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GRABBIN ASS EDITION

Lazy NEETS veekyforums.com/thread/163277753/video-games

Live Patch Notes
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PTR Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

Overwatch Dev Tracker
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Convert source mouse sensitivity
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Stats and Leaderboards
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Emberburn
Emberburn

hana song

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

have the angry hetcucks gone back to /pol/ yet?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

ITS A RUSSIAN TAUNT

MPmaster
MPmaster

syn nerf WHEN?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Sombra and McCree

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Ana nerf WHEN?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

be 2500 SR
quickmatch
get matched against 3500 autistic Genji mains with gold sword that solo my entire team and trashtalk all game

Why is this allowed again???(?)

I hope Blizzard goes bankrupt as a reward for their shitty balance and even shittier fucking matchmaking.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

genji nerf when?

Nojokur
Nojokur

HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

the only angry ones are faggots like you subhuman

everyone likes hot lesbians, because hot lesbians like dick too

faggots like you only like shit covered dicks and AIDS

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Reminder she is the only pure waifu

Soft_member
Soft_member

REMINDER THAT WIDOW IS THE TRUE POSTER GIRL OF OVERWATCH

SHE WILL BE SAVED

viagrandad
viagrandad

NTR SOON

hairygrape
hairygrape

who /PS4/ here? I just started playing yesterday

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Play Winston
Jump and kill shit
Feels fucking good
Genji dashes in to kill my teammate
Give him hot monkey dick
Sniper sitting up on a ledge
Give them the hot monkey dick
Zenyatta or Ana in the game
Cry

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

what is this? is that his wife and kid with a new sugar daddy?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Angela!

Skullbone
Skullbone

/trash/

WebTool
WebTool

Gay nerf when?

TechHater
TechHater

Pharah will always watch over you

If there are no hitscan heroes nearby

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

veekyforums.com/thread/163284795/video-games
How can Mercy be dating Genji when she's dating Roadhog

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Emily getting murdered by Amelie WHEN?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Pretty sure Widows seen some shit with those visors.

5mileys
5mileys

you forgot

reaper or roadhog in game
cry

likme
likme

HARD

Methshot
Methshot

All that shit about whoever a video game character fuck

Man, video game sure changed over the years.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Nobody plays Reaper

Roadhog isn't too bad

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

veekyforums.com/thread/163284795/video-games
It's just going to be more subpar SFM webm and gifs

Supergrass
Supergrass

Anyone else feeling sad after the latest comic because of Soldier, Reaper, Ana and Widow's sad days ?

It was just a reminder of what's to come for me in several days, I suppose.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

As sizzled as i am about best girl getting CLAMMED I'm looking at it from an optimistic view
NO WIDOWTRACER
NO PHARAMERCY
YES EMERGENJI
KINDA ANA76

Lunatick
Lunatick

gayboys are btfo again

lmao at ur shit lives

Booteefool
Booteefool

nice balls

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw tracer is gay

what a good day to be a tracerfag

girlDog
girlDog

posting it again

iluvmen
iluvmen

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why is Widow so perfect.

SniperWish
SniperWish

You mean if there's no good aim scan heroes.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

So is Russia gonna stop selling Overwatch because their main character is gay?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm sure there will be an influx of Widowmaker "Stealing" Tracer, murdering Emily in the process, to match or exceed the amount of her being lonely over no GF.

Such is the way of shippers.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Gay women are universally accepted

Gay men are not

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Just some random family being happy and loving eachother.
Reaper likes to look on and it makes him miserable.
Dudes got issues.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Tracer cheating on her gf with a gorilla when?

Emberfire
Emberfire

nice try chu

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bleu > other girls
Best girl.

RavySnake
RavySnake

REMEMBER

FEELS GOOD TO WIN FEELS BETTER TO RUB IT IN

REMEMBER TO LET THE ENEMY TEAM WHAT USELESS PIECES OF SHIT THEY ARE AFTER YOU WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEM

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Manlets

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I can't get over how beautiful Pharah is.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hanzo has a piercing in the right ear

what

did

they

mean

by

this

iluvmen
iluvmen

veekyforums.com/thread/163284795/video-games
Generally, I think res needs to be reworked.
For the most part, Mercy is a shitty hero with a great ulti.
If she gets buffed, res becomes too prominent. If she doesn't, she's stuck with a shitty kit.

Maybe rework it to charge much faster, but limit it to single target or very small AoE. Would let her keep the same general roll, make her better at sustain, but prevent res from become a undo-teamfight button.

Letting her use an untargetted GA for double the cooldown would let her get back in the fight a lot quicker, which is one of her biggest issues.

Giving her some sort of Pharah style vertical jump would also be great for when a teammate is up on a ledge or something, and would also do a lot for her general mobility. This is more of a person QOL request though.

idontknow
idontknow

UNKEKED

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

''HEY user, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE MOMMY A KISSSSSSS?''

SniperWish
SniperWish

beautiful

she has giant nigger lips how is that "beautiful"?

StonedTime
StonedTime

More and more, I'm beginning to think Pharah is really tomboyish

Nojokur
Nojokur

as it should be

farquit
farquit

You heard him.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

McCree spends Christmas killing an entire bottle of hard liquor alone at a bar

This is getting too fucking real for me to enjoy it

Bidwell
Bidwell

What did the update do?

hairygrape
hairygrape

veekyforums.com/thread/163277753/video-games

about the chronal thing, seems this short animation from a while ago was right after all, glad to know she can have sex without it and i'll be enjoying future sfm stuff with her chest uncovered

Methnerd
Methnerd

Roadrat ship alive and well
Not that bad senpai. It just means those who strayed for JackXGabriel will come back to God's light

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

no sym or lucio
BLIZZARD

Spamalot
Spamalot

who /moltencore/ here?

Inmate
Inmate

implying this doesn't make her more attractive

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

or Mei

SniperGod
SniperGod

stops right before the good shit
don't you cuck me user
don't fucking do it

TechHater
TechHater

It says here on your resume that you main support heroes... care to explain?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is it normal for Swedes to have big families?

Are they Catholics?

cum2soon
cum2soon

tracer is a lesbian confirmed
my fetish is lesbians getting the D

These SFM just got a whole lot better

iluvmen
iluvmen

Torbjörn haters btfo

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's her father, guys.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I always have to when my team never does.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yes, I like getting pozzed by toxic loads
Add me ingame MikeyEyez#1832
Bottom Lucio only

Illusionz
Illusionz

WE CAN'T SHARE THIS TO YOU BECAUSE OF RUSSIAN LAWS

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

When THE FUCK is biotic grenade getting nerfed into +50% -50% from +100% -100%?

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's fine for people to be happy that LGBT are getting representation, but the spiteful shitheads in these threads and on twitter/tumblr who aren't happy util straight white guys are scorned are the biggest fucking losers of all time.

If you're in the camp of "It's NEVER enough representation" you should consider killing yourself.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Pharamercy fags this desperate to damage control

RumChicken
RumChicken

wtf is biotic grenade?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

letting your team cuck you

Tell them to switch or you'll throw.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

But Mercy is my waifu.

King_Martha
King_Martha

too lewd for russia

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

nah senpai just nerf her Rof and reload

Methshot
Methshot

Pharah is Canadian
Wtf i hate Pharah now

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

veekyforums.com/thread/163284795/video-games
oh please fuck no

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Rein still might be Pseudo Guncle to Torb's kids
The dream is aliiiiiiiiiive

There has not been a better Overwatch comic

Soft_member
Soft_member

hot lesbians like dick too
I think that's wrong, user...

iluvmen
iluvmen

Torb is more ikea than human
he's a swede
those kids are his
They didn't say biologically
Maybe that's what all the banter is about
Everybody needs a hammering by jumbo dad from time to time

SniperGod
SniperGod

or dva

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

There was literally a +300 post in under an hour thread on /v/ full of /pol/tards praising Russia for blocking the content that just got pruned

eGremlin
eGremlin

Is it a crime to play Tracer in Russia now?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

It's Jack's son and his family. The guy is the one on the picture that Jack is looking at.

Reaper will kill them to lure 76 out of hiding.

likme
likme

Implying anyone can survive Reinhardt in the bed

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

2nd account

serious placements or throw?

Methnerd
Methnerd

look at the first images
mei is being a weather reporting climatologist
lucio and sym are genuinely missing, yes

Well its obvious she wasn't entirely egyptian the second I saw her commanche legendaries

whos surprised by this

Snarelure
Snarelure

Are you one of those kind of retards?

SniperGod
SniperGod

veekyforums.com/thread/163284795/video-games
so far talon's actions have been mostly the one attempted and one succeeded assassination of key figures in and around omnic relations so maybe something around that. my thought? and I'm just spit-balling but what if the Iris mandata and zen talk about is actually a virus disguised by talon. something that has a switch they control that they could flip once they have enough omnics under it's influence. they killed mandata because of the amazing press it would be and turned him into a martyr and tried to kill katya because of how she has the influence to figure it out.

widowmaker has an ass specifically constructed by the game devs to be impossibly perfect and shapely but I like Tracer's more. Zarya does have a nice one now that I look at it but clearly the best ass in the game is Genji

oasis is the next map and it looked finished from what I played on the ptr and there's another one set in korea if I remember right. next hero is confirmed doomfist yea? maybe some time next year

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't care about Pharmercy. I don't even really care about shipping. Tbh I'm glad it's not confirmed.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Pharah is half-canadian

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm Egyptian/Canadian
Wtf i love Pharah now

Supergrass
Supergrass

Goddamn Torbjörn's been busy as fuck.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Being this desperate

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

D.va had some banner ad playing on Winston's computer so probably doing something celebrity related in Korea since she's kind of a big thing over there

Mei is on the weather report on Winston's computer

massdebater
massdebater

The weird thing is that the two people in the picture don’t look like Jack either younger or older. Who the hell are they?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Canadian hero soon?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's alright, I don't even play Quick Play or Competitive anymore. I just play Arcade now.

takes2long
takes2long

What is Hanzo doing? I don't get it

iluvmen
iluvmen

when you win as D.Va
youtu.be/U7mPqycQ0tQ?t=47s

RavySnake
RavySnake

My question is, is Reaper kneeling or shit perspective and he's standing.

