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Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

eyosongive.us

veekyforums.com/thread/163240457/video-games

Lulu is best girl edition

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Anyone got the screencap about the lore of the Yordles now?

cum2soon
cum2soon

xth for breast waifu

secondary xth for HEAVY AND METAL

third xth for ONE MORE GRAVE

fourth xth for THE LIGHTBRINGEEEEEEEER

fifth xth for THE MIGHT OF LOKFAR

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Plaing JG
Ryze mid keeps dying
"Ryze just play safe i'll gank in a minute"
"Let me be clear, Don't tell me how to play..."
11 seconds later
An ally has been slain

whereismyname
whereismyname

i want to TICKLE riven!

Snarelure
Snarelure

pay shekels for this only so you can ruin it with ketchup

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

veekyforums.com/thread/163240457/video-games

HE FUCKING CARRIED

Supergrass
Supergrass

I wanna cuddle Jinx
Lore updates when?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I want to parry her third Q and slap her ass until she cries.

happy_sad
happy_sad

implying is ruined

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Lulu is cute!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want to SNIFF Riven

MPmaster
MPmaster

Lulu is a slut, OP.

takes2long
takes2long

Is Gangplank a balanced champion?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why are nunu players such gods?
whole team is fucking bad
everyone is raging at each other
Nunu is foreign but also a silent warrior
says nothing all games
we're like 8 kills to their 23
Nunu finally speaks
"I carry now"
proceeds to say nothing else and carry the fuck out of our team
tanks their whole team no problem
gets off perfect ults every time
uses the Nunu-bot skin and spams laugh every kill
never dies
we win

I love you, you korean motherfucker. Nunu=god

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yeah, since the changes to armor pen

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Best girl
Best pillow
Best wife!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

of course not hahahah

cum2soon
cum2soon

the only balanced champion on LoL is Orianna

the rest is either utter garbage or disgustingly OP

DeathDog
DeathDog

xth for jubilee is a better waifu than any league girl

Illusionz
Illusionz

Being this jealous
(you)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Probably one of the most balanced champions in the game

likme
likme

your taste

hairygrape
hairygrape

Southpark got so shit lol

didnt know it still exists

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I want to massage Janna's ears!

I want to tune Sona's instrument!

I want to sharpen and polish Camille's legswords!

I want to bake cupcakes for Cait's yordle snap traps!

I want to groom Valor for Quinn!

I want to properly clean and lubricate Miss Fortune's firearms!

I want to care for and groom Sejuani's Bristle!

I want to give Riven a place to sleep!

I want to buy Ashe a Mathews compound bow because she is thin and lithe and it's probably hard for her to be constantly drawing a longbow!

I want to trim Tayliah's eyebrows because she's actually pretty cute!

I want to wash Kalista's feet and then buy her some shoes because she always walks around barefoot and that's dangerous!

I want to buy Vayne a nice silver necklace but then have her melt it down for more Silver Bolts because she has no concept of affection or novelty!

I want to provide psycohtherapy for Jinx!

I want to attend Karma's yoga class!

I want to practice fencing with Fiora!

I want to clean Kayle's armor and help her put it on like a squire!

I want to spray water into the air with the sprinklers and Lux can shoot light through it to make a rainbow!

I want to make a big swimming pool in my backyard so Nami can be comfortable!

I want to make a greenhouse with Zyra!

I want to watch the sunrise with Leona!

Inmate
Inmate

Jubilee? user Marvel is killing all mutants no one caresabout your waifu Kamala is the new popular one

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Are we really starting to post non-League related waifus now? Because if so, I'm going to start doing the same. So stop it now unless you want me to gush on about how perfect my non-League husbandos are.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

it so terrible that every game is about how well your jungler can do

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want to watch the moonrise with Diana!

I want to shear Soraka when her coat gets too long!

I want to give Morgana a cook book so she can stop burning her cookies at her bakery!

I want to teach Ahri about being human and be there to remind her to stop eating people's souls!

I want to box with Vi and teach her some Judo because it might be useful to her!

I want to advocate for half-dragon citizenship and half-human rights in Demacia for Shyvanna!

I want to oil Orianna's joints!

I want to play Hide n' Go Seek with LeBlanc!

I want to groom Nidalee in cat form!

I want to eat a popsicle with Lissandra!

I want to protect Lulu from pedophiles on Veeky Forums!

I want to go treasure hunting with Sivir and be on her archeological crew!

I want to play dodgeball with Syndra!

I want to go bladesurfing with Irelia!

I want to make smokebombs with Akali!

I want to go spelunking with Rek'Sai!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

pls stop

fuck kamala

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

all roles matter
its just top and jg are easiest to carry from

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

no
only jungle matters

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Marvel is going to push her forever, but at least she has some character that dosen't is just being muslim, now Miles that guy is just black spiderman

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

the better monkey

idontknow
idontknow

Lulu is the sweetest angel!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw our monkey has been shit for 3 years soon to be 4

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

im about to get 30$in rp i hope i dont buy more anytime soon,managed to be almost 3 years without giving them shekels

Soft_member
Soft_member

Anyone? It's the one where it turns out they're basically just invisible leprechauns that you need magic to see or whatever.

FastChef
FastChef

Think of a champion.
Got it?
That champion is now the protagonist of their own video game. Give it a genre and a basic plot line. How fucked are your sales?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I thought the new lore said that they get their powers from the void or something?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

what the fuck are you smoking?
he's still viable

Inmate
Inmate

literally chimping yourself by playing him

Methnerd
Methnerd

Maybe? That's part of why I'm asking for the screencap. That, and a friend of mine has an interest in Yordles.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Ezreal
generic JRPG ala Tales.
is secretly a harem game with a myriad of love interests.
I'd play it.

askme
askme

Your """"""friend"""""" has an interest, right. Just admit that you're a furry. This is a safe place.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I want to trim Tayliah's eyebrows because she's actually pretty cute!
Still need a nose job.
I want to wash Kalista's feet and then buy her some shoes because she always walks around barefoot and that's dangerous!
She'll refuse and stink them anyway.
I want to teach Ahri about being human and be there to remind her to stop eating people's souls!
Just kill her.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

sun wukong is supposed to be the gratest fighter in the whole world
can be killed
?

Methnerd
Methnerd

No, really, I want to show it to a friend of mine to see how he'll react. He got pissed when Riot turned Yordles into tiny little Tolkien-esque elves.

WebTool
WebTool

shen

stealth a la theif and and splinter cell

You have to travel the world eliminating certain targets to make shure balance in the world is preserved for better or worse

i would play it.

MPmaster
MPmaster

This didn't happen

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

stealth a la theif and and splinter cell
How do you hide the giant glowing sword that follows you?

Lunatick
Lunatick

hey league toddlers
can your game do THIS?
clips.twitch tv/sing_sing/DistinctVultureBigBrother

Bidwell
Bidwell

literally has a giant sword
not a hack n slash
final boss is zed

Emberburn
Emberburn

not on youtube

no ty

Firespawn
Firespawn

still waiting on pizza girl sivir

RumChicken
RumChicken

Jinx
It would be a borderlands style third person shooter. I'd be down for some Platinum games tier crazyness (because I'm a massive platinum games dick sucker, they can do wrong in my eyes)

Nojokur
Nojokur

oh

forgot about that, lets petend this is pre rework shen.

5mileys
5mileys

tfw you're such a good support that your team actually admits you won them the game and not the epic dashy assassins

My gems aren't merely outrageous

TechHater
TechHater

here u go babby
youtube.com/watch?v=OsUBzwKxdLs

Soft_member
Soft_member

when the enemy ADC steps out of position for a nanosecond

w8t4u
w8t4u

vayne takes every trade and gets shit on
go oom healing the dumb bitch so they can't just all in her
they do all in her because she gets hit by yet another hook, not enough mana to keep her alive but I get Cait and get out while Vayne dies
starts ranting about how I shouldn't be using q because I wasted the mana and it was my fault she died
Why do they insist on being the stereotype?

idontknow
idontknow

hashinshin legit going bot after he is 0/2 and says 'im not going top because of that fucking champion' (graves who presumably ganked him twice)

let's get him banned ribbit!!

Techpill
Techpill

I want Lissandra to ENTOMB my dick with her tits

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Watching league streams

lol retard

w8t4u
w8t4u

Yorick

Basically a souls game
You have to wander around runeterra to slay beasts and people of different kinds to acquire their essence to strengthen your army in order to destroy the shadow isles. Void beasts, dragons, sea serpents and krakens in bilgewater, abominations of zaun, freljodian trolls and ancient watchers, all that stuff.

You have a skill tree where you can invest souls to make your journey easier, you can gather different weapons and armory, (even items from league itself) also you team up with ryze and bard, which enables fast travel and companions.

When you've gathered enough souls, you go to the shadow isles, kill mordekaiser, destroy the isles and seeing that your job is done, embrace the sweet release of death, leading to a bittersweet ending.

Emberburn
Emberburn

I want Lissandra to Helya Upskirts

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

sometimes nidalees kill the big wolf and take his place. Annies used to put their Tibberses at red to bait shit junglers. dotafag BTFO

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

expecting anything good from vayne mains
literally anything resembling competence at all

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yorick's game is just Bejeweled, but instead of jewels it's different types of ghouls

massdebater
massdebater

4 minute queues in silver at 7pm

hhAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA nice dead game

RavySnake
RavySnake

youtube.com/watch?v=mT-sSDOMmvM
hardly anything new

Spamalot
Spamalot

I was getting worried I was the only one who ever played that absolutely outrageous gem of a champion.

Soft_member
Soft_member

They're trying to find 9 people as retarded as you it takes time.

Inmate
Inmate

being silver
i knew /lolg/ is shit at this game but come on

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

im good player just stuck in elo hell

Bidwell
Bidwell

Five fun facts about Shyvana!
1. She's a dragon!
2. She's a mage!
3. Very fertile!
4. Makes for a good body pillow during winter!
5. RAWR!!!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw playing the husbando untilts you

not bad

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

GIVE ME SOURCE!!

Methshot
Methshot

when lissandra ults you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yasuo has to walk around behind our t2 topside turret because he's zoned by fed enemy panth
Mf is still near inhibitor and on her way
Malphite engages with ult solo, losing us the game

Why? Why couldnt you have waited 3 more seconds for the carries to arrive?

