/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB39) - Merry Maker
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Beta_Version_0.39.1450.2

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
[YouTube] Paladins Beginner's Guide - Welcome to the Realm (embed)

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist)
[YouTube] Paladins - How to Play - Skye (The Ultimate Guide!) (embed)

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
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BTFO

haha blown the fuck out :)
fuckin rekt lol haha :)

>DONT WORRY GUYS YOU WILL GET THE CLASSIC CASSIE SKIN FOR FREE :)

My disgust for this bullshit cannot be contained within a single thread.

>SEETHING

I just got free 65 crystal after a match.
T-Thanks low-rez

>sprays can only be found in chest and are limited to one champion per spray
sure

>Tyra's best recolor is chest exclusive

Fuck

Glad I bought her recolor yesterday, no ribbons in my hair at least

I got 65 crystals and I didn't even have to play a match :^)

I got 65 crystals and I didn't even log in :^)

Tyra is absoltuely broken.

I have founder's pack, now I lost the nightbane hat.

did they remove the feedback form?

>Enemy Tyra is close to the point all the time, melts us and is generally a pain in the ass
>Tyra on your team tries to basically be a Kinessa and stand in one spot far away from the point, not even throwing the melt

>Tyra on my team gave up instead of helping take the point because they were tired of having to carry a Pip who thought he was a flanker

>nerfing gold gain in double gold event so nobody will notice

clever but... NOBODY WILL BUY YOUR FUCKING BOOSTERS YOU FUCKING JEWS

Ehhhhh

wait what?

I have 740 crystals with no real use because the christmas skins are kinda garbage.

Should I get the expo pack? It's not like I'll spend them elsewhere. Consider I main best girl __Ying__.

Is Tyra confirmed fo Buck food as I predicted earlier?

OB40 give cancer ! Do not approach !

You were retarded

Makoa chow. Anchor +one cannonball = dead Tyra.
And she has literally no escape option.

same here

>Mal'damba's snake has taken over his headless body.

W-what did hi-rez mean by this?

I got that from a free chest code that was posted here, only Christmas thing I'll get unless they give out more free chest desu

That's what I thought, mobility is everything.

is it only me or shen hua looks better without hair?
also, barik's face is different
is that the old model? because i remember seeing an old model of barik somewhere

Kek, Barik is so different. And Sha Lin looks like a gay Xaero.

...

>ran up against a team that was Tyra/BK/Kinessa/Skye/Cassie
>got completely fucking rolled because lolCauterize and Wrecker and our Androxus was garbage
50 Objective time should not be the goddamn best.

Pre-Christmas skin codes from Alyssa when?

Game is down now?

As soon as you leave the computer to do something else and won't return until they have all been taken.

At least, that's when it usually happens for me.

That we'll get to use before they're sniped by people who don't even say thank you?
Never.

>get into comp for the first time
>make pretty good clutch plays as ying
>drogoz buys aggression against 3 tank lineup and promptly throws the gam

>getting disconnected from the match loading screen and not being able to rejoin STILL isn't fixed
HI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ

So I think we can agree that Tyra is just a worse Viktor. I think they nerfed her grenades before release.

Only a truly Paladrone would've expected that Hi-rez would make the classic model free considering that they made Buck's old default costume Crystal-only.

I want evie to bash my face in with her bald head!!!!!!!!!!!

The classic skin is free you amazing pieces of living cancer. The skin is called TINDER, not TIMBER. Timber is the green one. The hairpiece belongs to that skin.

>EAC kicks me out during 3v3 in a heated match

Lmao

BR servers are fucking dead.
Also why do I have the flaming horse? Why did all my weapon slots unequip? How do you even fuck that up?

>come back, lose
>POTG shows
>just a black screen with fight sounds in the back
>nothing happens after

sausage

Verdict on Tyra? Fun or No Fun? Is that fire as strong as it looks?

What are quests?
\It says quests available on playing for casual but can't find anywhere where it tells me what they are

>playing comp

She is strong but the lack of mobility makes her effectiveness limited if the team has someone to counter her, the fire is op af pls nerf.

Tyra is quite fun but if the enemy has half competent flankers she's completely useless. You know how Viktor goes down if anyone simply looks at him? Imagine a champ without even a sprint ability.

Also the fire rapes Makoa during his ulti, hehehehe.

Fun to fight against as Makoa. Watching them desperately try to run away after you have hooked them is hilarious.

