/shmupg/ - Shmup General

>arcade only
But why

muh arcade authenticity

>Anime/CAVE-stgs are for pedo's!!
That's an insult for pedos!

bump

The only thing bumping is me into bullets

Poohou FUCKIN SUCKS

>>arcade only
>But why
selling point to deter potential buyers from noticing its a shit game.

I'm diggin' the remixes in the DBCS DLC.

>wake up
>thread's dead
fugged.

Why is Bananamatic constantly trying to justify his perversions? Why does he call other members of the farm "daddy"?

What a degenerate

This is indirectly directly your fault and you should feel bad

I understand the dad part but I was always wondering about the 'farm' part. Can anyone help with clarification on that one?

Some guy who made videos said "shmups forum" like "shmups farm"

Thank you kindly, user. May all of your scores be high and your dodging on point.

>tfw no any dodonpachi 1cc

>tfw no 1cc

youtube.com/watch?v=rbts2qTrbAg
This is the "some guy" and his legendary video.

>move to antarctica
>get the antarctic world records for every shmup

>mfw ketsui 1cc

How did you managed to beat penguins records at Parodius?

>move to moon
>get the moon world records for every shmup

criminal scum

>wake up
>archived

u guys let it die AGAIN

Something this recent has no business being (almost) as expensive as it could have been.

No this is your fault. By sleeping you condemned the thread to death.

FUNNY ISN'T IT

youtube.com/watch?v=PpKEI2cpMGI

>last thread died at 140 posts
Fuck I've been too busy playing Ys, I'm sorry /shmupg/

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YOU DID THIS

a.pomf.cat/piclzn.m4a

Guess it's time to go back to trying to get that Daioujou 1-ALL

Does ESCHATOS just have a lot of input lag or is vjoy fucking me?

I've never noticed it

Never had any problems at all with it.

>Daioujou 1-ALL
Ayy, you too?

At least this one is objectively true.

Yeah, practiced levels 3-5 a lot. Felt like I could do it, then proceeded to die at the level 2 boss every run until I got frustrated and decided to take a break.

I was sure that there around 2k hours

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>Iraq
So that's where all the superplayers come from huh?

Nice

new record after month
now drop this game

greenlight.pawarumi.com/

>shilling your game on /shmupg/
That's as low as it gets

>your game
i think you have me confused, i'm a worthless piece of shit that got into the shmups.com discord

>discord
Even worse.

He's shilling his shitgame on every site, his nickname is "Elunil", it's annoying as fuck. At least deliver a good game instead of this 3d unity casual bullshit.

Well they have more experience at dodging bullets

>a good shmup must be 2d
wut?

reddit.com/user/Elunil/

What a coincidence, that he's spamming reddit with his poopgame right now

>greenlight.pawarumi.com/
It looks interesting.

This. The frogs know their shmups.

Why the fuck would anyone shill their game in the literally dead general
Why would you think that

Because the dev is around here, he has posted before and commented on the games progress.

>At least deliver a good game
>Complaining and it's not even out

Bullshit, I haven't missed a single one of these threads in god knows how long and this is the first I've ever heard of it.

Dunno what to tell you but is right. Though I only recall them posting in a single thread it was multiple times. They were basically taking opinions on certain things (linked their youtube video of the game a few times) and I haven't seen them since.

>Why the fuck would anyone shill their game in the literally dead general
Ask danbo

>I haven't missed a single one of these threads in god knows how long and this is the first I've ever heard of it.
I don't remember it either and I've been in every thread for a long time.

Nah it happened, I remember it too. The dev said it's inspired by Ikaruga and got greentexted instantly

Don't be mean to the developer!

Not the person that posted it, but does it really matter? This is a dead general of a dead genre. People should be encouraged to make new games, if it turns out to be ass no one will play it anyway. Hell, even if it is great it's probable that no one will play it.

at least it will be better than poo revolver

If it's great I'll play it after half a year when it's dirt cheap during a sale

PooRevolver wasn't even that bad, but it will end up like poorevolver.

Game gets released -> 3-4 streams on twitch for two days after release -> jaimers video on youtube -> game's dead -> except for some shmup hipsters who buy it in a season sale but won't play it for more than 2 hours anyways

>People should be encouraged to make new games
Should we encourage them to "just make shmups" or should we encourage them to make *good* arcade-like shmups?
So far Pawarumi doesn't look promising at all, it's just another generic 3d shooter and theres already a ton of them on steam and i get upset if you rub your game under everyone nose like the pawarumi dev does.

Give me a game like CCWI and i will buy 10 copies.

>*good* arcade-like shmups?
Good is subjective, and the idea that only arcade-like shmups are good is personal preference.

>generic 3d shooter and theres already a ton of them on steam
Name 10 (ten)

yeah but they spam bombs and suicide too much so how can they be good

DON'T YOU DIE AGAIN!!!

>*good* arcade-like shmups
We've hardly even seen any gameplay of this game yet. Just because it is in 3d doesn't mean it has to be bad, in contrary.

Extend!

I'm gonna stream today after work!
It'll be a shitty stream because I can't practice much during the holidays, but it'll be a stream nonetheless!

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y r u nazi Casper posting on /agdg/

Because Klabauti is creating a shump and someone asked him to post some of his art!

Fair enough. CARRY ON DODGING BULLETS!!

horizontal > vertical

17 years ago when i said i wanted to lead a campaign to 1cc a tasty shump you all laughed at me, well i have to say you aren't laughing now are you.

>Why is Bananamatic constantly trying to justify his perversions?
To make himself feel better about being a fat slav pedophile.

>tfw 1cc novice

Why would this general be alive? You fuckers aren't even competing with each other.

Come to think of it, how many people in this thread actually play the same games for score?

This made me check the Spreadsheet to see if anything new got posted because no one has cared about it for a while now. There was a single new score and it's been sitting there for longer than a month, s-sorry IFX

Why aren't you guys posting scores to it anymore? It doesn't even take that much effort, just pop in some data into the 2nd sheet and I'll add it to the main spreadsheet! docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1K0DesawgMQiFNMv2MZxxwdjzBudCIMMb3BkjQJaHjxI/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=605642012

I'm still focusing on the whole not dying thing.

I've bookmarked it! Not sure when I'll be able to post anything on it though...

>Battle Garegga sucks!!!
farm dads love it!

over 100 farmdads can't be wrong!

me > you

>goes to /agdg/ to see it
>surprised to find there's been so many post since then even though it was only like 3 hours ago
>realized that /shmupg/ is just super slow

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agdg is a pretty active general, actually but yes shmupg still slo