Either way it's just a really shit drawing of Reaper

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

her hands are free
doesn't use the reactor to turn back time a few seconds so she misses the trap

Nojokur
Nojokur

D.va is doing a xmas special stream.
Mei is seen doing a weather report
Zarya is on the same screen in front of some explosion, probably fighting omnics on xmas.
Lucio is the only one we don't know what he's doing other than the generic lucio concert poster.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

that's not what widow's cold attitude needs
absolutely mercy's kind of stress relief
Ana had a piece of that too and you know it
HAMMER DOWN ;)

takes2long
takes2long

cool

Emberburn
Emberburn

WHERE THE FUCK IS SYMMETRA

Evilember
Evilember

Reaper is sad because he'll never have a family.
He's disfigured underneath his mask, and was probably rendered sterile since he came back from the dead all sorts of fucked up.

Not hard to understand the scene.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Could just be a British thing to kiss your friend

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/TaZzeRK-2869
Roadhog main, GM
masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/264cb528c97ddc05
Support main, Plat
Really makes you think

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Overwatch

farquit
farquit

i-is this cannon?
pharah is taken and not an amputee? big boss knight destroyer killa reaper is homeless? soldier x ana, and not rein x ana? genji still has a face? mercy is actually ugly, like a typical mother? torb is the most alpha out of the OW cast?

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

askme
askme

magazine

Subtle. Is Symmetra famous?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

pushing ana76 instead of ana/reinhardt

K

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what is hidden MMR
Win-loss has fuck-all to do with your winrate for your first couple matches. You calibrate at a rank similar to your hidden MMR.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Call me when straight white guys aren't responsible for 90% of this planet's problems

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

How dare you appropriate my culture. If you were actually British, you'd know it's custom in southern and eastern parts of London to give someone a quick kiss on the mouth to let them know how much you appreciate them.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

now that we know shes gay approved we can surely say that she wanted to taste blueberry with a taste of the other gender, nothing wrong with that

farquit
farquit

Thick lips are sexy, user.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hana still single!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

that dude is probably gonna get fired now for losing all of those mannequins and the clothes they stole

Methnerd
Methnerd

;_;(\

TreeEater
TreeEater

Amelie
Emily

The fuck u doin Tracer

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

If that's Pharah's dad she's visiting then Blizzard just shot down both lol

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Fuck you.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

HARD WORK PAYS OFF

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw i want a second account but dont want to lose all my skins

askme
askme

that blue, cold skin
that voice
will love even after being mind broken
that beautiful figure
Love that blue.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They confirmed she's not an amputee a long time ago. Also that might be her dad, I assume a date though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The future
Swedes having multiple white kids

This is the good timeline

Snarelure
Snarelure

cyborg
basically a walking supercomputer
omnic
literally a walking supercomputer
writing letters like it's the 19th century
Why?

Flameblow
Flameblow

implying they aren't gay

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Is that a window with snow outside on the left side of that panel?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What the fucc, I LITERALLY only just noticed Scrooge McCree is in the background of the image outside the window looking in

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want Reinhardt to tell me stories.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Why isn't Ana with them though, maybe she's divorced?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

NOVEMBER -user ON SUICIDE WATCH AGAIN!

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yes.
It's Canada.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Straight white guys are also responsible for 99% of the world's luxuries. Good job on being stupid.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Not famous like some of the others, though through Vishkar she definitely has a level of fame and prestige.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

so how big is Rein's dick

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

you can't prove shit
they only say she has her limbs, probably frozen in a storage somewhere in her base

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

stop memeing and maybe you'll make it through his

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

HE IS LIKE THE DEMOCRATS, HE KEEPS LOSING

Emberfire
Emberfire

It's more personal or some shit, i dunno.

TechHater
TechHater

and 99% of the world's inventions

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Of course Genji has a face, didn't you see the animated short?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Hori shit. How did his hot wife manage to stay hot after popping out that many kids?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Ana's still an internationally wanted fugitive. She's laying low with Jack in some desert safehouse by the look of it. I assume getting to them would've been too much of a security risk.

Inmate
Inmate

what the flying fuck

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hard work pays off

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

reinhardt, d.va, roadhog, zarya
tanky, great damage, great utility, great ultimates

winston
squishy, no damage, no utility, shit ultimate

can someone explain why this is a thing?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

They can't use their e-mails anymore.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

be leaf
used to my country being irrelevant in pop culture, but always sorta hoped there would be a canadian in overwatch eventually
pharah was leaf all along

Feels good bros

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I love Pharmercy but they did say there was only 1 gay character right now.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

implying lesbians aren't just histrionics going through phases

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

So soldier and ana are confirmed a couple?

Flameblow
Flameblow

going to /v/
believing anyone on /v/ isn't just shitposting to get attention
implying the easiest way to not get replies is to get the /pol/ haters riled up

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

okay but where is y'boy!?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

PUMP
IT
UP

Firespawn
Firespawn

I prefer a tanks meta to a S76/McCree duo meta.

SniperWish
SniperWish

source? they are on a date and will have steamy sex afterwards, and phara will pop out that baby off a stranger
like mother like daughter

RavySnake
RavySnake

point
reply with completely unrelated point
"good job on being stupid"

It just doesn't make any sense.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

implying Veeky Forums is any better
you cannot discuss this game anyfucking where.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Don't you mean like chinese sweatshops are responsible for 99% of the world's luxuries

Soft_member
Soft_member

fuck off chu

massdebater
massdebater

Soldier and ana are relics that society believes are dead, so they can hang out together but they'd both rather be anywhere else (ana with her family, soldier in the past)

They might have banged before, but I don't think there are romantic feelings there now. Just two old soldiers with nobody else to hold on to.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

today... today the memes have won . i have purchased your casual kiddo action game . i have played one match with every hero and as it stands these are the most fun: hanzo, junkrat, lucio and symmetra .

i hope to see some of you fucbois around .
be safe .

WebTool
WebTool

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

If you thought you had difficulty discussing the game and avoiding shipping BEFORE this comic came out...

cum2soon
cum2soon

Her being half Canadian would explain her autism.

The only thing that would seal the deal is her making absolutely abhorrent posts on the internet or being visibly shaken by banter.

idontknow
idontknow

Implying sweatshops invent and design those luxuries

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I wish I got kissed on my lips by a woman that I helped

jesus what kind of fucking world do these shits live in? california?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Is there any way Winston can be made better at what he's supposed to do? He's too squishy to be a reliable tank or survive being near enemies, he's too weak to actually kill anyone, and jumping around only makes you a target from all angles.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I hope shes not

that will be blizzard literally pandering all the normiefags who are into yuri because they consider looking at a dick in porn to be homo

cum2soon
cum2soon

They live in denial.

Playboyize
Playboyize

So next years heroes are Africa (Doomfist) and Canada (Pharah's dad)?

Who's 2018?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Winston is fine, Winston's problem is other Tanks being too good, which is the entire game's problem. Tanks are too good.

RumChicken
RumChicken

completely unrelated

you must have a really small amount of brain power to think that

guess it's easier for an idiot to hate than appreciate

StonedTime
StonedTime

implying production comes from anywhere besides the people who literally produce it
White men taking credit for other people's work since the dawn of time.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

explain this shit she went from king's row to gibralter in no time flat and she doest have her time piece

eGremlin
eGremlin

so california then?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Just be Miro. He's the monkey king.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Pretty sure California is ground zero for the lesbians so it'd be more like Utah for this kind of "I-I'm totally not gay I swear" self-reassurance.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

holy fuck that face...

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want New Zealand and Iceland

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

She does though, the time piece is on the charger in the background so she must have brought it with her

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

She took the tube

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

She's a high functioning autist, she can't be baited or taunted.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

He's a specialty Tank like Roadhog, he's not supposed to be on the front line. But unlike Roadhog he sucks at his specialty.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Huh. Utah didn't blipped in my head.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

but you can clearly see she doenst have it with her in the picture

MPmaster
MPmaster

Is anyone else here mad not because Traces is a dyke but because she is taken?

I don't mind that she is Lesbian infact I am relieved she has never taken any dick.
Tracer is the game's mascot she represents overwatch and is supposed to be untouchable and pure.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Rein is everyone's grandpa

Teleportation technology does exist

happy_sad
happy_sad

If tracer is the gay one that must mean zarya is straight, blizzard since only one gay one
OOOO BABBY

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Tracer's hips

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Pharah is a native canadian

WTF I LOVE PHARAH NOW

Firespawn
Firespawn

making the gay one a woman so the guys will think it's """""hot""""""
sigh

Flameblow
Flameblow

I'd at least like his barrier to start the cooldown once it's deployed.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

C U T E
T W I N K
H E R O
W H E N
B L I Z Z A R D
?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

thinking that anarein stood a chance
thinking that 76 looking at a picture of some dude, and ana looking bored is 'pushing' them

You're retarded.

On a related note, was 76 stealth confirmed to be a fag? Is that a picture of his younger boy toy?

TechHater
TechHater

purest gay ship still going strong
Also I'm pretty sure the people were shipping Jack and Gabriel, not 76 and Reaper. This comic takes place in present time so it makes sense that they wouldn't be together in this comic. Full disclosure I think JackxGabriel is dumb but that doesn't mean the ship is sunk.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

mystery heroes is literally roll the dice to win
no limits is unplayable thanks to toilet witch
Wat do for ez lootboxes?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Isn't Lucio a twink?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

fuck off

RavySnake
RavySnake

since blizzard said*

eGremlin
eGremlin

It's Jack with white hair, looking like he's wearing a fishing vest with a young man.

No, it's totally not his son, that's too far fetched.

whereismyname
whereismyname

It's a picture of some lesbian bitch he used to know.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

1v1

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

They explicitly said there will be more than one LGBT character on the Blizzcon OW panel this year.

That being said I doubt they will put yet another lesbo, at least from the original 22/23 characters.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

^

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Bliz releases flamboyant gay character who actually works for the Eye Organization in Sombra's origin video and masks his true nature with sassy quips among the heroes
Yaaaas girl
Boy, bye

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If she didn't have short pink hair nobody would call her Zarya

I thought Canadians killed all the natives like a million times worse than than what happened to native americans

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Tracer takes off her time device, the only thing keeping her from fading in and out of time.

