Illusionz

I don't get it, you'll only see the first few anyway?

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's viable in pvp.
Here's how it performs in endgame:
youtube.com/user/BloodskullMannoroth
Probably even more viable when everyone has shit gear

Methnerd
Methnerd

WHY CAN'T I LOG IN REEEEEEEE QUEUE CALCULATING REEEEEE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why can't Trolls wear shoes? This triggers me so much. Like I understand why Tauren can't because they have fucking hooves, but why not Trolls??? Is it against their religion or something?

5mileys
5mileys

Is 5 X's too much?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Anything is "viable", it's just that Elemental shits on Enhancement in PvP because of instant-critical Chain Lightning and near-instant Magma Totem to make rogues fuck off.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Make sure to always spam ADADADADADADADADADADAD while fighting in melee combat, It increases your crit chance.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Can he really do his shit while jumping? Thought he had to be on the ground, never seen a jumping rogue.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Enhancement is awful in pvp, it's only good for those meme crit videos. It looks cool when the stars align and you get a triple windfury crit, but 90% of the time you're just autoattacking praying that windfury will proc.
Elemental sucks too
Resto is the best shaman spec in pvp and pve.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Keep it real /anime/ bros
you da real mvps

likme
likme

yeah but I can't log on to check anything myself

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Do I need Tailoring as a warlock?
If you're starting on Old Nost - no.
If you're starting on Fresh - absolutely.

do warlocks use bandages?
Just like any other non-heal class.

viagrandad
viagrandad

so bored of waiting for fresh that I'm downloading an android emulator to use grindr and try jerking off guys for the first time

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF FUCK

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

elemental sucks
youtube.com/watch?v=J7siEh7-aZ8&

Illusionz
Illusionz

lol faggot

askme
askme

Don't be fucking gay

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

play hearthstone/shadowverse my dude

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

guys, i'm stuck in queue and it doesn't even move, just stays at 3054, no estimated time
is it real shit or something wrong with my connection/server

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Ignore half of what this guy is saying Hearthstone is aids unless you have crazy amounts of disposable income
Shadowverse is the new hotness .

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I fucking hate card games with a passion.

Techpill
Techpill

RIP ony pug

Methnerd
Methnerd

CALCULATING WHAT IS IT CALCULATING WHY IS NOTHING MOVING AHHHHHHHHH

StonedTime
StonedTime

ree?

FastChef
FastChef

yes

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tyvm for answer, thought i'm getting schizophrenia

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

queue bugged out and won't move
fresh realm still a fucking month away

fuck this I'm just going to try out legion I guess

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

nice server lmao

Inmate
Inmate

Honestly you should most are just money grabs
user do what I am doing, level a warrior you'll regret putting time into.

Firespawn
Firespawn

It's moving now, shut down your client and start up again.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME

happy_sad
happy_sad

REEEEEEEE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

ITS OVER

BLIZZBROS WON AGAIN

StonedTime
StonedTime

cram 12,000 people into one non-funded server
act surprised when it struggles to function
get mad at developers for providing you a service at no cost to you

farquit
farquit

All those people that sat in que for 1+ hours

happy_sad
happy_sad

They said a few weeks senpai. Everyone with common sense knew this and its why we won't be rolling on the DOA fresh server.

RavySnake
RavySnake

one non-funded server
do animemes believe this

massdebater
massdebater

FUCK THIS SHITTY FUCKING SERVER

Playboyize
Playboyize

Welcome to two weeks ago

Methshot
Methshot

try and get in after REEEE
still get in queue
NOST IS DEAD

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

remove queue during chink prime time
add it when they go to bed
Can't make this up

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'll be your server tonight! :D

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Do I really need engineering as a mage if I want to pvp?
Not to mention I have 400 ping so I don't know that I could land bombs even if I tried...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

log in quick nerds 7k already

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

we in now

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Server runs stable at 8k players
Devs randomly decide to boost the cap to 12k at 6am
Server starts to lag horribly for several hours
Server finally dies
Back to 12k cap

At some point you just have to ask yourselves...the fuck are these devs doing?!".

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

these fucking alien man hands
lost all interest

iluvmen
iluvmen

can't play because russkie chad devs are "enjoying the holidays" with their families, friends and slavic teen gfs

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is chat down? I lost all my channels.

No, mage does everything Engineering does just by virtue of being a mage.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

pvping at 400 ping
Stick to MC, friendo. Also,
engi mage
Who the fuck memed that onto you?

Lunatick
Lunatick

You CAN go tailoring if you want.

There is some pretty great BoP tailoring made warlock gear for pre-raid BiS
(Gear you can only get if you're a tailor)
(I'd suggest getting tailor to 300 as warlock just to make the robe, then ditching tailoring for engineering)
(engineering is best PvP)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Considered leveling a warrior on old but now the servers are fucked. And fuck that queue.

I tried hearthfags and even tried shadowweeb but every time I play card games I just get mad at the super epic RNG bullshit game play and give up.

takes2long
takes2long

can't play
I'm playing on the server that will last longer than 2 weeks after its release (aka not fresh or PvE).

idontknow
idontknow

people still think they're upgrading the old servers
people don't realize the new server will have the new tech and run smoother than the old tech and old servers

cum2soon
cum2soon

at least post some qt grindr twinks then

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why do you people keep bitching so much? Holy shit shut the fuck up. Play old nost until new one comes out, then play new server. Is it that fucking hard? You don't HAVE to completely boycott old nost to try to prove some kind of point to yourself. Just fucking play it and stop crying like a little bitch until the new one is out.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Wow, it's almost like your post is actually logical, reasonable, and not completely unfounded! It definitely gets its point across, and promotes a solution that reduces the white noise this general creates in lieu of its blinding autism.

Why the FUCK would I listen to you, then?

takes2long
takes2long

right, just like K2 did

FastChef
FastChef

devs explicitly say both PvP and PvE Nost are literally running OG hardware from 8 months ago
people unironically expect the lag to get better
meanwhile fresh will be running brand new lag-less hardware
oldcucks' faces when

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

So is there an actual Veeky Forums or /nosg/ guild on either faction? also is there an actual discord and not the gay shit in the OP?

King_Martha
King_Martha

sit in 4k queue
finally get in
play for 10 minutes
server gets ree'd
log back in
3k queue
epic

simply epic

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why don't you get some games on sale, steam usually sale loads of shit cheap this time of year.
Surely that's more fun then looking for attractive homosexual men on the internet.

Inmate
Inmate

How to suck your own dick.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

when does MC reset?

Techpill
Techpill

So is there an actual Veeky Forums or /nosg/ guild on either faction?
No, people are all over the place in different guilds. No point in organizing into one guild when we're all rerolling fresh.

also is there an actual discord and not the gay shit in the OP?
Dont know about alliance, but the horde guild discord link is where all the people who will roll horde on fresh hang out.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Interest in what?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Make a post questioning the logic behind people expectations of the server
random user is upset I've pondered this neuron charging question Proceeds to project
Can't talk about private servers on the private server general, now THAT really makes me think.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Oldcucks still desperately shilling and trying to twist the narrative.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Are you doing a bit?
You know melee circlestrafe to fuck with caster's facing requirements right? In by season 8 it had degenerated into just constantly juking left and right.

TechHater
TechHater

I don't know about you but that really makes me scratch my head a bit'

cum2soon
cum2soon

Doesn't know about how the xp boost fucked over Kronos's server pops
Stupid uninformed goi!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

can someone explain to me why level 19s with half health already tagged keep spawning ontop of me in the barrens

i've died to it literally 6 times now because a turtle or a kolkar just spawns behind me at half health and wastes me in 3 punches

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Then why do people do it when they're fighting a stationary mob?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

XP BOOST?
I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE PLAYING ON A FUN SERVER

Bidwell
Bidwell

Habit after playing thousands of arenas.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

that freak

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This. I have thousands of hours of experience doing high level PvP, noobs wouldn't understand., also mobs do less damage when you're running around them in circles.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm confused. Are we playing on the new realm or not?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The server, K 2, "they" played on never had xp boosts

w8t4u
w8t4u

Are you into guys dude?

Illusionz
Illusionz

(NOT OUT YET BUT NO ONE WILL ROLL HERE)

Throw a shit-fit since the last general?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yes most people here just use old pvp to waste time until fresh
they have nothing to do all day

Firespawn
Firespawn

Read the OP. Nobody will play on the fresh server.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's just cucks in denial, trying to cling to the wants of the few

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm into girls(male), not aliens(male)

SniperGod
SniperGod

So since this shit was obviously a massive fucking failure, when will blizzard make vanilla realms?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

some mad oldcuck is so desperate he shits in every OP

JunkTop
JunkTop

We are currently playing on the old server until the new server gets released. There are some who want us to stay on the old server because they already have an established character, and there are some who want to move to the new server because they do not have an established character. The ones who will stay on Old Nostalrius are a bunch of memers, while those who will roll on New Nostalrius are Redditors. Most of the Chinese will stay on Old Nostalrius to farm high-level materials, while most of the Russians will move to New Nostalrius and be absolutely horrendous to group with.

Skullbone
Skullbone

what's up with these pathetic fucks who showed up last week brigading every thread claiming everyone is staying on old when Salty Dogs discord has 100 and IBC 80 people?

TreeEater
TreeEater

LFM ZG 0/2 tanks 0/5 healers 1/13 dps coc res

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw grindr won't work on bluestacks anymore
using older versions forces you to update
not getting a phone from mommy until christmas

FUCK

I have plenty of games but I have no interest in them anymore. I just load up rising storm sometimes to dick around and shoot shit but that's about it.

5mileys
5mileys

girls(male)

You know that's a joke right? If you want to fuck guys that means you're gay.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Are you a cute boy user?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's not gay as long as the dick is feminine.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Yes and?

massdebater
massdebater

That's impossible.