>first game I've had since OB38
>party up with some guy I met while playing
>crash in the middle of pushing payload in Ice Mines
>come back
>DEFEAT
>queue again
>I only know how to play Ying because I'm a shitter and it's too late to back out now
>prematch loading screen
>I get kicked out
>can't rejoin
>my bot probably did a shit awful job
>party up again
>queue
>other guy in party asks me to switch chars to use mine
>I don't because I'd be a burden playing as anyone else
>prematch loading screen
>it happens again
>kicked out can't rejoin
>get fed up not with anger, but embarrassment due to costing my team the healer slot
>bots playing support always do jack diddily shit
>close game
>don't even feel like explaining myself to the guy because I feel like absolute shit now

See you in OB41, where it most likely won't be fixed yet anyway.

>make macro to spam LMB 100 times per second
>Tyra is always mine

>still no wrestling related frontline in the works

Sasuke, cuckrez

300 CHEATERS BANNED EVERY DAY

Viktor's sprint is not a viable method of escaping combat idiots

Nope. But it's more than what Tyra's got.
Seems I keep getting paired against her when her team actually pays the fuck attention and they move as a unit. So it rarely matters.

>Have 700 crystals now
>Tempted to buy the hunter cassie skin

I barely even play this game, I could wait for a skin that's really good, someone stop me

FWOTDs

>tired of tyras in my team being shit and having 4 damages + 1 tank/supp
>pick tyra
>change last second

>Wrasslebronys

I think I might have just played with you. We still got rolled, if I recall.

Its a great tool for positioning yourself in a advantadgeous position.

post webms

Hey, don't call me a brony you jabroni

>someone using Gronk

fake.

I don't like her hair with the hat so I changed my mind, everything is okay guys.

>it's a "the entire enemy team is damage/flankers" episode
I feel... angry.

How can you be tired of a character that was realeased in this same day

its even worse when 3 people instalock flanks and the last one thinks for a long time and picks flank too
at that point you just go max dm since the fight is already lost and you might as well show those retards how to kill

>My team was made of 3 tanks and 2 healers
They didnt touch the point once

Veeky Forums hipster always going agaisnt the mainstream.

You know the best thing, though? Earlier, I had a team with a Cassie and Tyra, and I suggested they pair up to deal with the two flankers on the other team. They did not.
And this match I just played had us have our shit pushed in by a Cassie/Tyra team that was doing the exact thing I knew they would.
And the cherry on the shit sundae? Our Tyra went AFK after round two.

I'm feeling something weird while playing with this update, like the game got a little bit faster

so which one of them's gay

Slow dragon is only okay to play right now because of Tyra's spread

Fuck off. :)

fernando's probably bi at the very least

Flank/damage/makoa/pip are the only ways you can carry games though. If 3 retards instalock flank/damage, you can bet your ass I'll make it 4.

You're stuck in combat if Tyra reveals you :)

>Reduces healing by 50% (FIFTY PERCENT)
hirezzzzzzzzzzzz

>paired with Cauterize 3, it reduces healing by 140%
So does that mean healing actually hurts people now?

Good.

You can get it to 70% with cards.

>be maldamba
>stun lock a Tyra using her ultimate
good times, though there goes another new damage champion i will not be touching.

If this isn't bait, I'm assuming the calculation is done in two steps rather than one total.

>Burning = Original * 0.50
>Total = Burning * 0.10

Does cauterize affect it?

Wtf I can't login anymore after this patch
thanks low-rez
make everything so I stop wasting time on their shitty game

>"you're level 5 already, swithc pls so I can play tyra"
>"come on"
>"dude, fuck off, you instapicked her last game too"
>"this guy"

>implying I give a fuck

Well, as said, it's probably done in steps. So, cauterize would apply on the already-reduced healing rate, reducing it by a further 30/60/90%, to the point they might as well not even bother healing anyone.

>changes to makoa at the last minute
>"wtf dude"

ITT: cucks who can't afford Overwatch

new meta?

personally i fucking hate both games
i hate overwatch for being boring and investing more time than necessary into telling stories and making digital boobs
i hate paladins for completely ruining game balance with every coming update and adding more unnecessary shit to it

>Pip
>grover
nah.

>Tyra gets potg
>[VER] Bear witness to the spirit's chosen!
What did Mal'Damba mean by this?

oh, it's veg, not ver. still thought it was funny

>casual
come on now

Got my first POTG as Ying today, I'm feeling proud.

That looks like a bizzaro grove whose kit actually makes sense and is fun

>Androxus beated you in everything
>lol Buck is top flank because fuck you
Goddamn hirez get your shit together