What..?

askme
askme

Hey retards, here's a big hint about the gay charcacters:

If gays are still getting killed in the countries they represent, it probably isn't them.

people thought it was Zarya

Bidwell
Bidwell

For you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

toilet witch?

Skullbone
Skullbone

How do you know she's not wearing it under her jacket?

WebTool
WebTool

Your computer will never engage party mode

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Making the generic peppy tomboy a lesbian

She was literally the most likely character to be revealed as gay. I don't know what i was expecting, desu. Kinda thought it was gonna be Lucio, just to fuck with people

idontknow
idontknow

She's not Tony Stark, it's not built into her.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

have you seen how bulky that thing is before?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

kek

Methnerd
Methnerd

no

Skullbone
Skullbone

He has a beard, so no.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Zarya was the only more stereotypical one.
But I bet they are saving her for the Transgender character reveal.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

apparently to be honest turns into desu when abbreviated.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

keep going, i wish junkrat was the gay one and not tracer ;-;

Snarelure
Snarelure

Why are they pushing homosexuality so much? The yuri/yayoi fanbase demand? The LGBQT SWJs?
I don't mind it but it just feels so forced and out of no where at this point.

At lease make it part of their story and bio since the beginning jesus fuck, stop pandering blizzard

Emberburn
Emberburn

Im glad junkrat is straight

Firespawn
Firespawn

comics
canon

WebTool
WebTool

AHAHAHAHAHAH

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The power of poorly thought out storylines strikes again

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

We don't know that user

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Russian character
transgender

haha

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they'll reveal them in due time

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

strawpoll.me/11922686

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's a christmas miracle, ain't gonna explain shit

Skullbone
Skullbone

Hey user, I got a pachimari for you!

StonedTime
StonedTime

I don't care because I never liked tracer and thought she was annoying.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

5'9"
Favelado
rollerblades

Lucio is incel.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

No, I do know he's straight.

Catering to fucking literally nobody but showing the world how progressive and inclusive they are. Nobody fucking cares.

whereismyname
whereismyname

You're just mad that reaper 76 is not canon yet

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

wtf is just a character, only one and they did it in the best way
just chill
sweden is safe and tobjorn have 7 kids how about that

takes2long
takes2long

Knowing /pol/ that would've been a way bigger shitstorm.

dark-skinned
latino
gay
vocally in favor of people living however they choose
activist musician who stole his technology from the big oppressive corporation
portrayed as a massively successful global artist

Lucio is already a social justice buffet, making him a homo would just be overkill.

w8t4u
w8t4u

In what situation would it not feel "forced"? I'm curious.

likme
likme

Assuming the russian would be the surprise gay

Even if she was gay the chances of revealing it to herself are slim to none, let alone revealing it to others. No idea how they could've revealed it without their entire game getting ragebanned in Russia. Besides, if they do anything controversial with her it'll be when she's revealed to have a fetish for omnics and uses miniature versions of his orbs as anal beads.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

kek

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Torb has ~8 kids
Torb has a highlight intro where he is riding his turret and his turret is shooting everywhere

Where you implying something Blizzard?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Again, I don't mind EXCEPT when they fucking tease this shit
like fucking grow up, just make it part of their character bio and personality from the beginning

StonedTime
StonedTime

I laughed, Well done user.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

t󠀀bh I don't know what you're talking about s󠀀mh f󠀀am

Booteefool
Booteefool

I wanna git good at tracer, how do I do it?

Do I play her like a D.va with 450 less armor or what?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ana not spending the holidays with her daughter
McCree and Sombra drowning their sorrows alone
Hanzo alone
Widowmaker visiting Gerard's grave
Reaper sulking at happy people

Methnerd
Methnerd

Nah, Muslims

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Im not a Pharmercyfag but if Pharahs going to fuck someone it should be McCree, so im happy the dream is alive

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pharah doesn't speak Arabic because she spent most of her time with her Canadian father and Ana was out killing people
It's like pottery

Evilember
Evilember

Little rat is best rat

StonedTime
StonedTime

the tank meta has almost nothing to do with tanks being OP aside from maybe dva. its mainly fucking Ana making healers useless and her ult turning rein into a literal 1 shot machine if your team doesnt have tanks to cc or take his hits.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

fuckin' saved

Get in close before using her flash
Remember that she flashes in the direction you are moving
Remember that her rewind heals her
Remember that she's for picking off squishes and for messing with Reinhardt

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not having ALL of winston's voicelines

HOW EMBARASSING..

5mileys
5mileys

Its hard to see any of this LGBT and PoC stuff as anything but pandering.
Remember when characters in film and games were black just because, And not to tick a box?

Just have it in their bio from the get go that they are degenerates and move on.

This is taking time away from creating new characters and maps

hairygrape
hairygrape

Don't ever stay in the enemy team's LoS. Stay alive. Be like an annoying fly while your team pushes from the other side.

Methnerd
Methnerd

you would still be fucking complaining if they just dropped "also she's gay and lives with her gf" when none of the other bios talk about romantic relationships

SniperGod
SniperGod

Fighting Genji makes me invariably, unreasonably mad.
I know he's not even that great but the fact that he can run away whenever things are going bad for him pisses me off.
How do you deal with him when you are not Winston, Mei or Roadhog?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm just glad that the amputeefags will finally shut the fuck up.

eGremlin
eGremlin

She was in the Egyptian military so she's gotta speak it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

poo in the loo

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Pauvre Windowlicker.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ragebanned

Retards need to go and stay go. Having gay characters in media isn't illegal in russia. It simply raises the age rating to 18+

askme
askme

I got the peanut butter voice line, that's literally all i need whenever i'm forced to play him on random mode.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why isn't Tracer gay "just because"? They're literally made up people so they can make up whoever they want. They made up that Tracer was gay. What's the difference here?

likme
likme

A distant dream, so near, yet just out of our reach

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Pharah has some dick suckin' lips right there.

We also need R34 of the ginger in glasses, STAT.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Mm-m-muh representation

Who honestly gives a fuck about sexuality anymore. God damnit I hate when this shit is shoved in my face.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Does this mean widowmaker has some emotions? Seems like if she was completely brainwashed she wouldn't be visiting a grave, who is probably her husbands.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

veekyforums.com/thread/163284795/video-games
OFFICIAL SUFFERING TIER LIST
Updated

PTSD Tier
Soldier

Picking up the pieces of my life tier
Ana
Hanzo

Alcoholism tier
McCree

Traumatic childhood tier
Pharah
Zarya
Winston

I accept what I am tier
Genji
Reaper

All I know is the good work tier
Reinhardt

Incapable of emotion tier
Bastion
Zenyatta
Widowmaker

Normal or well adjusted people tier
Mercy
Tracer
Lucio
D.va
Torbjorn
Mei

I do what I want
Roadhog
Junkrat
Sombra

Emberburn
Emberburn

Pharmercy OC will die out
reddit.com/r/pharmercy/comments/5jezzx/pharmercy_confirmed_not_canon/
NOOOOO

Emberfire
Emberfire

Straights so fragile that

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Jarate

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Literally this. Big brother fucking his autistic blood unrelated little sister is top tier

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

They ban the comic in Russia because it had a lesbian in it
Implying they wouldn't go apeshit if the woman that's supposed to represent Russia turned out to be a dyke

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Its hard to see any of this LGBT and PoC stuff as anything but pandering.

If you're delusional, sure.

Techpill
Techpill

kiss a girl on the lips.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Shipping never dies, user.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

theres an entire subreddit dedicated to this shipping

holy shit fuck this world

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

6 stockings and like 9 kids
??????

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

torb spending Christmas with his hot wife, best friend, and 9 kids
what a pimp

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

thick lips are generally considered cute
I really don't get how someone doesn't understand tha

King_Martha
King_Martha

This is taking time away from creating new characters and maps
How?
How does saying
this one's gay
take away any time?

takes2long
takes2long

McCree drowning in alcohol because he doesn't have anything else

askme
askme

She speaks arabic, you mong. She was in egyptian military and ana writes her a letter in arabic

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the comic and writing team coming up with this stuff takes away from creating new maps and characters
implying you still wouldn't be whining about how "forced" it is that Tracer is gay if it was in her bio when none of the characters save widowmaker have their romantic relationships mentioned

you're the same brand of dumbass that thought clones in smash bros took up "slots"

Techpill
Techpill

London Clock Tower going Clang
Not Bong

What kind of fucking bell is that, Big Bem?

Fuck this topsy-turvy world loves

Firespawn
Firespawn

She is not autistic

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Next up,

hanzo is redeemed
hanzo redeems amelie

I have hope, this is my otp.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Pharmercy
Into the trash it goes.

Inmate
Inmate

You let him run away and then do the objective

TreeEater
TreeEater

do you even human?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

MFW finding out Tracer is a cannon lesbian
We all know this is pandering shit but lesbians are okay in my book also completely explains a lot of things about Tracer.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

In prison

JunkTop
JunkTop

Now every time I see Tracer's face, I also see that redhead bitch's dried pussy juice on it. Is that why Tracer wears those goggles? To not get it in her eyes during an intense carpet munching session

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

that image is wrong because nanomachines heals whatever ailment she has.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Does widowmaker regret killing her husband?

Illusionz
Illusionz

I don't care because Tracer is a fictional character and her sexual orientation will not stop me from masturbating to her (with my penis)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

all the butthurt comments
all the denial

Those people act as if their dumb lesbo ship was something they were entitled to. There was nothing in the game or in lore outside of it to imply Pharah and Mercy were in any way close to one-another. I am glad Pharmercy fags got BTFO today.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Only a brother's love can redeem the dragon.

girlDog
girlDog

Hanzo doesn't walk around with his nipple out year round

farquit
farquit

caring about the "story" in an fps

Methshot
Methshot

Are you retarded? The comic wasn't banned. Blizzard chose to not translate and publish it in russian

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

McCree probably hits hardest. He's a pretty cheerful guy in-game, doesn't strike me as the type to have literally zero friends or family.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Pharah eating dinner with her father and Mercy receiving a letter from a friend makes them not canon

???

w8t4u
w8t4u

Tracer was probably the least likeable chick in the cast anyway. If it was Mercy or Mei, I'd be a bit peeved.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Shhhh, don't ruin his personal narrative.