Dick means gay, as having a dick means you're a male, making you attracted through the dick to the male, making you gay

Inmate
Inmate

I'm sorry user I can't help you, if you can't find any vidya you like seeking gay men might be your only hope.

MPmaster
MPmaster

No, no, no, it's not gay to fuck a girl (male) in the ass, because fucking a girl (girl) in the ass isn't gay. You think anal sex is gay? Then you're retarded. Not only that, it's okay to give a girl (male) a handjob because the easiest way for you yourself to masturbate is by -- get this -- GIVING YOURSELF A HANDJOB. Is it gay if you masturbate? No, because that would be retarded logic. And receiving a blowjob from a girl (male) isn't gay either, because otherwise getting a blowjob from a girl (girl) is gay, and once again, that's a retarded line of thinking, isn't it? It's only gay if YOU give a girl (male) a blowjob, unless your own cock is so big and your spine is so flexible that you can give yourself a blowjob, in which case it's just another form of masturbation, so you can give a girl (male) a blowjob without being gay.

tl;dr sex with a girl (male) isn't gay.

Inmate
Inmate

I'm not feminine but one time some girl on r9k omegle said I was good looking once. Kind of boyish I suppose.

Wish I was a feminine cutie sometimes but it's whatever. Would be nice to fuck a crossdresser or something but at this point I'm down for just jerking off the closest guy to me so I don't have to travel far. I don't like leaving my house. Might have to try craigslist

maybe I can get some of them to give me money and I can become a prostitute

look at what the slavs have made me become

idontknow
idontknow

Question:

Which server was more popular on Kronos? The old one or the new one?

Nojokur
Nojokur

bro i think you might be gay

takes2long
takes2long

Kronos II.

Takes one to know one, faggot!

massdebater
massdebater

You think anal sex is gay?

It is.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

new one

not relevant when it comes to nost realm setup though seeing that old kronos barely had 200 players and old nost had 12k

TechHater
TechHater

dick means gay
It doesn't.

Having sex with girl (male) isn't gay, even if your girlfriend (male) has a penis, then it's not gay as long as it's a feminine dick.

takes2long
takes2long

Fuck off you worthless degenerate.

All trannies need to burn if you fuck one you are worthtless pathetic degenerate cuck who needs to kys.

now go back to your disgusting containment board /lgbt/ you fucktard

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i am gay, no denying that, so are you

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

wow rude

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What if the penis is feminine but freakishly large?

Techpill
Techpill

rude

haha did i hurt your feelings?

KYS

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

(you)

farquit
farquit

It's actually pretty awkward and I have a hard time wearing cute skirts because of it. Plus some guys seem instantly turned off when I'm bigger soft than they get hard, so what should be a fun *pomf!* because a domestic violence incident.

Bidwell
Bidwell

(You)

Evilember
Evilember

That's too bad, femenine boys are the best.
You can come blow me user, but then I'll make you leave.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

hey guys whats going in this thre

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

good

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's okay user, you will be able to find a girlfriend (male) soon too, even if your dick isn't as feminine as mine.

I'm sure it looks cute though. Do you dress up in skirts?

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw always been tank or healer

I want to play a warlock this time

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Literally me.

Currently level 4 and already bored out of my mind. Think I'm going back to my priest t b h

farquit
farquit

What the fuck are you even talking about you shit fucking degenerate sodomite? Burn in fucking hell you degenerate trash whore homo.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Don't be shy user, I can dress up in a cute skirt for you.

We can roleplay as a hetero if you want, I'm willing to be a girl (male).

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Nostfags who wants to try out vanilla/bots/hacks/cheats/etc set your realmlist to n.olife.org (registration there too, use fake email/etc)

Server's purely for testing purposes only. As I set it up only few minutes ago with no change from the build.

Its 20xp/crafting/etc for sped up leveling progress and 10x gold.

Should be enough to test out the new vanilla and get used to your classes/quests/etc

cum2soon
cum2soon

this has to be grud shitposting

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You're retarded if you think druid is better than shaman

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm not shy.

I have no interest in fucking a man.

Fuck off, this is a thread about vanilla, not about your disgusting tranny fetish.

kys

Firespawn
Firespawn

man
It's okay, when I dress up in a skirt, I'm a girl.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

can just test it on elysium right now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

girl (male)

You see, the problem here is that you think that males can be girls, which isn't the case.

Instead of "girl (male)" you should write "male (pretending to be female)".

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

but then I'll make you leave.

fucking bully

got a message on craigslist from this guy lmao

Firespawn
Firespawn

No, you are just a man with a skirt.

Supergrass
Supergrass

rude t b h

You guys are just jealous of my feminine dick.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is nifty stop watch quest not working on this shit server? The spawned mob doesnt drop anything for me.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm not jealous lmao, i'm trying to help you from social ineptness and trying to prevent you from destroying yourself.

Kek, i have a pregnant wife, fuck off, how could i be jealous of some degenerate loser who is so pathetic he has to pretend to be a woman?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

As a warrior in PvP do I invest in Arms for that Improved Hamstring, or in Fury for that Improved Intercept?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Do I need Tailoring as a warlock?
Yes if you want BiS PvE gear
do warlocks use bandages?
Yes
can someone post a pvp gear list for warlock?
R13 Head (replace with rocket helm)
Choker of the Fire Lord
R13 Shoulders
R13 Chest
Bracers of Arcane Accuracy
Ebony Flame Gloves
Mana Igniting Cord
Fel Infused Leggings
Rocket Boots (R12 boots when on CD)
Band of Forced Concentration
Band of Dark Dominion
Claw of Chromaggus + Spellstone/Skull of Impending Doom switch out with Staff of Shadowflame once OH is used
PvP trinket + Net/Cloak/Reflector whatever

This is for SM/Ruin or Soul Link builds, if you want to meme with deep destro (don't) you take different items for more crit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

pregnant wife
Confirmed for cuckold.

Be sure to enjoy raising your wife's son while Jamal gets to pound her every time you leave for work.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm the one being rude?

You're the one who's spreading his gay agenda in a fucking WORLD OF WARCRAFT THREAD. Go to /lgbt/ with this shit.

Techpill
Techpill

Stop replying to obvious attention whores.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

luckily there is literally 0 niggers where i live, so that's quite literally impossible.

also

projecting this hard

Those insecurities are showing

Evilember
Evilember

how the fuck do i sign up for this shit show if the website is cut off at the bottom so i can't complete filling out my account info?

Also will any 1.12 Vanill download work?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What is it, mangos?

eGremlin
eGremlin

can I really not pvp with 400 ping? I figured Mage would be easy enough that it wouldn't make a huge difference

are there any other AU/NZ players here who can tell me what it's like? I'm still downloading the client

FastChef
FastChef

I have a pregnant wife
Posts on chimichangan board for socially inept assburgers who enjoy living 10 years in the past
sure mate, sure

Emberfire
Emberfire

You technically can, but the problem is that the lag will steal HKs from you if you're in a battleground because it will register with another player before you. If you're just looking for fun without making rank, it's an option. If you play PoM/Pyro you might be able to snatch a kill every three minutes.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

die because pulled 2 mobs
have to run 30 min back
EPIC GAMEPLAY WOWTARDS

Illusionz
Illusionz

What profs for priest looking forward to pvp mostly?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

in a fucking WORLD OF WARCRAFT THREAD
/nosg/
How new are you f a m

WebTool
WebTool

db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#LMhxdAio0uVVzu0h

Try something like this maybe?

I believe so, or one of the variants. Thats the only core thats even relevant I believe.

Its not scripted properly from the looks of it. The dungeons scripts for example seems lacking. Elysium/nostralius should share their dungeon scripts if they want further development for the core, but they wont cause thats where the money is.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tyvm!

Techpill
Techpill

They're still talking about trap shit

Gas chambers when?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

that's quite literally impossible.
keep telling that to yourself you cuckold

cum2soon
cum2soon

how the fuck do i sign up for this shit show if the website is cut off
press "play now" retard

likme
likme

looks like you just don't get to play, may as well go back to retail now lol

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

what's the biggest meme class/race in vanilla?

whereismyname
whereismyname

UD rogue.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Got my bot setup.

If everything works I'll just need to run it and it should go from 1-60 without any intervention needed. Wonder how many instances of WoW I can run on my PC.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i am, but the place at the bottom of the page only shows down to the captcha then cuts off so i can't fucking finish the sign up process.

viagrandad
viagrandad

being this insecure and out of proper arguements that you have to project this hard

See, i didint mind all this tranny/homo shit before, but now it's just being forcefed to me fucking everywhere school, university, TV, movies, media , newspapers, journals and now on fucking Veeky Forums, and if i dare to say something, everyone goes "If you dont like it, just IGNORE IT!!" well i cant fucking ignore if its being force fed to me 24/7

When you push something so disgusting, so depraven, so morally completely wrong and degenerate, do you not expect a pushback?

Like if you just fucked off and did all your degenerate shit in private, alot less people would care.

But dont expect to be able to just fucking go along pushing your degenerate sodomite crap everywhere and expect no resistance.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It triggers me to no end that we are tolerating pieces of shit like him.

takes2long
takes2long

i am afraid to admit i'd like a girl peeny in my mouth

massdebater
massdebater

user, think of all the countless hours you have spent going through the same spell rotations, waiting for BG queues, raids, dungeons, mob respawns or even worse, just sitting in the capital city of your faction and being bored, doing nothing. All those precious moments that have brought you nothing, because you have only been pressing the same keys over and over, watching a few digital numbers shift back and forth.

It's a cleverly crafted trap, that you find yourself in. And it is because it uses this mechanism of your body, making yourself feeling good, as soon as you fill that experience bar, get that random drop, or finish another purely digital objective. It is the same mechanism that makes us eat chocolate over and over again. Only a simple chemical reaction of our organism enjoying a certain hormone being released to our brain. And you fell for it. The game conditioned you to repeat this reward-loop again and again, making you subconsciously think, that you really accomplished something.