Supergrass
Supergrass

raka shouldn't use her q
ADCs are literally retarded do they even know how q and w interact with her passive. I almost refuse to w if I haven't landed a q first.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

With the regen I can out trade a lot of supports at level 1 that think they auto win. It's always fun seeing a Karma trying to get autos in when I just q and get all the hp back but put all my damage on them.

The Vayne was retarded though I abandoned her and followed around my Leblanc :3c

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw i've never been asked for source on my crops
Feels bad man.

I'm just assuming your Grey. Ayy, someone uploaded Talon x Ezreal porn on Pixiv.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Post Elise
Get out of here.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

when does the suffering end

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

five facts about whoever draws that shit
1) he's shit
2) nothing else to be said

Flameblow
Flameblow

nonono

I think I saw it, is it the black n white one with three pages?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Bronze 3
Pfffthahahaha. Oh you're serious? Oh, okay. PFFFTHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

ivern finished his jungle item before 40 minutes

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

REE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

bronze 3
how

Snarelure
Snarelure

I think I saw it, is it the black n white one with three pages?
Yep.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

posting Ganassa

Disgusting.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

go 5/5 in placements :^)

Emberburn
Emberburn

It's a Vayne at least, you have to be super retarded to not win the game with her if she gets to the point where she has 3 items

happy_sad
happy_sad

Ranked
Vayne/Lee/Syndra/Viktor/Yasuo/Lee left unbanned
The enemy team takes 2 of those
Win min 30+ no matter what

I love to play against people who start the game 0/4 yet can 1v3 with easy because "m-muh late".

iluvmen
iluvmen

$200 to gold V.

WebTool
WebTool

tfw Riot did mega-lore/game events for Shurima, Shadow Isles and Bilgewater
then a few half-assed lore events for Targon, Piltover and soon, Zaun

Why haven't they done a mega game/lore event for Ionia yet? Better yet, why do they avoid creating events/lore for Ionia in general when it's clearly the most popular faction in the game and would bring back returning players in droves?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I dont even fucking want gold
I just want out of goddamn bronze

viagrandad
viagrandad

ive just been in bed both times youve asked, when I get up later Ill find it for ya babe

it was pretty steamy, got a couple of nonlewds from it tho

Snarelure
Snarelure

Ionia
Most popular
That's not Demacia or Noxus, though.

Emberfire
Emberfire

nice.
I got a 3/7 in placements last season, got to Bronze 5, and just Soraka'd my ass out of there.

Taric support is harder to do in that elo I think.

DeathDog
DeathDog

But user they are so h-hard to play :)

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I guess thats fair

to note, i was on promos to b2 yesterday
i was b4 the day before yesterday
this elo is crasy

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

$50 to silver v

happy_sad
happy_sad

Do ranked flex placements just for the hell of it and play my non-main roles for practice
Just chill out, lose a couple games
Placed straight to plat 1
Does this shit queue actually use your regular ranked MMR or what?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Jubilation Lee

My brother.

happy_sad
happy_sad

give me 50 bucks and ill get you to silver 3

cum2soon
cum2soon

extremely extremely tempting
but I feel I should climb out on my own
I may or may not die along the way but whatever
git good or die trying

Lunatick
Lunatick

well with most of my customers it's either that they don't have time to play ranked seriously so i just do it for X dollars and they tend to do well on their own from that point on

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

cant open loots
cant open profile
cant open others profile
cant select masteries
cant select runes
cant save runepages
can open store tho
:^)

Soft_member
Soft_member

Both factions are the most notable, but not necessarily the most popular.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what was your rank before? I was like Silver 1 before, and I got out of Bronze 5 fairly quickly (Soraka was just... ayy lmao) in like a few days.

I swear, in the servers in our country here, Bronze and Silver players are literally the nicest and more chill players in the whole game. It might just be my luck, but it really feels that way here sometimes lul.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Whoops, meant in reply to

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I was silver as well

its not that theyre not chill, its they constantly fucking feed their goddamn faces off.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Except you can do all of those.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I want to believe this is true

Supergrass
Supergrass

it's a trynda game

WebTool
WebTool

Ah. Well, in how I did it before, as long as I save them in the nick of time with Soraka, they generally live.

Silvers/Bronze don't focus on Soraka unless one of them is actually smart enough to notice/hit Soraka, or if Soraka is alone... Which you should know how to position yourself well at this point.

Anyways what I'm saying is HEAL HEAL HEEEEAAAAALLLLL. Or if you play something like Janna then it would be shields, or you can slightly carry them with Nami early on and all that.

Or you can just go up in their face as Taric and stun them, I dunno. Those are pretty much all the champs I play in Ranked.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Looking for some one to help me tank my mmr on euw bronze,, anyone trolling on purpose here?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

veekyforums.com/thread/163240457/video-games
dude i played sm4sh without degradation of mechanics

happy_sad
happy_sad

TFW VI FINALLY ISN'T BANNED IN RANKED

Holy shit I had to dodge like three games yesterday.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youtube.com/watch?v=guGFT27SavM

youtube.com/watch?v=ZtdeknxLGEM

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COMPETE?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Wukong is pretty damn boring.

Snarelure
Snarelure

By not ripping off HOTS

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Do you only know how to play broken champs my fellow user?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Bets.

Nojokur
Nojokur

elo hell..............

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ivern Jungle
It's all over for them.

MPmaster
MPmaster

vayne highest average deaths in the game

hmmm

girlDog
girlDog

This thread is so damn slow and boring, holy shit. It's taking all my willpower to not just shitpost and post irrelevant things in an attempt to get something going. Fuck.

massdebater
massdebater

What do you guys think about Relic? I have to say after laning is over it's super shit to use and you can rarely use it to get creeps. I was wondering when you get FotM that it lets you mark creeps and when they are under 100 hp no matter who kills them you share the gold. Plus you can mark them from anywhere on the map. But you can still keep the melee kill+healing if you're close to a ally.

Emberfire
Emberfire

7/8/4
on lee
Well I don't know what to say.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What the fuck is this? You can't hide your trip.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Post ending in 5 decides which skin I craft.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Behead all the niggers who play Lee Sin

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

my team was bad

Firespawn
Firespawn

then we'd all be dead user

except me

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Reminder to ban lee sin for both the ones on your team that will end 7/13 and build hydra and those in the enemy team that will stomp 2 lanes before min 7.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

smash
mechanics

if anything goes wrong just air dodge

welcome to the competitive tr4sh scene where the first person to mess up an air dodge loses after successfully getting back on stage 13 times since recovery is handed to you

5mileys
5mileys

heca

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It's a question? What do you mean what this is? Manly asking tanky support players what they think about Relic.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Is there a more cancerous fucking champion in this game then vel'koz?

I hate this tentacled fuck more than anything in this game. The "Lel he's hard to play so its balanced" is nothing but a fucking meme.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Teemo

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

We already outdo DOTA by a mile.

youtube.com/watch?v=0nlJuwO0GDs

youtube.com/watch?v=B4-BgDEy2AE

youtube.com/watch?v=FtEpp9lkfxA

youtube.com/watch?v=CAAnY_L4Pp4

youtube.com/watch?v=jB1XvMyEBNA

youtube.com/watch?v=CYyuH1Bp2ZI

youtube.com/watch?v=s2FFGBPXNeU

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Headless Hecarim

DeathDog
DeathDog

Lord Mordekaiser

Soft_member
Soft_member

disenchant all

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Akali

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yes

Hec

girlDog
girlDog

Is this a copy pasta?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Literally played him for the first time competitively last week and got an S with a 19/2/13 KDA.

He's a disgustingly underrated champion.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yasuo mains are just a meme. Most arent even that terrible to play against or with.

Velkoz is just broken, and he's got the stupid retarded lee-sin esque fanbase of H-hes p-perfectly balanced dont nerf please.

TechHater
TechHater

can someone please tell me why would anyone ever sub to a channel or donate to somebody?

whats the point, seriously?

FastChef
FastChef

none of this shit is in the game

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Doesn't matter; our game's marketing and champion reveals are significantly better.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

so people don't become stonewall who vanished from spotlight and now works on a taco bell

Firespawn
Firespawn

Neither is any of that shit in dota.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

would anyone be interested in a lolg minecraft server

Snarelure
Snarelure

good for the jews running it then

Flameblow
Flameblow

Guess it would be better to ask my question on Reddit or the forums. Shame on me for thinking you guys care about support players/balance.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Hes not underrated, he's becoming more and more fotm and I cant wait until riot notices him and finally dishes out some nerfs.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

i think it kinda borrows from ur regular mmr but not really sure
all in on bottom side
fiora

vel koz
broken
u can easily dodge almost all of his abilities

I went to a party last night and ended up talking to some black guy about lego legends. Also learned he uses Veeky Forums so if ur out there reading this You stole my fucking phone charger you nigger give it back. I have no phone now and must use a shitty action camera to take pictures.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

ye boy

Emberburn
Emberburn

stupid opinion
shit waifu

wow sometimes things just fit perfectly

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why dont they buff merc's already?

Methshot
Methshot

implying I didnt just use a random picture

KEK here comes the vel'koz defence force, please tell me about how your champion's balanced just cause he has "skillshots".

Skullbone
Skullbone

You're an awful person

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

making tanks/bruisers more obnoxious
just buff qss or something

whereismyname
whereismyname

I believe he meant why did you bother deleting, since you were way too slow to prevent it from being archived

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Not a Vel'Koz player but his HP is horribly low and he can be easily killed off by gap-closing fighters or assassins like pretty much any other hard-carry mage out there.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

please stop your all or nothing thinking and come to accept that you are not fully knowledgeable on every subject.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Don't want people be crying about a trip when I was asking a question.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Ugly, big nose shit waifu
Fitting in with us
Delete this heresy.

idontknow
idontknow

place your bets

Soft_member
Soft_member

rerolling an ultimate skin

my eyes twitched.