RumChicken
RumChicken

cheerful
what
he's good at putting up a front, but hes anything but cheerful, considering the shit at blackwatch he did

TechHater
TechHater

Get off of /owg/ Jennifer.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Mei's love interest probably thawed out and starved to death in one of those pods.

farquit
farquit

Genji is drawing a hentai commission for a client. He's really famous in the hentai community but he uses an alias called NotGenji

Snarelure
Snarelure

Dude he literally sounds like he's about to cry in half of his lines.

Emberburn
Emberburn

D.Va being a-okay

Treating literal warzones like they're a game is not well-adjusted, nor is buying so completely into your gamer-idol persona that you never leave it.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

i felt like i got shot when i saw it too cause i wasnt expecting it but then i became immensely happy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

that fucking drawing

Holy shit how did this get past quality control?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

those Gency jerks
Chu must be having a field day.

5mileys
5mileys

Since when are Torb and Rein best bros?

w8t4u
w8t4u

i only get art done of overwatch sluts in lesbian situations or solo so who cares

as long as it isn't a faggot guy

Firespawn
Firespawn

Um, owg babs how the fuck is Symm balanced?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Tracer being well adjusted

wew lad

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

father
the delusion and denial is so strong

lmao

phara is taken, shes banging cock on a daily like she did in boot camp

FastChef
FastChef

Punished Mercy
A support rejected by her team

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Implying they don't double-team his mutant gorilla dick

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Was that Pharahs dad she was having dinner with in the comic?

This comic obliterates so many fan theories.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

MADA MADA!

Techpill
Techpill

always
Torb took care of Rein's armor

Emberfire
Emberfire

No one wants Mercy thanks to Chu.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Can someone explain why the fuck she's sad? She killed him.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

tracer is a canon lesbo

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY WAIFU IS NOT A FUCKING DYKE RUGMUNCHER FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

lucio ball new years event comfirmed

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

McCree and Sombra having no one in their lives who they're really attached to it so instead go into a random bar and run into each other and decide to drink together despite their opposition to each other
This is cute

happy_sad
happy_sad

having worst girl as your waifu
serves you right

Bidwell
Bidwell

go back to /d2g/ you fucking flower

Methshot
Methshot

user doesn't regret killing anyone

Emberfire
Emberfire

user, GenjixMercy is confirmed. We've known it was a thing, at least behind the scenes with the devs and everything but it's official.

Don't fucking be a Zutarra.

Flameblow
Flameblow

le forced tomboy please the SJWs

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Who said she's sad? She just remembers him, whether she has any feelings about it now or not.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Its safe to assume

Only members of old team that made it out unscathed, worked closely together Torb basically being Reins personal smith
Rein acting like a cool uncle to Torbs kids
Spending christmas together

There's no way they aren't BFFs

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'd assume so unless she has a thing for older men in Canada

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

eating dinner with a man that is clearly much older than her
Ana is in hiding

What else do you expect Pharah to do?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

no 'normal' clothes Hanzo skin
no Blackwatch McCree skin

Wtf is blizzard even doing?

Since always. They have top tier banter too

Techpill
Techpill

Zarya spends her time going home and planting flowers on a grave and heading to get her gun tuned.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Pharah being Canadian is/would be cool.

But Mikazuki Augus is still the best thing to happen to Canada in recent pop culture.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

brainwashed into becoming a sociopathic killer and murdering the love of your life against your will
this won't have psychological repercussions at all

Spamalot
Spamalot

Tracer is a fully licensed pilot and Overwatch gave her an airship

RavySnake
RavySnake

Still pure.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Okay but who the fuck is this?

This nigga lookin 50 years old

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How is that confirming anything. Can Genji simply not be grateful to Mercy for literally saving his life?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Only makes me harder

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

sad
shes laughing and can't wait to go back to take the D just like the NTR mindbreak doujins she was inspired from

w8t4u
w8t4u

The Overwatch world canonically has flying cars everywhere and she's a trained and licensed pilot as another user said.

massdebater
massdebater

Papa leaf

Inmate
Inmate

Pharmercy is dead but not because of anything we saw with Genji or Pharah's dad/boyfriend.

It is dead because 3/10 female characters being lesbian is way out of proportion. I expect there to be a couple more characters revealed as LGBT/added to the game, but Pharmercy is all but dead because the "representation quota" has already been more or less filled.

likme
likme

Has any major gaming news site written about Tracer yet? Those are normally run by nu-males and tumblr whales so I assume it will happen if it hasn't already

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Holy fucking shit the forums are a salt mine right now.

I have zero problems with the comic, but hoooooooooooooooly fuck the salt. I knew this would happen if they did canon relationships, but damn.

Emberburn
Emberburn

tracer STILL trending
almost 100k

Emberfire
Emberfire

WHY CANT I AIM WHY DO I ALWAYS FREAK OUT WHEN IM SHOOTING I CANT SHOOT ANYONE I MISS IM AFRAID TO SHOOT I RELOAD AFTER EVERY BULLET I WANT TO PUT THAT ONE FUCKING BULLET THROUGH MY SKULL FUCKING DIE I WANT TO DIE

TechHater
TechHater

blizzard said they only had one lgbt character
that was revealed to be tracer
everyone else is straight

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

better question

why is she in leafland?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It's a "garbage pail team uses it being QP as an excuse for being bad" episode

I hate reruns

FastChef
FastChef

no 'normal' clothes Hanzo skin
no Blackwatch McCree skin
event themed skins were a mistake
maybe they'll start making lore related shit again in the summer

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

people playing Widowmaker on KotH
in fucking Lijian Tower

Now I understand why people hate her.
She's my favorite hero but I have the common sense to fucking switch when it's clearly not working.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

HOW
LOW
CAN
YOU
GO?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Tracer celebrates Christmas with her sister
How does this make her a lesbian again?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

all of them...

Flameblow
Flameblow

pharah's husband

SniperGod
SniperGod

IS SOLDIER 76 LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF HIS DAUGHTER OR SON?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Her dad, what do you think?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Zutarra user. You are being a Zutarra fag. Please don't do this. It's highly embarrassing.

Only women are this delusioned over a ship.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's Lucio with a new haircut.

Lunatick
Lunatick

The amount of denial is pretty hilarious.
There are some posts about how it was just a 'friendly kiss on the mouth', and how they're obviously just roommates.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

As a top 500 Straight Male

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

See for a fairly valid interpretation.

Would make those Legendaries of hers make sense at last.

Playboyize
Playboyize

All of them have

Methshot
Methshot

Symmetra probably, I guess her gun and turrets looks like toilet porcelin to that guy. It makes sense too if you remember back when all torb was a thing and you'd just walk in to 6 level 2 torbjorn turrets at the first choke and back in OW early days it was hard to coordinate the proper counter because people still generally speaking had like 0 clue how to play the game. So correct me if I'm wrong but right now I'm guessing in no limits the team on defense just runs 6 symmetras and with the new turret cap you're looking at 36 symmetra turrets under some choke that your arcade mode no limit teammates (aka people who actually made their account like 2 hours ago) will keep funneling through.

Methnerd
Methnerd

i made a meme

let me know what you guys think :)

TreeEater
TreeEater

Sister
You kiss your sister like that? You incestual fuck.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Blizzard said Pharah's father we hadn't seen before and were waiting for the right place to implement it
who dis nigga who look bout as old as ana

really makes you think

TechHater
TechHater

they have multiple, confirmed last blizzcon

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I've heard her sigh and whisper Gerard's name before a match on Illios, though I don't think it's map dependent.

So yes.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Lads....

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

anti-lesbos are literally asking to be cucked by a male

Talk about degeneracy. Fucking disgusting.

whereismyname
whereismyname

this seems way more likely

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

She left a rose

Booteefool
Booteefool

Pharah being half Canadian makes that image make perfect sense. Her dad is all the family she has since Ana is with 76.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

looks like a romantic dinner

They fug. It's probably that guy from her comic

w8t4u
w8t4u

Link, preferably via pastebin or something that doesn't give them views

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Listen I understand that Blizzard is in support of the LGBTQ community, but why make Tracer lesbian? There was already a massive controversy over a victory pose because younger female players view her as a role model. They then countered this by replacing the victory pose and adding Zarya, a lesbian hero. So, why then do they now need 2 gay heros? Honestly I believe it is a massive publicity stunt. There are even those whom are gay saying the same thing. So really why? (for the record I am a strait white male)

WebTool
WebTool

It happens when she takes a hit that almost kills her, and when she respawns

RumChicken
RumChicken

Implying
Implying shippers or fanartists give a shit about canonicity

Canon can give fuel to those who it supports, but it does little to halt those it does not.

DeathDog
DeathDog

This. I want to put my penis inside Tracer even more now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

not knowing that girls are can be cured by the dick

lmao

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

When you only block some 10,000 damage with Rein because the enemy team shits all over you and your shield
Yeah 2v6 sure is fun, but I wish my teammates would at the very least thin them out

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

this thread

Denial aint just a river in Egypt.

takes2long
takes2long

are these the types of insults people use on tumblr

Inmate
Inmate

McCree has LITERALLY NO ONE to spend christmas with

I could understand sombra cause talon's gotta keep hidden, but McCree?