Yet, if this civilization would collapse suddenly, what is it that you can take from WoW, that will make you survive in the real world? After all those in-game hours, did you acquire any hard skills, that will bring you forth?

You can free yourself now and firstly you will need three things to succeed in this:
1) A thorough understanding that WoW is poison for you.
2) The cold withdrawal from WoW.
3) An honest resolution to not return back to WoW.

As you will succeed with this foundation, you will find yourself with more spare time. That's awesome, fill this time with positive things. Pick up those old hobbies you've had before WoW, learn new hobbies/languages/skills, create something, work on your weight, etc. We live in such wonderful times, where everything you want to learn is explained to you on Youtube. You really have no excuse to go back to WoW.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Got my bot setup.
No you didn't lmao

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Hehe I'm enjoying playing right now :)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tl;dr

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This is an incredibly well done image that unfortunately won't be relevant for long and barely anyone probably gets even now.

girlDog
girlDog

i'm afraid to admit that you need to die.

i seriously dont understand why do you come here to push this bullshit. You started this. So please stop it as well. This belongs to /lgbt/ and not here. Fuck off with your garbage.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Sounds to me like you are just insecure about your own sexuality senpai.

Don't worry, even if you do have sex with a girl (male), no one will consider it gay as long as (s)he had a feminine penis.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Warlock or mage for big nukes and oneshotting people in world pvp? Which spec?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Mage. PoM/Pyro.
db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#oixE0RfquVMhz

happy_sad
happy_sad

these are the autistic faggots who have to play with

Why don't you fuck off retard

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

insecure about your own sexuality

says the fucking degenerate kike that pushes tranny agenda 24/7 because he needs to be validated about how its "normal" and "not gay" and then gets super defensive and projects to infinity when he gets called out for his bullshit.

askme
askme

I've heard that you have to play frost tho' in MC because of fire resist, and i would be quite bored with spamming frostbolt all the time. Is there an equivalent nuker for the warlock class or do the arcane talents mitigate the resist fire thing?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Go back to your /pol/ safespace idiot

Nojokur
Nojokur

Mommy the truth hurts wahhhhh

askme
askme

Warlocks don't really have a "big dick damage" button since Soul Fire is never instant-cast and Conflagrate doesn't deal enough damage. Destro heavily relies on Searing Pain criticals to deal damage in PvP because it doesn't have a missile trail and is easily spammable. Mage is good for big dick damage.

Nigga you said World PvP, now you're saying PvE. Which is it.

idontknow
idontknow

Easiest (You)s of my life t-b-h.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

This is the fucking shit problem i am having

Methnerd
Methnerd

implying these people play
they're just here to attentionwhore on the newest and hip general on the block
once something new comes along, they'll migrate to that, I'm going to guess Revolution Online general.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

starts pushing jewish agenda

gets called out for it

MUH /POL/!!!!1

Go back to your containment board, you fucking trash.

I'm not the one who started this garbage.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Nice buzzwords

farquit
farquit

how to take a screenshot
every fucking time

SniperGod
SniperGod

websites offline now anyway champ, may as well go set up a sub on retail.

also nice screen shot, very legible

Bidwell
Bidwell

I want to do both PVE and PVP, i just like big nukes and high burst damage instead of eventually out-dpsing other classes. I think i'm gonna go mage judging by what you said.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Times running out you tranny freaks.

Emberfire
Emberfire

look, im kinda computer illiterate at times, specially when im frustrated, but do either of you have an idea about how to fix the black cut off at the bottom of the screen so i can actually sign up?

MPmaster
MPmaster

It's "Time's", you fucking retard. Why can't Fatclaps speak their own language?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

12k people online and I cant find a group for SFK instantly

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nigga nova > frostbolt > cone of cold is all the burst you'll ever nées. Seriously go frost. Control, surviability, burst, decent DPS on longer fight

farquit
farquit

vQueue + join world chat

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why would you try to fight two things at once ye fuckin idiot? What do you think this is? some kind of fancy pancy 2015 rpg?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Is the alliance guild ran by Lndi still around in nost pvp or are they waiting for fresh? I was in the guild back then but the character transfer didn't work and i lost it all.

Methshot
Methshot

He cares about grammar on an anonymous vietnamese foodstamp conglomerate

Nojokur
Nojokur

people spamming the thread link and memes in mulgore
wow who couldve have guessed

Soft_member
Soft_member

Bindi granola bar trying to push himself

Fuck off you faggot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

youtube.com/watch?v=icWqS9af6uc

RavySnake
RavySnake

implying I live in burgerland
lmao yurpoors [email protected]

Inmate
Inmate

Eat my cum, underage fuckboy.

Playboyize
Playboyize

there's a reason why we don't go on the pvp servers

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

SHUT UP

IM ABOUT TO BREAK

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

in this see of shit posts my pleas for help go unheard of and i drown in sorrow.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hello Ahmed

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm sort of a /pol/ack
how did /pol/ become the new /b/. don't know what I prefer being known as when someone mentions Veeky Forums; old /b/ or /pol/.

StonedTime
StonedTime

it vendors, gets new skills, puts new ranks on your bars, repairs, corpse walks, and eats/drinks?

askme
askme

implying I love in some cuckold country full of immigrants
lmao try again f-am

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yet, if this civilization would collapse suddenly, what is it that you can take from WoW, that will make you survive in the real world?
Describing 95% of hobbies

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

When all hell breaks loose you'll be the first to go.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Has anyone been able to bypass the queue since the most recent server shutdown? I can't do it anymore..

whereismyname
whereismyname

Gamergate and Milo brought all the normies to Veeky Forums; /v/ and /pol/ especially.

Illusionz
Illusionz

/pol/ is the only board that really has any worthwhile recognition outside of this site anymore. It consists of a lot of older users who have that "old Veeky Forums" mindset and put it to use pushing political propagnada.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Gamergate caused a lot of people to leave /b/, so by browsing boards they accidentally found /pol/. /pol/ pretended to be racist, which appealed to /b/ using racism for shock value, so they stuck around, but then they accidentally brought in real racists, leading to /pol/ becoming the new /b/.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Europe
some cuckold country full of immigrants

The two are mutually inclusive

normies to Veeky Forums

/v/ is just another subreddit, people who visit /pol/ and stick around either accept the truth or leave.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yes. It will also go buy new sets of gear periodically, collect all flightpoints and fuck your mom.

Methshot
Methshot

Man more people need to use this addon

There's like nobody on it

TreeEater
TreeEater

who visit /pol/ and stick around either accept the truth or leave
one of the things people that visit /pol/ and stick around do is leave
:^)

Nojokur
Nojokur

Well, the thing is, it picks up what people are looking for in the chats, meaning other people dont need to have the addon in order for it to work for you

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Politics in world chat of a video game is gayer than two lonely faggots ERPing in ironforge.

FastChef
FastChef

Try eastern europe senpai, we have no neetbux or any of that immigrant welfare bullshit so they avoid us like a plague.
As long as our daddy russia won't throw a fit and invade us again, we are good to go tbhq.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Stick around

Meaning visit the board more than once

TechHater
TechHater

Wrong

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So which cover did it better?

I prefer the Horde cover, myself. Something about it felt so ancient and unique.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Don't worry, Putin will soon reclaim what is rightfully his.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

But that's not what that means

w8t4u
w8t4u

shitty /pol/ and futa/trap memes in the chat
bizarre politics which nobody gives a shit about
memes
more memes
god damn what the fuck stop with the memes
Veeky Forums discussion
/nosg/ gets brought up 4 times already
cuck
cuck cuck cuck
is this why blizzard ran way from a multiplayer experience

hairygrape
hairygrape

youtube.com/watch?v=yNL20003W9M

pudiii....

JunkTop
JunkTop

He's too busy sucking off Trump now.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Can I actually roll a human priest and hope to raid, or am I falling for the meme and should roll dwarf instead?

Not sure how much of the "muh fear ward" is just a meme.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I never knew there was an alternative to the nelf/dwarf one

JunkTop
JunkTop

the discord links aren't real they're shitty memes
FUCKING THIS IS WHY DISCORDS SHOULD BE IN PASTEBINS WHATS THE FUCKING POINT .

idontknow
idontknow

Fear ward is useful for a number of encounters, the spirit bonus isn't really. No one actually cares half a fuck, but fear ward is still pretty good.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Sounds like someone just joined a gaymer discord ;^)

Firespawn
Firespawn

On the old server there are so many dwarf priests you can comfortably roll a human priest. However, there's literally no reason to NOT roll a dwarf, as the Fear Ward is also critical to PvP play.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Welcome to wpsg full of autistic neets who cant afford anything

dont believe anything on this general

worst general on Veeky Forums honestly

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

played retail since s7 and I want something viable in muh pvp and at end game
From what I've gathered playing all these years rogues seem the way to go. or was that just a pleb meme?

girlDog
girlDog

didn't even know there was another cover

cum2soon
cum2soon

best professions for shaman?

Soft_member
Soft_member

So how long does it usually take for an Admin to contact someone on the forum, since i literally cannot fix my problem?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

about three fiddy
usually 24h, but that was before server launch

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nost got taken down by blizzards jews in suits last time. Why should I put the time in to grind an account knowing that could happen again? Whats different this time around?

RavySnake
RavySnake

LOL

good luck with that

they all fucked off to go on "vacation" after they got the old pvp realm sort of working

we aren't seeing fresh realm until next fucking year, let alone seeing competent admin/GM interaction with players

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I don't know why I come to this general or Veeky Forums anymore. I may as well go back to /v/ its the same thing.

askme
askme

Rogues were OP as fuck up to 1.9, this is 1.12.1. They are still top tier, but not broken anymore.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Are you in a guild that can easily make BiS? Herbalism / Alchemy
Are you in a guild that cannot easily make BiS?
Skinning / Leatherworking
Mining / Blacksmithing
Are you in a wealthy guild?
Enchanting + Alchemy/Leatherworking/Blacksmithing
Are you PvPing?
Poor: Mining/Engineering
Rich: Engineering/Alchemy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Nost got taken down by blizzard

yes this is very true and you know what you are talking about and aren't misinformed at all

whatever you do don't roll on nost it's pointless

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Whats competitive in 1.12.1?
is it going to stay 1.12.1 forever like most prviate servers?