Snarelure
Snarelure

playing minecraft after notch left

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Best girl.
Best plushies.
Best wife.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Elementalist Lux

I don't see the problem

Emberfire
Emberfire

post comfy picks that you dont play because you'd get yelled at or harassed

morgana mid

Lunatick
Lunatick

yo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

cleaver and ravenous
no one but blitz has armor
full damage against two assassins
uhhhh

WebTool
WebTool

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

not enchanting that yorick skin

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Mao support.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

lame

likme
likme

morgana mid
I'm useless late game but boy, am I good at farming

Emberfire
Emberfire

as long as it isnt vanilla minecraft

a feed the beast modpack is the only thing worth playing

Evilember
Evilember

yeah 2k essence is useless

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

yasuo mains either go 25/0 or 0/25
there are NO exceptions

Supergrass
Supergrass

Back off, she's mine!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

some dumb nigger just picked morg mid because I banned his yasuo

Nojokur
Nojokur

i rerolled elementalist lux too and got fisherman fizz. i shouldve dusted it but fuck that lux skin]
its 1k. it costs 3k to craft

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

it appears you have made a typographical error, for surely you meant with

farquit
farquit

i cant carry 4 noobs every game

takes2long
takes2long

Elementalist Lux

Yeah, you're not really getting to me.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

get a better waifu you piece of shit

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

well a noob obviously can't do it

whereismyname
whereismyname

whats wrong with elementalist lux

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ib. :DDDDDXDD

Techpill
Techpill

Send me your best yorick stuff :)

Snarelure
Snarelure

its not an ultimate skin, its 10 1350 skins

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

why flame...

Methshot
Methshot

I'd shag Jinx in the butt
Sona mid, Kindred mid
I play main mid nor its champs so its a playground to me. My real mid is fiddlesticks.

TreeEater
TreeEater

play five games of jax jungle
lose all five
how do I jax

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You play him top

FastChef
FastChef

You play Wukong instead

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Lulu a cute!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

someone make Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums

cum2soon
cum2soon

Kindred mid
mid
user...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

how, he's my go to pick and doesn't seem that hard?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Stop being a nigger and make one yourself.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Boo!

JunkTop
JunkTop

and ez is 3 750 skin
udyr 4 975 chroma
whats your point

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sona mid. kinda suck at conserving mana as support with her until I get a mana regen item.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you say that

then I have "losing is improving" jax the inter

Emberfire
Emberfire

Does anyone LIKE kled? I only see complaints. I was thinking of picking him up, too...

happy_sad
happy_sad

ayy

Firespawn
Firespawn

yeah

likme
likme

No fish.

hairygrape
hairygrape

vi
ie

if she's gonna build damage, why go crit? dusk or really anything else would have been better

Lunatick
Lunatick

yes fish

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw no Syndra to step on face

feels depressed man

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

no u

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

HA HA HA HA HA

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HELL IS, FUCKER

HELL IS BEING PLACED INTO BRONZE 4

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ivern is such fucking retarded zero skill cancer. Holy shit. How the fuck has he not been removed from the game yet?

Redemption was a fucking mistake. It's retarded how good all these support items stack with his kit. So fucking dumb.

viagrandad
viagrandad

did you miss the part where people keep inting in my promos to get out of fucking bronze?

Firespawn
Firespawn

bronze is paradise if you're a skilled player

You can just mindlessly shit on people all day in bronze

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What do you like about him?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anyone else begin to take on a sadistic side when your team starts snowballing against the enemy team?

I can't stop myself from laughing out loud whenever I delete the opposing enemy laner in a quick fasion. Instead of using stupid chant banter, I find it's much more dehumanizing just spamming your mastery 7 icon or laughing emotes instead.

RavySnake
RavySnake

That does not sound fun if you want to get better as a player.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

his penis

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

naw dude you're the only toxic player in the entire community.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i understand your woes user

JunkTop
JunkTop

There's enough time for that after getting out.

Who manages to stay in bronze for more than a week?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

if you are so depressed, why don't you kill yourself?

happy_sad
happy_sad

*scopes out this week's free hero rotation*

"jesus christ this shit's worse than last week's"

t. smurf

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hi
Placed bronze 4
Climbed to 3 5 times.
Hit 100 lp in 3
Back down to 0 right now.

SniperGod
SniperGod

woah is that your wife? she's a keeper

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How do I get out of bronze As an ADC

farquit
farquit

stop playing adc

idontknow
idontknow

That's how I feel playing Quinn
Anytime someone is alone and up I just swoop in and GiB their ass, laughing at how dumb they are to keep getting caught out

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

eating some mille-feuille

what champo do I playo lados

MPmaster
MPmaster

By killing minions to increase your creep score! retard

Snarelure
Snarelure

Quinn

i know, she's the best!

git gud or pick facerollers

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

talon

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

vg vs vg up please join

TreeEater
TreeEater

can i kiss your wife? im not gay

Firespawn
Firespawn

why talon out of the 150 legal legends champs

TreeEater
TreeEater

You may kiss her hand
then my dick

whereismyname
whereismyname

Splitpush while avoiding death as much as possible. Fuck the teamfighting bullshit that dominates silver and bronze elo.

Unless you're playing a non-splitpusher, like Jhin or Twitch. In which case, you've got to farm and teamfight well.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

bronze
elo hell
not elo heaven

You can do adc sion top and get pic related

WebTool
WebTool

Because eventually, his blades will find their way into your heart.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

targeted stun
targeted poke
Free tower diving
What's the counterplay to Pantheon? Just dodge the spear?

Playboyize
Playboyize

He can't do real damage without going all in outside of laning phase making him incredibly vulnerable to being CC'd and killed

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

FAG ALERT FAG ALERT THIS MAN IS GAY, HE'S LGBTQ+ HES PART HOMOSEXUAL STAY AWAY

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Unless you're playing a non-splitpusher, like Jhin or Twitch
He isn't the sneaky jew that backdoors to the enemy nexus

iluvmen
iluvmen

So just don't feed him and he basically becomes useless?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why does Caitlyn feel so bad from behind?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I dunno if you're aware but new sion is nothing like old sion I'm afraid

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I know, it's just the concept, they also ruined sion
Literally worse than prerework sion

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Backdooring works well with both of them, especially twitch, but actual waveclearing for splitpushing down a lane? No, not really.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw Ezreal is my fave because he looks so much like Len

FastChef
FastChef

that old Anivia splash
Really?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What items do I buy on cait?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

ivern wards their red level 1
sees shaco camille and syndra there guarding
he and jax go in despite this
camille 10/0 before 15 minutes
inb4 "XD FLEX?????"
inb4 "LOL U PLAYED URGOT U WANTED TO LOSE"

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

name my band, lolg

Supergrass
Supergrass

boots, ie, runaans, rapidfire, lw item, bt/qss

King_Martha
King_Martha

Oh boy my mid picked Xin into balanced lux :) wonder how this game will go!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Luluposting on shrooms!

askme
askme

bf into rh into ie into rfc
you can sub rfc for merc if they have hella cc, bt if you need the the shield and ls, or ldr/mr if they are tanky and healy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Not banning syndra
Your teammates are retarded.

farquit
farquit

shit tier waifu

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

goddess tier waifu!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

how do i position as a mage supp? whenever i play them i always get focused first even if im in the backline and end up dying like 10 times during a match.

now that i think about it that happens whenever i play as support. so how do i not die as support? i feel like i'm always forced to play up otherwise me and my adc just get fucked over

hairygrape
hairygrape

Urgot-kun
How do you deal with tilt?
I'm on a losing streak and my body is shutting down

Snarelure
Snarelure

position better

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

farther away

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

disgusting autistic child tier waifu more like

Soft_member
Soft_member

i dont. tilt doesnt affect MY gameplay but for some reason the more i lose the worse my teammates get
yes, the 3-11 syndra with less damage than morg was the problem

idontknow
idontknow

does someone want to do my last promo into G5 from S1? I've already won my two and have two losses. this would be my third attempt and i don't wanna four.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Get good. Play better seriously

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

well why do you keep posting her then?

King_Martha
King_Martha

She is annoying at all levels and points of the game, she can 100-0 a adc with ease.

iluvmen
iluvmen

every defeat is a 20 minute stomp
every win is a 50 miutes struggle
?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Redpill me on Kled

viagrandad
viagrandad

hello?
sorry your waifu a shit

happy_sad
happy_sad

not if youre playing urgot. i only had one MR item and she couldnt even drop me below 75% under turret with ult

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Do it yourself, please post results

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

the second best counter to riven manes

RavySnake
RavySnake

my waifu a goddess
your waifu a trash

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

someone, somehow, thought rengar was not only a good idea and design, but a balanced champion
really makes you think...

Booteefool
Booteefool

only if you tell me that you believe me in me first, user
already queue up

DeathDog
DeathDog

thinking riot actually cares about balance

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Vladfag here.

If good Vlad x Vayne art that I havent seen is posted or vikingfag posts pic I share pic of me in a cocktail dress for date

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just had a urgot on my game that was really chill.
I was supporting with Shen and I made him virtually invincible with my redemption+windspeaker's powered shields.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what if we made rengars q a skill so thornnail is useless against him

massdebater
massdebater

ive been playing shen supp for a while, what do ya build on him?

Techpill
Techpill

Jhin gets hard nerfed like 4 patches in a row, Deathfire got nerfed, his core build was gutted
Still the best ADC
Every game diamond+ is Jhin vs Cait because she's the only one that has a chance of not dying to him
What a wonderful role. How about some more Sivir and Jinx nerfs Riot?

Playboyize
Playboyize

No one here is thirsty enough to want to see you fully clothed

gtfo bitch

WebTool
WebTool

No thanks. Go away

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nerfs aren't a solution
jhin isn't even that good, he's just not garbage
same as twitch

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Please help me. How do I deal with Tryndamere as Akali? His slow and attack speed and ult make me feel so useless. Effectively bullied my out of any cs as well. Ive tried going tanky be his attack speed just shredded through any and all armor I had. In the end he just had 5 levels on me.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Jinx/Sivir
Nerfs
For what purpose? Both are well balanced.

WebTool
WebTool

That guy who somehow thinks we'll be able to win the game if he constantly refuses to group

Haha guys please stop fighting I'm too busy taking those 3 minions in botlane to buy one more long sword - What do you mean Baron is up? Who cares about Baron haha XD

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's sarcasm you idiots. Sivir and Jinx both got nerfed when they weren't even strong.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

playing Akali

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

buy a zz rot and go gank

WebTool
WebTool

I'd rather jhin be top 3 ad than shit like ashe.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Farm his teammates

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Im more sick of Vayne. She so annoying since she can be stomped and butchered in lane but once she gets a single kill she's suddenly alright.

likme
likme

Yeah I get that, she's not not a one shot wonder cancer assassin anymore. That doesn't mean she shouldn't be able to put up a fight.
Should I just rush it as the first item?
Even if that means he gets free cs and a tower (maybe two if the other enemies catch on)?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Twitch and Vayne a stronger now.