I hope Sombra and McCree become friends, it'd be kinda funny the dynamic between a hacker and a man who is so archaic he probably still has a flip phone

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

His fuck buddy

Snarelure
Snarelure

Will Tracer be banned in the russian version of the game? I hope so because russians tend to be laggy, and there Tracer benefits from lag

SniperWish
SniperWish

someone edit in a picture of a lonely nerd in front of his pc so i can feel part of the overwatch family plz.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Are you literally retarded

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

this user can't possibly be talking about twitter
let me look at twitter
its fucking twitter
GODDAMN IT WHO FUCKING CARES

GO TWEET ABOUT ISIS
GO TWEET ABOUT OTHER THINGS
GO TWEET ABOUT HOW YOUR SUPPOSED HEARTS AND PRAYERS ARE FOR THE GERMAN PEOPLE
FUCK YOU
THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

fucking Jooz know how to market their shit
game is on sale
pure coincidence

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

first game to have an LGBT character
There are gay characters in another games long before Overwatch was even in its concept stage. Gaming Journalism is fucking retarded even when its about its favorite shit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

POST EM

Nojokur
Nojokur

buy game yesterday
totally suck with most of the characters I play
pick junkrat for the first time
proceed to go positive every round and win like 10 games in a row

Is this normal?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you live under a fuckin rock mate?

Techpill
Techpill

It's been trending world wide for hours

WebTool
WebTool

Tracer was more or less on the short list they could use. She's also the most stereotypical.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Stay salty cake boy. Your ship has sailed.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

its been trending all day

i seriously dont get it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Widow NTR Emily by forcing herself on Tracer
Tracer joins Talon through lesbian mind break
Double team D.Va

M Y
Y

D I C K
I
C
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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

why the fuck do i freak out when im aiming god i cant fucking do this anymore i just cant keep up and give up i dont have faith in my ability to kill anyone fuck my life i just want to put the bullets through my autistic skull

Playboyize
Playboyize

A candle doesn't make something romantic user.

Either Pharah is half Canadian, and is spending Christmas with her father in Canada. Or Pharah specifically has a fetish for Canadian men who are much older than her.

Methshot
Methshot

Awful shit happens on the daily, let people just be happy about this briefly

WebTool
WebTool

Lel fuck aim pick a tank.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This desu

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

probably

these:

are textbook tumblr posts

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

People still find gay characters to be a new concept, for some reason.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The Polygon article had some hilarious tweets from salty Pharmercyfags in it.

You know you have fell too deep int othe tumblrhole when even Polygon is making fun of you.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this was me in s2

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Hey anyone know how far apart in SR you can be to group up and play competitive together? Is it 1000 or 500?

TechHater
TechHater

its mostly gay people being overjoyed for some reason

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Junkrat shits on bad/new players.
I also picked him in my first game just because Demoman was one of my favorite TF2 classes and got the same results as you did.

Later on you will find out that he can do a lot of damage but can't secure kills, which does more harm than good because of how ultimate charge works. Also your ulti is one of the worst in the game but bad players usually die to it anyways.

likme
likme

I can work with this
I've made out with 2 and fucked 1 supposed lesbian
t. straight white male

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I thought for sure Lucio was the gonna be the gay one, would've made more sense

Playboyize
Playboyize

Honestly I didn't even see it from that angle.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Dinky little lantern for light
Tacky table cloth
Fucking frozen outside
Old TV hanging in the corner
It looks like some dinky old diner. What about that screams "Romantic"?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Leaf here, can confirm we usually put candles on the table for christmas dinner.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

"Are you literally retarded" is a textbook tumblr post
so you are, got it

TechHater
TechHater

It's the biggest character in the biggest game of the year being canonically gay. That hasn't really happened in vidya user

FastChef
FastChef

1000 when someone is diamond or below, 500 when master+

Lunatick
Lunatick

Junkie's a good complement to a team, simply because it's just raining death for the enemy team, plus you can cut off choke points easily.

It happens, man. Enjoy it while it lasts

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

you live in a time where degenerates are taking over

It's not a good feel... Christianity... Jesus Christ, please save us from these abominations.

w8t4u
w8t4u

So now that Tracer is a fucking hellbound degenerate, I need a new waifu.

I'm thinking Pharah or Mercy are the purest among the cast. Mercy is cuter but a little too old, and I really like Pharah's personality, so I think she's my new waifu now.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Reinhardt nerf when?

Snarelure
Snarelure

who fucking cares? why is that important?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Do you guys think Brigette thinks of Rein as a father or a bf?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Blizzard, I'm coming for you. The days of the Kike is over.

Firespawn
Firespawn

TRACER IS GAY IM SO HAPPY THAT BLIZZARD DID THIS
t. straight male normiefag that can only fap to yuri

TechHater
TechHater

This whole thing reminds me of Zutarra. All these years later and those shippers still can't forgive or forget.

You people are running headfirst down an embarrassing and dangerous lolcow path.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

No, see, here's what happened.

Sombra has a crush on McCree
She knows he always spends Christmas alone
Was going to go in and play it smooth, drink with him, and let whatever happens happen
Shows up at his usual watering hole
He's already piss drunk and passed out
Ends up drinking her failure away

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's not even a candle it's a dinky little lantern!

Booteefool
Booteefool

pretending to be religious on Veeky Forums

What did he mean by this?

massdebater
massdebater

this is a problem how?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Yuri is as pure as it gets retard.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

if tracer and widowmaker are gay then explain this
drive.google.com/file/d/0B10y4ollWTv2cF9Jcko3bWI4SEk/view

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Nerf the only person who can hold a shieldwall

Maybe if they added a hardlight-building character who can just create structures, then maybe

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This trigger the /pol/cucks
youtube.com/watch?v=D47nrthHF2E

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Caring that much

Move on m8.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I care. And as you can see on twitter so do a lot of people. It's nice seeing characters you care about share similarities with you

w8t4u
w8t4u

This would be pretty perfect if it didn't have black lipstick, it looks so fucking tacky.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

he doesn't have problems with pandering
typical male scum

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

WHY IS HER GIRLFRIEND CIS AND WHITE
WTF BLIZZARD YOU PATRIARCHIC FUCKS
THIS IS 2016

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Evilember
Evilember

Pharah's only like, 5 years younger than Mercy.

Not to mention, Mercy's immortal. As is Widowmaker.
Widowmaker is ostensibly the better waifu, as she is eternally devoted (Even if she's brainwashed and can't really express it) while Mercy is more dedicated to her career than she ever would be to a husband.

Flameblow
Flameblow

You can remove one (and only one) hero from Overwatch, who is it?
Hint - there is a correct answer

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Please stop embarrassing yourself.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

New Overwatch hero Zapp announced. Counters Tracer.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It's just a kiss. It's not a big deal.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Reporting in

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

cyberpunk-based character goes out of control with makeup and visual design
wow stop the presses

hairygrape
hairygrape

Mentally-ill fucks come out of the woodwork like rats from the storm drain the second you give them even a shred of recognition. Making your sexual nature a part of your identity is a symptom, not the illness. The illness is being a worthless contribution to humanity, giving nothing and existing solely to seek out hedonistic pleasures.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

gotta learn to accept the things you cannot change

TechHater
TechHater

I'm just happy she wasn't CLANKED

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

good lord

whereismyname
whereismyname

reminder that no one cares about lesbians

it's the most popular porn search for men

faggots and the other degenerates are mad as fuck that it wasn't someone else

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

abandoning his waifu because she is now gay

Nope.
You will not be allowed to be one of us just because your waifu was ruined, we saw Pharah first.
You are stuck with Tracer and it serves you right for not recognizing best girl from the very start.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

mfw overwatch lore is going to turn into the new warcraft lore
there's just going to be an extremely vague plot, like so vague that you can barely tell its there, because if you looked at it up close you'd realize that it is completley beyond words unspeakably bad
it will literally start raining contrived plot devices every time a charachter opens their mouth to give any expositionary dialogue
they will write themselves into such a corner that they will literally stop giving a shit about plot holes and write shit that goes completley against some shit they wrote 6 months ago
every major story event will be telegraphed for literally years in advance
no face for this pain

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I mean the fapping to Yuri part

Overwatch + Yuri=HOT

takes2long
takes2long

SHE WILL BE SAVED
Never ever in Blizzard lore was a bad guy saved.
It was usually good guys, who got corrupted and this is pretty much a one way route with no return.

massdebater
massdebater

is it some sort of complex? i dont see a new game or character and go "man, i hope they are straight like me!!" especially when it doesn't affect the gameplay at all

idontknow
idontknow

I noticed that her skins also change her eye colors Noche turns them red. I don't care about the lipstick I'm just glad there's a skin that doesn't turn her into a neon light shot

hairygrape
hairygrape

post yfw Winston is subtly trying to zap Tracers gay away

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

outing yourself as a tumblr whale this easily

wew lad

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Reinhardt

WebTool
WebTool

What did Genji say in his letter to Mercy?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Fuck off.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fat fuck net-nigger.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

its fine and okay, just the pnadering part I am not okay

they should had just targeted the audience to the yurifags at this point, they could go full blown yuri instead of just "tease teehee"

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD THAT THINK THIS IMPLIES 76 HAS A SON

I literally can not comprehend such autism.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

faggots and other degenerates are mad as fuck

lol no they are not dude

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Robot Lesbians
And now I'm disappointed she wasn't.

Why did you have to put this in my head user?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Never ever in Blizzard lore was a bad guy saved.

hurrr

cum2soon
cum2soon

Thanks m8

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

now SJWs are going to ask for fruity ass Tracer costumes

hairygrape
hairygrape

Reaper is literally me

Methshot
Methshot

Why won't Blizzard address cancer strats? Especially in shit like mystery heroes

Firespawn
Firespawn

Of the clock, reaper is homeless.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Who's in the pic if it's not his son?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

don't speak for me, I am pissed as fuck and I love delicious cock and wished genji would get canon ships too

farquit
farquit

That'd be cute if it were true.

iluvmen
iluvmen

It's just a nice thing that makes me enjoy the game a little bit more. If it makes people happy, why is it a problem for you?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

these threads are full of faggots roleplaying as /pol/ because there is no gay man

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WHY THE HELL DOES MEI STEAL OTHER HEROS VOICELINES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS NOT OKAY
WHY THE HELL DOES MEI GET A BRAWL BEFORE TRACER

WHY IS MEI'S VOICE SO ASS

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

So what young, self respecting lesbian wears fucking Crocs anyways

Illusionz
Illusionz

The whole comic has a bit wonky perspective.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

WHY IS MEI'S VOICE SO ASS
not using jp mei voice
your loss dude

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why was Lucioball so much better than this trash?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I dunno, maybe some random fucks Reaper noticed are happy and he isn't.

happy_sad
happy_sad

So is Rein Torb's father-in-law?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Tracer Brawl
pls no

1 v 1 Tracer is already my least favorite thing in the game.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I suspect Junkrat doesn't care about who he fucks as long a she gets laid
that or he has a thing for explosions

Roadhog just creeps me out

RumChicken
RumChicken

comfy

whereismyname
whereismyname

Reaper look disproportionate as fuck here.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

lesbians
fashion
If it ain't plaid, it ain't rad

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

All mei is cancer but all tracer is even more cancer

cum2soon
cum2soon

not 1v1 Bastion

That shit took years off my life

hairygrape
hairygrape

I want to have sex with Mei.