Snarelure
Snarelure

What is the issue you are experiencing difficulty with?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

AQ is soon.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Nothings different were getting shut down soon, pay for retail like a good goy.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Do they go through blizzards balance changes according to what happened during the release of AQ or are we going to be on 1.12.1 balance forever?

JunkTop
JunkTop

That doesn't change the patch, you retard.

SniperWish
SniperWish

is it going to stay 1.12.1 forever like most prviate servers?
yes, unless they roll out a TBC server like nost originally planned.

Lunatick
Lunatick

just wanna have fun in vanilla with bros
auscuck so constant 400ms
barely playable lag
spells never go off properly
never facing target
literally impossible to pvp

Are there any addons which help in this shitfest at all? Main one is spells never fucking working at all.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
POST SITTING IN QUEUE MUSIC

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

make lvl 2 gnome genocidelord
spam in yell that dwarves are shit and need to GTFO of dun morogh the gnome land
harass dwarves in whisper
one of them lvl 7 decides to fight me
runs all the way from ironforge to starting area
wins duel and i give him all the money i have 89 copper

Snarelure
Snarelure

Stop stealing my anime reaction images, nerd.

happy_sad
happy_sad

its this issue
i get that the fix may seem simple to someone who knows how to fix it, but i really dunno what to do.

Emberfire
Emberfire

why you bully me

do you want to use my boipussy

RavySnake
RavySnake

You don't know how to you's them properly.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Trying to cast a spell, huh?!

Well too bad! Like the famous vampire hunter, I keep a bandolier of gadgets for you occult robe wearers! I call this one the "Ironu Grenado"!
KABOOOM!

Nahaha! Now to finish you! I've got your dumb soon to be hot soup head in my sights!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

every starting zone chat is full of /pol/-tier autists arguing over religion
FUCK

OFF

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Post cute Dwarven girls.

Illusionz
Illusionz

CLASSIC GENOCIDELORD

askme
askme

he's got my keijo webm as well
Y-YAMEROOO

Snarelure
Snarelure

Death to transvestite scum

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sorry, i don't understand the issue, but i'm also stupid.
Are you having a problem clicking the register button after you complete the capcha shit?

farquit
farquit

everytime it's /pol/chat i link a thunderfury until people keep spamming it so much the 12 year olds leave

remember when gen chats were just normal fucking trolling and not "trump sucks" "hillary sucks"

Snarelure
Snarelure

casually mention trump
watch as /pol/tards reveal themselves

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I have a feminine dick and a boipussy though, so I'm a girl (male), not a transvestite.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How long is everyone rested for? I was level 42 and I'm almost 44 and still rested, was logged in org since server died

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I keep a bandolier of gadgets for you occult robe wearers

alright, you're actually getting better at this

massdebater
massdebater

I scrolled up, I think i get it now.
On chrome at least, the "register" button is hidden a bit in the captcha frame but still clickable.
Have you tried using a different browser than the one you're using?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Unfortunately, the K1 server is about to be merged into the K2 server which means the hundreds of lvl 60's created during the FIVE WEEKS of x6 rates will flood in.
Yes I'm bitter. I have nine (9) level 60 characters on K1 that I give no fucks about. Whole guilds raced to take advantage of it too. The merged Kronos will be an absolute shitshow.

Well. A shitshow with almost no chink farmers on it due to VPN / Proxies being blocked. It has that going for it at least.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Fuck off you autistic faggot shitposter

Snarelure
Snarelure

GNOME OR HUMAN MAGE?!

Emberfire
Emberfire

30 minute queue in the middle of a fucking Tuesday

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

not properly lowering he amount of numbers it takes to roll a warrior or increase for druid
shit image

cum2soon
cum2soon

Undead.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Those are some beautiful races you have there, Alliance. No, really. I would love to see grandma there read me a bedtime story before she inevitably keels over and dies.

SniperWish
SniperWish

How does it feel knowing that your parents hate you?

FastChef
FastChef

Cringiest shit on here

Flameblow
Flameblow

I just kidding onee-sama I'd never steal your you's.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

gnome mage male

Emberburn
Emberburn

I don't see the huge deal. Just play another game as you wait, or start the queue a half hour before you're ready to play. Seems straightforward.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

EVERY class needs bandages. Even healers. Don't let casuals tell you any different.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I keep a bandolier of gadgets for you occult robe wearers!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Seriously, you freaks shat up these threads for the past 4 months. Now it's time to put you in gas chambers

Flameblow
Flameblow

If someone would just host a single WoW private server in Australia it would probably have 3k+ players on it in the first week due to all the interest for one there.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Samefag, Nobody thinks you're funny faggot

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

MORE ORK

RumChicken
RumChicken

You have 20seconds to explain why would you choose human as an alliance mage.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Fellow AUSfag here. Bad internet is the bane of our existence.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I actually really like these posts and don't get why people cry about them

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

i actually hate having more intellect

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Shaman best for raid healing. Priests/druids otherwise I'd say.

StonedTime
StonedTime

wow......
is this true?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why are you replying to yourself?

Booteefool
Booteefool

yo boy alex is streaming and he's saying fresh server will have 20k players

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=lqhXFDohTXQ

massdebater
massdebater

I hate grinding rep so diplomacy is nice and gnomes are fucking ugly little pieces of shit that no one likes. I want to be like that motherfucker in the intro cinematic taking on the infernal not some comic relief midget.

likme
likme

Don't be shy user, I'll let you suck on my feminine dick if you ask politely.

Supergrass
Supergrass

OMG I HAVE TO GRIND REP FOR 10 MORE MINUTES WTF
kys

MPmaster
MPmaster

Klimpen is such a fucking faggot, there's nothing wrong with beans. Stupid pasta slurping cuck.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

comic relief

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I think he's funny deal with it fag

Techpill
Techpill

Can confirm.

t. healslut with a boipussy

StonedTime
StonedTime

20k
No chance.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Having to grind rep for longer while also being a 2 foot tall santa's workshop reject is a fate worse than death.
Yes, that's right. Gnomes have never been and will never be taken seriously.

Techpill
Techpill

Beat me to it, friend.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Gnomes have never been and will never be taken seriously.
can confirm desu

RumChicken
RumChicken

alex wouldn't accept vip access

eGremlin
eGremlin

FRESH CANT COME SOONER

GET THESE PEOPLE OFF MY SERVER REEEE

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Anything help brother? This is a nightmare to even try to play. What would be the class least affected by this shit?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

He actually inspected element
What a sad faggot

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The real pain with playing a gnome is that your camera is forever at manlet height.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Are Orcs the only canonically accurate Warlocks?

FastChef
FastChef

What if I want to bend you over your desk and breed your boypuss instead like

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Whenever I go to Orgrimmar I immediatly seem to DC... I can close WoW, and restart and relog with the grace period and it immediatly does the same again. No issues in any other place, wtf.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

no just the canon origin

WebTool
WebTool

Ok so how long do I get to play after I get in?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What's wrong with Undead being Warlocks? I don't know much lore, so sorry for my ignorance if it's something obvious.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Literally me.

MPmaster
MPmaster

That's pretty gay t-b-h

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Imagine being this mad over nothing :)

Inmate
Inmate

Nope. I always heal and I'm a manchild.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

vg full of faggots and trannys
just end yourselves pls

Spamalot
Spamalot

I honestly don't mind them in reality but the way they keep banging on about it is pissing me off

takes2long
takes2long

POTTU'S MULTICULTURAL UTOPIA CONTINUES

RumChicken
RumChicken

Nothing wrong, but people assume that undeads being zombies make most sense of them being warlocks.
Actually gnomes cannonically make best warlocks after orcs, since they are more independant mages (not tied to Dalaran)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

POTTU = ONE OF SOROS SONS

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I don't care, lables aren't important.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

STOP LIKING THINGS I DONT LIKE
seriously man just get over yourself no one in the thread cares what you do and don't like so stop pretending everyone feels exactly like you do about everything.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Anyone have any idea what could be causing this? My friend doesn't get the issue. Outside of Orgrimmar im fine, inside everything stops after 15 secs (chars just start to run to walls, cant interract, typical DC stuff) then I restart, get in immediatly, and 15 secs later same issue.

farquit
farquit

Nothing. Honestly there's nothing wrong with any arcane-using race having warlocks. Only ones that really stand out are Draenei since any warlocks would just be Eredar.

happy_sad
happy_sad

everything is beginning to make sense
Nost was made to bluepill basement dwelling nerds

Techpill
Techpill

Anyone have any idea what could be causing this?
China.

takes2long
takes2long

draenei literally the OG warlocks
can't be locks in game

blizzard so retarded

Flameblow
Flameblow

20k

likme
likme

Because they're Eredar draenei, which are basically Legion themselves you mong.

likme
likme

literally the only difference is their name you retard

that's like saying dark iron dwarfs aren't actual dwarfs because they are mean

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Unlike demon hunters and orc warlocks which are...pure of heart?
You're basically just saying draenei are weak minded compared to any race that can play a class that involves demons.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

If we're asking lore questions here, how come manaroth and the burning legion didn't transform the orcs like they transformed literally every other race under their sway.
I never got that, night elves are satyr , drenei are like warlocks on steroids. but they just made the orcs really fucking mad or something?

askme
askme

redpill me on rolling a paladin for endgame healing

hairygrape
hairygrape

they turned orcs green m8

OG orcs are brown/black

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Mannoroth tricked guldan into making them all drink his blood, it turned their skin green and made them legion bitches

happy_sad
happy_sad

just a name
Playable draeneis are Prophet Velens followers, draenei priests being able to go shadow already make no sense.

takes2long
takes2long

that's true its just the skin change thing always seemed really tame compared to what the night elves got, but i guess the eredar are just red draenei. better than being some creepy goat faggot night elves really got cucked in their legion deal.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Man'ari = Corrupted fel Eredar
Draenei = Clean Eredar that split.