Granted, Jhin is still very strong, but he's not THE best ADC anymore. And I'm fine with that. He needed those indirect nerfs and I'm happy that so many FoTMs and try-hard elo faggots are slowly jumping off of him now.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Jinx's only nerf was because of her high soloq win rate (nearly 54%, she was just slightly south of that) so they love tapped her with her e mana cost

when sivir got nerfed, it was she was top 3 adc with jhin and ashe. hers was deserved because if she didn't get a nerf while the other two did then she would have been overbearingly OP

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

if you don't have a stun there's no way in hell you're winning against trynd
just accept he will win lane and take two towers and pray your adc can actually kite him

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

0 assists
???

girlDog
girlDog

I asked for advice on how to carry more as a top laner and what I got was to roam and this is what happens 9/10 times

roam mid
get nothing or a summoners
lose a wave or two top and possibly the turret

???

RavySnake
RavySnake

every time there was a team fight i got the kills. nobody but talon did enough damage to take them but he was never grouped

Supergrass
Supergrass

those hips

viagrandad
viagrandad

What top are you playing?

Don't roam when you're going to lose a wave or two.

Usually best way is to kill your opponent or force him out of lane with your jungler, then rotate mid and see if you can make anything happen there.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Start baking a nice cake
Put it in the oven
Guy comes over, opens the oven, unzips, pisses and shits on your cake and then start bashing it with his feet
slap him and insult him
"WOW DUDE STOP FLAMING ME YOU'RE A DIAMOND NONAME HAHA XD /ALL PLEASE REPORT THIS JUNGLER FLAMING ME ALL GAME XD"

JunkTop
JunkTop

Twitch? Yeah, he is stronger. Vayne? Not anymore. Even before the nerfs I would give that specific match up to jhin since he's one of the strongest adcs for laning and a great team fighting adc.

Right now the top 3 adcs are probably
Twitch/Jhin/Cait
Vayne/Jinx
Ashe/Ezreal/Varus
the rest

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Should I got 12/0/18 or 0/12/18 as masteries for Pantheon? Also, should I max E or Q first? I tried both and seem to do better with Q since I suck with farming/pushing with E

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Really? So what, I just stay in my jungle and steal my junglers cs to attempt to even stay on level par with him and hope my adc can 2v1 him and the enemy adc? That just seems like a horrid design intention.....

RumChicken
RumChicken

10/10/10

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Max Q first, 12/18/0 with Thunderlord's. Your combo does a shitload of damage with the proc.

w8t4u
w8t4u

your waifus a retarded child

Playboyize
Playboyize

Eh, I don't play Vayne, so I didn't really know the nerfs affected her that much.

Your list is fairly accurate, though I would throw MF in with Vayne and Jinx's tier.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

im too pure for nudes but this dress proves i aint flat

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I like thunderlords but I also like Coc on Panth for that phat shield when you teamfight.

Illusionz
Illusionz

whoring yourself out for shipping art

No offense but that's pretty low, Vladfag.

Inmate
Inmate

Yeah the nerfs hit her, but not hard enough to make people stop bitching. Though her win rate is around 50% so I think they were good enough

Yeah I did forget about MF. I would place her in Jinx/Vayne tier too.
Do you know if they're buffing lethality anytime soon? I think i heard that they were but i can't remember. If they are, then MF might be a top tier solo q adc like she was for most of last season

Emberburn
Emberburn

disgusting

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

its not whoring when im clothed and not suggestive

SniperWish
SniperWish

tfw taking all my will to not post my own /co/ husbando
S-stop. I don't want to have to post non-League content.

hairygrape
hairygrape

give in

on a side note, why are singed and heimer so much fun to play

i can just ignore my team and the enemy team and retard rice all game

happy_sad
happy_sad

O-okay. R8 pls -- he's my original husbando, sorry Ezreal. Spoilered because non-League content.

why are singed and heimer so much fun to play
i can just ignore my team and the enemy team
That's probably why.

eGremlin
eGremlin

if you see jg bot take his camps, red in particular

roaming top doesn't work too well unless youre quinn

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Get out. Take your lack of self-respect with you

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

you like fuccbois huh

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

looked up Pantheon OTP on diamond
he uses the same masteries and runes I run on Urgod.
Does this mean I was really a Pantheon OTP this whole time and didn't know?

Evilember
Evilember

Targon's>Redemption>Spirit visage> situational take ionian boots if you do not reach the cdr cap

Masteries 0/18/12 with windspeakers and the one that lowers the cdr of the summoner spells
Runes: armor reds health yellows and quints and blues cdr

cum2soon
cum2soon

but why? no one cares enough to see you clothed for some date. i don't think i care enough to even see your lewds

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Teleport bot (you get ult first), steal buffs when jg is ganking, leash hard, get herald, control lane and coordinate ganks.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

noice thanks. do i build my targons into a face of the mountan or eye of the equinox

whereismyname
whereismyname

find a large building, climb to it's roof, step off the roof

that's what all panth players should do

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

And waste my grand skyfall? I think not

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Mountain for maximum SHEILDS

SniperWish
SniperWish

do i do scaling or flat health?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Flat like a loli's chest

hairygrape
hairygrape

Flat like Vladfags chest

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Ayyy finally did the 10-0 on fresh account, tried in solo queue first but went 9-1. Didn't want to make a new account so I tried it in flex.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I swear there must be some algorithm tied to the chests that always gives you shit you don't want. I only play supports and cute champions and all I get is some edgy trash like Project Zed

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Play lee sin
Win

How did you do it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Here's a flat chest.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

these the proper masteries?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

he is one of those champiosn who gets worse as the game goes on

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

are draven mains inherently toxic?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

have a sona support
everytime they ult they pull a Chauster
This isn't happening right?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Wanted mastery 6 and 7 but didn't have the shards, opened 5 chests get all champions which gave me the 1.1k I needed. hehe xd

takes2long
takes2long

yasuo
lux
syndra
poppy
lee

Playboyize
Playboyize

Any champ that's feast or famine is that way. A Draven that's not fed feels like a clunky mess that does 0 damage to tanks.

Evilember
Evilember

i'm pretty sure if I win my next game this shit will put me in 99lp

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'd put them up there with Vayne and Riven main level of toxic behavior.

idontknow
idontknow

Lux is harmless just dodge binding and she's practically dead

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

yes

cum2soon
cum2soon

we need a tank

Lunatick
Lunatick

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums on na?

viagrandad
viagrandad

make one

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

translation: we have no reliable engage or some sort of way for someone to disprupt the enemy team and let our carries do max damage

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

after instalocking Yasuo top

SniperGod
SniperGod

Place em lads

If I win I get into diamond

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yes its up. please join.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

big guys CANNOT lose

DeathDog
DeathDog

I like you a lot more than lulufag, you aren't annoying

likme
likme

im the vladfag

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

odds I go shit
evens and I play a game

pls odds

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

odds support braum
evens support sion

SniperGod
SniperGod

tease lewds and maybe otherwise, nah

whereismyname
whereismyname

evens.

sion for you.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I AM SUPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

eGremlin
eGremlin

best i can do is a cartoon vlad

takes2long
takes2long

1999

BIZARRE SUMMER

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

where da Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums bowl?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want all those QT girls to kill me!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is janna quinn the most infuriating bot lane?

Nojokur
Nojokur

A BLACK EYE

FOR THE EARTH

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I love Lissandra!
AMA!

Nojokur
Nojokur

you can get blue essence for 1700 ip you fucking retard

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How do you build Singed? I've been saying a lot of people building 3 dark seals early but I didn't really follow their builds after that.

girlDog
girlDog

Not if your smurfing and need Ip for champs/runes you chimp.

eGremlin
eGremlin

RoA into full tank. You can throw a Rylai's in there if you wanna be sassy.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

consider banning X because all of the other cancer is banned
"they probably wont pick it"
X is first picked

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

thats very cute but from youtube

idontknow
idontknow

also not sure if you think I bought them with rp, I just happened to have enough key frags to open 5 of the chests I had.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I need my lvl 6/7 masteries on accounts that don't have all champs and runes

Priorities...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

smurfing and constantly playing one champion enough to get level 6 and 7 for them
needing other champions
have to have at least 10 to queue for ranked
uhhhh

cum2soon
cum2soon

Mastery spam is mind games ;^)

idontknow
idontknow

Triple Dark Seal - Corrupting is more oriented for a massive early game power spike but it can clog up your item slots if you keep backing with low gold. First item built should either be Rylai's or a Catalyst item (RoA or Righteous). Anything after should be tank items (Zz Rot, Deadman's, Visage, Randuins) unless you are fine stat wise or have a massive level lead, then you'd build Liandry's after Rylai's as a 3rd item

happy_sad
happy_sad

help?
they didnt swap, thats a kha top

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

so no dress pics then?

Emberfire
Emberfire

3 dark seals
D-do people actually do this?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

quinn
anywhere near the botlane
trash

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

HEY I HAVE AN IDEA
I HAVE LESS THAN 20 MINUTES UNTIL I LEAVE
LETS PLAY RANKED

Emberfire
Emberfire

ive seen double dark seals several times but never 3

Inmate
Inmate

underrated post desu

5mileys
5mileys

Sion is legit the coolest character in league of legends

but does he have a space marine skin

viagrandad
viagrandad

Maybe something came up during the game? You realize some people value their personal life more than the game, right?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Worst toplaner without a doubt. youre better off with Darius

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

it's another "enemy lee gets fed and single handedly carries his team before 25 minute mark" episode

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

user this is 30 seconds into the game

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Just cc him bro

takes2long
takes2long

I hate this episode

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

75% increase to corrupting pot with secret stash OP
When you sell all 3 Dark Seals you only lose 305 net gold

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Worst toplaner without a doubt
that's not jax
that's not yorick
that's not jax
that's not volibear
that's not cho
that's not shen

RavySnake
RavySnake

its the you have to blow your flash because lee sin can dive and kick you under your turret episode

Its so unfair against certain champs

DeathDog
DeathDog

Worst toplaner without a doubt
Shen

It fucking hurts because it's true

cum2soon
cum2soon

What are the worst champs in the game?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Was he ever good?

whereismyname
whereismyname

So when are we getting kano gangplank?

massdebater
massdebater

shen
jax
voli
kog
fiddle
teemo
vlad
lucian
mundo
urgot
udyr
xin
kalista
nasus
aatrox
akali
kassadin
shyvana
galio
heimer
taliyah
talon
kindred

in the current patch

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Worst

He's not all that bad. Just mediocre

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

whats this from?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Old Shen had great late game scaling, you'd just go full 100% tank and your Q would heal up your mid and adc while pushing as a team
Can we get the old Shen Q back? Was it so wrong to have a ranged attack on a melee tank?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Almost a 4 man rip. Their ori was only one capable of keeping them in the gayme.

girlDog
girlDog

kassadin
shyvana

Really? Why?

