Driving home from work

>there is literally nothing wrong with supporting a corrupt lowlife businessman
Ftfy

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>someone annoys me because my diesel is slow
>roll coal on them

>communicating with people on the road
tint your windows dark and just keep to yourself

I have a story about racing a ricer on the highway

>cruising along on the highway at 55 in my 84 chebby conversion van, towing a small trailer because moving
>stock 305, from the early 80's. brand new made 150ish HP
>hasn't had a tuneup since clinton was in office, the secondaries don't even open anymore
>some honda fartbox cuts out
>I'm going past him, and as I see him in my mirror I can hear a faint farting noise approaching
>pfffffftbhbfttttfhbthfbhtbht*getting closer*PFFFFFBHBTHBFHBFFFFTTTT
>I look to my side and see him eyeing me up and down after he's caught up to me
>revving his fart box up and down

This mother fucker is trying to race an early 80's conversion van, WITH A GOD DAMN TRAILER

>he drops down a gear and floors it, the farting is even more immense
>PBTPBTPBTFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBPPTPPT
>I floor it too
>low rumble from the poor 305
>I'm slowly overtaking him
>This goes on for about 2 or 3 minutes
>during that time neither of us has even broken the speed limit yet, which was 65
>after finally getting ahead of him by maybe 300 feet? I slow down to see how he reacts to getting beat by a stock 80's conversion van
>he just continues on his way, only after dropping down again and unleashing the sound of a thousand demons after taco tuesday
>he giving me a quick angry look
>mfw

How do these fuckers get these pieces of shit so loud? I've experienced straight piped V8s and I6s, but they don't even compare to these air raid sirens they must have on their exhaust, coming from those tiny ricer engines.

Japanese engines scream like banshees at high revs

He was just having fun OP, you didn't need to get personally offended. A simple middle finger or a shoo motion would have done the trick instead of acting like Marcus Aurelius.

Muh nigga

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