Technically a Draenei could become a warlock since they're essentially mages cut who corners and don't limit themselves but that goes against everything they stand for.

Flameblow
Flameblow

It turned them green, and then the ones that continued to be corrupted became huge red orc hulks with spikes coming out of them and shit like we saw in TBC.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

xavius was kind of an asshole

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

there's literally nothing wrong with draenei warlocks or shadow priests

not a single thing prevents it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Which skills are worth training as a warrior?

Inmate
Inmate

ITT: people who don't know shit about WoW

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

25 minutes of que time

Holy shit has it been always like this since they launched on elysium

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

people discussing the game and its lore
better shit-post and not actually engage in any conversation

what a sad little man you are

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Read this? It makes absolutely no sense. Ofcourse you can make special snowflake cases where Exodar draenei went to Fel, but that's not common enough for it to be playable class.

You really think warlock trainer and demons make huge sense to a race that are being hunted by demons?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

implying the lore matters in an MMORPG
cringing

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

heh yes user, i think i agree with you on that.

w8t4u
w8t4u

lore doesn't matter
I know more than you do
cringing

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

w-well a draenei that was perfect and loyal to their people and really nice wouldn't possibly do it! all draenei are pefect!

fucking draenei shill, bet you're a POO IN THE LOO irl too

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What race/class is the canonical choice for the player character

takes2long
takes2long

I don't understand the healslut meme. I'm literally the difference between my group's life and death. If you're actually competent you can carry practically everyone.

askme
askme

write a well thought out argument
get a shitpost in reply
Ah yes, kill yourself.

Emberburn
Emberburn

human/orc warrior

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

If you're actually competent you can carry practically everyone.

This so fucking much. I've always said this. If healers actually healed then nobody would die and the boss would eventually die. Wipes are always caused by healers not healing well enough.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Warlock - orc
Mage - high elf/blood eld, in vanilla - human
Priest - human
Rogue - undead (apothecary)
Druid - night elf
Hunter - human
Shaman - orc
Warrior - orc/human
Paladin - human

viagrandad
viagrandad

it's always the healer's fault

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

WRONG

Playboyize
Playboyize

someone else who could do it before pls confirm

SniperGod
SniperGod

hunter
human
not tauren

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This queue is fucking retarded. They need to spread the pop out more or any kind of planned raiding will be impossible.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Someone link me a proper Fishing bot

No Finalflash-tier shit plz

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yes it is. The didn't heal people and they died.

whereismyname
whereismyname

they fixd it faggot

iluvmen
iluvmen

they didn't fix their full server though

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

www.kysyourself.com

happy_sad
happy_sad

What's harder? Healer or tank?

Lunatick
Lunatick

he didn't join GRIZZLY on old nost
come on kid

farquit
farquit

Depends on the raid
MC
Dwarf
BWL
Orc
maybe Human
ZG
Troll
Ony
Human
Ahn'Qiraj
Night elf but only druid
Naxxramas
Human and undead
maybe irc

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

healing cause it's more boring so you have a tendency to not pay attention when someone is about to die
i've done both

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

healer if tank is retarded and tank if healer is retarded

Booteefool
Booteefool

goo gl/3WiqYg

You're welcome

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I thought they were Slavs

Snarelure
Snarelure

Assuming an averagely competent player, which role has the highest probability of failure, themselves being the cause?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

healer

cum2soon
cum2soon

tank

JunkTop
JunkTop

dps

farquit
farquit

They all seem pretty equal.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

the dps

if the target doesnt die before your tank/healer die, then its obviously the reasoning that the DPS didnt kill it fast enough

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tank.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I have been looking for a version of pirox that worked on vanills for so long pls share

JunkTop
JunkTop

pls use this as next op

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

dps

whereismyname
whereismyname

Legionbabbies confirmed

Spamalot
Spamalot

automute was somehow worse than earwen yet he still wanted to maintank everything

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

db.vanillagaming.org/?item=18348
Human warrior tank.
This is the most "player character" quest ever, the Onyxia chain is Alliance-based, and humans lead the Alliance.

w8t4u
w8t4u

People often make themselves unhealable, or drain all of the healer's mana without killing the boss.

If you don't understand the importance of each role you should probably go back to LFR.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

calling someone a legionbabby when you can't even take a fucking picture correctly
you're given so much technology and you still manage to fuck up

StonedTime
StonedTime

FUCK FINDING GORETUSK LIVERS

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

both discords go to gaymers discord
have I been rused?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

/RARE/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

stop killing young goretusks

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Friendly reminder that vanilla is fucking garbage and has zero class balance.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Which faction are you going on fresh?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yes. I fell for it too, don't worry.

having the fucking "Welcome user to gaymers!" message in the first channel spooked the fuck out of me

Illusionz
Illusionz

What happened to the "fresh" realm? Just signed for the first time.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

whats op in 1.12 in your opinion?

SniperGod
SniperGod

ok

name a recent WoW patch you consider balanced relative to vanilla

this should be fun

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'm not.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

comes out in 3-4 weeks, exact date will be revealed on the 25th

Spamalot
Spamalot

druid
for pvp

TreeEater
TreeEater

sorry for the late reply, i had to go out for a bit
i tried it in Chrome as well and had the same issue, for what ever reason i just can't get any lower than that point regardless of my browser.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Uh I haven't decidded yet.

How is the balance on the PVP realm?

tfw rused

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Not their fault the healer doesn't have enough gear/consumables or doesn't know how to heal while conserving mana

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Wasn;t the NELF cover EU and the Orc one NA?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Really hope they will get something out before that. The existing servers are FUCKED with the current size of the playerbase.

JunkTop
JunkTop

when does pvp honor reset

askme
askme

never lmao

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Warlock and Rogue, aka the only two finished classes in vanilla.

Its more whats UNDERPOWERED than overpowered. Every single hybrid has two useless, garbage, worthless specs that are so bad that they are laughed out of any group content. Nost 1.0 purposefully left certain bugs in the game to allow these specs to function, at least minimally, and got around the frothing idiot muh blizzlike niggers by claiming they were taking a while to fix the bugs.

Then the code got turned over to the Elysium devs, aka the frothing idiot muh blizzlike niggers except with basic coding skills, and that went in the trash can, and every single hybrid is now fucked again.

Relative to Vanilla, literally EVERY SINGLE OTHER EXPANSION is more balanced because of the single fact that in every single other expansion, every spec for every class is viable and not a complete joke.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Are you saying Vanilla is balanced at all? Few specs are broken rest are unviable.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

hmm

King_Martha
King_Martha

so what is everybody doing while waiting for the queue?

Techpill
Techpill

4k players and dropping
50% are chinese
economy based on gold selling
auto-attack bosses
pvp dominated by russians
2k MS due to "DDOS" aka. second rate russian servers
25 min to kill a quest boss
general chat full of twitch meme spamming redditors

ITS NOT FREAKING FAIR FELLOW NOSTBULLS!!! HOW DID IT COME TO THIS

likme
likme

nostalrius incompetence is a good thing, they're helping hybrid specs
Fuck off r*ddit

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nope

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

theres 12k on right now

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

so this is the power of stonetalon mountains

Methshot
Methshot

How long can you stay AFK before getting kicked off?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Thanks user. I'll see you all there then.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Looking for some guys (girls) to play with on Fresh Nost
I'll be rolling Horde

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Stand outside SFK for 40 minutes making a group
healer leaves
group disbands

happy_sad
happy_sad

So what's the deal, is everyone here just going to reroll on the fresh server?

SniperGod
SniperGod

every spec being playable in low tier content is what retailfags consider balance

there are plenty of irrelevant classes in high end mythic progression that simply aren't viable and hold the group back

if you just want to do casual bullshit than by all means you can play your shitty boomkin in vanilla

Vanilla is more balanced than 7.0 and emerald nightmare was. The DPS difference between a mage and a DK in EN was bigger than a mage to a boomkin would be in vanilla relatively.

You fags have no clue what you're talking about. The only glaring balance problems vanilla has is prot paladins being worthless. Every other spec has its niche.

b-but I can't do literally everything with 1 spec

That's called an RPG friends. The only way to truly balance every class perfectly is to completely homogenize every class, then the game is no longer fun. But retail manages to homogenize everything and STILL remain an unbalanced clusterfuck LMFAO

have fun grinding all that artifact power when you reroll in 7.1

Methshot
Methshot

Personally I will reroll there if it turns out that the chinese pop on the old PvP server is staying there (on old). The economy is ultra-fubar'd.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

there are plenty of irrelevant classes in high end mythic progression that simply aren't viable and hold the group back
name one.

Snarelure
Snarelure

also look at this shit

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

female-male
male-male

horde confirmed sexist

whereismyname
whereismyname

yep, don't step into there as alliance unless you really have to

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

New player here.

I don't know what addons to get/use.

please help.

farquit
farquit

Spears
IBS would be tip-top for feral.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Using Add-ons will get you banned because it violates Nostalrius' Terms of Service.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

death knight in EN

survival and BM hunters aren't viable in any content ever at a competitive level

BM monk was not viable in EN

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

uncute monster girls confirmed for not moving product

Illusionz
Illusionz

atlasloot and that's all you need

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

one can dream

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What class is a good contrast to rogues for levelling?

likme
likme

cartographer, npc health, atlasloot, bagnon

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

just like i violated your mothers pussy?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

sorry im a girl (guy)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You mean for duo? Feral or another Rogue.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Surv Hunter
BM Monk
Are both garbage tier and are never used in any content above normal raids in casual guilds.

You couldn't even get into any mythic above +3 with them.