WebTool
WebTool

what did the shen build

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

When will they add another cute boy champion?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Implying Kled isnt worse
Come the fuck on. Hes a tank killer who cant kill tanks or tank himself. His ult is a fucking meme

Inmate
Inmate

what is taric

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I don't understand Lee
Like what if Ori back stepped when she sees you coming, your whole play would collapse when she goes flying away

girlDog
girlDog

Hes a tank killer
jesus you're SO fucking bad lmao

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I cant read the post

TechHater
TechHater

he is not a tank killer and he has one of the best ultimates in the game
you're trash, jump out of a bridge

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Kled was designed to be a tank killer

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yeah MF is crazy strong.

don't die to her in lane
out farm the whore
she just presses R and wins every fight

reeeee

Playboyize
Playboyize

sunfire visage giants belt
If she backs when I q then I just don't go. Ward-w-r is under 0.5 so if your distracted even a little can sneak through. She was trying to get a good ult so was easy to sneak in.

iluvmen
iluvmen

this thread is the internet version of why 70% of the player base is made of silver surfers

5mileys
5mileys

estewanii.tumblr.com/post/126461073721/when-her-instincts-took-over-her-psych-he-had-no

Basically what said, plus he was just easier to support with: just be a meat shield for your ADC and keep them at bay with you coming closer for a taunt or your Q even.

True, you can still win games with him.
He just seems so unloved by Riot. Just one of those legacy champs they don't know what to do with anymore

Emberburn
Emberburn

Doran's Tears

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I just feel like there's too much information on screen when trying to insec in a full teamfight. You have to watch the entire enemy team simultaneously while putting even more focus on your target and you have to watch yourself and your positioning relative to everything all at once

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sword of the repick champion

MPmaster
MPmaster

home for the holidays
time for some lego legends
get into game
my mother calls for me
cant find the dog
my dog ran away
come back not sure if i should keep playing or go look for dog
bot lane has feed 6 kills
ping suddenly jumps to 800 and stays there
yeah nah
close out of game

still cant find my dog

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

shyvana
nice trolling

SniperGod
SniperGod

riven mains

SniperGod
SniperGod

shyvana will never be good

massdebater
massdebater

Why is your attack speed that high? Urgot is just another one of the past armor pen rushers that has to build BC first now

askme
askme

shyv

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

look kids a retard. attack speed really helps with the early last hitting and poking without consuming mana. since manamune also applies on auto attacks, it doesnt get wasted later on either. it helps you apply your passive faster in team fights as well. if youre only building armor pen on urgot and not carefully considering your build for each individual game then you are building him horribly, horribly wrong. black cleaver isnt even needed some games due to the lack of armor on the enemy team. % armor doesnt mean anything if the enemy only has 40 armor

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

so you guys are the retards picking shyvana on my games and thinking you're hot shit for taking solo dragon lvl 4 even tho you lost the game because your champion is fucking shit and does nothing but farm vacumm the map

nice to know

Techpill
Techpill

post your ign

Methnerd
Methnerd

at least you get the shyvanas that farm the dragons. the shyvanas i get only farm vacuum our own jungle and let enemy IVERNS take dragon solo

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Urgot applying passive during a teamfight
Frontlining Urgot to AA
also
picking Urgot into someone that isn't punished by armor pen

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw play all day win all day

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

give me the fool proof yasuo counter (top lane)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

wukong
Dope as fuck action game with possible platforming and stealth elements.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I miss my knives so fucking much.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Singed
or maybe
Anyone because you should be side stepping his Q or punishing him for being close to you if he E-Qs

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the only lanes urgot loses 1v1 are jayce rumble quinn and yasuo (assuming you dont take exhaust)

urgot can be played any number of ways, hardcore splitpusher, frontline tank, backline peel tank, assassin, it all depends on the enemy team and how you build against it. as for the punishing armor pen, your E alone has enough to punish the low armor targets so that cleaver isnt needed, the only time i take cleaver is if i need a little bit more tank early or if they have 2-3+ people building multiple armor items. you can ult their squishy into your team at level 11-16 and then put your passive on the enemy assassins to keep your adc somewhat safe, its also much easier to hit your E melee range than not

Spamalot
Spamalot

Poppy
Just Poppy

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Close to none because le ebin samurai is cancer incarnate.
Try something like maokai and scale enough to buy frozen heart.

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw you get through a string of games without telling someone to kill themselves or slit their wrists

Feels good to bee reformedd

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

take exhaust and pray he doesnt have warlords or a competent jungler

Booteefool
Booteefool

its 1k. it costs 3k to craft
You're better off disenchanting expensive skins than rerolling. Rerolling any but the cheapest skins is stupid, all the more so when it's a fucking ultimate.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

hardcore splitpusher
stopped right there

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

not carrying as a support
holy fuck janna is cancer
my team was unkillable

Skullbone
Skullbone

I try Darius, personally when I play Yasuo into Darius I'm kinda scared. But I'm even more scared when I'm Darius into Yasuo (probably cuz my Darius sucks). I just can't hit the little fucker once he starts dashing all over the wave. Like I can pull him, auto maybe get my aa reset in, but then he dashes out and I can't catch him. And once he gets PD he can kill me really easily. I know I really suck at Darius though so that's probably why he hasn't been doing the trick for me.

WebTool
WebTool

Something is countered by Poppy in the top lane

Water is wet etc

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

t. gold
"i shouldve dusted it but fuck that lux skin]"

Lunatick
Lunatick

Kayle is pretty good against him

King_Martha
King_Martha

To splitpush you have to have good wave clear
t. Reality

Emberburn
Emberburn

How's Fizz these days? think I'm gonna hop on LoL and mid with him for a while.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Kayle or poopoo

hairygrape
hairygrape

two ad items
hit e
wave is gone
?????????

Illusionz
Illusionz

not maxing E last on Urgot

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No new patch this week?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Shitty laning like always but his fish gets bigger and the hitbox is bs.

5mileys
5mileys

have you ever even fucking played urgot? why the fuck would you max shield unless youre 0/20

idontknow
idontknow

When does patch 7.1 come out? Is it this week, or not until January?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i main kayle and yasuo is one of the most painful picks to fight

his gap close is retarded

though once you get 6 he becomes killable

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums when

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The ability to win trades because larger and lower cd shield every time? Why do you think riven wins level 2 trades against almost everybody?

SniperGod
SniperGod

P-please don't kill me....
I-i-i didn't mean to do anything wrong.....

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

finishing promos

last game

bot lane invades with jg and mid

jinx fucks up and dies, morg complains and moves top to "support me"

we loose the game while she flames us all while telling jinx to go kill herself

Fuck you morg you give supports a bad name

King_Martha
King_Martha

literally any tank ever
what the fuck

likme
likme

Its the opposite way actually.
Kayle wins hard in mid though, I will give you that.

RavySnake
RavySnake

give me another champ to add to my top lane pool

my current pool is
quinn
renekton
maokai
tahm kench for the memes
currently learning fiora
need another solid safe pick like maokai
maybe poopy?

girlDog
girlDog

Sion if you want to experence becoming CC incarnate.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

G A N G P L A N K

hairygrape
hairygrape

can u still pick and play mundo top lane

hes really fun to play

eGremlin
eGremlin

because she has 2 stuns and/or two gap closers
get shield
hit enemy once
they walk away and all their minions target you
assuming they dont block you, you get one more auto off before your shield expires

or
or
get e
hit enemy champion
get 3 free q's off without even being in range of their abilities or enemy minions
dont even have to worry about taking damage
grenade also does damage and shreds armor so you get more poke off with eqq than hitting them during the entire duration of your shield without it

your shield has dogshit scaling and since you rarely build more than one mana item (other than manamune)

maxing shield second makes your E have a 15 second cd before cdr
less e's = less guaranteed Q poke
armor shred stays at 12% until late game
meanwhile maxing shield gives a bigger slow that you probably dont even need because you built swifties and a phage item and/or iceborn
using your W to poke them into a slow just lets them all in you after it ends and since you have no damage on your E, you die

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You should get a Triforce instead of BC against a Yasuo.

Methshot
Methshot

If you had maybe 400 more games into b5 I would totes make an offer for your account.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Leveling account for first time
Have to fight smurfs and premades constantly
Masteries give advantages so huge it hurts
The game effectively forces you to lose unless you yourself premade

Evilember
Evilember

sure why not
just don't ever blindpick him

Bidwell
Bidwell

sion
i keep forgetting about him

whats the best build path for him

ive seen zzrot rush but idk if thats a meme pick or not

BARREL

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i just build tank with a side of AP
for memes

and zzrot is good get that

Booteefool
Booteefool

He think's Kled can't kill tanks

W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

As someone who currently blind picks mundo why would you say its bad? I mean yeah its gonna go into the shitter if they lock in quinn but other than that shouldn't be an issue.
I mean ignoring the fact that you can buy a 800g item that negates his ult.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ive seen zzrot rush but idk if thats a meme pick or not
Its fine but get a cinder first.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

duo? also b3, 97lp
na also

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

because your opponent will just counter pick you and get a free lane? blindpicking is your worst enemy on top lane

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Where are the custom games @

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Will League ever have Ezreal kiss another guy?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fuck off to overwatch, Ezreal is canon straight with lux.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

stop playing with shitter friends
actually win games now

fuck

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

ezreal a twink

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

not him but
mark enemy mid
all in at lvl 3 with ignite
ask your jungler to help you with stacks
mark enemy jungler

5mileys
5mileys

This bad boy
Can farm far enough away from Yasup where Karthus is a safer pick in lane than most
Rylais + Karthus E makes him much easier to catch
There's nothing for Yasuo to block with windwall
Can build Zhonyas easily
Yasuo usually doesn't have MR for most of the game which means he's very easy to kill with ult
Even if he kills Karthus you can still kill him with your shit
Scales way better
O U T P L A Y E D

iluvmen
iluvmen

He said foolproof, so I assumed he was a fool.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

In your degenerate fantasies maybe. You fuckers are like Mercy/Pharah shippers.

viagrandad
viagrandad

people still post this lie
Heh.