Is that okay with you, /owg/?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Of course the gay character had to be a female, their main target population are males after all.

FFS when is our first canon male homosexual??

Skullbone
Skullbone

She shouldn't be, she's a god damn corporate spy.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

reinhardt confirmed for beta male

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Zarya, a lesbian hero.
What

TechHater
TechHater

Since you dummies can't remember anything

Look at the hair, look at the jacket

Now look at my image in the upper left

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

a fucking leaf
Day of the Rake when?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

because i dont get why it makes people happy, and i feel like it's for the wrong reasons

a characters sexuality, in games or tv/movies, does not affect my enjoyment of them

thats why i think its some sort of inferiority or victim complex

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

she

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Why don't they get better artists for this shit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Is that reaper's family?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I was thinking a 6 tracer race with obstacles and melee attacks to temporarily slow the enemy

a la Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari sports high

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw McCree and Roadhogs continue to ruin Tracerfags in game

She already has the most costumes

Tracer brawl
Would be terrible desu.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Junkenstein > Lucioball/Snowball Offensive

Junkenstein was so much better than the other two. I've only played Lucioball and Snowball like 5 times

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Never you faggot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Not even close man

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want the black chicks, and the entire bottom row to be implemented.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I said he the other times,
we all make mistakes sometimes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why is being Jack so suffering

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

actual /pol/ here and not the RPing homos who have been pretending

no one cares about lesbians, no one

everyone jerks off to them if they are hot, or just ignores the gross dykes

what the kikes want to do is force faggot men on the world to further emasculate men and make them question themselves

this is also why cuck porn and anal sex has been pushed so hard by kike owned porn studios

5mileys
5mileys

I hope they got some quake, tribes or unreal inspired playstyle between those characters

inb4 pharah

I want more. give me a shock combo hero.

TreeEater
TreeEater

These lootboxes are fucking rigged I swear to god

Emberburn
Emberburn

That's even stupider

Nojokur
Nojokur

i just realised something

zarya seems like a really obvious choice for a gay character because of the stereotype, which means that she's the shittiest choice of them all

however, considering she's russian, wouldn't that turn the tables and make it the best choice, at least in terms of shitstorming?

likme
likme

I don't get why they even have a story in this game. It's like giving CS a story - it serves no purpose. It's a fucking shooter.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm a medic. I have ethe right to reat any patient I want, first.

Except you don't, triage motherfucker.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm not saying it doesn't fit, I'm saying it would be better with a reddish tone or something.

Yeah, that's pretty neat.
Red eyes and the green eyes in Peppermint are my favorite.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Cuck only became a meme after moot was in a picture with some asian chicken.

Its quantity hasn't changed at all

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

inb4 sombra is bi

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You can get from london to gibraltar in like 23 hours by car right now.

They have floating spacecars that probably go crazy fast.

Not only that but there's never any indication that Winston preparing his place and Tracer shopping and being lesbian are happening at the exact same time.

askme
askme

so like, make her some pussy riot shit? I can dig that

Firespawn
Firespawn

cuck and anal porn have been going on for decades

this is not new and does not contradict my statement

SniperGod
SniperGod

why dont they make everyone bi and shut everyone up

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

yuri on ice already did it

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'm a straight male and I like analysis porn. Guy fucking a girl in the ass that is not gay porn. What's wrong with anal porn?

Nojokur
Nojokur

huh really makes u think

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Making a gay russian character would be like poking a beehive.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The American and the Mexican are together drinking booze.
What does this mean?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Practice McCree aim seriously all last season
Finally get to top 1% accuracy for McCree, top 1% headshot ratio, top 500 crits per minute
McCree isn't nearly Meta

Hard work doesn't pay off after all

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Couldn't you just say Crash n' the Boys Street Challange

Evilember
Evilember

Ara ara~ You want nudes from an old woman like me~?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

People enjoy it, so it has a purpose.
Though I'm thankful it's mostly through outside stuff instead of being implemented in a way that would interfere with the game.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I need healing!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Literally not even close. The person 76 is with looks very young, and 76 appears to be wearing a generic fishing vest in the picture. And people saying it's the guy with the mohawk from the old OW team picture, it's not. He would look much older as Jack already has white hair in the photo he's looking at, it does not match up.

You are reaching so far and so hard for 76 to be gay it's fucking unreal at this point.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

it's an act of sodomy, a specific faggot sex act

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

if i was a creator this is exactly what i would do

w8t4u
w8t4u

OVERORGY

WHERE NO GAME HAS GONE BEFORE

STARRING YOU : AS THE INITIATE

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'd be ok with this because she's the least attractive girl so her being lesbian isn't a loss

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You can still be a decent back-line DPS with McCree, but you'll be lucky if you get a third of Soldier's damage.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Most characters are assumed straight so you never think about their sexuality. When gay people get characters like them they're happy because they're just like them. It's just a matter of simple empathy, user.

Inmate
Inmate

meh, that shit translates well into Widow / Soldier
the former is ok in QP
Soldier is in every game, ever

also, remember, it's Blizzard balancing we're talking about
cowboy will be back in a few months

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

make LGBT characters not to give people more representation but because I'm a spiteful little shithead

You're the worst type of fuck in our movement. I fucking hate people like you.

Evilember
Evilember

Sombra likes McCree. She knows where he drinks. Went to go get drunk with him, but she was too late and missed her chance.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Couldn't remember the US name, thanks

DeathDog
DeathDog

Based /pol/ dropping a truth bomb like always

Hot lesbians are pretty white bread these days, they haven't been the fashionable, progressive, edgy choice in at least a decade.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

WHY WEREN'T THESE OUR CHRISTMAS SKINS

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK BLIZZARRRDD

MY DICK FUCKING HATES YOU SJW's AND PCFAGS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it's a conspirancy to make men fags
...why

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Nice tummies

Spamalot
Spamalot

veekyforums.com/thread/163277753/video-games

It's not impossible for that to happen.

I know a couple who both have bright blond hair and both their kids have black hair. If both parents have a history of other hair color there's a good chance.

happy_sad
happy_sad

pharah is taken
Probably her dad. Kind of strange if Pharah dates someone in Canada when she lives in Egypt.
soldier x ana, and not rein x ana
It's always been Soldier x Ana

Playboyize
Playboyize

Opposite end of the bar
Together

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I like the dick version. no homo

Methnerd
Methnerd

As in real life, having variety in our characters and their identities and backgrounds helps create a richer and deeper overall fictional universe. From the beginning, we’ve wanted the universe of Overwatch to feel welcoming and inclusive, and to reflect the diversity of our players around the world. As with any aspect of our characters’ backgrounds, their sexuality is just one part of what makes our heroes who they are. From the very beginning of our work on Tracer’s story, it just felt right to make this an aspect of her character.

tfw blizzard designed tracer to be gay from the very beginning
tfw she was the very first character designed

amazing

StonedTime
StonedTime

you can pander while showing class

DeathDog
DeathDog

in our movement
judging from twitter thats exactly what people from "your movement" want tho

Supergrass
Supergrass

a loss

You were never going to fuck her in the first place, dweeb.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

If you're that consistent with him you should be able to out pace most soldiers regardless.
and if you can't that level of accuracy should be fine to transfer over to soldier

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How does she afford that apartment? Where does she get money from? How are there orange sleeves under her jacket if she's wearing a white t shirt

TreeEater
TreeEater

his fetish isn't sluts
I can't help it

Skullbone
Skullbone

Maker of Widows

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Mcree
JUST LET HIM BE HAPPY FOR ONCE

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

+1
This is what bothers me about this whole thing. People are acting like Blizzard is paving the way for social equality by making Tracer a dyke, when people have been doing that for ages. If they really want to be "progressive" in the genre either make her bi or have the reveal be a gay guy.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

romantic dinner
that tablecloth
that oil lamp

No way it's probably the only restaurant up for business serving the military and Canada is where Phara's squad has been dispatched.
That guy must be the guy she saves in her comic short.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

McCree translating well into Soldier

Soldier is entirely tracking, McCree is mostly flicks

Widow is kinda similar to McCree but she gets screwed hard by D.va in this meta

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

take that back faggot

happy_sad
happy_sad

Get that whore away from Pharah.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

get ready for some cozy QP
grab some beers

lose two games and get tilted
ON QP

what the fuck do i do tonight

Playboyize
Playboyize

where did i even say that m8

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is this general really only about shipping now?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

from the very beginning

Not quite.

Maybe Tracer in her current incarnation, but the concept of a class with her abilities was a thing back when Overwatch was only planned to have 3 classes instead of two dozen and the Tracer class back then was a man.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

This picture is a blatant falsehood. Her panties were cream colored.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Where did they say this? Source?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

yes
you can't discuss this game anywhere. Veeky Forums,/v/, reddit, official forums(fucking lol) you just can't.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw you will never manifest destiny Pharah

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You're asking this right after the big gay reveal?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Blonde is recessive to darker hair colors. It can certainly happen, but it's pretty rare. More oft than not it's the milk man.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Why is Reaper hiding from his family?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Isn't the assumption that Blizzard is trying to be 'progressive', rather than simply making Tracer for bants without trying to make a statement, proof in itself that lesbians aren't normalised enough and therefore need more representation?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

this makes me think that people only liked the San Juniperno episode of Black Mirror because they were lesbians and that makes me sad

viagrandad
viagrandad

If they really want to be "progressive"

They don't.