Skullbone
Skullbone

A WARNING TO ALL THE HORDE...........

my new character for the video game, my lvl 4 gnome genocidelord has entered nostalrius right now... soon there will be a lot of death on the horde side

Firespawn
Firespawn

questie
lazypig
atlas, atlasloot, atlasquest
bagnon
cenemycastbar
eqcompare
sellvalue

WebTool
WebTool

Do fist weapons have any sort of use in vanilla? I have NEVER seen someone use them

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

questie?
enemy castbar?
luna?
equipcompare?
sellvalue?

etc

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what does that mean? are you a femboy?

JunkTop
JunkTop

b-but I can't do literally everything with 1 spec

Way to miss the fucking point of his post. Can't tell if trolling.

Hunters know they are never going to fucking tank or heal, but at least let them have multiple playstyles whether they want bow, polearm, or pet damage.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Still can't take pictures like an adult

LOL
O
L

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It's probably going to be balanced on the server, but looks like more Veeky Forums is going alliance this time around. Salty Dogs leader is MIA

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

A Feral druid is the best, but a rogue would work as well. You want another stealth class to level with you so you can both stealth and prevent anyone from focus-firing on you or your friend. A druid also gets the bonus of having healing AND a charge-stun, making it slightly better.

whereismyname
whereismyname

No, as in a different class that at least for levelling solo provides a different/contrasting playstyle

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is there a warlock equivalent to Pom/Pyro for pvp?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

rogue's sometimes
you might see a tank with 1 cause of the speed

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

npc health
link?

SniperWish
SniperWish

I wasn't talking about trifecta roles you incompetent fuck.

Certain specs excel in certain parts of the game, others do not. In vanilla the entire game doesn't boil down to just raiding and dungeons like you retailfags are used to.

RumChicken
RumChicken

5 SCOOPS

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Seduction -> Soulfire?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Need a second profession after tailoring.

Leaning towards engineering, enchant, or alchemy. I don't want to bother with gathering professions since they will likely be crowded. Enchant is for getting a wand early and obviously enchanting end game gear, but I bet I could just pay someone else to do it. I hear alchemy is nice but I would have to buy ingredients. Engineering is awesome but getting the materials will be pretty damn difficult.

I'll probably take skinning until 60, but after that I don't know. I don't want to get rid of tailoring after I make my gear in case it might come in handy again.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Once you get the epic fist weapon set as a rogue you can punch the ever-living shit out of almost everyone.

Mage, warlock, priest.

Not in terms of burst power, but in terms of memes, Deep Destro allows you to have a Rain of Fire with a 10% daze chance and a 26% stun chance PER TICK.
db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#IV0bZZxE0trgtt

WebTool
WebTool

Yeah, I'm looking to play with some guys (girls*) as well in the fresh server. It might me bet fun to socialize for once heh.
*guy

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

been in the queue for so long i lost the will to play

anyone else?

Illusionz
Illusionz

class balance
has never played ffxi
thinks his opinion matters

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

New nost got released or am I being rused

Techpill
Techpill

You fags have no clue what you're talking about. The only glaring balance problems vanilla has is prot paladins being worthless. Every other spec has its niche.

Really? Remind me of the niche for Surv Hunters or Fire Mages in vanilla. I'll wait.

you retailfags

Nah bruh. Stopped playing in TBC.

Emberburn
Emberburn

That's why you queue first thing when you get out of bed

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

yeah i think im done honestly

if you crash or dc you are back to square 1

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

5 BAGS

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Whats the best addon site to get updated vanilla addons?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

it wasn't

takes2long
takes2long

More Realms when you dirty russians

Techpill
Techpill

Tailoring is garbage, you can just get mats and pay someone else to make it for you for much cheaper than levelling it up. Take mining or herbalism, you want ideally one gathering and one crafting. Enchanting isn't all that useful apart from disenchanting because all the best enchants are rare drops from raid bosses which only a few people have. Mining/Engineer or herb/alch desu. Professions which give lots of small benefits rather than one time things like gear or enchants will be more useful over time.

SniperWish
SniperWish

The only thing that's sub-par in Survival is Wyvern Sting and that's only because it's compared to Scatter Shot.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

5 days ago I came here explaining how everyone should play the Nostalrius PVP server and you retards were being stubborn kids about it.
And look at this, everyone including this general is now playing it.
I want an apology

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

don't feel like playing
still stit in the character selection screen to cuckold faggots like you
lmao you are not getting my spot fampai

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

only if you crash but idk how the fuck you manage to do that, I'm on a shitty laptop and game is smooth as baby butt

Soft_member
Soft_member

fresh isn't released until next year friend

Surv Hunters

Completely viable DPS spec actually. Can even preform incredibly well in naxx setup correctly.

Fire Mages

Are you baiting? Fire is literally a top tier dps spec post BWL

You really do know nothing LOL

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Need help deciding my warriors professions
1. Alchemy
2. Engineering, blacksmithing, or enchanting,

Emberburn
Emberburn

or the fact that max rank Rend is a stronger DoT

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

p-post the bomb webm!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

what can I do with different paladin specs?

farquit
farquit

10% daze chance and a 26% stun chance PER TICK.
Per cast. It's bugged on Nost.

Playboyize
Playboyize

You can tank, you can heal, and you can kill yourself

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Ret- one of the best damage dealers end game
Holy- endless heals
Prot- strongest single target tank (bosses)

happy_sad
happy_sad

It has a use as an instant-cast ranged CC that only falls behind because having to FD to satisfy the OOC requirement screws over your FD/trapping.
The DoT element is fucking garbage and gets exchanged for Scorpid Sting when the CC is over (so it doesn't break other CCs).

w8t4u
w8t4u

heal

prot is a good spec for farming dungeons and shit

ret is hilarious in battlegrounds

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

There's only one paladin spec in vanilla and that's holy. I'm sorry

likme
likme

Survival Hunter (Melee)
db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#cVV00xxoZxZ0xiVohu

Survival Hunter (Ranged)
db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#cxZtVohZfV0iMhht

Methshot
Methshot

Which site do you guys use for addons?

vanilla addons?

or

addons US?

which one is more up to date?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

happened to me yesterday wow threw up a fatal error

you are 3748th in the queue
cut my life into pieces

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

waiting for escort quest to spawn
server DCs me but doesn't tell me
no one is moving for a long time
figure it out
oh shit
relaunch wow 3000 person queue

Inmate
Inmate

use the old nostalrius forums

SniperWish
SniperWish

What version of WoW are we running?

RumChicken
RumChicken

green, blue, gray
wheres the red

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

still telling people the paladins only heal meme
Just stop. Time to grow up. We could use some more paladin dps and tanks end game so stop scaring away everyone besides people who want to heal.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw finally leveled enough to do Deadmines

Hype as fuck.

Wish they'd make the fresh start server soon though, farcical they didn't start with it

Booteefool
Booteefool

thanks

likme
likme

If I voted Trump am I forced to play horde or can I roll an alliance character too?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

1.12.1

5mileys
5mileys

using speedy pet and concussive shot to keep everyone in melee range
holy shit

w8t4u
w8t4u

Cheers friendo

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

he wants to play alliance
So whens the gay wedding fag ? =^)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I tried to get red but I got brown instead and like 6 thousand green ones.
Gave up at a certain point.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

the horde are the ones you want to make a wall for, the erping fags are the ones you want to hang. alliance is the natural choice for a trump supporter.

SniperWish
SniperWish

That is ABSOLUTELY fucking false, and I can tell you AS A MYTHIC RAIDER IN RETAIL THAT ANY CLASS CAN RAID AND BE FINE.

You just TRY to bring Ret in its current state into BWL on nost.

SniperGod
SniperGod

maybe you have a shitty version or something

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW not tanking as a shaman

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

(NOT OUT YET BUT NO ONE WILL ROLL HERE)

lol whoever made this op is retarded

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Everyone will switch when fresh comes out retard.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

still being 1/7 doesn't mean you're a mythic raider

SniperWish
SniperWish

two of us die five times attempting to kill some rare spawn 10 levels above us surrounded by adds
get a +sprit mail belt when it finally goes down
Is this the vanilla experience?

Bidwell
Bidwell

One of my favorite memories from back when vanilla was live was tanking all of RFD as a shaman.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Yeah my man would love to do MC/Ony for another 8 months and not have AV. I'm totally rolling fresh!

takes2long
takes2long

Do rfc
random mob drobs +2 stam +2 strength mail bracers
your mage needs it because he's been needing everything
you get it
portforward
boss drops worse mail bracers.

Yep senpai.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ok so some mobs are pretty much impossible to quest. Should I head for the next highest level mob if I want to grind or go for lower level ones?

iluvmen
iluvmen

This.
Im tired of being one of the only paladins taking up being a tank and having all the top guilds fighting over and bribing me to come tank their raids for them. Like seriously, its alot of pressure on us few divine warriors.
Even when i was ret they'd beg me to come dps for them and slay the dps charts.
We need more non healing pallies !

Techpill
Techpill

that's the client, dunno the server

Illusionz
Illusionz

webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:4nZaJlyhV4UJ:www.capnbry.net/wow/gspots.php &cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Skip the quest and do it later.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Not true.

Dps pala is objectively shit.
Tank pala are just low tier compared to warrior.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Oh. Your activation code is invalid. :(

viagrandad
viagrandad

What's your best WoW memory, /nosg/?
Mine is 4-manning Deadmines as a tank with 3 irl friends, underleveled, using voice chat.

5mileys
5mileys

Cute

MPmaster
MPmaster

druids are better tanks then paladins simply because they have a taunt

girlDog
girlDog

Dps pala is objectively shit.
why

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Guys help me pick a class:

I'm thinking alliance, probably either Mage, Warlock, Warrior, or Rogue. I had a 60 warrior in vanilla but I was fucking SHIT at it so that's probably lowest on my list.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Vurtne, Saerdana, Otherguy

All the best pvp vanilla mage had engineering

Snarelure
Snarelure

Let's go please no hags!

askme
askme

Having an ERP session as Horde in the Wailing Caverns. I didn't tell a guildmate that was leveling in the Barrens what I was doing, but I paid him 5g to wait outside of the instance as we were finishing up, so when he saw us he would stop killing centaur and ask, "Geez, did you guys hear that crazy moaning down there? Didn't it scare you?"