That he is. That he is.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What are some meme/troll champs?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

that 6/6/6 jinx tho

Ill be honest ive told an ad to fuck themself and left, but not in ranked
you put that shit aside in ranked

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

what role do you play?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The image you posted literally does not disprove the possibility of Ezreal and Lux still being a thing.

You legit can not be this stupid. Its not humanly possible.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

sion

Emberfire
Emberfire

Your right, it does not disprove the possibility, but it also doesn't prove it. This post writes, "Ezreal is canon straight with Lux," implying Ezreal is still, canonically, with Lux.

SniperGod
SniperGod

darius

whereismyname
whereismyname

What is going to counter pick mundo hard enough for it to be an issue?? His q is on such a low cd that u can spend the entire laning phase csing with it and not miss any unless the enemy laner starts tanking them.

The only way you do worse than going even on mundo is 100% player error.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

prefer top, morde and yorick
also play nautilus mid and support

WebTool
WebTool

finally got around to reading urgots lore
he basically just used to be darius
i really hope the update doesnt make his lore even dumber

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Your
This is the second time I wrote "your" instead of "you're" today. Am I getting Alzheimer's, /lolg/?

Do you think Urgot was a bara back then?

takes2long
takes2long

sure fuck it, I could see if we work well together

youve already seen my summoner name :^)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

darius
bara

darius shaves

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

be kindred
enemy team hard focusing me throughout entire game
build 3 armor items
teamfight
jump in the middle of their team
hard focus again
I'm not dying
they are taking damage from all my teammates
oh no low on heath
R
back to 1/3 health
they're all dead
Got me thinking, would full tank kindred work?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

well in his youth maybe. when he was made high executioner he was old enough to have had arthritis or some shit so they taped blades to his limbs so he could still execute people

Snarelure
Snarelure

Why are enormous breasts so amazing?

RumChicken
RumChicken

buy shen
used to find him fun when playing with friends
check his builds and stuff out on champ gg
sub 47% win rate everywhere
try him a few games
feel useless as my carries dont carry

guess lolg was right, shen sucks

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no
kindred is just trash don't play it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i liked him a hell of a lot better before his rework. new shen just feels a bit out of place to play. though he does have a lot more outplay potential now i guess

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

But I love me some juicy lamb booty

TechHater
TechHater

when you're playing against turbo cancer like riven/fiora or whatever you certainly don't want to go "even" since they can just out roam you and fuck your team up

5mileys
5mileys

I actually love the new shen design, i just feel he is incredibly team reliant and when you play solo its ehh

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw niggas still trying to say Ez is 100% straight after the Lux ship pretty much getting retconned

wew lad

MPmaster
MPmaster

Syndra takes skill

Methshot
Methshot

When you have a better score than SirNukesALot but you lose the game anyway
Even though you stole a fucking baron

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Well?
strawpoll.de/61sz932
strawpoll.de/61sz932
strawpoll.de/61sz932

w8t4u
w8t4u

what
yasuo is bad vs a few bruisers, especially vs darius

he was old enough to have had arthritis or some shit so they taped blades to his limbs so he could still execute people

what i really like about noxus it's their job security

kindred is supposed to build bloodrazors and runaan into black cleaver and frozen mallet so she is semi-tanky

also my last game our kindred could solo kill 30/6 jinx... we won

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why is Zed win rate so low?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

because Alles plays him

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm confused by this statement. Are you saying Ezreal isn't a twink? Because he fits the definition of one. I mean, what do you think Ezreal looks like?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

delet this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Ezreal is a bear

RumChicken
RumChicken

Troll pick my ass off in promos
3/7 placed in silver 1
Spend the next 40 games obliterating silvers and golds

Nice game dorito

Lunatick
Lunatick

Ill be honest ive told an ad to fuck themself and left, but not in ranked
you put that shit aside in ranked

really, you retards throw a game if somebody died once early?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Because he is not "press r to instakill" like a year ago.
He actually needs to not die in laning phase and roam because most meta mages like syndra and vik fuck him up.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

im pretty sure his most recent lore thing (the one about the temple exploration)
it says he's a ladies man and all the ladies love him. or something like that i can't remember or be bothered to go look at it

eGremlin
eGremlin

viktor is still meta

RIOT???????? GUT THIS FAGGOT

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

source?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

paheal trist + bard

eGremlin
eGremlin

implying mail monkeys have a say in lore

whereismyname
whereismyname

try to gank him
you can't
try to outfarm him
you can't
try to kill him
E alone chunks half your hp out

nice

girlDog
girlDog

It's some 3D plataformer. Something kinda like Banjo-Kazooie or Super Mario 64.

Title: Gnar - The Missing Link I know, super original but it fits just well.

Plot: You wake up from your prison of True Ice. The game begins when you meet Rengar. You have an intro fight with him to become familiar with the fighting aspect of the game. After that you're on a quest to find out who froze you and deliver an ass whoopin'. You meet Lulu, Corki and Ekko/Zillean as allies. You fight Lissandra and Anivia as bosses then to find out neither froze you. When Ekko/Zillean appears, he sends you back in time temporarily to let you fight the Watcher that attacked your village. You're able to meet your family for the last time then come forth in time again. Basically you created an alternate universe in which Gnar stays in his village. But the Gnar you control just returns to the timeline they had been playing all along.

Sales: Probably a hit if it had been launched for Nintendo 64 but I doubt it would be more than a $15 game on Steam with OK sales. Nothing too profitable but not bankruptcy material either.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Be a shen otp
5/10 games the jungler takes noc so I can't use my r
8/10 games they take riven for le ebin counter

Y'all know nothing of pain.

WebTool
WebTool

in silver people are actually ok at dodging abilities and sometimes have somewhat decent mechanics.

As soon as it gets to team fighting tho, they bunch into a big group and completely stop dodging, anyone else notice this?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Convince me this isn't the shittest asssassin in the game, I'll wait.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

first time going sion top. I'm against tryndamere

gimme a build path and what do i max first

Spamalot
Spamalot

tuesday or wednesday I think

takes2long
takes2long

Akali exists.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Go AP and do R > E > W > Q. Relive the old Sion days.

RumChicken
RumChicken

update

the enemy has no jungler so i MAY be up against both a camelle and a trynd idk yet

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Riot just made it so that when you get a kill you have to choose between gold or exp, you can't get both per kill.

Do you still play the game?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i am the bronzie who will surpass boxbox!

Illusionz
Illusionz

how is it going yet?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

but it was anivia who froze him

eGremlin
eGremlin

ive won a single game in like the last fifteen but i havent given up yet

Spamalot
Spamalot

In that case build tank and max scream.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums up

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Anivia doesn't use True Ice just Ice Magic. They're different.

TechHater
TechHater

thats it, im fucking done with dota 2.. im switching to lol even though i was 4.1k mmr... the state of the game makes me so fucking mad... lol graphics, and rigid role choosing make it so much easier than ME MID PUTA MIERDA :v

its like monarchism vs the state of nature... im willing to give up some freedoms just to have a little more organized game... besides, LoL is more popular in NA which is good.

any tips for me? i played mid/offlane in dota 2 and my favorite hero is storm spirit (insanely high mobility AP champ)? anyone like this in LoL?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Nope I need to have not seen it before and it needs to be Vlad x Vayne

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

youtube.com/watch?v=tzFSLU_pigo

:^^^^^))))

RumChicken
RumChicken

maybe just stop playing him if you dont want to commit for your 60+ winrate champion

perhaps LeBlanc is more your speed?

askme
askme

ME MID PUTA MIERDA :v
:v
Jesus fucking christ I fucking hate this shit and it's so fucking common in spic memeing

Skullbone
Skullbone

be jungle malphite
get early red steal and secure my whole jungle from hecarim
mid vik feeds kat, top gp feeds karma
already ganking a lot but tell them i will gank more and ask them to stop getting caught out
gp tells me not to gank, ignore him
karma over-extends top and i ult her
chase her for like 10mins getting her low while gangplank just watches
hec jumps in and ruins it
ask gangplank why he didn't just help because if he did she was easily dead
"i told you i just want to farm, stop ganking and i will farm easy" so i leave him alone like the little bitch wants
less than a minute later karma kills gangplank and i'm fuming
viktor feeding kat meanwhile
ask viktor why he can't survive for 2 minutes
"hec camped me all game and kat just jumps on me"
watch viktor
he goes through river alone when all of our tier 1 turrets are gone
goes through mid river bush and kat just walks into him because he's out there alone and she insta-gibs him
me, twitch, and sona just watch in awe

I am on a loss streak but this is probably the worst loss I've ever had. Is there a jungler I can play where I can carry people like this? This is getting ridiculous. Katarina was 24/2 btw.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

play fizz, give em the troll pole

Bidwell
Bidwell

whenever i see it i have a pavlovs dog reaction of going full fucking anger at anyone

Evilember
Evilember

High mobility ap champs:
Ahri
Kassadin
Fizz
Kassadin
Leblanc

hope u have fun

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

"2014-2015 ranked experience" :^)

how is it different from "mid or feed" or its modern version "mid pls :3"

TechHater
TechHater

Was this ranked? And if so what elo?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Oh and also I realize I built Sunfire when I already had Cinderhulk but I was honestly not even paying attention because of how bad the match was going.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

no

I tell an adc whos being overtly dickish to go fuck himself and roam the rest of the game
then we win in spite of him flaming and feeding

one death is normal, hell up to 0/4 ive seen comebacks from

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lulu is the CUTEST!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

thnx

King_Martha
King_Martha

gp tells me not to gank, ignore him

if i tell my jungler not to gank and he ganks, i:

- don't help him
- watch how he dies alone or have to flee
- don't secure the kill even if he makes the enemy low before his death

usually it's enough for them to learn the lesson not to gank me when i said not to gank me

Bidwell
Bidwell

Because it has ":v" on it, and you should be gassed if you ever use that stupid ass fucking emote

TreeEater
TreeEater

:v

SniperGod
SniperGod

Silver. I haven't been playing very long so I'm not a great player, but I really don't think it's possible to win a 3v5 match like this.

Gangplank absolutely refused to fight whenever I tried to gank for him.

I told Viktor to just go farm instead of fighting because he did no damage but he kept fighting and getting insta-gibbed.

If your jungler ganks and get's the enemy low to where you'd only need to use one skill to kill them, you wouldn't? Why? What's the point of giving up a free kill just to be stubborn?