They know most of the people buying their games are straight dudes. It's always been this way and will probably continue to be this way for a long time. They are just marketing to that demographic. Blizzard has consistently put sexy females in their games. The only "agenda" they have is that they want to squeeze money out of lonely nerds, like most vidya companies.

Bidwell
Bidwell

He's watching a random couple that look like jack and ana

WebTool
WebTool

I can? Well then i don't.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

veekyforums.com/thread/163277753/video-games
The simpler solution is that Reinhardt's hair was once red also

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He is not hiding from anyone. His ult is just on 99%.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

lol its just qp
im just fucking around

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Tracer is gay
now kind of want to play Tracer

Fuck, Blizzard got me.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

If they really want to be "progressive" in the genre either make her bi
everybody from that spectrum hates bi's, I don't know why either nor do I care

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yes, it does.

this is also why cuck porn and anal sex has been pushed so hard by kike owned porn studios
Cuck porn isn't pushed, and anal sex is normal sex you retard

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

and the Tracer class back then was a man.
tracer is a trans lesbian confirmed

good old cuckaku

kotaku.com/our-thoughts-on-overwatchs-tracer-being-gay-1790338620

Lunatick
Lunatick

example

talk to me when a male is actually gay, fucking blizzard pandering fucks

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Reminder that Tracer is now the purest heroine

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

NO WIDOWTRACER
NO PHARAMERCY
Implying

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Jack is old as hell and Gabriel is a ghost
Why

massdebater
massdebater

do it, im playing the fuck out of tracer right now

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oh it's just qp you say?
oh okay :^)
picks absolute worst characters for the situation

Methshot
Methshot

they made tracer the ebin fake minority figurehead
she'll always like dick in my heart

JunkTop
JunkTop

Playing QP on volskaya Defense
See a tracer blink to the back of point B
Communicate it to my team
some guy responds
"Dude, its qp, who cares?"
I'm so sick of this being the excuse for everything.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Somba wants the McCree dick.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

enjoy him still posting until valentine

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Got my ass ripped apart for an entire week
Literally every single stat tanks with no way of getting back up
In QP

Soft_member
Soft_member

you walk in on your waifu cheating on you with Mercy

What do

Inmate
Inmate

mystery heroes
attack
your team is two hanzo two widowmaker
fuck

Evilember
Evilember

Soundquake when?

WebTool
WebTool

Are you actually trying to discuss the game?

We have lesbian characters to debate, take that shit to /v/

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It could be 76 and his dad when he was younger. The older guy probably isnt 76 because 76 is kinda fucked up under his mask

viagrandad
viagrandad

No, but I see what you're saying. What I'm getting at is that the issue with the queer movement is that classifying it (and they built this reveal up to be some big thing) as atypical only further enforces the heteronormative environment that we currently have in today's media. The fact remains that gay men are more underrepresented in comparison to gay women, and that it would therefore be more "progressive" for Blizzard to push the boundaries in this way. The real way for them to make change, however, is neither of these things.

The issue I have here is that it's less about being progressive, and more about them pandering to the sjw crowd while simultaneously taking very little risk. If they were to push gay men, then it could very well cause flack for the company and hurt the brand. It's because lesbians are more accepted that they went with that route, as it is far less dangerous to the brand, and to Blizzard as a whole. It's a very smart business move, but it still nettles me.

The real way for them to enforce change would be to have characters just be gay/lesbian and not act like it's a big deal. Because it's fucking not.

cum2soon
cum2soon

anal is not normal, it is a faggot sex act

cuck porn isn't pushed

spotted the faggot with the blacked account

idontknow
idontknow

Mercy is cuter but a little too old

She's not even 40.

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfwywn force Tracer to undergo conversion therapy until she breaks and begs for cock

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

QP
cozy

Only cozy gamemode is Mystery 6v6

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

she is

I bet you think she blackmails powerful women for financial favors instead of sexual ones

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Reaper looks like a fucking KEK.

Illusionz
Illusionz

cuck porn is only pushed on /tv/

Lunatick
Lunatick

Only one tank not in the top percentile
Winston
People still say he's fine

Methshot
Methshot

See

Emberfire
Emberfire

Who /tilted/ here

RavySnake
RavySnake

check twitter comments
40% saying "why are people complaining tracer is gay, ugh"
60% "yaaay I can't believe tracer is gay, I can't believe it. Thank you blizzard, im so playing her"
0% complaining about tracer being gay
what

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Any patch notes yet? For that ~350 MB patch.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

glad I'm not the only one who know's these feels

just because its QP doesnt mean it has to be like, offensive bastion quad dps level painful every game

And it's just the same when those retards are on the other team and you cant help yourself from compulsivley yawning as you push the payload through the whole map completley uncontested in under 3 minutes because the other team like, doesnt even really understand the rules

Soft_member
Soft_member

Someone should draw art of Sombra licking Ms. Volskya's face up and down

haha

takes2long
takes2long

thats because anyone with some common sense sees this as absolutely fucking insignificant
twitter is shit anyway

Bidwell
Bidwell

cuck porn isn't pushed
spotted the faggot with the blacked account
where the fuck do you go that cuck porn is at all prevalent

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

newsflash

/tv/ isn't the target of porn studios

Snarelure
Snarelure

Best fantasy

Soft_member
Soft_member

The real way for them to enforce change would be to have characters just be gay/lesbian and not act like it's a big deal.

You mean like the comic they released where they kiss for one panel and it isn't a big deal to anyone but twitter?

girlDog
girlDog

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752466918

That's the only announcement for today

Methnerd
Methnerd

GENJI AND MERCY CONFIRMED

SOMEONE REPLACE SOLDIER WITH GENJI

TreeEater
TreeEater

D E N I E D
E
N
I
E
D

FastChef
FastChef

git gud nerd

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

also being buddies with german crusaders

Supergrass
Supergrass

Whenever I play Mercy, we lose. I get like 15k heals, keep my team rez'd, but we always lose.

Is it because I'm playing such a shit hero?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Nerf dva shield to half duration

The shit is literally retarded

iluvmen
iluvmen

Who's the boy next to Hanjo?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

whole websites dedicated to nigger on white, and it goes beyond porn

every time you see an IR couple it is nigger and white girl

you can't go through life as dumb and blind as you are now son

RavySnake
RavySnake

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752466918

Mouse 4 no longer controls backwards menu navigation, preventing conflicts with other functions that might be bound to that button

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HOLY FUCK THANK YOU

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What did they mean by this?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Dva does everything Winston does but straight up better.

King_Martha
King_Martha

every time you see an IR couple it is nigger and white girl

hahahahha

Soft_member
Soft_member

yea and there's whole websites to being raped by a dragons scaly dick, I don't much see your point

takes2long
takes2long

The real way for them to enforce change would be to have characters just be gay/lesbian and not act like it's a big deal. Because it's fucking not.

Show me where they made it a big deal.

I agree with you that showing gay relationships as something special simply further reinforces the idea that it isn't normal, but you're still assuming that Blizzard is inherently trying to be 'progressive' or 'pandering to the social joowoos' and not just choosing for Tracer to be gay for no reason other than it felt like a neat decision, no different than deciding she should be brunette rather than blonde. You come off as overly pessimistic.

askme
askme

whole websites dedicated to nigger on white, and it goes beyond porn
yea....and? there are multiples sites for every fetish imaginable

every time you see an IR couple it is nigger and white girl
No, no it's not.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That's only because the only person in the meta that he can fight right now is Lucio, and everyone else fucks him.

Evilember
Evilember

No one who's anti-gay is going to complain about them being gay because one, lesbians are like, gay-lite, and two, if you DID make some objection to it, you would be shouted down and it wouldn't even be worth it anyways because it's just one water drop in a huge ocean.

WebTool
WebTool

tiny tim

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Mystery heroes for me is either "no tanks on your team" or "five tanks on your team"

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

what the FUCK i loved this

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Just do the best you can. If you still lose, maybe it's your teammates

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I'd agree if they didn't tease that one panel for fucking months. Other than that though, yes. All things considered, I think they handled the situation fairly well. It is the internet, however, and I am therefore entitled to bitch about very little with great fervor.

cum2soon
cum2soon

every time you see an IR couple it is nigger and white girl
yes and every single one of them are together because of interracial porn on the internet
not because they like eachother or anything, no
behind every single one of them is das juden who puppeteers them together

likme
likme

I know Reaper is seen as the edgelord of the OW heros but I genuinely feel for the poor guy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

that's a huge gift I bet it's lego
little gordito shit doesn't even know how expensive lego is

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

head over to blizz forums for some of the lovely anti-gay tracer butthurt

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Reaper got cucked. His old wife thought he was dead and re-married

Supergrass
Supergrass

every time you see an IR couple it is a nigger and white girl

that's every time YOU see an interracial couple

Most interracial couples I see are between latino and white people because I live in Texas my dude.

Spamalot
Spamalot

The real way for them to enforce change would be to have characters just be gay/lesbian and not act like it's a big deal. Because it's fucking not.

That's what they've done though. Tracer isn't kissing someone on the cover of the game, she doesn't have a "I luv the ladies if you know wot I mean m8" in game quote, she just has a girlfriend in a complimentary comic. She's the same person she's always been, and also gay.

farquit
farquit

I don't get this, did he drop to his knees because he saw something unexpected or is he just sneakily creepin?

5mileys
5mileys

Did the guy that always avatarfags with Genji/Tracer pics kill himself after the news?

likme
likme

never go full fujoshi.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Reaper is sad because they remind him of jack and ana

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

this is the reason I am so pissed
fucking pandering

Flameblow
Flameblow

WHY DOES HANZO HAVE A WHITE CHILD?

RumChicken
RumChicken

every time you see an IR couple it is nigger and white girl
Confirmation bias.

You only notice those couples because for some reason it means something to you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Fuck you faggot

DeathDog
DeathDog

try out mystery heroes
3 bastions on the game at all times, no matter the team

Yeah, "random" heroes, sure.