Soft_member
Soft_member

Because you just flat out don't do enough damage and will run out of mana before long fights end.

In addition, arms warriors will get priority on loot so it's a bitch to get geared.

askme
askme

3500 queue
1-2 hours
They really need to hurry up with the new server for both the old and new players.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How to spot a guy who didn't play at release.

Gens have always been full of political shitposting boss.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What profession would you recommend for a paladin, engineering or blacksmith? Don't plan on doing raid, just casually enjoying the game.

Methnerd
Methnerd

gimmie something good

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

level 40 warrior, friend is 40 hunter.
STV
one 60 tauren shaman starts killing lowbies
he and i think if we use all our skills and traps we can take him down
launch jungle gurila tactics
fight the shaman for a long time before we die
this is my vietnam

Evilember
Evilember

You're fooling nobody nostcuck

idontknow
idontknow

neither sound very useful to you. BS doesn't even properly give you gear your level for the skill and endgame is pretty terrible outside crafting a few epics so I'd say engi, but engi probably isn't going to help you that much.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why only alliance ths gay lol

StonedTime
StonedTime

You are all weak faggots. As a healer you exist to make the pathetic meat walls in your charge push onward until YOU say their suffering may end.

Your duty is perfection, the idea of failure? Nonexistent. Death is for those who lack your god given grace.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm going to roll on fresh which I'd imagine would have a turbulent economy for the first few months. Making buying mats a tricky thing to plan for.

But the biggest worry is that all the nodes will be locked down, making gathering professions a huge investment in time and energy which I don't have.

I want engineering now for sure. Gnomish or Goblin for Warlock? Vanilla Wiki isn't much help.

you can just get mats and pay someone else to make it for you for much cheaper than levelling it up.
Isn't that true for every profession? Can't I just buy materials to powerlevel Engineer?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fuck I can't wait to tear shit up in STV
How am I gonna fill a month

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

is there any obscure but functional dps I can play?

Booteefool
Booteefool

What is it trying to tell?

Inmate
Inmate

Take enchanting. Tailoring is a good source of green quality material which does not require another profession to create in most situations. Making it an ideal way to boost your enchanting materials.

SniperGod
SniperGod

huh

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

weird.
you're just trying to make a new account, right? i could make one using your email (then you'd still have to get the email and then click the confirmation shit and all that, then transfer characters).
I know that sounds sketchy but not sure there's even a way for me to fuck you outside of sending you dick pics every night until you die.

5mileys
5mileys

ret pally
balance druid
arcane mage

takes2long
takes2long

if you cross the question marks the proper way I bet it gives a hint to the pizzagate pedo ring

w8t4u
w8t4u

Mage. Alliance Warlocks will be gimped by all the Undead.

Evilember
Evilember

I have an item on my ally character that is a Paladin training book called

The Light and How to Swing it

There's none other on the AH, how much is it worth? Basically some guy gave me 3, 1 for myself and then I had to sell the other 2 on an ally character, and then transfer the money over using the neutral AH, but that guy isn't on my friend's list anymore...I think he switched to Horde since he's on my horde friends list, I might keep it for myself but otherwise I'll sell it for money

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

make a random char, enter game type /who and see what classes people are, pick the one from your list that fewest are playing

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

go gnomish. Death Ray baby. Death Ray

RumChicken
RumChicken

shamans

farquit
farquit

ret pally
was just told this is objectively shit, is it or is it not?

takes2long
takes2long

50 warrior
see some helpless 45ish paladin being memed on by a T2 mage
charge, expecting to die
paladin is actually not retarded and keeps me fully supported
get an erection as the mage begins to show signs of panic

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nothing is objectively shit until end game raiding

Snarelure
Snarelure

I need to watch some straight (gay) porn without getting kicked from the game

What do /nosg/ I need your expertise

DeathDog
DeathDog

tell me more about this erection

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

who is starting a guild on the new pvp server?

Spamalot
Spamalot

clearing all the content to lvl 60 with a 5 rogue party.

We needed 3 jumper cable uses on Princess... fuck that aoe cloud eating the rogues alive.

Rest of the content was a fairly simple "Sap everything, rotate evasions then vanish" affair. Ton of fun tho.

We used net-o-matics a ton in Razorfen Downs because of all the undead.

WebTool
WebTool

straight (gay)
This meme will never die

auto run into a wall or something.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I am, a literal who

We need to change things around here

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't understand this game :(

w8t4u
w8t4u

No one wants that garbage book because it gives literally nothing useful to a paladin.

askme
askme

OwO whats this

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

guys best proffesions for a pvp hunter? (new to wow)

appreciate any help

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

alright guys it's the end for me time to kill myself
I hope you guys have a great life I had a lot of fun playing with you all this time

Methshot
Methshot

You can just buy mats to level it up, yep. It will be expensive, tho. I always take mining/eng and level engineering as i go because i like to have iron grenades ASAP and once you get to 1k needles (or alliance equivalent) iron is everywhere.
You're right that nodes will be scarce but it's not THAT bad. If I remember nost launch correctly, i was super lazy and would sit and grind at a spot that had three nodes and just wait for them to respawn. That way no competing and I'm still getting xp so i'm not 100% wasting my time (other than the obvious wasting my life like everyone else).
If you just wait for when you have cash at higher levels, you can definitely just buy the mats to raise engineering. There are some guides but don't be afraid to sway from them as most of them aren't focused on being a cheap-ass.

Goblin or gnome has different items that are goblin/gnome specialization specific to MAKE, but not to use. So if you go gnome, you can make death rays, your buddy can go goblin and make rocket helms, and you can just trade them and use them. You can google for more in-depth differences between the two but that is the gist.

DeathDog
DeathDog

The guy who told you ret is a butthole and told you a spec thats shit

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

engineering and alc, but you'll prolly want to lvl eng and mining to start.

Net-o-matic can bail you out of some real shit.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Read the OP

Engineering is the only PVP profession

See you space cowboy

RumChicken
RumChicken

that pwns, you should've recorded it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

mining and eng it is then, ty user

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What does it give?

I'm trying to make some decent £££ from it

w8t4u
w8t4u

I had the Nelf one, so I have immense nostalgia for it. Trying to look at it objectively though, I think the Horde one is a bit better. Gives a better feel for the world and is a bit less generic.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

it's just a month user

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm going to make a paladin and name him Crusader

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

we wish we did. It was one of those things where people are less likely to believe we got 3 successful jumper cable jumps in the same encounter then 5 47 rogues killed princess.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I leveled a warrior to 20 but whenever the topic comes up in chat I keep saying the server will die and it's disgusting that there's T2 people with thunderfury everywhere and that progression is basically over already
can't wait for FRESH

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm #3407 in the queue

When am I getting in

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

FRESHFAGGOTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

you're supposed to keep hype DOWN so the chinese don't come along

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

t2 and thunderfury are nothing

RavySnake
RavySnake

I was going to do that until I realized every warlock who isn't going mining/engineering is going to go tailoring/enchanting. It would be easier to level of course.

That's very helpful, thanks.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

good luck with that. There will be at least 1200 other fags trying to snag that name either ironically or unironically. I hope you're ok with kruzaader

takes2long
takes2long

please enjoy
dropped it at there
russians don't know how to say please
or enjoy

Inmate
Inmate

Warror professions wat git

SniperGod
SniperGod

got me to check

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

how do I see what content is up and the release schedule and all that

girlDog
girlDog

I don't think ally ever fight 1v1

TreeEater
TreeEater

I might start a guild, I played on kronos 2

I plan on tanking

also had a shit geared 60 warr on nost but I forgot the acccount info hehe

King_Martha
King_Martha

NO ITS NOT FAIR

OLDBULLS WIN AGAIN

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

cum2soon
cum2soon

want to roleplay a holy, devout, chivalric human paladin that will strike the heresy out of horde scum
paladins are useless and shit in the actual game

Bidwell
Bidwell

no one does boyo
no one attacks without an advantage because they're afraid of losing

Snarelure
Snarelure

do we have a guild on alliance PvE?
i know there's the Ironforge Meme Crew but it's ded

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

the woe of the easily baited.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Carebear here waiting for fresh, how's the ganking on Old PvP?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

is swoop gwizzard a joke

cum2soon
cum2soon

Fellow NewLads, what the fuck do we do? I'm literally shakeing.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ITHU POST THE HOLY BOMB WEBM

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Implying I'm not stealthed behind you in cat form as full resto and preparing to support you.

Take heart little noob. The Druid is here for you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Post below me is a chinese gold seller

viagrandad
viagrandad

no one attacks without an advantage because they're afraid of losing
I do.
I die a lot. A LOT. But i enjoy pretending I'm an orc who never considers retreat.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Heard of falseflagging yet, son?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

god bless

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm not him, but here's one of them.

Does anyone know what addon gives the black outline on spells/frames?

Skullbone
Skullbone

they're fine healers and you get to smite shit on your way to 60

Evilember
Evilember

you can buff

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Raiding mythic doesn't mean you're doing the kind of content I'm talking about you fucking retard.

I'm talking about relevant raiding and top 50 guilds. You can literally any and all content as whatever spec in any patch or expansion if you're a casual shitter guild who doesn't clear the raids 1-3 weeks after they are released.

Balance has literally never mattered for anyone other than top 50-100 guilds.

Spamalot
Spamalot

rez someone
heal to full and give a buff
doesn't say anything and just runs away
Wow nice game nostalgiatards...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tfw erp daily with my super qt euro teen e-gf (real girl not g.i.r.l)
tfw fat sweaty nerds itt erp with each other and pretend to be women
Lmao pathetic betas get on my level

RavySnake
RavySnake

alliance fuckers in t2 camping people in stv

can't wait to sit 30 hours on release and camp nesingwary and kursen for a week.