Inmate
Inmate

tfw doujins i really want to read will never get scanned let alone translated
How do I cope, /lolg/?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Is there a way I can subscribe somewhere to recieve a mail to inform me when Riot will completely purge their game design staff and replace them with people that think that there should be other things in this game than EPIC BURST DAMAGE XD and EPIC SUPER DASHES AND BLINKS OF OUTPLAYS XD and EPIC POINT AND CLICK CC ON DAMAGE DEALERZ THAT ARE BETTER THAN THE SUPPORTS' CC XD

I just want to know when I'll be able to come back to this game.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

If your jungler ganks and get's the enemy low to where you'd only need to use one skill to kill them, you wouldn't? Why? What's the point of giving up a free kill just to be stubborn?

because i told you don't gank

that's also why your gp didn't help you

viagrandad
viagrandad

There's a lotta porn in the internet user, even for your sissy fag trash

Playboyize
Playboyize

I used to play Dota aswell. 3000 hours, but I'm sick of the game. Consistent silky smooth TWENTY FUCKING FRAMES PER SECOND, it's ugly as fuck compared to LoL, the map changes keep getting more and more horrible, and the recent patch was the straw that broke the camel's back.

Illusionz
Illusionz

But there's specific porn I want that I can't find anywhere else.

Emberburn
Emberburn

not him, but there's surprisingly little good trap/sissy porn.

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw there is Nagi Ichi stuff out there that hasn't been translated yet

suffering

viagrandad
viagrandad

I did it /lolg/ I got out of plat 5 and I got lux above a 29% winrate.

Methshot
Methshot

there's surprisingly few people who have mental illnesses and draw things that pander to their mental illnesses, or that are willing to get paid for drawing mentally ill things

mh...

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

learn japanese, buy them on paper

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

having to learn moonrunes
having to pay $20 for a 10 page doujin
And besides, I already checked all the places that sell it. They're all sold out, which means there's people who actually own it, but AREN'T PUTTING ONLINE REEEEEE.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i will give up a free kill out of spite and to be stubborn instead of just getting the free kill and being reasonable

Do you also throw a temper tantrum if your mom gives you veggies in your dindin? Because you told her you didn't want them?

Supergrass
Supergrass

trannies =/= cross dressing solely for sex

Lunatick
Lunatick

play support
feel the urge to suck a dick and have my team call me a slut

s-support players everyone

King_Martha
King_Martha

there is a lot of drawn tranny porn actually

TreeEater
TreeEater

how do i win a game 1v5 ;_;

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

why do you gank when you were told not to?

i personally say it when i am mad at the jungler and so him dying and being even denied an assist and getting mad will feel as a punishment for him disregarding my request not to see him in my lane

Lunatick
Lunatick

yes but most of the "doujins" throw in terrible fetishes (ie the trap being on top, playing with the traps nipples, sucking the traps dick etc) and shit like chindere has dogshit art

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

play support
feel the urge to call my adc a fucking retard who can't even secure a kill when i was tanking both their adc and support for 10 minutes

I don't think support is meant for me.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I know.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

strawpoll.me/11922664

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This is a fucking team game famalam. Just because you want to be a little bitch and not help during a gank doesn't change the fact you're actively hurting your chances of winning by antagonizing your jungler and not getting gold for a kill/assist.

girlDog
girlDog

play support
realize quickly before the game starts that my teammates are all fucking retarded autists and it is my sole job to keep my team alive for as long as possible so they can figure out how to kill the other team quicker than they kill us
the few girls that play this game usually queue up ADC as secondary role; they end up getting bullied by me and began to break down and cry while playing but at least they are suicidal enough to challenge and rightclick on anyone they come across
get reported by everyone on both teams

at least we won, easy fuckin game

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

not wanting to imagine going on a date with the Vladfag

viagrandad
viagrandad

why are most support players fucc bois?

happy_sad
happy_sad

why do you gank when you were told not to?

My ganks are orders, not suggestions, you little shit.

t. went to top 50 by jungling and never had any of ganks going wrong, especially not those where my laners pinged me back and I went in anyway because I don't take orders from them

Methshot
Methshot

Sissy fuckers are picky
Wew

TreeEater
TreeEater

I didn't die for it though. I almost killed Karma, but Hec came in and ruined it. I escaped safely. I was denied the assist/kill, but I still didn't do as poorly as him, so I feel worse for him than I do myself.

I'm not ganking to piss you off. I'm ganking because it's good for you and helps you grow big and strong. Like when your mom tried to make you eat your veggies during dindin.

But no. You'd rather throw a temper tantrum like a child and refuse to get stronger.

Firespawn
Firespawn

play a champion that simultaneously deal damage to everyone on the enemy team at a consistent rate

so like jinx twitch and mf are good for 1v5s
ive actually had a fair amount of Jinx games where im fed as fuck and actually 1v5ing because i tell my team to throw themselves at the enemy and just let me DPS and kill everyone

the enemy team was actually stupid enough to let me do it. though the issue was that we were continually sieged since my team never pushed and i just had to afk wave clear with runaan's and shiv

funnily enough we also won the game was having a cumulative lower amount of gold

basically, to win 1v5 you have to kill everyone at the same time

Nojokur
Nojokur

play support
rengo 1-shots my adc
he bitches at me for not using exhaust during the 0.32 secs in which he got killed

Techpill
Techpill

irelia: farm under turret, wait for outscale and kill him

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

he's bitching at you because it's no ones fault
rengo is legit broken
it's easier to blame you than riot games since you're listening
basically, there's nothing anyone can do cause rengo is busted. he can do that while not being fed. even if the adc is cowering between 4 allies with CC he'll still die

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Playing shen top
Win lane vs kennen
"Dude you won because you are playing a cancer champ"
His team backs him up on this statement

eGremlin
eGremlin

well the average human reaction time is like .225s so.......

girlDog
girlDog

so lets say that you have a thing for asian girls, but ALL the porn out there of it had to do with piss and shit

would you be alright with that and say that you shouldnt complain since it falls into your fetish for asian girls?

Techpill
Techpill

outscaling the best 1v1 splitpusher in the game

uhhhhhhhhhhh

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

thats not jax/tryn/trundle

whereismyname
whereismyname

Can someone make a Veeky Forums game?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

only one on my team who isnt doing shit
Vi makes sure I can't carry

Bidwell
Bidwell

those arent kayle

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I can't play adc, lately i've been spamming jayce and I have a 4.6 kda but only a 47% winrate so it's clearly not working out. Should I just forget about jayce if I wanna leave silver?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Darwin

Nojokur
Nojokur

R
Outplayed

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

not the canine of infinite stacks

idontknow
idontknow

i am fine if you can kill my solo laner without my help, i will farm while you are fighting

farquit
farquit

What is the story behind this?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

play kayle and go AP/onhit and just kill everyone
or pick great team fighting champions like kennen, rumble, malphite and force your team to carry
if not, then play a split pusher cause silvers can't deal with them properly
t. silver

TreeEater
TreeEater


stop playing adc
Yeah just play Karma Support

Firespawn
Firespawn

Pick sion support
Wait in tribush to cheese the shit out of the enemy botlane
Get full 1.25 sec stun on vayne
They insist on trading
It's obvious they are going to lose it
Enemy hecarim joins in
Triplekill at the 3 minute mark
mfw

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Ye

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

filenames time?

Soft_member
Soft_member

irelia main here

the matchup isn't as simple as you make it to be

yasuo wins lvl 1-2, so you should just stay back since you can't outpush him in the race to lvl 2

lvl 3-4 you should be bullying yasuo with 2 points in w

lvl 4-9 you basically have to snowball on him or you're not playing her right

if yasuo somehow gets ahead by jungle ganks and gets his pd, you literally can't fight him anymore until you get triforce

you also have to get a bork at some point since a yas with 100% crit, bt and mallet will beat you

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

fags all of u

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Cho'gath for some reason tilts the ever loving fuck out of yasuo players, they never seem to notice when they are silenced so just Q + R just dont forget to type "Outplayed :^)"

idontknow
idontknow

tracer is gay
wtf

That's like making a stereotypical gay character like Vi canonically ga.

i'm glad riot would never do that

right...?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

top 50

top 50 of what?
and if so, prove it

cum2soon
cum2soon

evolution

whereismyname
whereismyname

Vi is bi. One of the riot writers implied it on the forum.

5mileys
5mileys

found the autistic cuck

Bidwell
Bidwell

Tracer is gay
Jeez, I thought that was just shitposting

Sounds about right

Firespawn
Firespawn

Haha gre8 jojo reference
My sides are in space
The kennedy space centre
read the manga

RavySnake
RavySnake

Average human reaction time is actually about 300 or so milliseconds. Average gamer reaction time is 250 milliseconds.

Pro gamers, on average, tend to have reaction times of 200 milliseconds.

Furthermore, reaction times have been shown to be associated with IQ, so if somebody is slow to react, they are likely slow to think as well.

Sources:
scientificamerican.com/article/serious-brain-benefits-from-computer-games/
greenlab.psych.wisc.edu/documents/Increasing-speed-of-processing-with-action-video-games(Dye-Green-Bavelier-2009).pdf

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What did she evolve from? Miku?

Does she have a third stage evo?

MPmaster
MPmaster

you're doing the wrong kind of hooking

massdebater
massdebater

You're both wrong desu, if you know how Irelia's mechanics work you can beat him at most stages of the game. You are right that he will fuck you with 100% crit and BT though.

You can win levels 1-2 if you can dodge his Q. Also 90% of Yasuos with 3rd Q and ultimate ready will EQ onto you and you can easily dodge it with Q (plus R if you need to reset).

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

shut the fucc up nerd i passed highschool and got my diplona stop talking these words to me

likme
likme

Darius
I think it would be like a hyper violent Dynasty Warriors but with Noxians. Cleaving through dozens of foot soldiers and executing enemy officers and liabilities in your own armies. You could even make like Fire Emblem with Noxian champions and that would be awesome.

Lunatick
Lunatick

top 3 worst adcs
kalista
lucian
jinx

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Taric is just so obviously gay it hurts.

Twisted and Graves couldn't be made more obvious.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Learn nip you fucking pleb

cum2soon
cum2soon

Graves
gay
???

I can see Twisted Fate being bisexual, but Graves?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

do you like smashing nerds in lane?
daruis
do you like farming then smashing everyone?
Kayle

As a former season 3 mundo main, off the top of my head, Riven Gnar J4 Jayce Kennen Fiora and Darius will abuse your purple boi pussy. It's relaxing as fuck playing mundo but hes horrribly weak to anything thats not an other tank or Rumble

girlDog
girlDog

jinx is bad

silver 4? 5?