TechHater
TechHater

I feel you but the tease was just a literal who saying something at a panel I didn't watch

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fuck, always wanted it to be Rein.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Pls. Have you seen that ape kill Symmetra turrets? he is bad tho

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why do you think he's edgy in the first place?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yeah but they did it to the most recognizable character in the franchise. They could have made junkrat gay and squirreled him away in the back row but they did it to their franchise character. It's still just smaaaacks of a gimmick and I have a feeling that overwatch's entire plot for the history of the game is going to be "tracer is gay and everything else plot-wise is undiscernable" because that's usually how blizzard lore turns out, as well as a feeling that making tracer a lesbo wasn't really THAT bold because its not the 1950s anymore and we can stop pretending like a character being gay is like super original and earth shatteringly bold, but I think doing it to tracer is enough of a relative risk.

massdebater
massdebater

gg retards

the VAST majority IR couples in media is nigger and white

you cannot dispute this

Emberburn
Emberburn

Mystery Heroes is fun but fuck it sometimes

already have 3 healers
die and become another healer

JunkTop
JunkTop

anti-gay tracer butthurt
they are thumbed downed like crazy while those in favor are thumbed up
what I am saying is that the majority are beyond happy with the pandering blizzard handed out

now just to wait for the wave of yuri drawings

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tease that one panel for fucking months

they mentioned it at two blizzcons in response to questions asked by fans during those Q&A sessions

where else was it "teased"?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lel

Soft_member
Soft_member

yeah i can

you live in a reality depicted by twitter screengrabs and handpicked shitty movies of we wuz kings and /tv/ memes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

my team always seems to have multiple mercys
enemy team always has double zarya or d.va

Not to mention one of the maps being Hanamura

Methshot
Methshot

It's simply not worth the time or effort to sit out 2 full fucking minutes to reply to cumstains that just want (You)'s

TechHater
TechHater

3 healers, 2 tanks and a dps is fucking unstoppable family

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

idk it looks kinda like a kiss on the cheek to me, which is kinda common between women here.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Definitely am coming off as over-pessimistic. Tbf, I'm even referencing twitter messages I saw in passing on this board, so who knows if it's even true.
Makes sense then. That is what I'm referencing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

rekt

Firespawn
Firespawn

People aren't happy that Tracer is gay, people are happy their porn is now canon.

Most of the players of this game are lonely men

WebTool
WebTool

tracer gets a long drawn out several page long sequence that essentially reaches a climax plot wise when she kisses her girl lover
every other character literally gets a fraction of a page
Its basically HEY LOOK TRACER IS A LESBIAN: the comic

MPmaster
MPmaster

tell me how often you see an asian man/white female in movies

indian man/white female

even latino man/white female

you don't see them

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

he thinks it's anti-gay people and not just shitposters

god people are retarded

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It has already begun. Let's see if I remember how to cross-board link.

desuarchive.org/u/thread/2214921/
desuarchive.org/u/thread/2214921/

Emberburn
Emberburn

lmao you confirmed this is a /tv/ thing

reality is being warped in your view by /tv/ trolls, those pairings you just listed aren't even fucking common irl

fuck you could make a case that fucking new star wars, both of them, have latino male/white female pairings

WebTool
WebTool

I'm starting to think it is

DeathDog
DeathDog

i'm happy it wasn't a dude

because faggots are legit disgusting

no one cares about hot lesbians, everyone wanks to hot lesbians

w8t4u
w8t4u

I suppose that's fair. The information I was referencing actually wasn't legit, so I'm slightly off-base in my argument anyway.

When it comes down to it, they did a decent job with the reveal, it's just that I think it would have been better if it had been handled a bit differently. Personal opinion/emotions I suppose.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

asian man/white female in movies

I've seen this exactly once. That Jet Li movie where he's married to some white lady veterinarian.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

because faggots are legit disgusting
No, that's just the exuberant faggots. You're just autistic

Booteefool
Booteefool

obviously a mexican family
implying it's reapers ex wife/gf or other family members
it just reminds him of his polysexual mates guys I swear!

I want tumblr to leave.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is that really all for such a "big" patch?

Spamalot
Spamalot

matthew mercer keeps a secret booklet of all the queer characters in overwatch and if you beat him in hand to hand combat you get to see it

Supergrass
Supergrass

Lesbians are hot
Gay men are fucking disgusting. That's the problem.

Hot lesbiens that is. Not disgusting dykes

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

They probably snuck in a christmas present.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

torb and his wife are both blonde
5/8 of those kids are ginger
um

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

mercer is also a raging hyperliberal
but I'll forgive him because of his range capabilities

WebTool
WebTool

MOLTEN CORE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yep
thats whats pandering

thanks blizzard, you made LGBT even worse than its true meaning

TechHater
TechHater

there is no pairing in either new star wars

there is no romance in either of them, and if anything it was finn who was tied to rey in TFA

you're confirmed for being either a nigger, or a numale faggot

and you are wrong about latino/white, which is far more common than nigger/white, but guess which shows up more?

holy shit kid, you are completely fucking blind to the world around you

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Based Matt

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tell me how often you see an asian man/white female in movies
indian man/white female
even latino man/white female
you don't see them
thanks for admitting you're just /tv/ shitposting

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is anyone honestly surprised? We been assuming she was a lesbo for a while now and it's kinda obvious she's a butch dyke.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

new
veekyforums.com/thread/163301406/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163301406/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163301406/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/163301406/video-games

askme
askme

It's a Tracer comic, like McCree or Symmetra got. It's in the title.

Methshot
Methshot

The only thing being bi are the 1 and 0 in her code

SniperGod
SniperGod

This is the shit I'm talking about though. The shit that annoys me. It's the double standard inherent in homosexual female vs male sexuality.

Lesbians are cool, and gays are fags.

TechHater
TechHater

So does that mean McSkillet is gay too?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

and you are wrong about latino/white, which is far more common than nigger/white,

fucking bullshit, where do you live?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

People like anything that's attractive. Two hot lesbisans are hot. Two hot gay men are not because anal sex is not attractive. Two ugly dyke feminists are not attractive.

Plus there's the knowledge that if you're really top-tier guy you might be able to dick them anyways.

Flameblow
Flameblow

fetishization =/= acceptance

go look at the forums and see how many people are pissed that tracer is gay because muh waifu can't not like men

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw enjoy critical role
mercer is an amazing dungeon master and does a fuckton of different voices
see they have a twitter
decide to follow them
mfw

he's nothing compared to his fiance marisha ray though. she's so ridiculous

Supergrass
Supergrass

Who is pharah with? Is it her dad or is she a rhino chaser?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I feel like if they actually deconfirmed Pharmercy and Widowtracer, a large proportion of the Overwatch community would have a shitfit.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Case in point.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Come on, a few years ago gay men were all the rage. It was everywhere. Now it's lesbians turns.

I say it's because sjw's and feminists are slowly going anti men and this means gay men too.

King_Martha
King_Martha

only want to play a character because of something that literally doesn't matter
You're the cancer

TreeEater
TreeEater

it's assumed to be her dad because he looks like a old nigga and having half-canadian heritage would explain her native skins

fetishists are convinced she's just porking an old guy so it can be just like their japanese hentais, and the gaggle of other people who just don't like yuri are insisting that it's her egyptian colleague that she saved in that comic even though the snow and flag on the television are pretty strong hints that this guy lives in canada

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

playing overwatch
you're the cancer

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

When are they going to address the fact that Pharah is super weak in the current meta?

Winston
76
McCree
D.va
Torbjorn
Widowmaker
Good Ana

Literally so many heroes that outright fuck with Pharah on a considerable level. I'm tired of not having fun because the entire team targets me and there is nothing I can do.

Spamalot
Spamalot

muh meta

nice dubs

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Any tips/ drills to improve with widowmaker? I can get headshots I just need to increase my accuracy.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

fly rarely

just be 76 with a rocket launcher

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I like playing d.VA so no fuck off

Nerf the heroes I don't play

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Widow and Winston are literally the only ones you should feel sorry for.

Everyone else deserved their suffering in some way

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Torbjörn creating a billion white babbies
God bless

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's not Reapers fault he died and left his wife and son.

JunkTop
JunkTop

custom game
headshots only
you vs. 6 Ana bots
you now have a shooting gallery of moving targets with tiny head hitboxes for you to practice on, have fun.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Soldier 76 isn't Pharah's dad

Soft_member
Soft_member

Who gives a fuck, faggot

massdebater
massdebater

So assuming the people reaper was watching weren't his sibling or a random family, which is unlikely, it's either an ex or his child. Meaning that he is straight.

Inmate
Inmate

What the hell is that?

JunkTop
JunkTop

The original, not an edit like yours.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah you're right, add him to the list

likme
likme

As far as nearly the entire fanbase is concerned every female hero is a lesbian

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

their movements are funky

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Makes them better to practice on.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Why do you pathetic retards care so much about the story and sexuality in a fucking FPS game?

So much autism in this general, it's unreal. Just go get a girlfriend/boyfriend lol.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Why do you care so much about what those pathetic retards care so much about? You're as bad as the rest of them.

Emberburn
Emberburn

t. salty loser

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No you

lmao gotcha

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Her sexuality is, "You'll do."

askme
askme

McHanzo confirmed

eGremlin
eGremlin

playing "random" heroes mode
enemy gets triple d.va and a lucio
we get double sombra and double sym in succession with snipers or other dps

viagrandad
viagrandad

little did they know....

Soft_member
Soft_member

Well they do have interactions, but really doubt there is anything more than curiosity at best

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/3/35/Sombra_-_Pleasure_working_with_you_McCree._If_that_is_your_real_name.ogg

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Does this mean that Tracer doesn't like feminine penis anymore

Booteefool
Booteefool

SHE NEVER DID, SHE WAS MY PERFECT WAIFU IN EVERY WAY
LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT HER WAS WHAT I WANT IN A GIRL
NOW SHES JUST A FUCKING DYKE
IM JUST GONNA IGNORE THE "NO"S IF SHE EVER BECOMES REAL

Firespawn
Firespawn

correct

tracer fucking loves that firecrotch pussy. she's fucking HUNGRY for it.

TechHater
TechHater

cannon...lmao

Flameblow
Flameblow

This needs to be a D.VA emote

Lunatick
Lunatick

The fools. Their social justice has blinded them.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

least attractive girl
?????????

TreeEater
TreeEater

I find it kinda hard to shoot them.