TechHater
TechHater

stupid healslut posts weeb shit
whoda thunk

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

resing a chink
fuck off gooklover

Spamalot
Spamalot

*teleports behind your girlfriend*

5mileys
5mileys

rez someone
heal to full and give a buff
Xenping:
Xenping:
Xenping: 26ă
Xenping:
don't say anything and just walk away

viagrandad
viagrandad

Is it really happening or are you exaggerating?

People who started playing on old PvP this week-end are nearly level 30 now so we should get some feedback already.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

laughed

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

think joining the discord I can find some people to play games with or level up fucking around while we wait for fresh
every discord is instead just the same 5 or 6 normies talking to each other and ignoring other people trying to join the conversation while talking about texting each other pictures of themselves IRL and other weird normalfag shit

why did I expect anything else honestly

farquit
farquit

weird normalfag shit
how is normalfag stuff weird?

Skullbone
Skullbone

ty

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

veekyforums.com/thread/163209861/video-games
something about that fucking level up animation is so damn satisfying

oh shit another skill point fuck yeah I get to customize my character more and get stronger!
oh fuck I think my trainer might have more spells I better head back to town and check
woah a bunch of new quests are available now!

WebTool
WebTool

tfw literal who
tfw i have conversations in the SD discord with the known people all the time
try not being a socially awkward sperg

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's weird because it's pointless. The Discord was specifically set up to assist with the game, but these normies are changing its focus from Nostalrius to the real world. I have a Skype for real-world stuff, and it's weird that these losers only have a Discord to act as their source of human interaction.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I know it's kind of confusing but I swear to god normalfags are some of the most autistic people I've ever met.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

theyre just having a laugh
dont tell me you have no friends irl, user

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

level 1 warlock
level 1 kobold resists my shadowbolt
have to stab it to death
I love it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

JUST TRY NOT BEING SOCIALLY AWKWARD OR A SPERG IN THIS Veeky Forums (VIDEO GAME GENERAL) GUILD OKAY? THIS IS FOR NORMIES ONLY

thanks for proving my point bud

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

i don't think you know what a normie is

by definition that isn't possible

Playboyize
Playboyize

stfu NORMIE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Does the character transfer thing work well?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

skill point
wut

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

thanks for offering, but my bud finally got off work and i had the same idea as you, so i got him to do it.

just wish i knew what was up with the cut off though.

askme
askme

yeah dood

hairygrape
hairygrape

being able to talk to people without gushing spaghetti out of every orifice makes you a normie
Lol okay

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is a retri pala viable in vanilla?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I had a level 32 character before the server got taken down

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

An auto-attack DPS class is definitely viable.

Techpill
Techpill

Is it ever a guild master's business what you do outside of the game?

I don't see how my occupation has anything to do with WoW or raiding. If I can make the times, I can make the times.

Why do guilds ask for what is basically a fucking resume? There's no way these spergs get anywhere.

Emberburn
Emberburn

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHGAHAAHAHH

DeathDog
DeathDog

dont tell me you have no friends irl

A normie is someone with a group of friends, a job, etc. Normies can still very easily be some of the most autistic retarded people you'll ever meet, and they usually are.

cliquefags on full damage control because they need outsiders and orbiters to validate their existence and make them feel relevant

reminder not to enable Veeky Forums IRC circle jerks and don't join Veeky Forums guilds

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I meant people who started leveling this week-end but oh well no one's actually playing the game in here, I get it. Typical Veeky Forums

MPmaster
MPmaster

im so sry, add me on pvp nost

hairygrape
hairygrape

Pretty simple, someone with a job isn't going to poopsock or get outta bed at 4am for a shitty world boss. NEETs & people at college/university can though

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

alex telling his mods to ban newfags
is he one of us?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Reminder to find and camp all new Xiaos you see!

massdebater
massdebater

How important is equipment for caster levelan?

I'm just level 6 but I decided to give up on questing completely which means I don't get those equipment rewards. Does it matter at all as a caster or am I screwing myself by grinding mobs?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

implying IRC wasn't much better than discord

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is there a not-dead link to the Horde Discord? I wanna find some peeps to play with.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Jesus Christ how many times is this going to be asked in this thread?

Retribution is a PVP spec, and is supposed to double as a DPS spec. You will be able to PUG and do some raids, but your guild/group will be carrying you through more difficult content. If you're really good and geared, you can do well and not bottom on the DPS charts but good Warriors and Rogues will outperform you.

Be aware that you will struggle with mana during longer fights because you'll stat for strength instead of intelligence. You will also struggle to gear because strength plate will go to warriors before you.

TLDR; PLAY IT FOR PVP AND DPS, YOU WILL NEVER TOP THE DPS CHARTS AND GUILDS MAY REJECT TO CARRY YOU THROUGH MORE DIFFICULT CONTENT

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

gnomish death ray
nostalrius

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Word, i'm glad it finally worked. I'm not an expert, i wonder if it's some setting you have in windows or something?
Anyhow, doesn't matter now. Good luck in game, user!

DeathDog
DeathDog

the smallest of deals, especially considering quests almost never straight to 60 give spellpower gear

likme
likme

gear isn't at all important when leveling unless you're a warrior
as a caster you can get some dope gear with +spellpower from tailoring, so there's that.
you should EVENTUALLY do a few quests but for those early levels (less than 15ish) it's not that important

unless you're a priest
if you're a priest buy the enchanting wand asap

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

dont know what profession I want to go
first green drop I get is a leather recipe
but i'm a shaman

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why the fuck does Veeky Forums keep banning my IP range for spamming?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Thanks man.

StonedTime
StonedTime

is your IP range canadian or australian?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Ironically, it probably came the closest to being viable on old nost due to paladin bugs. There are some decent write ups and guides on the old nost forum but you do have to wade through a lot of autism to find actual information. And know that even the most autistic overperforming min-maxing ret will still be close to the bottom on dps.
It's 100% viable as a pvp spec and if you fully embrace the support/dps role then you can make a lot of friends. It's also just fine for dps in leveling 5mans, a lot of MC pugs will bring rets, and you can always consider having a sex change and becoming a raidleader's gf and get a raiding spot that way.
Nightfall axe is another possibility.
Keep in mind that "viable" and "technically achievable" are different things. Ret is garbage pve-wise at 60 but 40 mans need 40 people and that can be a lot sometimes depending on the guild.
TLDR - you are going to heal at 60 but you can easily get gear to punish faggot dindus with for the 6 days of the week you aren't raiding.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yeah, but I was just DENIED from a raiding guild because I'm unemployed.

Stated he wanted his member's lives to be in order as a sign of stability.

It's like I'm in fucking bizarro world.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I think I'm gonna roll a female human warlock. Warlocks are pretty decent in vanilla right? How are they in PVP? Also advice on leveling and professions to take?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How are they in PVP?
ther best

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

yeah, thanks for being the only person to actually try and help me out.

girlDog
girlDog

Is it ever a guild master's business what you do outside of the game?
Depends, are you raiding with brainwashed normalfags? Then yes, they will demand to know everything about you. If not, then of course not, what sane person would reveal any RL information in-game?

Inmate
Inmate

veekyforums.com/thread/163284150/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163284150/video-games

likme
likme

Also, if you're determined enough and can make it to Naxx, you can do really well there since some Paladin damage is Undead specific due to the nature of some spells.

Naxx 40 is the last raid in Vanilla, so keep that in mind.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Alliance warlock
LOL

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

good pvp
extremely good at leveling

Emberburn
Emberburn

No, Eastern Euro, I don't get it, it randomly says that it's banned, and randomly doesn't. It only happens on Veeky Forums, no other boards.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Tailoring/wand stuff

I literally understood nothing form that. Is there some sort of recommended guide for complete beginners for this?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What a powertripping faggot.

Bidwell
Bidwell

what UI should I get?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is there a Veeky Forums alliance guild, if so who do i message?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

message your mom and wish her a merry christmas

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

oh sorry, I thought you had some experience with the game

I don't know if there are any general guides like what you're asking for but I'll tell you about what I wrote:
Basically in the game there are a couple professions,
some include gathering (mining, herbalism, skinning).
the rest are crafting (tailoring, blacksmithing, leatherworking, engineering, alchemy, enchanting)

tailoring is a good profession to take for caster classes as they use cloth, and there's some stuff there that you can craft that is good for casters and has good stats.

as for wands, think of them as guns for caster classes. you equip a wand, go into your spellbook and find the "shoot" power and bind it
then you'll start automatically firing your wand at the enemy until it's dead or you interrupt it

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Are you making that up or are you serious? That seems unbelievable but at the same time people are really really really weird.
Which guild?

I applied for apex-gaming (no idea what that is, i just liked the planned raid times) and the dude grilled me about vanilla and tbc raiding, my UI and keybinds, told me he was worried that "most of your raiding history was in tbc, but we can make exceptions if you prove yourself".
Then I find out in their discord that the guild leader and raidleader are both literally catababies and neither have even played vanilla before.
Also at least three people in the guild, at least so far, who claim they cleared naxx in retail vanilla but mysteriously all three don't remember their original character name or their guilds.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Oh fuck nigger. Keep away from this kind of people. Been there, actually tried to fit in. Never again.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

orcs being green is just a passive effect of fel contamination, fel orcs are what the burning legion did to orcs

MPmaster
MPmaster

orcs being green is just a passive effect of fel contamination

isn't that some warcraft movie retcon LMAO?

orcs are green from drinking demon blood m8

Nojokur
Nojokur

why is playing in vanilla such a big thing to be proud of? fucking nerds

Playboyize
Playboyize

What? But..it is time-consuming game...wouldn't being unemployed be a plus? But yeah there are some really weird people playing this game, if you feel guild is getting into what the fuck territory, leave immidiately. It will be suffering and agony.