TreeEater
TreeEater

tracer is gay
for zarya?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

yasuo god here

a good irelia just claps me at 6 with spellblade

but I can poke her really well before that and maybe pick up a kill or force flash

Skullbone
Skullbone

They got their own Christmas card last year. Also read the whole Blidgewater event. You have to be blind not to see it.

girlDog
girlDog

Jhin

Gameplay is basically a mixture of Hitman and Dishonored. Plot is Jhin kills people because shady controlling cabal and art.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

For oc donut steel

cum2soon
cum2soon

can't play 90% of the heroes

nice game lolshits

to think i actually wasted time downloading this crap

askme
askme

jinx is good
hello bronze

hairygrape
hairygrape

Guy responsible for making Nidalee a clunky piece of shit is the same person responsible for the Akali gutting

Holy shit why am I not surprised.

Why is this retard allowed on the balance team what the fuck?

takes2long
takes2long

Furthermore, reaction times have been shown to be associated with IQ, so if somebody is slow to react, they are likely slow to think as well.
that's why professional sportsmen are such amazing thinkers "^)

DeathDog
DeathDog

No.
For some random redhead bitch.

TechHater
TechHater

he is doing god's work making these tumors unplayable forever

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Waaaah my op champs suck now
Waaaaaaah
Cry more cancer patient maybe death will take you away

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How long until Riot starts confirming some of their characters? Everyone is practically waiting for Riot to confirm Taric, TF and Graves, Vi and Caitlyn and etc so they can get over it already.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sounds like when Valve randomly decided to make Ms. Pauline gay after all the ship tease between her and Scout.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

this butthurt over some champions

Bronzies need to be gassed.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is my grandfather, marinerevenge, the oldest league of legends player in the world?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

not only gay but also bottom

iluvmen
iluvmen

enemy team has a twitch
blow him up at the start of every fight instantly
one time i go for vel'koz instead thinking he's a bigger problem for our tanks
twitch gets a penta

kind of a dumb champ honestly

eGremlin
eGremlin

You sound like a plat player who only plays fotm cancer picks because you have no inherrent skill in the game and need to abuse broken champs for that sick 5 lp per game

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Azir's straight
Lucian is married
Jhin is...gunsexual or something like that
Rumble has a crush on Tristana

Thats literally all we know relationship-wise that hasn't been retconned or denied

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What about Lux/Ezreal? Isn't that a maybe, maybe not kind of thing? Kat and Garen, too.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

is heal ever a good pick for a support

i cant seem to use exhaust well

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'M WET

Inmate
Inmate

you know they were meant to be rivals, right?

StonedTime
StonedTime

dominating enemy team
dealing shit loads of damage
talking trash, for the mind games of course
late game, other annie just flashes on to me and ults me while getting her self killed
we end up losing because no one else does damage
mfw

What's the fastest way to kill myself?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Vlad is sadisticsexual
Varus had a wife too
also wtf is gunsexual

JunkTop
JunkTop

constantly kill the enemy
but you never end
so you keep chasing for kills and let the enemy outscale
don't focus the full build or near full build adc
he kills everyone

blame yourself, not twitch. he's always been able to penta teams when left unchecked

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

if your adc is trash / picks barrier / ignite
exhaust is meant to be used on anyone who does auto attacks
thats it
and it scales in effectiveness the later the game goes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Mad, idiot?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

vayne: im carrying you
flash tumbles into zyra root and ult in jungle lanes

god help me

girlDog
girlDog

Kat and Garen is more or less confirmed from all the in game dialogs

hairygrape
hairygrape

Sneegy sneegy

TreeEater
TreeEater

no never
just fucking exhaust
when you get into a fight and the enemy adc will be cucked
if not the enemy adc, the put it on whoever's diving your adc

never take heal. it's better if you take exhaust and learn how to use it

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Who is that in the bottom right of the last panel?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You're forgetting about GarenxKat and EzrealxLux. Both are very much confirmed.
Rumble and Tristana were confirmed in that board game, the finale involves Rumble confessing his love for Tristana and Tristana agrees to go on a date or something.
Jhin is asexual or doesn't really care of sexuality that much to begin with. He likes murder though, so I guess murdersexual.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

D O
Y O U
R E A D
B L
?
'cause I really want a friend to talk to about BL.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Lux and Ezreal

I think that was retconned.

Kat and Garen

I forgot about them.

Varus

Totally forgot about his wife.

Gunsexual

Literally:

boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/miscellaneous/WUwqmxEZ?comment=0086

SniperWish
SniperWish

anivia, reksai, lamb

eGremlin
eGremlin

Not after the event. Graves literally saved twisted fate life because TF couldn't swim (lol). Also Graves ran miles just to find TF for something stupid if not any personal reason but the most compelling evidence is the fact that they were spending the Christmas togheter and even had their own card.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nah i just enjoy taking hot steamy shits over retards like you who go
mumu open who want

Methnerd
Methnerd

humanbenchmark.com/tests/reactiontime

Post your reaction time and your mains (and rank if you want)
Irelia GP Yi, Platinum 3

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

You're not even making sense retard.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

THIS one

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

is quinn adc good?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Can you bring the exact question about it. I can't be arsed to find it on my mobile.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

daisy!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

silver 2 veigar

MPmaster
MPmaster

try being less of a braindead silver retard

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Anything is good if you are.
I've made Darius support with Mejai, Lichbane and Deathcap work in silver.

Bidwell
Bidwell

/lolg/ agrees lux and ezreal was retconned

if you say that shit the talonxezfag will never leave

Evilember
Evilember

Twitch appears out of nowhere and rightclicks us all to death

(:

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Ezreal isnt gay either

Unless its for Taric

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It wasnt though, it was always a teased maybe thing.

The only people who deny it are the fags who want ezreal to be gay. God I wish riot would pull a tracer and confirm fucking I dont know, malphite canonically the only gay character so all the homos can go fuck themselves.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Taric is in love with Ezreal.

I like this.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm not a gay guy or even a guy, but when it comes to some big game developer announcing how they're going to throw in an LGBT character or gay couple in their game for a progressive statement, I laugh when it turns out to be lesbians.

Because 95% of the time, it's lesbians. Lesbians are fucking easy mode for forced progression points in gaming because plenty of teen males can fap off to lesbian shit. Or so that's what appears to be the case.

Call me when one of these major companies has the balls to throw in a gay guy or a gay male couple, the tears from teenage males getting pissy that one of their favorite gaming characters is some queer would be much more hilarious.

Booteefool
Booteefool

250
unranked

girlDog
girlDog

Shyvana, Nasus, Bard
Platinum V

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Plat 5 0 LP support main

Skullbone
Skullbone

the world of league of legends has smartphones
epic

SniperGod
SniperGod

gayfags beating their dead horse of a meme

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Do you have brain damage?

Firespawn
Firespawn

It was. Lux is not on ezreal related page any more

Flameblow
Flameblow

This is actually a horrible test for reaction time.

It's better to use the BBC's Sheep Dash game for these purposes.

bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

316
tryndamere bronze

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Taric's new lore gives room for TaricxGaren though. Or that they could've had a thing at some point.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

the leditship

plz go, id rather accept something shitty like the ez and varus ship than that insulting garbage

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

stop playing with friends
friends start winning games now

Nee hoy mee hoy

Playboyize
Playboyize

it's a joke my dude

Booteefool
Booteefool

Both are very much confirmed.
Why do people keep saying this?

Uh, I just re-read that story + Ezreal's new lore and no where does it say that.

W-will you hate me if I said I don't mind the ship?

5mileys
5mileys

What are the chances that we will ever see another Taliyah skin?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Taric pounds the shit out of Ezreals bum

TechHater
TechHater

gold v quinn main

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

zyra rumble singed, gold 2 last season, haven't touched ranked yet this season

Firespawn
Firespawn

Platinum 4
Ahri
Vayne

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

actually yes, that ship is fucking insulting and id rather see lux x ez than that garbage

yeah yeah, make a ragecomic about it and post it on 9gag why dont you

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Lux/cait
Plat 4

Soft_member
Soft_member

Not for several months

Jhin or Illaoi havent gotten theirs yet

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Taric x Ezreal is a joke, man. It's Taric trying to woo ezreal but ez is like no...

Talon x Ezreal is the real cancer.

DeathDog
DeathDog

What's the logic in stuffing every bronze, silver and even low gold into bronze?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

He is going to absolutelly destroy us isn't he?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

302ms Kayle g5

but im nearly 30 and ive had a drink

viagrandad
viagrandad

Ezfags mad about the only canon ship in league, taric x ez

LUL

happy_sad
happy_sad

will do thanks

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why do people keep saying this?

It was in the old lore. Chances are some of the old lore will carry into the new lore, I don't see why it wouldn't.

Though if I had to pick a guy to ship him with, it would unironically be Ekko. Both are teens, both have that polar opposite background/personality rivalry that could turn into a budding frienship under forced circumstances cliche and etc.

eGremlin
eGremlin

but he wasn't "unchecked", he was dead every fight and super behind in general. we had little chance to end because every fight ended pretty close but we were slowly pushing them further and further back

this was just the one time i didn't take him out instantly he right clicked our whole team to death in 4 seconds, including full tank gnar

girlDog
girlDog

oh yea i didn't even think about that

Lunatick
Lunatick

NEW
BREAD
WHERE

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums on na?

massdebater
massdebater

Diamond 2+ get placed in plat 1 is why

if you want to place wherever you ended last season, wait until gold is 25-30% of all players on op.gg

t. rank pro

hairygrape
hairygrape

braum/sion, level 13

askme
askme

Holy shit we have the next pro player in the making right here

RavySnake
RavySnake

Lucian is married
meantime heartseeker lucian ><

btw senna is a male name

Booteefool
Booteefool

veekyforums.com/thread/163298940/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163298940/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163298940/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163298940/video-games

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

well that's not actually the case but the logic is to keep the ladder competitive and reflective of peoples most recent skill

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lucian accepted Senna is dead. He is just trying to bring her out of the constant torture by Thresh and help her move on to the next world. Also heartseeker Lucian implies him with Quinn

hairygrape
hairygrape

well, in every fight but the last one
no point in arguing like this
just post the match history for it and we'll see for ourselves
unless, of course, you're exaggerating the circumstances and it didn't actually happen like that? either way, post match history/op.gg

Illusionz
Illusionz

kled

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